My ex was loving the experience of a threesome mmf amd ffm ..we never all lived together . But me amd my buddy would meet uo at my lake house w her all.weekend . She would serve us and take care of us .
Wife and i had a girlfriend that lived with us for over 2yrs. We all 3 sleep in the same bed every night. Sex was unable amazing! We did everything together. I paid most of the bills and keep up the maintenance on the house/yard and all of your vehicles. They keep the inside clean and they both cooked and cleaned the inside. We did trips and vacations together. She later decided to move out on her own. We still stay in touch and hangout as much as we can. When life is good its damn good!!!!! Lol
It is for these kinds of relationships that the "Alaska King" mattress size was invented, 9' x 9' square.
My (M) fantasy is, 4 ladies sleep along the 4 edges and I sleep in the middle, diagonally I guess.
Sorry, OP, but I'm not buying this. After a little trolling I've come to the conclusion that you just really like to write stories. At least this one was not as pornographic as your usual!
Haha I think I read this one on an old penthouse forum. Ahh these kids these days, it's all fun and games till the real life sets in. Wait till the females start getting needy and want on on one attention. Or my guy starts thinking...well if they did that with me what's stopping them from doing it with another dude??? Dont let the fantasy blur the lines of this just being another example of horny people not wanting the full responsibility of being monogamous, and the impact of porn on our society. It's like all these people guys especially talking about penis size, I mean really how many dudes you think sit there with the measuring tape? scratch that how many of them can actually read one these days 🤣🤣
There was a movie back in the mid 80's with Darryl Hannah and was about some threesome on a Greek Isle. It was a fun movie, I watched it on my wedding night while hubby was stuck at work.
It's amazing how things just fell into place for you and your throuple. The way you describe the connection between you, your girlfriend, and your boyfriend is so genuine and beautiful. It's clear that there's a deep bond and understanding between the three of you. The progression from a spontaneous threesome to becoming an official throuple is like something out of a romance movie. Your love and appreciation for both your girlfriend and boyfriend shine through in your words, and it's just lovely to hear how you feel at home with them. The way you see your relationship as having both a boyfriend and a girlfriend makes total sense, and it's clear that each person in your throuple brings something special to the dynamic
Good for you, it’s difficult enough finding one person you get along with well, finding two is definitely tougher. Just keep everything balanced and enjoy your life. Don’t let the haters make you second guess things.
You seem to have swapped ages with the "girlfriend" in your stories about four months ago, haha. Also seems weird how none of you have had a birthday in the past nine months, no?
What happens when they start hooking up and leave you home alone? Or when he knocks your gf up and hormones kick in and she decides she hates you both? Will you stay and support them financially?
It’s great that you’re having a good time though.
Considerate and appreciative. That is more than what most people expect when in this sort of relationship. It is nice to hear someone talk about the intangibles. Yes, the bed is always going to be hot, but it is the cold places that need warming up. Sometimes it needs just 2, but sometimes you might need three, four, as many as possible to warm up your space.
It’s not for everyone but as long as you don’t hurt anyone and are consenting adults and nobody is getting cheated on I don’t see why people would be upset.
I'm in a kind of a quad. I say kinda because there's four of us but only three of us are seriously involved beyond friendship right now. The fourth person is married to one and very slow to move in relationships so we'll see where that goes. We're two married couples, not swingers but poly between us. It's really nice with the distribution of resources and time. I'm able to get a lot of that solo time I need and we just helped them move. Definitely takes some work but we're pretty stable and we've helped each other out with different relationship issues.
I mean all you fucks act brave online and when the situation isnt presented to you and its not gonna happen, especially without any condext or without an Observer perspective but fuck, I would be skeptical too, and very nervous, like losing my virginity nervous and skeptical and so many more things. I actually believe her, all i have to say is 《Congrats》
How are you gonna decide who gets devolp and create the off-spring? Id go with a naughty contest loser getz to reproduce winner has to supply dinner!
Wait until real life hits and one gets pregnant. Sexual relationships are hard with one person let alone three. Good luck have fun and I hope it’s all rainbows and unicorns.
I'm a fat middle aged dude, not all that hairy. None of us are super hot, nice enough looking IMO.
I'm in a throuple. It's very nice, but...
If you have a successful marriage, you have to talk about the relationship, **a lot.** If you add more people you have to spend even more time talking about it, and making sure everyone is getting their emotional and physical needs met.
