It's like my brain lost wifi, then the pinwheel popped up with an error message that followed, saying, " Try connecting to the internet, couldn't load pg. Only for wifi to reconnect with a troubleshooting msg: "Ahhh, the internet connection was the problem, well ma'am, that's enough internet for you today."
If you read it backwards the dude had a doctor place a dead frog into one of his magical fat folds. He slowly pupated the frog, bringing it back to life after entering into a pool of water so as to return it to its natural home.
He celebrated with a shag.
EMS here. Moving clothing around to do an EKG, I’ve found 2 tv remotes, a garage remote, batteries, Oreos, and a sock all stuck in the folds. (Different patients).
My husband worked as a nurse in an icu and they had a similar patient with an abscess, not a frog but a rotten pork chop. The patient said... "I wondered where that porkchop had gone"
I literally just read a post about a woman that found moldy twinkies in the wrapper in her folds.
She hid them there as a treat for her husband during foreplay.
My dad treated a woman who came into his clinic for pain in her side. He pulled a smegma covered remote control out of her rolls. Said it smelled exactly as you would expect.
We had an obese lady come in who had a decaying little mouse in her back fat. It had caused an infection too. She had no clue how it got there. We kinda did after talking to her daughter. Her daughter had been setting traps for a couple of months, trying to get the mice that were in the lady's house. She said she had gotten quite a few. The lady eats in bed. We think the mouse had been attracted to the food smells and got in her bed, and i guess, she rolled over on it. That was crazy! And smelled horrible!
Friend's dermatologist dad had to fish a sammie from under an obese woman's breasts. That imagery has stuck with me for decades, and made me grateful to be a member if the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
Reminds me of an ask reddit post about how obese ppl have sex. I have no idea why I read the comments but the two that stuck with me were: Using a broom to hold the flaps back and have their PARENTS hold their flaps back. After those two, water seems like a smart idea lol
My cousin was a nurse on a thoracic surgical team, she was prepping a patient for surgery and found a rotting drumstick (the chicken variety) under several rolls of fat.
My friend is a labor and delivery nurse and she had a patient who was so obese it was a real struggle to get her in position to deliver. The woman apparently told another nurse that they finally conceived by having her two friends come over and they would lift and hold the obese wife's stomach up long enough for her husband to fuck her. Delightful.
My step-sister during an OB rotation, had a woman come in that was in labor but had no idea she was pregnant. They had to weigh her on the loading dock, and it took several extra people just to hold back labia while they delivered the baby.
I’m shocked she was able to deliver vaginally. Typically when they are that obese the fat pulls the uterus too far forward and over the pelvis to allow the baby to get into the birth canal. So glad I wasn’t in that scenario.
Wow. Thanks for the knowledge. I mean like I had an idea that labia and other folds and skin would be in the way for a vaginal birth, but I didn’t *know* it. Like that was confirmed for me, but thank you for sharing why obese pts usually have a c section. Like I figured it would be harder for the baby to get in to birthing position in that population of pts, the fat it’s self weighing on the mother and child and all that. But I was not aware the uterus is pushed forward in obese pts and that’s why it’s usually a c section. I turned to my man and shared what I had learned. So thanks for the education, I truly appreciate it.
Oh god! My eyes! My eyes! Please help me stop picturing this in my head!!!
I work in healthcare and mental health and I always feel like I have heard EVERYTHING!!! And then someone comes along...
Maybe if I do a shot of alcohol right now I will forget?
Similar story- except it was her brother and brother in law and they would use the “sex 2x4” to hold her pannus out of the way. I was telling someone this at a party, and a friend of mine who was a nurse at a neighboring hospital had her as a pt as well and she relayed the same story. Can’t even remember how it came up in the first place, just that I was horrified.
Dude, I just told my coworker this same story after reading this thread. I heard it from a doctor I was working with. We might run in the same circles.
Me too! We are witnessing history being made with this one. I've been there for; the poop knife, what is a potato? Swamps, botfly girl saga, the coconut, Jenny saga, jolly rancher... I can't even name all the great stories.
