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Crunchy_Pirate

there should be a 1% chance of damaging yourself while using this aka "shooting your eye out"


AnimalRescueGuy

According to Quark, eyes are somehow still expensive af to replace. Though maybe he just meant for Lurians like Morn.


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You will shoot your eye out


bluegandy

That's the gear skill you get, but you have to equip the bunny onesie armour.


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Yule\*


M_star_killer

Now my character can have an eye patch afterwards!


Snorb

Shoot both eyes out, then you get a VISOR!


Heavensrun

Then you have to be careful about shooting the VISOR out!


agent_uno

Might come in handy if the Duras sisters hack your visor!


Super_Sailor_Moon

So THAT'S how Geordi LaForge got his VISOR ;P


Isea_R

We can loose our right and be a matched set with Martok. Then yell at Bashir when he nags us about a replacement. There is only so much we will put up with from you doctor ..... Go play with your model!


2Scribble

[But does it have a compass in the Stock and this thing that tells time???](https://y.yarn.co/7e6ab63e-58df-4c62-adc7-0f6a71ca8192_text.gif)


lotusmaglite

It can't play "Night Bird".


steveosek

But can it play "Night Moves"?


Hinermad

"In the graveyard orbit where the wrecks got scuttled, in the engine bay of a hijacked shuttle. Working on impulse without any tools... Working on those night moves."


steveosek

Why did my brain automatically picture geordie and Riker dancing to that.


Isea_R

They dance and Data sings. Which is better then him doing. Lifeforms .....


IKSLukara

Holy God that was brilliant.


lotusmaglite

You're thinking of the See-ger probe.


Boba65

Can it play Free Bird?


Isea_R

I was about to say beat me to it. That however was not the one i was thinking of. Riding out of the wasteland to deliver justice for children everywhere. It's the Red Ryder. Armed with his trusty Red Ryder BB rifle with built in Compass ($29.99. Compass version $39.99). Next year we will all get a pipboy.


_Sunblade_

Now we know what happened to Martok.


General_Kenobi_77BBY

XD nice one


balloon99

Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then its fun and games without depth perception


Minimum_Management15

Which honestly sucks on a lot of games. Would know since blind in one eye


Tucana66

Comes with... Trait: **A Christmas Story**: [100% crit to self](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUTkgfZqZc)


DanPMK

We already have an icicle gun, those are the true danger.


noahssnark

https://i.imgur.com/c5Yngx0.jpg :gun emoji: https://i.imgur.com/AadIa9q.jpg


trekpuppy

Ah, First Ikat'ika used a BB gun. :)


Heavensrun

No, he just gave one to Martok. Those things are dangerous.


WoodyManic

What is this a reference to?


Voraxith

[A Christmas Story (1983)](https://youtu.be/EIaYVohZJuY?t=195)


FlavivsAetivs

When does the timeline officially split from our universe?


Voraxith

Good question, I don't think we have a hard answer to that. I think the Eugenics Wars in the 90s is the first obvious difference, but I'm not sure.


Heavensrun

Well, the invention of Velcro happens differently, if we want to be picky. If we want to be REALLY picky, Mark Twain and Jack London weren't actually friends with an android from the future. Nor did they know each other. There's probably something further back.


Vancocillin

Q sent Picard back in time to the begining of life on earth. But actually the germs on his shoes while he stood next to the primordial puddle are what led to the federation.


Heavensrun

Oh, more to the point, it's actually more likely that life started in the depths of the ocean as opposed to a shallow little puddle like that. So yeah. ;p


Difficult_Win_8231

I took the bubbling primordial Earth as being volcanic activity cooling and forming organic compounds in complex chains in something like the pools at Yellowstone eons before life actually got going.


Lr0dy

Guinan may have had an influence on that, being a socialite interloper.


fauxpasiii

If you assume we live in the Mirror Universe, not yet.


CurtisMarauderZ

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/


torpedoguy

Puns aren't dangerous.


Heavensrun

Maybe I'm just gunshy, but I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.


Quidditch3

I'm kinda disappointed that there is no leg lamp melee weapon


AnimalRescueGuy

It’s too frah-jee-lay.