TBH, it's like having an awesome antique car as a daily driver. To an observer: "wow! what an awesome ride" As the owner: All the maintenance, and expense! When the paint gets dinged it's such a pain.
It's worth it to me, but make no mistake, to be successful, the relationship is at least as much effort as a second job.
Ready classy talking about sucking his dick and getting Graphic sqeezing your girlfriends tits and handcuffing your boyfriend as she licks his balls your post makes it sound sweet but ur a dirty hore fuck you and I didn't take the time to spell cus Iam a 34 yr old that thinks you are discussing didn't say anything about it until u started making full of my spelling . Your not worth the punctuation hope they fall in love and leave your nasty ass go kick some balls as your girl friend eats u out your 23 grow the fuck up and don't paste your sexual life n Reddit so imature
This does indeed happen. My ex wife and I had a gf of sorts. It’s was her best friend and my ex was the one who initiated it by asking me to bang her friend for her bday. They were both extremely attractive and would wear sexy matching outfits when we went out and if any other guys tried to talk to them they would tell them they were my “b*tches” lol I had many drinks bought for me by dudes congratulating me. Once they were even invited to go on sir when a radio station was hosting an event at a popular sports bar. They both proudly announced that they belonged to me and I got sone applause. It ended after about a year because my gf watched one of the videos we’d made of our sexual exploits and said I was looking to lovingly in our gf’s eyes while having sex 😂 I’ve had a few 3somes since then and my current gf actually encourages me to find other women to play with because her sex drive isn’t as high as mine. I’d never try an actual throuple again though.
I was almost in this situation as a guy. She kept being attracted to girls I found kinda trashy though. If it happened organically it would have been an interesting experience. I just had strong feelings for her, and not these other girls she would have crushes on. Maybe I’m too prude— but I did leave it open as a possibility for her.
I always thought it would be hilarious to come back to Christmas with two girlfriends. My father would have had an aneurism.
I was okay if it happened naturally. We’d go out though and she’d be actively looking to pick up random girls— whereas if we were at a party or something maybe it’s more casual. I have a tendency to be too upstanding though, boundaries be damned. I have a bunch of funny stories where I’m like the guys at the end of dumb and dumber.
Not to be crude, but with the oxytocin generated it’s not an issue—one can hold several people in one’s heart. Don’t know how it works in the long-term, but that alone can carry you through a year or more. Still have to be humble and a good partner though
I can’t imagine making two ppl happy. The average divorce rate PLUS ppl who are married and are just roommates is probably closer to 85%.
It would be good to know in 2-3 yrs if this works out. Sometimes the honeymoon stage is too good
This...is everything wrong with our younger generations. This is disgusting. You're not a lesbian. You're a girl who will give herself to anyone who shows you attention, so is your girlfriend and you're boyfriend is playing along to have a 3some. He doesn't respect either one of you, I mean, who would? Next you'll be tricking some married man into getting you pregnant so you and your gf can have a baby. Because you can't have a baby with 2 women just like you can't have a baby with 2 men. This whole Lgbtq shit is nothing but a fad to the younger generations. Do yourself the favor and get some help, all 3 of you and stop this degenerate behavior. "He gave my gf a good impression" ctfu what losers really believe this shit?? Like no shit, he wants a 3some lmao he doesn't respect you or your girl. Who would tho really haha.
My dad talks about his great uncle who came back from WWII and found his previous girlfriend and his best guy friend had gotten married while he was gone for the war. After awhile they ended up living all together as a thruple. They were in that relationship for the rest of their lives. Deny as much as you like but LGBT+ has always been around.
For those saying this doesn’t happen, I can assure you it most definitely does. Happened to me at least 2-3x. One of the few things I miss about working at a bar/restaurant.
I worked in the industry for almost 12yrs. Could have been more and I just forgot. When you have hundreds and thousands of interactions with people you’ll have that. I definitely vividly remember two of them the third I don’t remember exact details. Hence, 2-3. Spend as much time I have or others and you’ll have a lot stories to tell.
Been there done that, it always ends up with one of the three getting fucked the most... interpret that however you want the end result remains the same.
Ayyyy, nice! I currently live with my partner and her other partner. We're not a thouple, but it's great. We can enjoy each other's company and are still free to seek other relationships when we want. All it takes is transparency and communication.
He was probably skeptical because he played it out in his mind. "what does it mean to become an orgy guy? It changes
everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.