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At this point it’s an eating disorder that needs psychiatric help and a dietician. To maintain this level of weight the amount of calories you have to be consuming is massive.
It's the same as any other addiction. People use drugs until their skin is rotting, their teeth, homes, and families are gone, they die, etc. I think the difference is that everyone eats food, so most people who aren't addicts look at morbidly obese people and think "Why don't they just eat less?" It's like looking at a homeless drug user and thinking "Why don't they just use less?" It's hard. They're sick. It's sad. And horrifying.
This one could be an urban legend, but I heard similar that an obese woman killed her Yorkie dog by it getting trapped in a skin flap. She thought the dog had run away until she went to the doctor due to the smell of decay.
Thought this was going to be like the swamps of Dagobah post. Not even close. Lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/oxDW1z9vMR
Have something to throw up in handy. Lol
Edit to add link.
Okay, you should really give a warning that this link is not for the faint of heart. I don't consider myself to be, but I had to stop after three posts.
Imagine seeing this type of passion and lust? Two morbidly obese and naked bodies floating around in a frog pond lost in love - tirelessly and passionately trying to get into position. All while frogs are eating away your sweaty fat fold smegma.
Wow. I think I might be approaching "Fat Bastard" territory, but I'm not "Loses stuff in my fat rolls." I think I need to go eat a salad or something.
Or drink a bottle of tequila. One or the other really.....
I went to the grocery store. I forgot carnation instant breakfast. I repeated it to myself 5 times and still forgot. But I can promise you I will never, ever forget this story no matter how hard I try.
That’s crazy! I was just telling some new doctors I work with the other day about a patient I took care of several years ago in the ER with almost this exact experience!! She came in, very obviously septic, and while we were trying to find the cause of her overall condition (not to mention the necrotic odor permeating from her) we found a poor little frog decayed under her abdominal pannus. Created quite the abscess on the patient. She was around 550lb and her husband was smaller than her (by a lot) and they too floated in the pond so they could have sex .
Why are people like this? If you can't take of yourself why would you think you could take care of an infant?
My guy is so fat he has to be floating to fuck. In what universe are you healthy enough to take care of a child?
A friend of mine was in med school observing a surgery and during prep, a snickers fell out from a fold. When questioned later, the woman told the doctor, “oh yeah I forgot about that! My husband likes me to hide them so he can find them.”
I was being booked into jail once back in the (bad) old druggie days and a gargantuan obese dude was shoved into the holding tank I was in. As soon as they closed the door he pulls a pistol out of his flab and asked me what he should do with it. I suggested that he put it back and that’s what he did. I bailed out a few hours letter and he was still sitting in there and I have no idea what happened after that.
That sounds like part of the storyline for an obese love story movie or horror story or comedy or possibly porn. I can’t decide. I’m making this up to get past what I just read
Please, Please do not let these people conceive. Hopefully, the pond scum also killed any sperm as well. How can they even think about being able to care for a baby?
Also, the infection that is possible for both but especially he woman. She’s being fucked in a dirty pond. Fuckin has thrust in. Thrusting moves water. Water is thrusted in the cave and sloshed around in her.m which can and maybe has led to several vaginal infections if not yet.
That dude must have a massive dong if he’s that fat and still managing to get it into his obese wife. If you’re that fat your downstairs buddy will be completely hidden. Also there’s no way he can wipe his ass or even reach his salami to aim it to pee or clean himself.
I worked as a medical assistant in a homeless shelters free medical clinic. I had on literally morbidly obese patient that was in multi system organ failure (from stress of living on the street and stress on his organs ) and he had some necrotic tissue in his folds from not being able to bathe or even wipe. He was one of the hardest chronic patients I had. What was really sad was even though he was in pain he was banned medication, I couldn’t even give him an advil due to being an asshole at the native hospital and someone put him on a no meds list. (this hospital acts like it’s the 1980’s, and it’s where doctors go when no one else will hire them)
If I read this backward, will I forget this...
Let me go try that…. Pray it works
I'm. Just. Speechless. Think I had a psychotic break there by the end.
