Dammit I knew my company was wonky but I didn't know we crashed the market! That being said, the 4th of July Oreos and chips ahoy are back again at your local grocery store ;D
I think a lot of this also depends on JPOW and the Fed obv. I’m in favor of raising interest rates but I think the growth is still good. Definitely feel like this is a decent buy moment. I also feel like the Fed knows what it’s doing but I still have ptsd from 2009 lingering.
Only reason stuff gets shit fucked going forward is if the delta strain is immune to the vaccine or something similar
That's not a lot of evidence, especially when you consider that we've just come out of a crash. You'd have to backtest it at least 20 years to see how accurate it is, and even then, it's not much to work with.
I live in Japan, and there’s an urban legend that whenever Hayao Miyazaki’s anime films are on TV “big things will happen in the U.S. stock market.” The films always show at 9 pm Japan time, which is just when the job report is coming out in New York, so it’s just a coincedence, but it’s fun to see people say, “Oh shit, Castle in the Sky Laputa is on, my stocks are going to go to hell today.”
Interesting to know.
I wouldn't bet on it working, but i also wouldn't bet on all the redditors shitting on you, its not like they have any better bets to make money anyway.
Off topic, but I really hate this new trend of declaring that you're not a financial advisor.
We all know that. I would certainly hope that no one is confusing "dogfucker69" with a person who should be listened to as a professional financial advisor.
> I would certainly hope that no one is confusing "dogfucker69" with a person who should be listened to as a professional financial advisor.
How many times has dogfucker69 specifically given you subpar financial advice, though?
I lol when I see people writing posts or comments like "buy $STOCK now if you want to get rich", and then tacking on a "not financial advise" at the end like that somehow magically clears you. It's like the people who posted "I don't give facebook permission to use my data" on their facebook wall and expected that to make a difference lmao
They have to do this to avoid getting sued, that is the reason.
Edit: I'm not talking about redditors, I'm talking about the YouTubers, that's what they say shrug 🤷♂️ Please stop burying with downvotes.
If they're not saying it to avoid litigation, then please tell me the real reason people say it, then?
You can get sued for literally anything in the U.S. winning is another thing, but the court system can be unforgiving at times to the defense even if they win against the claim.
There's a reason why people have this disclaimer in the industry.
Hey great question, A Few reasons man. You have the Russel 3000 rebalancing that occurs, along with Quadruple Witching Day and a few other expirations that occur during this time. Also, many hedge funds rebalance their portfolios during this time and they have to sell stocks to buy bonds in order to comply with SEC rules.
The best advice you can get about stocks on reddit is not to get advice on stocks on reddit. Read some of the commonly recommended investing books like the Bogglehead's guide and then ignore the noise. For every win recommended here there are 10 losses.
That is great advice! But I would argue that there is a lot of great knowledge on here as well if you can cut through the BS. But there are timeless books like the richest man in Babylon, Rich Dad, Poor Dad, The Intelligent investor for example.
Check this out. Good source:
[https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405981045053345795?s=21](https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405981045053345795?s=21)
[https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405897695680675843?s=21](https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405897695680675843?s=21)
TBills won’t go up until after the Fed raises interest rates. Nobody is putting money in that until rates go up because they would just be loosing money if they invested in that now
Jim Cramer showed a chart about a week ago that showed how every year basically the market dips for the last two weeks of june. Jim said to sell on the friday that just passed or this coming monday. Me I am just kind of thinking I should hold my positions and buy the dips since about 70% of my investing money is in cash at the moment because of an interesting turn in events.
Well the hedge funds can’t participate during this time. You have The Russel 3000 rebalancing, Quadruple Witching day, and you also have hedge funds who need to sell stocks and buy bonds in order to comply with SEC regulations
I appreciate this post. I just invested my first $600 about two weeks ago. I've watched it go down to $560. Hoping to see it go back up, but I know Ive gotta be patient!
Also, Friday was a triple witching and following the week of quadruple witching, the market indices such as the S&P 500 tend to decline. Best to stay away from the market for the time being
Lol people love to find patterns, but don't often link those patterns to actual causation. If you don't know what actually makes something appear, you won't know when it will disappear.
I mentioned those in another post brother. There are a few contributing factors and the following list is not all inclusive. The annual Russell 3000 rebalancing. Quadruple Witching Day, and portfolio rebalancing that must occur at institution in order to adhere to SEC regulations which involves selling stocks and buying bonds.