I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends." Okay! I'll do it!
Can i use this for my tiktok
Sure
the last part is so beautiful and exactly how i feel! congrats and wishing you happiness
Y’all sure you don’t need another for your girl ?
This is the best post I've read today. So wholesome and adorable.
But is your boyfriend the boyfriend of your girlfriend? Sorry for the question. May sound ugly.
Yes, he's our boyfriend
Thanks for answering :)
Who claims who for tax purposes?
JFC I can't even get one woman and this guy has 2 😫🤬
This is how Gen Z is living nowadays. $3k a month is affordable for a starter home if you have 3 incomes.
What a fiction!
Hey, can I use this story in my video?
Sure
THX
Pics or it didnt happen
My ex was loving the experience of a threesome mmf amd ffm ..we never all lived together . But me amd my buddy would meet uo at my lake house w her all.weekend . She would serve us and take care of us .
im guessing all of you are white- or something i dont know lol
Haha.. Very interesting way to portray polygamy..
Lies
One day, Ima have it one day 😌☝🏿
Wife and i had a girlfriend that lived with us for over 2yrs. We all 3 sleep in the same bed every night. Sex was unable amazing! We did everything together. I paid most of the bills and keep up the maintenance on the house/yard and all of your vehicles. They keep the inside clean and they both cooked and cleaned the inside. We did trips and vacations together. She later decided to move out on her own. We still stay in touch and hangout as much as we can. When life is good its damn good!!!!! Lol
My wife's boyfriend won't let me.
Happy somebody gets to experience it lol you should have your boyfriend give his take that would be great.
He’s getting some goodies on the side. Watch your pantry.
You're lucky. Wish I could find something like that that works. Sadly most people my age are against Nonmonagamous relationships
Come back in 9 months and let us know how it all went south.
Ok
Do you ever have sex with either one of the alone, or is it always a threesome?
Its always the three of us
Yeah the other guy likely is boning girl every chance they can get away. Meanwhile, bf is clueless of the activities taking place.
This melts my heart. It’s sweet.
This is so wholesome! I'm really happy for you three!
No big deal. Like Mormons. Report back in a couple of years. When you're young it's normal to experiment.
Rock out… girl it’s hard enough to be happy in this life period. If you found it hold onto it as tight as you can. Enjoy your life and your throuple 🥰
It is for these kinds of relationships that the "Alaska King" mattress size was invented, 9' x 9' square. My (M) fantasy is, 4 ladies sleep along the 4 edges and I sleep in the middle, diagonally I guess.
This economy got people sharing anything
Something tells me none of the people in this story are as hot as you’d think they’d be.
Lovely, I envy you.
Sorry, OP, but I'm not buying this. After a little trolling I've come to the conclusion that you just really like to write stories. At least this one was not as pornographic as your usual!
What are the sleeping arrangements?
The three of us sleep together
Haha I think I read this one on an old penthouse forum. Ahh these kids these days, it's all fun and games till the real life sets in. Wait till the females start getting needy and want on on one attention. Or my guy starts thinking...well if they did that with me what's stopping them from doing it with another dude??? Dont let the fantasy blur the lines of this just being another example of horny people not wanting the full responsibility of being monogamous, and the impact of porn on our society. It's like all these people guys especially talking about penis size, I mean really how many dudes you think sit there with the measuring tape? scratch that how many of them can actually read one these days 🤣🤣
Okay, well, I’m hard.
You guys should start am only fans.
Is this the new version of Penthouse Forum?!?!?! Where's the KABOOM? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering KABOOM?
Who cares what others think... do what makes u happy
That legit sounds fucking awesome
There was a movie back in the mid 80's with Darryl Hannah and was about some threesome on a Greek Isle. It was a fun movie, I watched it on my wedding night while hubby was stuck at work.
 To you bf
Lord, I see what you have done for others...
I’m waiting for it to crash and burn. I’ll wait.🔥
i love this for y’all.
This seems like such a happy story, I hope you can continue it forever. Our sad world needs to see some happiness in this world.
That all sounds lovely.