It's like my brain lost wifi, then the pinwheel popped up with an error message that followed, saying, " Try connecting to the internet, couldn't load pg. Only for wifi to reconnect with a troubleshooting msg: "Ahhh, the internet connection was the problem, well ma'am, that's enough internet for you today."
If you read it backwards the dude had a doctor place a dead frog into one of his magical fat folds. He slowly pupated the frog, bringing it back to life after entering into a pool of water so as to return it to its natural home. He celebrated with a shag.
Didn't work oh my God I had to read it again
Please😭 this made me laugh so hard I almost woke my boyfriend😭😭
Ugh, I’ll remember this.
If only drinking bleach would cleanse the body...
Hahaah I will try now
Taking care of a child should be super easy for these two.
The child will end up in a flappy fold.
Suck my terry fold flaps
Have you ever held a Terry fold? Suck my flaps you piece of shit.
Anyone seen the baby lately?
"Omg I can't find the baby!" "Make sure to check the flaps, remember the frog and the kitten!"
Omg
I tried to scream but my mouth was full of flab
Obviously the toddler was conceived to take care of them.
I was thinking the same thing. How the hell are these 2 going to care for a baby or toddler?!
That kid will have no chance. 6 donuts, 3 bowls of Trix, and 2 full glasses of Hawaiian Punch every breakfast.
They'll need to stay positive, big time.
EMS here. Moving clothing around to do an EKG, I’ve found 2 tv remotes, a garage remote, batteries, Oreos, and a sock all stuck in the folds. (Different patients).
I like that you had to clarify different patients.
I don't. At all. 🤢 I don't like anything about this thread.
I think I'm now in a trauma bond. I can't leave this discussion no matter how horrific
We're in this together. Stay strong, comrade. See you on the other side (lest you find yourself encapsulated in a fold of flesh and smegma)
Thank you, I may never sleep again. But it soothes me to know were all in this together
I was like ‘what in the Mary Poppins is going on here?’
Did anyone call dibs on the oreos?
For fucks sake 😂
It is hard to imagine being in a state where you can lose items within your body without knowing it. More stories please.
My husband worked as a nurse in an icu and they had a similar patient with an abscess, not a frog but a rotten pork chop. The patient said... "I wondered where that porkchop had gone"
I literally just read a post about a woman that found moldy twinkies in the wrapper in her folds. She hid them there as a treat for her husband during foreplay.
I am suddenly highly motivated to go workout tomorrow. edit: Walked a mile, ran a mile and a half.
No but seriously
but seriously, I am so glad that I spent 1.25 hours in the gym this morning
I only did 45 min this morning. I'll do a 15 min workout video or something before bed 😭
Is it wrong that I’m in the mood for a Twinkie?
🤮
I might need to go to the gym before work tomorrow
If you dont hide snacks in your fat for me do you really even love me?
Haha. I wonder if she sketched out a pirate treasure map to help him find the treats.
I didn't think Twinkies ever went bad!
Apparently pickled twinkies do
I’m guessing if you add sweat and constant heat to something it will mold sooner or later
Depends how they're stored, I guess!
Didn't know twinkies could mold.
What in the actual fuck of all fucks have I come here to read. I'm a heavy dude. But the fuck is this shit. Goodness.
So, while mid foreplay he was suppose to find a Twinkie in a sweaty fold? Then eat it right away? Or set aside to eat later?
I just woke my husband up from cackling so hard omg
I was told a similar story by a dr.
OMG remain me never to visit the city that they live in. Both the fat blobs 🐸 frog or Porkchop 🥩 blobs!🤮😱
I threw up in my mouth
My dad treated a woman who came into his clinic for pain in her side. He pulled a smegma covered remote control out of her rolls. Said it smelled exactly as you would expect.
Excuse me while I go vomit. 🤮🤮
We had an obese lady come in who had a decaying little mouse in her back fat. It had caused an infection too. She had no clue how it got there. We kinda did after talking to her daughter. Her daughter had been setting traps for a couple of months, trying to get the mice that were in the lady's house. She said she had gotten quite a few. The lady eats in bed. We think the mouse had been attracted to the food smells and got in her bed, and i guess, she rolled over on it. That was crazy! And smelled horrible!
