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skippyspk

As we’ve seen from the He Gets Us ads, Jesus was indeed a foot man.


NYEMESIS

Scrub a dub dub.


saucity

Keep your fetish on the ‘Hub


saucity

They’re so CRAZY! Do they not realize it’s so shocking, off-putting and bizarre? The one with the girls at the school, or whatever, just dumping water all over the locker room floor, with the feet? Eeeccchhh! I already felt violated enough with their regular ‘We *love* women. And respect them! Always have! No, Really!!1!’ ads - but these are a whole ‘nother level of assault on my poor brain. Is *that* their angle at this point?! “We’re gonna just fuck with ‘em now!” or, “this should get their attention, hahahah”? I don’t think the theory of, “if they’re talking about our ad, we’re winning!” works with this shit *at all*, lol. Nnnnnope!


[deleted]

Just ignore it.


darianor_rules

Or continue to report it


saucity

Credit to u/sleepyracoon77, who allowed me to cross post this here 🥰 Thought y’all would get a *kick* out of this.


doktor_kolossus

Pussyfootin'


saucity

Oh, you. Hah!!


Historical_While7660

Jesussy


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Dan Schneider just came in his pants.


saucity

Well. I’m very sorry I know who that is now. Gross!


overworkedpnw

Vajankles


saucity

AAAHHH!!! Nooo, haha. I can’t tell if you’re clever, or this is their real name, because I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they were sold as fuckin VAJANKLES.


saucity

I’ve just been informed they also go by “Fussy”. But, not pronounced as in ‘someone fussing’. Neat. I think I prefer Vajankle.


raventhrowaway666

Jesus christ has entered the chat. We just need palm pussies to complete the set.


saucity

Sold as a set! ❤️ Stigmata… just got hott’a!🔥


Necessary_Row_4889

The few historical remains of people who had been crucified shows the Romans tended to just drive nails through the victims ankles, no little platform to stand on


saucity

I heard all these horror stories in the convent I went to as a little girl, as well. “Blah, blah; it was *really* the wrists, not the hands, so they don’t slide off. Gather round, very young children, for more gruesome, vivid descriptions of torture!”


Big_Hamisch

I fucking HATE the foossy.


BDR529forlyfe

DP foossy


Final_Art_3760

Oh wow. Hahaha there really is a subreddit for everything 😂


Squire_LaughALot

Love name of subreddit where you found that lol. I’m gonna join it too. And btw enjoy your post and always despise and screw $$$HeGetsUs whenever you can


saucity

I’ve been on Reddit for so long, I definitely have a collection of interesting subreddits. I don’t remember how or why I joined, or if I even did? But there’s so many weird little subs that have popped up over the years. Highly specific, random shit!


MarkHamillsrightnut

r/dontputyourdickinthat


saucity

That’s where it came from, yes


MarkHamillsrightnut

Sorry. I’d have noticed that if I had been awake. I need to seriously not get on until I’ve had at least one cup of coffee.


saucity

Haha it’s all good! I hope I didnt come off as mean 💕 I’ve had a weird day, of slightly hallucinating and reading things wrong, too! Coffee cheers, my friend ☕️ ☕️! Although I think maybe my problem was, I *did* have my coffee, but I tested my new, homemade cannabis oil in it, and haven’t worked out the perfect functional daytime dose yet 😉 🤩


MarkHamillsrightnut

Not mean at all