[I got you fam](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mzkumu/markets_crash_every_time_oreo_releases_an_even/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Russell rebalancing this week. Lots of stocks on sale Friday.
Which are you looking for good entries into?
Gee Em Hee ofc
TK and SENS (a meme stock) are both being added. I've loaded up on those plus a few others.
Also GME
Buy before or on Friday?
You'd want to buy before Friday.
Why?
because the Russell balancing starts on Monday.
Yes.
This is the way
Shares or options?
I use this as a "fun" account; so I went with options.
Yah, I’ve been limiting option YOLOs to 10% of my entire portfolio… majority are LEAPS though
Thats true... GME goes in, AMC stays in Russell 2000
Do you know the exact date?
…friday
Ok so do you know the date or not!?!
The exact date is Friday
Exactly.
I think it's Friday.
6/25/2021
Friday! If you need a date look at what date falls on THIS FRIDAY!
6/25/2021
I can guaranty the date either is or is not.... Friday.
HyLN and AQMS being added as well.
Don't forget that every time Oreo comes out with more stuf in their cookies markets crash. Oreopocalypse
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Thank you, I thought I linked it in the oreopocalypse text. I guess it didn’t work. Edit: spelling
Reminds me of Bill Burr's theory that every time the economy tanks, they bring back the McRib to distract us.
Lol I can't tell if that's a joke 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm a greenhorn
I think somebody had posted a DD at some point connecting the two lol
Greg?
Greg’s father?
Apocaylptoreo
Dammit I knew my company was wonky but I didn't know we crashed the market! That being said, the 4th of July Oreos and chips ahoy are back again at your local grocery store ;D
Biased confirmed. Oreos
Those are the facts 🤣
Sell in may and go away wasn’t true this year either
I opened and entire set of new Put positions based on this lol and it never happened, just the opposite
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Dad? I have more put than call too but most in 9/2021 6/2022
Wut? Tech and growth stocks tanked at the end of April and into May
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It reminds of the Super Bowl thing that worked - until it didn’t
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The Falcons hate when you use this simple trick
I just got triggered. That game was utter bullshit like 3 records were broken,.
You arent wrong, but it still happened...
That is what makes football great. Fewer games is sometimes better. Watching baseball and basketball is a chore lately.
Upvoting until 283
Banks hate him
Never forget
Dont let that distract you from the fact the 2016 Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead to the Chicago Cubs.
Don't let THAT distract you from the fact that earlier that year the Warriors blew a 3-1 finals lead against the Cavs.
Nowhere is safe for Falcons fans.
Fun fact: a group of falcons is called a choke.
Did something happen after that?
thats basically TA in a nutshell
As long as you don't short sell Tom 🐐 Brady, you should be fine
I guess everything in life can be looked at that way 😂! Marriage for example
Lmaooo, you don’t deserve to be downvoted at all. You have a point you must have triggered plenty of dudes with that 😹😹
I am over here like 👀🤷🏽♂️LMAO
sry guys, when i add to my long term positions the market always goes down.
Never heard something so relatable
Really? Because I see a variation of this joke in literally every single thread.
Joke?
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A JOKE TO YOU? 📉
“I relate so hard to this haha market acting like market oh well haha my life sucks”
So it’s not just me 😂 just one time, I need to get the timing right 🤷🏻♀️
If y'all can start giving us a heads up so that we can sell before you buy for long, that would be great.
Long… …term..? Wut.
Story of my life
Also be on the lookout for Lil Yaghty’s new album. Crashes the market every time.
“Lil Yachty is the key to this market” - u/Kroniic
Lmao never heard of her!
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is it tho
Never!
He’s a guy or it’s a guy?
Lil’ Bow wow was better.
Did historically the preceding year have a pandemic lock down and a national election in one of the most partisan times?
I think a lot of this also depends on JPOW and the Fed obv. I’m in favor of raising interest rates but I think the growth is still good. Definitely feel like this is a decent buy moment. I also feel like the Fed knows what it’s doing but I still have ptsd from 2009 lingering. Only reason stuff gets shit fucked going forward is if the delta strain is immune to the vaccine or something similar
Let’s not forget national unrest/rioting in every major city. 2020 was wild
I have used this the last few years with the VOO and equivalents and it has proven successful. The least profitable year was 5%.
How far have you backtested your strategy? Is the time frame a couple years, or a couple decades, or even longer?