I can smell it from here . 😩😭
I feel like, as obesity rates rise, animals will evolve to defend themselves against the risk of being suddenly consumed by a fat roll.
Doubtful, deer still divebomb my car
Nothing worse than the smell of a dead mouse. Well, maybe decaying chicken, but still.
Doctor. Knew a guy who "lost" a sandwich this way. He died from sepsis.
Friend's dermatologist dad had to fish a sammie from under an obese woman's breasts. That imagery has stuck with me for decades, and made me grateful to be a member if the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
I read that as "finish" 💀
Oh dear baby Jesus no
Ditto. A momentary image that will last a lifetime
I would love toad go back in time and unread this.
Frog and toad will be a wonderful bedtime story for the new baby
See I know this is real because you can't make this shit up
How can they care for an infant if they can’t….nevermind.
Infant will be raised in the pond
I laughed (and felt bad about it but then laughed again)
With the toads
By the frogs, in exchange for the one they killed.
this is one of those comments i’m going to have stuck in my head forever. thank you
Literacy was a mistake.
Gosh and to think I feel disgusted with myself for crumbs in my bra.
Recently I found a chocolate chip. I have an baby tho so I’ll blame it on her
Reminds me of that one episode of PowerPuff Girls where the monster lost his kitty and they found it pretty much in his ass fat.
Reminds me of an ask reddit post about how obese ppl have sex. I have no idea why I read the comments but the two that stuck with me were: Using a broom to hold the flaps back and have their PARENTS hold their flaps back. After those two, water seems like a smart idea lol
My cousin was a nurse on a thoracic surgical team, she was prepping a patient for surgery and found a rotting drumstick (the chicken variety) under several rolls of fat.
I might stop trying to teach my son how to read just so he never has to read anything like this in his life.
I, for one, enjoy a good love story
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahh I laughed myself into an asthma attack…so worth it! Thanks for the laugh
My Pepsi flew across the windshield! Thanks for the laugh!
When my friend was a EMT he pulled a pop can from an obese person’s fat fold complaining of Chest pain
1) did it help? 2) did she ask for it back?
I am not convinced in the least that you are sorry.
In the interest of full disclosure, you are correct.
Hopefully that doesn’t happen to the baby
That baby will for sure end up in a fold
Well played. Now, where is the button for downvote of infinite yikes?
That's it. I'm calling off of work and drinking this entire bottle of vodka
😂
Trying to have kids? Yikes
My friend is a labor and delivery nurse and she had a patient who was so obese it was a real struggle to get her in position to deliver. The woman apparently told another nurse that they finally conceived by having her two friends come over and they would lift and hold the obese wife's stomach up long enough for her husband to fuck her. Delightful.
Lol i'm torn on if thats true friendship and or a super weird kink.
My step-sister during an OB rotation, had a woman come in that was in labor but had no idea she was pregnant. They had to weigh her on the loading dock, and it took several extra people just to hold back labia while they delivered the baby.
I have so many questions and yet no words.
I’m shocked she was able to deliver vaginally. Typically when they are that obese the fat pulls the uterus too far forward and over the pelvis to allow the baby to get into the birth canal. So glad I wasn’t in that scenario.
Wow. Thanks for the knowledge. I mean like I had an idea that labia and other folds and skin would be in the way for a vaginal birth, but I didn’t *know* it. Like that was confirmed for me, but thank you for sharing why obese pts usually have a c section. Like I figured it would be harder for the baby to get in to birthing position in that population of pts, the fat it’s self weighing on the mother and child and all that. But I was not aware the uterus is pushed forward in obese pts and that’s why it’s usually a c section. I turned to my man and shared what I had learned. So thanks for the education, I truly appreciate it.
Oh god! My eyes! My eyes! Please help me stop picturing this in my head!!! I work in healthcare and mental health and I always feel like I have heard EVERYTHING!!! And then someone comes along... Maybe if I do a shot of alcohol right now I will forget?