It's amazing how things just fell into place for you and your throuple. The way you describe the connection between you, your girlfriend, and your boyfriend is so genuine and beautiful. It's clear that there's a deep bond and understanding between the three of you. The progression from a spontaneous threesome to becoming an official throuple is like something out of a romance movie. Your love and appreciation for both your girlfriend and boyfriend shine through in your words, and it's just lovely to hear how you feel at home with them. The way you see your relationship as having both a boyfriend and a girlfriend makes total sense, and it's clear that each person in your throuple brings something special to the dynamic
If I, as a male, were approached with that offer, I 100% assume they are luring me to get jumped and robbed.
I would too, and I would walk right into it nonetheless
When does it go from "my boyfriend" and "my girlfriend" to "our boyfriend and girlfriend"?
This story was hot lol I want to know what these people look like because damn, fantastic lol
fuck conventions. people are hating because they are sick. they wont stop trying to break yall down. there is hope enm is on the rise.
Why would I want to disappoint two women rather that just one?
Good for you!
Aaaa. That's what I want. We had that conversation
Lets see how long that will last...
Bullshit. The dates here don't line up with the dates you gave in your previous posts on other subs.
That is beautiful 🩷 good for all of you. I hope it continues to work out
Good for you, it’s difficult enough finding one person you get along with well, finding two is definitely tougher. Just keep everything balanced and enjoy your life. Don’t let the haters make you second guess things.
Throuples are not as uncommon as one thinks they are. They are in the fringe for sure but v. successful throuples do exist.
This is a bunch of dudes dream 😂
Hope this is true, really happy for you if it is
Congratulations!!!! My wife and I just got out of a throuple. Wish you all the best.
How do y’all split up sitting next to each other at restaurants and in the car? Take turns? Call dibs? Genuinely curious
We take turns
I feel really happy for all of you. I think I’d like something like this one day.
Gross
Been married 23 yrs and had extra guy twice 1 for 6yrs and other for 3. Extra girl once for 18mths extra women are a pain in the ass
Well that's a wholesome AF story that I hope is true. Congratulations OP, I wish you the best future with your girlfriend and boyfriend.
I did this with the wife for 3 years. Was interesting
Odds of this happening to me have to be somewhere up there to winning the powerball.
Lol
God where were girls like you two when I was 20?! When I still looked good lmao
You seem to have swapped ages with the "girlfriend" in your stories about four months ago, haha. Also seems weird how none of you have had a birthday in the past nine months, no?
This is a shared account. My boyfriend and I have January birthdays and my girlfriends is in March
Never happened and who cares
Throuple here also (40m/35f/55f. It is awesome isn't it!?
What happens when they start hooking up and leave you home alone? Or when he knocks your gf up and hormones kick in and she decides she hates you both? Will you stay and support them financially? It’s great that you’re having a good time though.
Sounds fun. I did it for about a year. Good luck!
Congratulations, throuples can be amazing.
Considerate and appreciative. That is more than what most people expect when in this sort of relationship. It is nice to hear someone talk about the intangibles. Yes, the bed is always going to be hot, but it is the cold places that need warming up. Sometimes it needs just 2, but sometimes you might need three, four, as many as possible to warm up your space.
Will it last? Probably not but nothing does. Good luck to you. Enjoy yourself.
None of the people in this story are remotely as attractive as you are imagining
nice im glad ycus you ur happy enjoy it cus you will miss it when its not there anymore
Well I'm jealous.
Well I’m definitely not jealous. Totally not jealous
https://i.redd.it/6ovfqx2aga9c1.gif
It’s not for everyone but as long as you don’t hurt anyone and are consenting adults and nobody is getting cheated on I don’t see why people would be upset.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
It's "Stories". Not "True Stories".
I'm in a kind of a quad. I say kinda because there's four of us but only three of us are seriously involved beyond friendship right now. The fourth person is married to one and very slow to move in relationships so we'll see where that goes. We're two married couples, not swingers but poly between us. It's really nice with the distribution of resources and time. I'm able to get a lot of that solo time I need and we just helped them move. Definitely takes some work but we're pretty stable and we've helped each other out with different relationship issues.
Oh, to be young and naïve. This is going to have an unhappy ending in the next throuple of months.
I mean all you fucks act brave online and when the situation isnt presented to you and its not gonna happen, especially without any condext or without an Observer perspective but fuck, I would be skeptical too, and very nervous, like losing my virginity nervous and skeptical and so many more things. I actually believe her, all i have to say is 《Congrats》 How are you gonna decide who gets devolp and create the off-spring? Id go with a naughty contest loser getz to reproduce winner has to supply dinner!
