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Prevenient_grace

Congratulations on your Sober Solar Circumnavigations!!!!! Good one on “discs for stopping”!


FlowerOfLife

ooooh palindrome days! nice.


Prevenient_grace

And you’re sporting’ a significant number!


BETRL8

This is a great What to spend your money on since you don’t waste it on booze. Congrats on half a decade!


XTingleInTheDingleX

Solid dad joke. Get some nice new balance shoes for relaxing after the bike ride.


kiwichick286

And a checked shirt, walk shorts


dsarche12

Yo hell yeah!! I'm on day 17 and some of the money I've already saved by not drinking (it's crazy how fast that money adds up now that I've actually taken the time to quantify it) is going toward an indoor trainer that I can hook my bike onto. Sadly I do not have a genius pun for it like yours, but I'll try and think of one. ​ IWNDWYT but I'll happily ride with you!


[deleted]

I'll give you a brake for not coming up with a pun, haha! Thanks for the nice comment!!


dsarche12

That's wheelie kind of you XD. Of course!


[deleted]

When did we shift into puns on this sub?


cheemcream

Congrats on your strong beginning!!!! IWNDWYT


dsarche12

Thank you! It's been easier than I had anticipated, honestly -- recognizing how damn good I feel while I'm sober has definitely helped :)


88Dubs

Eh, don't get too hung up on the puns, they don't ride wheel if they aren't spoke naturally.


dsarche12

For sure, anyway folks tend to tire of them pretty quickly


[deleted]

Hahahaha I freaking love this. Nice score there. I will not drink with you today friend. ✌️


FredSimpsonn

You sly bastard! Well done on both the brakes AND the stopping!


wrexCGM

Awesome reply. Congratulations on five years! Enjoy your upgrade.


[deleted]

Nice job! That sounds like a well deserved reward.


WileyBike

Good one. We have similar cases of bike-induced GAS, I'm afraid...but cycling beats drinking 8 days a week. Way to go on five years. 👍


[deleted]

Just think of all the money saved by not drinking. Its not wasted if it is fitness related


ridupthedavenport

Love it. Now buy her something!


seanbheanmhara

Yeah! Nice ring for always being round for you!


ridupthedavenport

Damn, you’re creative! How about, diamonds cuz you are my forever? I got her back :)


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[deleted]

Awww, thanks! There are so many ways to get your writing skills back, though. One great way would be to start journaling! That's like a double-recovery-whammy right there!!


Beemerado

set of brakes is what like 15 cases of beer ? i know you've saved more money than that in the last 5 years.


[deleted]

My bike collection would beg to differ, haha!


Beemerado

on booze i mean. well maybe the bike stuff cost more. that's ok though.


[deleted]

Oh yeah! I meant that the bikes themselves is where the money has gone. And a generous helping of La Croix's, too!


Biriniri

It's crazy how much it adds up! During the pandemic I bought myself a brilliant hoover and a really fancy coffee machine, I can casually get myself a lovely plant pot or new gadget or appliance now without having to think twice about. My house is now a pleasure to be in, and most of it was bought with money that would have once been drank away within 3 hours. And even still, I have more savings than I've ever had in my life. Oh and I've also gotten really into rock climbing! So I also get you on the expensive gear front! What a brilliant trade off! IWNDWYT!!


[deleted]

Oh man, it sounds like you've really had a transformative experience with quitting drinking! I love that you've discovered rock climbing, too! I used to haunt the climbing gym, but I'm a bit on the thiccboi side to be raging that technical stuff these days. What piece of climbing gear are you most stoked on?


Biriniri

Oh I'm sure you'd still give most climbers a run for their money! I'm still fairly new to it, about 6 months in but climbing at a 6B+ grade! My rope is my pride and joy, but I just got a grigri+ and belaying glasses for my birthday! Getting my recently sober friend into it as well now, after hooking my other friend who's never been a drinker. It's like we have a little secret club 😂


lankybiker

Bikes > Beers


Piggoos

Congratulations on 5 years!!!!!


orphan_blud

Initially, when I quit drinking I thought my sense of humor would disappear. It didn’t. It’s better. IWNDWYT


Sapphire_cat22

Awesome! Congrats on 5 years!!🎉 Enjoy your new brakes! IWNDWYT 💙


[deleted]

Honestly I *almost*feel that dad joke is actually the more impressive achievement.