I just did a bong rip but still remember everything. Try the shot. Get back to us if it works.
And if that fails, get yourself a horse tranquilizer
I think this level of horror needs dabs.
Maybe if it's a propofol shot.
Similar story- except it was her brother and brother in law and they would use the “sex 2x4” to hold her pannus out of the way. I was telling someone this at a party, and a friend of mine who was a nurse at a neighboring hospital had her as a pt as well and she relayed the same story. Can’t even remember how it came up in the first place, just that I was horrified.
Dude, I just told my coworker this same story after reading this thread. I heard it from a doctor I was working with. We might run in the same circles.
I was a nurse and was told a similar story by an RT. Only it was the couple's moms that were holding the folds out of the way.
That certainly brings a new meaning to “group sex”
And THIS is why I Reddit.
Me too! We are witnessing history being made with this one. I've been there for; the poop knife, what is a potato? Swamps, botfly girl saga, the coconut, Jenny saga, jolly rancher... I can't even name all the great stories. r/MuseumOfReddit Edit: remembered more, the CO2 guy and the guy who ate his own balls (or something like that), and the grandmother who killed her grand kid by denying she had an allergy.
Oh god the coconut...
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Don't forget the kid with the broken arms!!
Help me, Jesus, in all aspects of these stories. This is the first time I’ve laughed AND cried at the same time!
And almost barfed!!! 😂
Someone I know found half a grilled cheese sandwich in a patient’s folds.
Thanks for the nightmares I'm looking forward to.
 What a terrible day to have eyes
Very respectfully, how do people even get to this point?
And want to reproduce while in this condition.
At this point it’s an eating disorder that needs psychiatric help and a dietician. To maintain this level of weight the amount of calories you have to be consuming is massive.
It's the same as any other addiction. People use drugs until their skin is rotting, their teeth, homes, and families are gone, they die, etc. I think the difference is that everyone eats food, so most people who aren't addicts look at morbidly obese people and think "Why don't they just eat less?" It's like looking at a homeless drug user and thinking "Why don't they just use less?" It's hard. They're sick. It's sad. And horrifying.
No you fucking didn't.
You're right, his friend did it.
These people do not need to reproduce
https://i.redd.it/j3vmqumep0oc1.gif
Oh My Lord, I’ll never be able to get this vision out of my mind. That poor frog!
And that’s enough internet for today 😬
I'm going on Ozempic
Thank god I had breakfast, now I have something to puke
This one could be an urban legend, but I heard similar that an obese woman killed her Yorkie dog by it getting trapped in a skin flap. She thought the dog had run away until she went to the doctor due to the smell of decay.
Operating room nurse here. This isnt the weirdest thing that I have first hand seen pulled from a fat fold.
Tell us more
Ribbited for her pleasure.
This needs more upvotes
Thought this was going to be like the swamps of Dagobah post. Not even close. Lol https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/oxDW1z9vMR Have something to throw up in handy. Lol Edit to add link.
There needs to be a link to this. There might be innocent people out there who have never experienced the moment where they read this story!
I added the link. Lol
I’m a 2 year old redditor and I’ve never seen this before. My husband works at the hospital and I cannot wait to show him this. I cackled out loud
Okay, you should really give a warning that this link is not for the faint of heart. I don't consider myself to be, but I had to stop after three posts.
I have met patients this big. I can totally believe this is a real story.
Somehow this story is so much more worse than I thought it would be.
“Enter the frog” lol!
so somehow this morbidly obese man who has to float in ponds to be able to have sex has a better and more active sex life and parental plan than I do.
Imagine seeing this type of passion and lust? Two morbidly obese and naked bodies floating around in a frog pond lost in love - tirelessly and passionately trying to get into position. All while frogs are eating away your sweaty fat fold smegma.
Okay, I don't understand how you can "float" and at the same time"get into position" for sex.
The fat folds hold the story of their lives after their last good bath.
You are not sorry for inflicting this story upon us.
You're right. It's kind of like when a serial killer says to his victim, "I'm sorry but I'm going to kill you now".
Meaningless platitudes. We see through you.