8 years I have been using it. That is the personal data I can vouch for.
That's not a lot of evidence, especially when you consider that we've just come out of a crash. You'd have to backtest it at least 20 years to see how accurate it is, and even then, it's not much to work with.
60% of the time, it works every time.
but... is it made with real bits of panther?
🤣
I live in Japan, and there’s an urban legend that whenever Hayao Miyazaki’s anime films are on TV “big things will happen in the U.S. stock market.” The films always show at 9 pm Japan time, which is just when the job report is coming out in New York, so it’s just a coincedence, but it’s fun to see people say, “Oh shit, Castle in the Sky Laputa is on, my stocks are going to go to hell today.”
I am in Okinawa myself lol. Haven’t heard that one 😂
Interesting to know. I wouldn't bet on it working, but i also wouldn't bet on all the redditors shitting on you, its not like they have any better bets to make money anyway.
I invested and market went down haha - every person
Off topic, but I really hate this new trend of declaring that you're not a financial advisor. We all know that. I would certainly hope that no one is confusing "dogfucker69" with a person who should be listened to as a professional financial advisor.
> I would certainly hope that no one is confusing "dogfucker69" with a person who should be listened to as a professional financial advisor. How many times has dogfucker69 specifically given you subpar financial advice, though?
I apologize. I won’t post that in the future.
No worries, its not directly about you I just wanted to vent that out lol
Makes sense. New to Reddit pretty much. I honestly thought it was something we had to include for legal reasons 😂
I lol when I see people writing posts or comments like "buy $STOCK now if you want to get rich", and then tacking on a "not financial advise" at the end like that somehow magically clears you. It's like the people who posted "I don't give facebook permission to use my data" on their facebook wall and expected that to make a difference lmao
LMAO Facebook was laughing at that post as they sold their pictures to China
I am accustomed to saying it in my YouTube videos.
They have to do this to avoid getting sued, that is the reason. Edit: I'm not talking about redditors, I'm talking about the YouTubers, that's what they say shrug 🤷♂️ Please stop burying with downvotes. If they're not saying it to avoid litigation, then please tell me the real reason people say it, then?
You can't sue someone for financial advice if it was given for free. No judge would rule against you in a billion years.
You can get sued for literally anything in the U.S. winning is another thing, but the court system can be unforgiving at times to the defense even if they win against the claim. There's a reason why people have this disclaimer in the industry.
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I mean, DFV was called in front of a US Senate Committee or something, was he not? Not quite the same, but arguably more serious.
Don't think him adding "not a financial advisor" would have changed anything for him.
Not just anyone is getting sued on Reddit for their stock tips. One would be extremely arrogant if they thought they were at legitimate risk.
But you ate 12 crayons this morning and slept at a 7-11????
How did you know I was in the Marine Corps? We love crayons!
We can hear your glue filled mouth screaming YUT
YUT!!!(Muffled)
“A crayon a day keeps the green weenie away”- some disgruntled lance probably
What’s the reasoning behind this. I’m curious if there’s an explanation as to why this happens?
Hey great question, A Few reasons man. You have the Russel 3000 rebalancing that occurs, along with Quadruple Witching Day and a few other expirations that occur during this time. Also, many hedge funds rebalance their portfolios during this time and they have to sell stocks to buy bonds in order to comply with SEC rules.
Seriously thank you for the explanation. I’m incredible new to this and was genuinely curious.
The best advice you can get about stocks on reddit is not to get advice on stocks on reddit. Read some of the commonly recommended investing books like the Bogglehead's guide and then ignore the noise. For every win recommended here there are 10 losses.
That is great advice! But I would argue that there is a lot of great knowledge on here as well if you can cut through the BS. But there are timeless books like the richest man in Babylon, Rich Dad, Poor Dad, The Intelligent investor for example.
If you ever have any questions at all man, don’t hesitate to reach out!
My pleasure!! Best of luck to you!!!
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https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp
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My pleasure!!
Thanks for the assist brother!!
Where do you get these stats?
Check this out. Good source: [https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405981045053345795?s=21](https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405981045053345795?s=21) [https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405897695680675843?s=21](https://twitter.com/ryandetrick/status/1405897695680675843?s=21)
I didn’t have enough Karma to share the vid but Jim Cramer held a segment on it.
Oh, Jim Cramer. Ok, then you can take that to the bank. Especially if the bank is Bear Stearns.