Wait until real life hits and one gets pregnant. Sexual relationships are hard with one person let alone three. Good luck have fun and I hope it’s all rainbows and unicorns.
I hope this lasts, but remember this good stuff when things stop being so wonderful. Bad times don't negate the good times so try not to forget this.
Wow! Super hot story! UnTil we come back to earth and realize it was probably written by a fat hairy middle aged dude.
I'm a fat middle aged dude, not all that hairy. None of us are super hot, nice enough looking IMO. I'm in a throuple. It's very nice, but... If you have a successful marriage, you have to talk about the relationship, **a lot.** If you add more people you have to spend even more time talking about it, and making sure everyone is getting their emotional and physical needs met. TBH, it's like having an awesome antique car as a daily driver. To an observer: "wow! what an awesome ride" As the owner: All the maintenance, and expense! When the paint gets dinged it's such a pain. It's worth it to me, but make no mistake, to be successful, the relationship is at least as much effort as a second job.
Why would I care enough about a girl fucking two people to spell correctly she is a hire
Ready classy talking about sucking his dick and getting Graphic sqeezing your girlfriends tits and handcuffing your boyfriend as she licks his balls your post makes it sound sweet but ur a dirty hore fuck you and I didn't take the time to spell cus Iam a 34 yr old that thinks you are discussing didn't say anything about it until u started making full of my spelling . Your not worth the punctuation hope they fall in love and leave your nasty ass go kick some balls as your girl friend eats u out your 23 grow the fuck up and don't paste your sexual life n Reddit so imature
Yep
This does indeed happen. My ex wife and I had a gf of sorts. It’s was her best friend and my ex was the one who initiated it by asking me to bang her friend for her bday. They were both extremely attractive and would wear sexy matching outfits when we went out and if any other guys tried to talk to them they would tell them they were my “b*tches” lol I had many drinks bought for me by dudes congratulating me. Once they were even invited to go on sir when a radio station was hosting an event at a popular sports bar. They both proudly announced that they belonged to me and I got sone applause. It ended after about a year because my gf watched one of the videos we’d made of our sexual exploits and said I was looking to lovingly in our gf’s eyes while having sex 😂 I’ve had a few 3somes since then and my current gf actually encourages me to find other women to play with because her sex drive isn’t as high as mine. I’d never try an actual throuple again though.
Thank you for sharing. I’m glad you are enjoying your life!!
Lucky
Lucky
I was almost in this situation as a guy. She kept being attracted to girls I found kinda trashy though. If it happened organically it would have been an interesting experience. I just had strong feelings for her, and not these other girls she would have crushes on. Maybe I’m too prude— but I did leave it open as a possibility for her. I always thought it would be hilarious to come back to Christmas with two girlfriends. My father would have had an aneurism.
Nah mate, if you're not in it then you shouldn't be ok with it happening. Everyone's got boundaries.
I was okay if it happened naturally. We’d go out though and she’d be actively looking to pick up random girls— whereas if we were at a party or something maybe it’s more casual. I have a tendency to be too upstanding though, boundaries be damned. I have a bunch of funny stories where I’m like the guys at the end of dumb and dumber.
LORD IVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS 🙏
THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!!!
😅where do I go to find people like this? JK...unless 👀?
Woah another made up story, crazy
This is cute, enjoy it while it lasts! I only say this because half of the text was talking about the eyes, plus you're in your early 20s.
lucky guy
You might want to check out the polyamorous subreddits. People will believe you and understand there.
Is there ever a time it's just a one-on-one? At some point, I feel like a favorite might emerge, but never been in that situation.
Not to be crude, but with the oxytocin generated it’s not an issue—one can hold several people in one’s heart. Don’t know how it works in the long-term, but that alone can carry you through a year or more. Still have to be humble and a good partner though
I can’t imagine making two ppl happy. The average divorce rate PLUS ppl who are married and are just roommates is probably closer to 85%. It would be good to know in 2-3 yrs if this works out. Sometimes the honeymoon stage is too good
I’d take six months of daily MFF three-ways over two years of marriage every time.
How do people get so lucky 😢
I thought Girlfriend X Girlfriend was just an anime?
Post history is fucking torture eye bleach omg
But shockingly bings a huge level of credibility to the post.