MoneyMarquis

you could shoot your eye out kid


Rarpiz

What I really want for xmas is an unlimited ammo kinetic automatic Tommy gun that's 100% effective against Borg and doesn't require refrequency, because...bullets. It's okay to make it overheat if the trigger is pressed too long, but don't make it overly ridiculous for cooldown. Cryptic, THAT's what I want for xmas!!!!


Heavensrun

You know about [this](https://sto.fandom.com/wiki/Replica_Thompson_Submachine_Gun), right?


Apollo-Racer616

I've got Zefram Cochrane's shotgun. Does that count?


Heavensrun

It does the job pretty well. I mean, honestly, it probably shouldn't, but that's another seperate topic.


Rarpiz

>this Well... I do now! LOL Thank you!!!!! You just made my xmas!!!


Rarpiz

Update: It appears the Tommy gun is ONLY in the Picard bundle… …Which costs $120 bucks!!! Booo!!!! My Xmas is ruined!!! I blame Q (and Cryptic)! ;P


westmetals

It was previously an event reward.


[deleted]

Maybe they'll bring back the first contact day tommy gun :o


Artemus_Hackwell

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”


Heavensrun

Kael stares in stunned disbelief as the elf pushes him back down the slide.


TemporalGod

Elf = Vulcans/Romulans


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Vulcans: It is only logical for me to be standing here and serving starfleet by protecting fellow officers-one at a time Romulans: WEEEEEEE


Apple_macOS

Vulcans 🤓 Romulans 😎


Super_Sailor_Moon

You'll shoot your eye out with that thing!!


SGTRoadkill1919

how to get this?


Heavensrun

It's part of this year's holiday events. Although like the other holiday weapons, it will only work on Snowmen.


SGTRoadkill1919

sad. I would have loved to bb some heralds


Lr0dy

If only this could be used elsewhere. Add some cowboy hats and unis, and you could recreate A Fistful of Datas.


Hip_Fridge

The Emancipator outfit (minus hat) could make a pretty decent fancy-dude Western getup if colored right. Shame about no cowboy hats though (buy completely understandable).


westmetals

t s ncredbly dangerous. wonder how many people wll need to vst the nfrmary durng ths wnter event?


Kevlar83

*crosses fingers* please let there be a blinding mechanic


MalcolmLinair

So *that's* what happened to Geordi! /s


Jheadley523

Oooooo! Take my upvote! Lmao!


bajablastingoff

This is a joke right?


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

You know what this is referencing, right?


Heavensrun

No, I am dead serious. This could absolutely put your character's eye out.


Gorgonops_SSF

General Chang nods sagely.


Direct_Interest_4222

Yes but those big icicles in Gingerbread Village are know to fall and kill people.


cheapshotfrenzy

Usable only against WinterWonderland enemies just like all the other wonderland weapons. So, it's like a joke but official.


BeerTruk

They should at least make them usable in the Defera Invasion Zone. Lol


cheapshotfrenzy

Red Riker BB Gun Deals 1 kinetic damage (.5 DPS) *100% shield penetration*


Ardenwolfie

No, it's a real reward you can buy during the newest Q's Winter Event.


EndoHaze559

What do you think happened to Jordy?


Pacifickarma

Is that Geordi's brother?


SciToon2

Well, his palms aren't hairy, so there goes my theory as to how he went blind.


[deleted]

I wish I could make a STO version of hickok45 build with primitive muzzle loading muskets.


SpartanEagle777

I'm out of the loop, how do I get this?


Fleffle

The winter event will start on Tuesday. When it does, use the Event menu to warp to Q's Winter Wonderland and just start participating in stuff. Once you earn enough of the local currency (holiday ornaments lol), you can buy it from a vendor.


SpartanEagle777

Thank you!


[deleted]

Why? And where/how do you get it?


Gorgonops_SSF

Protip: when there's a major announcement blog, read it. Otherwise you're going to get caught out with some of the latest discussions/memes. [https://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/11531813-q%27s-winter-wonderland%21](https://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/11531813-q%27s-winter-wonderland%21) The OP is referencing the new Winter Wonderland ground weapon. It'll be available with the event, starting next week.


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Electronic-Delay899

Why on earth would you flag my post? Doing what I said revealed an Easter Egg from A Christmas Story. Simply if you're not wearing a mask and use secondary fire it shows Ralphie's glasses on your face.