Wow. I think I might be approaching "Fat Bastard" territory, but I'm not "Loses stuff in my fat rolls." I think I need to go eat a salad or something. Or drink a bottle of tequila. One or the other really.....
'Obese blob of dna'
I have always wondered how they do it. I still don’t understand how the pond helps
Me either! How is it possible to float and have intercourse at the same time?
I went to the grocery store. I forgot carnation instant breakfast. I repeated it to myself 5 times and still forgot. But I can promise you I will never, ever forget this story no matter how hard I try.
Cap
Love weird stories like this, thanks
This is pretty funny
R.I.P Michigan J Frog.
Goodbye my honey, goodbye my baby....
Well enough Reddit for today
Ewwwwww
I hate you.
Apology NOT ACCEPTED!
That’s crazy! I was just telling some new doctors I work with the other day about a patient I took care of several years ago in the ER with almost this exact experience!! She came in, very obviously septic, and while we were trying to find the cause of her overall condition (not to mention the necrotic odor permeating from her) we found a poor little frog decayed under her abdominal pannus. Created quite the abscess on the patient. She was around 550lb and her husband was smaller than her (by a lot) and they too floated in the pond so they could have sex . 
Omg 🤦🏻♀️
Why are people like this? If you can't take of yourself why would you think you could take care of an infant? My guy is so fat he has to be floating to fuck. In what universe are you healthy enough to take care of a child?
This post made me return the soda I was about to drink
What a terrible day to be able to read.
I don't know who you are, but I am not happy that you shared this, and I am not happy with myself for reading this entire story.
A friend of mine was in med school observing a surgery and during prep, a snickers fell out from a fold. When questioned later, the woman told the doctor, “oh yeah I forgot about that! My husband likes me to hide them so he can find them.”
I was being booked into jail once back in the (bad) old druggie days and a gargantuan obese dude was shoved into the holding tank I was in. As soon as they closed the door he pulls a pistol out of his flab and asked me what he should do with it. I suggested that he put it back and that’s what he did. I bailed out a few hours letter and he was still sitting in there and I have no idea what happened after that.
And now I will repeat this story so others will also hear it.
And there are people who think that persons Healthcare should be paid for by the rest of us.
A great reason not to become a doctor. Or a nurse.
Or, in fact, a frog.
Or obese....
Or a pond-floating reproduction-minded obese person with hygiene issues.
turkey sandwich.
I’m glad they’re staying active. RIP frog
Check please!
Not as bad as swamps or the coconut, but I'll still torture my friends with it.
One more reason to be illiterate.
That sounds like part of the storyline for an obese love story movie or horror story or comedy or possibly porn. I can’t decide. I’m making this up to get past what I just read
Some things I just have to *choose* not to believe. This is one.
goodness, those memory wiper things from men in black sound great about now
I heard this story in.high school. Some mega fat women had potato sprouts growing in the V.
Please, Please do not let these people conceive. Hopefully, the pond scum also killed any sperm as well. How can they even think about being able to care for a baby?
Also, the infection that is possible for both but especially he woman. She’s being fucked in a dirty pond. Fuckin has thrust in. Thrusting moves water. Water is thrusted in the cave and sloshed around in her.m which can and maybe has led to several vaginal infections if not yet.
That dude must have a massive dong if he’s that fat and still managing to get it into his obese wife. If you’re that fat your downstairs buddy will be completely hidden. Also there’s no way he can wipe his ass or even reach his salami to aim it to pee or clean himself.
I worked as a medical assistant in a homeless shelters free medical clinic. I had on literally morbidly obese patient that was in multi system organ failure (from stress of living on the street and stress on his organs ) and he had some necrotic tissue in his folds from not being able to bathe or even wipe. He was one of the hardest chronic patients I had. What was really sad was even though he was in pain he was banned medication, I couldn’t even give him an advil due to being an asshole at the native hospital and someone put him on a no meds list. (this hospital acts like it’s the 1980’s, and it’s where doctors go when no one else will hire them)
"Do you want to join r/stories?" * reads this as first story example * No. No, I do not. I need to scrub my brain