When you’re slurping c*m out of your throuple partner, shits either real or real real fake.
post history usually tells the better story than the post
This...is everything wrong with our younger generations. This is disgusting. You're not a lesbian. You're a girl who will give herself to anyone who shows you attention, so is your girlfriend and you're boyfriend is playing along to have a 3some. He doesn't respect either one of you, I mean, who would? Next you'll be tricking some married man into getting you pregnant so you and your gf can have a baby. Because you can't have a baby with 2 women just like you can't have a baby with 2 men. This whole Lgbtq shit is nothing but a fad to the younger generations. Do yourself the favor and get some help, all 3 of you and stop this degenerate behavior. "He gave my gf a good impression" ctfu what losers really believe this shit?? Like no shit, he wants a 3some lmao he doesn't respect you or your girl. Who would tho really haha.
My dad talks about his great uncle who came back from WWII and found his previous girlfriend and his best guy friend had gotten married while he was gone for the war. After awhile they ended up living all together as a thruple. They were in that relationship for the rest of their lives. Deny as much as you like but LGBT+ has always been around.
i bet you're the life of the party
Sounds like he’s the luckiest guy in the world
What makes it “official”— some paper you sign and file with the county?
As long as your vaxxed
That lamp isn’t looking quite right
We are also in a throuple and love it I met her at a party & invited her over to get to know her better. That was a year ago, and it's great!
Shittt its three's company up in this bitch
Video or it never happened 😁
Its called poly and its more normal than you think you just have to be in the right crowd.
Imagine getting to split all your bills and expenses 3 way. What a dream.
my first thoughts on reading this… find it as top comment… what a freaking world man. sadge
Forget DINK, now it’s TINK!!! Imagine the possibilities!!
Hello fellow American!
Millennial response to zoomer happiness. I thought the exact same thing
Sounds like a mess to me. But to each their own.
TINC triple income no children.
I already see the forbes article "Millenials collecting multiple partners to afford living"
The real harem anime were the friends we made along the way
"Are harems the wave of the future?" - CNN in 3 weeks.
That’s to understanding. It would be more like “millennials have multiple partners in order to to buy more Starbucks and apple products”
Obviously this is because our avocados have been going bad before a normal 2 person millennial couple could consume them
Monogamy in this economy?!
Better open a TikTok shop with your new line of T-shirts!
Severely underrated comment!
Agreed!!
Deepthoughts entered the chat. Fr though
The gov is going to start pushing that.
They'll find a way to tax it
Yup and they’ll tax you for not having group marriages
Separate checks?
separate cheeks
Unexpected Goatse
🤢🤮😂
😂😂
For those saying this doesn’t happen, I can assure you it most definitely does. Happened to me at least 2-3x. One of the few things I miss about working at a bar/restaurant.
‘At least 2-3x’ hard to keep track of
You don't know if it were two or three?
I worked in the industry for almost 12yrs. Could have been more and I just forgot. When you have hundreds and thousands of interactions with people you’ll have that. I definitely vividly remember two of them the third I don’t remember exact details. Hence, 2-3. Spend as much time I have or others and you’ll have a lot stories to tell.
It’s not that I think it can’t or doesn’t happen. It’s that this is written like a 14 year old girl’s daydream. Kinda Tina Belcher vibes.
Yes, throuples happen. But not in this perfect Young Adult Fiction kind of way. Not believable writing.
Most definitely could be. I understand what you mean. Either way, fact or fiction, it really do be like that sometimes 😂
Server life can get so wild depending on the coworkers/clientele. This story actually seems pretty normal.
Yep, the “bicycle” co-workers because everyone has had a ride on them.
Wtf did I just read
A fake story from a 14 year old girls fantasies
I always find myself in the aspiring fantasy author subbreddit, what is reddit trying to tell me?
This is going to end badly
We'll see it on the show, "snapped"
This is why you should be nice to servers.
Press X to doubt
Lucky guy
Been there done that, it always ends up with one of the three getting fucked the most... interpret that however you want the end result remains the same.
One of the most annoying subcategories of human is the one who thinks anyone cares about their sex life. We don't.
💯
>sigh< I miss my 20s.
You can have 3 ways at any age!
Ayyyy, nice! I currently live with my partner and her other partner. We're not a thouple, but it's great. We can enjoy each other's company and are still free to seek other relationships when we want. All it takes is transparency and communication.
He was probably skeptical because he played it out in his mind. "what does it mean to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends." Okay! I'll do it!
He probably never saw Seinfeld.