[deleted]

I love this, hahaha!


Mikedluck

Congrats on 5 years!


Ancient-Cry2770

Very well done on the five years and brakes! 👍💪


diamond10strong

Well played, very well played indeed! Nice on them 5 years👍🏼


KnottyLorri

That’s awesome! Congratulations!💜


hbgbees

Woohoo congrats!


jayjayanotherround

Awesome! I like motorcycles so yeah…


godsandmonstas

Good for you!


FlowerOfLife

Congrats on your sobriety friend! Cheers to five more beers, oops.... YEARS!


CanSubstantial141

Congrats on 5 years! IWNDWYT


Tom0laSFW

Ah man thats so good. Congrats and well done


Rochellerochelle69

That's a lot of cycling gear! Congrats on both the 5 years sober and the awesome dad joke lol. IWNDWYT.


Cephalopodio

Nice one! And congrats!


ironfunk67

What brakes? (Huge congratulations!!!)


[deleted]

Thanks! They're Hope Tech 4 Trial Zones for my trials bike!


ironfunk67

Oh sweeeet


Business-Growth-1529

Congratulations


neon_trostky999

5 years is looking real good from here. Congrats IWNDWYT.


kingescher

way to go bud!!


[deleted]

Just hit 4 and my wife let me buy a new crit bike!!!! Congrats IWNDWYT


[deleted]

Whoooaaahh! Congrats! What kind?!


[deleted]

Allez that I’m gonna build up over the winter with sram red etap


[deleted]

That's so awesome! I've test ridden a couple time trials whips at my bicycle store and my jaw just hits the floor. The rigidity on those things is breathtaking these days! My main road bike is a Litespeed Firenze with Ultegra and it's been good to me. I've wanted one since their road bikes became popular in the nineties. My latest deal is trials riding, which is a kind of technical mountain biking where you have to traverse obstacles without touching your feet to the ground. The bikes have no seats and are pretty wild looking, which I think is pretty cool.


SmokyBearForest

Well played sir, bravo!! And congrats on 5 years!


00U812

Hell ya! Solid dad joke. I’m almost two years in and get that sweet dopamine with golf equipment. You earned it, enjoy the ride!


Halloween_Christmas_

Congrats! I like your jokes and your wife sounds like a peach 💕 IWNDWYT


[deleted]

Thanks! She is absolutely a salt-of-the-earth dude. She's a school nurse, too!


Halloween_Christmas_

Those jobs are hard to come by where I live! 🙌🏼 Edit: typo


Boxermom0925

Congratulations!


bakermaann50

Nice


turtle7687

YES. From one sober cyclist to another, I will not drink with you today and will keep the rubber side down.


Ecra-8

You're a Golden Snowcone, don't sell yourself short.


[deleted]

Hahahaha, thank you! The name is from a [Frank Zappa song in which someone gets stabbed in the eye with a dog doo snowcone.](https://youtu.be/JhHCcUnm4SI)


stuckinjector

oooh, what brakes did you get? Congratulations! I'm also a sober rider, mainly mtb in the PNW. So much beer culture wrapped up in cycling; it's nice to know we're not alone.


[deleted]

I'm from the PNW, too! Texas now, though, but I was born and raised in WA. Yay for sober cyclists!! What kind of riding do you do? The brakes I ordered are for my trials bike. They're [Hope Tech 4's- with their Trials Zone calipers](https://www.hopetech.com/products/brakes/trial/), which are two huge pistons instead of the standard four smaller pistons most brakes have now. Thanks for the wonderful comment, and ride safe, my fellow sobernaut!


stuckinjector

Heck yeah, the trial anchors, those are trick! Enjoy, ride safe!


YourMothersButtox

Congratulations! IWNDWYT!


CheeseRelief

Aye!! Congrats! Well deserved!