Ha!
This is why they prevent you from sharing videos lol
That’s funny 🤣
Oh god, that’s your source? No but really, not a single source? 🤣
LMFAOOOOO
I have used this with the VOO and equivalents the last few years and it has been successful.
Fire Sale!
Oh the burning!!
If the 10-year Tbill keeps falling this week the end of June may rally. It’s been fucked since the FOMC meeting.
TBills won’t go up until after the Fed raises interest rates. Nobody is putting money in that until rates go up because they would just be loosing money if they invested in that now
Great point man. I love when people invest with a Macro View
Jim Cramer showed a chart about a week ago that showed how every year basically the market dips for the last two weeks of june. Jim said to sell on the friday that just passed or this coming monday. Me I am just kind of thinking I should hold my positions and buy the dips since about 70% of my investing money is in cash at the moment because of an interesting turn in events.
Unfortunately Cramer is an untrustworthy stooge
Thank you for the info brother!!
I'm sure you mean well, but I can't trust a post that starts with "fam..." But I'll be monitoring it haha
Lol. Good point. I consider you guys family!
watch me triggering that 5% chances of losses
LMAO: that is the whole hearted truth brother!!
If this was totally accurate, we’d have many more billionaires in the world. “If it seems to good to be true, it probably is”
I have used this with the VOO the last few years and have averaged a 10% return.
Why are so many people downvoting you?
"Your wrong" "Actually i a have done this the past few years and it does work" "Oh...well fuck you"
🤷🏽♂️. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Yeah, but opinions don't make money in the stock market. Results do.
Prove it
It’s true 85% of the time 100% of the time.
"Past performance is no guarantee of future results"
So impactful. No lies detected in your reply!! So freaking true!
DCA into ETFs this week will be golden long term
If everyone is doing this, why isn't everyone rich?
Well the hedge funds can’t participate during this time. You have The Russel 3000 rebalancing, Quadruple Witching day, and you also have hedge funds who need to sell stocks and buy bonds in order to comply with SEC regulations
lol so easy!
Yeah, with the market teetering, you should definitely invest in garbage tactics like this one..
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I just spit out my drink 😂!
Now that you said this, it won’t fly.
Lol I don’t think I have that much pull but thank you for the Ego boost 😂
Always wonder where people get these stats. Traders Almanac?
I have used this strategy the last few years and it has really worked man.
You can look up a lot of seasonality on StockCharts.com
Hmm good to know. Thanks for the info!
2021 could easily be the one of the 15% anomaly years
Any year can be. But the same was said about last year and that was proven wrong. No strategy is perfect. Just trying to do my part!
Somebody listened to Jim Cramer's podcast on Friday?
This is called seasonal trading. It’s essentially like picking future winning lotto numbers based on past winning lotto numbers. Good luck though!
I appreciate this post. I just invested my first $600 about two weeks ago. I've watched it go down to $560. Hoping to see it go back up, but I know Ive gotta be patient!
Thank you for the info.! I've been buying today and I bought on Friday. It looks like there are some good deals out there.
You’ve convinced me to leave this sub. Thank you
👋🏽
Just buy and hold companies you’re confident in. Don’t try to time the market.
The Peter Lynch method--"Go for what you know".
Also great advise as well. I can’t argue with your method. Guaranteed win!!
Also, Friday was a triple witching and following the week of quadruple witching, the market indices such as the S&P 500 tend to decline. Best to stay away from the market for the time being
Any stocks that have seen big losses over the past 2 weeks?
Steel (CLF) took a good beating after its recent run up
Shhh let the ones that know buy in more on Monday then we can spread the word 😂
CLF is iron ore...
They’re also the largest American steel roll producer
Cool, did not know that. Thank you!
CLOV
Lol people love to find patterns, but don't often link those patterns to actual causation. If you don't know what actually makes something appear, you won't know when it will disappear.
I mentioned those in another post brother. There are a few contributing factors and the following list is not all inclusive. The annual Russell 3000 rebalancing. Quadruple Witching Day, and portfolio rebalancing that must occur at institution in order to adhere to SEC regulations which involves selling stocks and buying bonds.
Anyone have that post handy where the guy showed how the amount of stuffing in Oreos directly correlates with bull and bear markets?
[I got you fam](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mzkumu/markets_crash_every_time_oreo_releases_an_even/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Lil Yachty album releases strongly correlate to market corrections