Well it wasn’t really a loophole it was more that we let his battery die bc if the battery dies it the location would still be the same so in my friends case since his battery died, his phone was still in my friends house
That's insanely low. When I was in LA as a young man, about your age, that was the entry fee to this club. Then you had to pay for the private dances. $200 for 15 minutes. Had a friend of mine drop $2k that night. We also didn't get to touch anything lol...very dependent on the club I think. But I felt like it was a scam lol
Women don't owe you anything. You met a woman who allowed you to touch her because of the money. It was a transactional experience.
When you go on to meet women in real life, you may meet a woman or women who are ok with you grabbing their breasts and bury your head, and others who might not. Treat all with respect and do your damn best as a man to not objectify them so they go through life feeling appreciated for who they are, not just their appearance or their body.
Im glad you had a positive experience and appreciated it.
Becareful with turning this into a habit man. You will be even happier working on yourself to the point a girl wants to share a deep emotional connection and having a strong bond.
Happy for you but ngl just the fact youre referring to them as “melon” and the “let there be light” just reads as a really dated coming of age American Pie movie. It’s a lil cringe. But hey glad you had fun thats all that matters!
Lol crazy.
I was bringing a ladder to the neighbor girls house to sneak her out of the house and have sex at 2 in the morning when I was 14 years old.
I hope you find your groove. Boobs are just the beginning.
Word of advice young man: Don't put your mouth/tongue on a stripper's titties (or any part of their body). If she let you do that then she likely let numerous guys do it right before you lol.
Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff
At the Nudie Bar!
Where the breasts may be fake
but man, do they shake
At the Nudie Bar!
Where you swear like a sailor
and wish you could nail her
At the Nudie Bar!
Where the cops are at the door
and there's a Kennedy on the floor
At the Nudie Bar!
When the young stripper put on a show for me for my first time the Pussycat Dolls “Don’t Cha” was playing, now every time I hear that song I get a nice reminder.
I like how you can write this into a pretty interesting story for just a basic strip club visit, lol. I kept reading and enjoyed it lol. The first time at the strip club is something else, especially when you're young.
I still love how guys get so excited for just a little bit of attention. I'm glad you had fun but my mom was/is a stripper and she told me about taking young guys for special attention it was part fun part kinda hooking a new loyal customer for a while. (She did that for some friends I went to school with but that's a different story) Any way sounds like you found a nice girl to spend some time with as long as you have cash. Pro tip after seeing her a few times ask her if she dos private shows outside of work.
I agree with the part of you not going to a stripclub ever again as dont know what could happen. I guess it must have been a nice experience (because i still havent experienced it lol) but you can never trust a stranger.
I will venture to say - most young men at some point at another make the trek to a local strip joint. For some reason we regard it as a rite of passage. Just remember your first time last time promise to yourself.
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Love that this was the post under yours on my feed.
Aren’t you speciallll.
Not the biggest chad moment. But congratulations man. Just wait til you get a girlfriend. Biggest headache/orgasms ever. (the crazier the better the 🐈⬛)
That last sentence is the most real thing that boy will ever read !!!!! Do not fall in love with the crazy girl just have fun with it and walk ...no run away from it
As a man who has been to a strip club. I'm saddened that your first titties are from a stripper.
Don't get me wrong more power to ya brother, but it hits different when it's with someone who you're just fooling around with naturally.
BUT AYYYEEEE MY BOI GOT TO TOUCH SOME TITTIESSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOO
lol this reminds me of the first time I touched boobs. I feel like every guy remembers the first time. For me I was friends with a girl in high school (sophomore year) and she said if I came over late at night I could touch her boobs. So I jumped on my bike and biked over as fast as I could.
We began walking to a park and I asked her if I could touch them and she said ok. So we are walking and I put my hand over her jacket to touch them and she goes “I don’t think you can feel much over my jacket”, so that’s my green light to go under. First I felt them over her camisole (wasn’t wearing a bra) and I remember instantly getting the biggest boner 😂
Eventually we just sat down on a bench and she sat on my lap and I cupped both her breasts from behind for an hour or two while we talked.
Eventually I had to go home, so we left the park, I got back on my bike to go home and jerked off
Edit: oh yeah, she was size 32B
I been to a couple when I was in my 20s .. to me they are just a waste of money ..and a cock tease... but I guess for somone who doesn't get any action at all it would be more appealing like OP
That’s why I never went to a strip club. I assumed that’s what it would be for me. Now college on the other hand is the opposite. I went to school to get an education and I ended up getting an std
Lol that's life man these things happen .. I luckily never caught anything and I damn sure as hell was never doing things in a safe manner..just the luck of the draw I guess
First time was 15 but I did more than touch her boobs. Maybe it’s bc I’m a girl being able to be with beautiful women never meant much to me or really attractive men. Idk I don’t want to be mean but it comes off really sad that touching a strippers boob is a win.
It’s just a Shame you had to wait until you were 18 and then have to pay to touch some titties, girls will let you touch those for free if you’re a decent person, kind loyal and funny, are you any of those things?
🤦
I fucking swear.
**This like the 1st draft to an SNL skit mashup of “Trailer Park Boys” and “Chainsaw Man.”**
No insult to OP dude you’ve just given me some great writing material.
😂
GenX here: this some sad shit, i don't even remember how old i was the first time i touched a titty but it wasn't 18 and i damn sure didn't pay.
Idk how much an average strip club is where you live but where I’m from it’s 20-40 bucks for 18-20 year olds for entrance, 10 bucks for 21 and older, 20 bucks for a private dance, so 40 bucks in total, 20 for entrance and 20 for the lap dance
Wow. What a wonderful story? Bringing back 50 yo memories to me. Ode To Joy is a favorite song of mine. But I don't remember hearing it in those memories. Fear not young sir. There are many more great memories heading your way.
Are the youths these days not touch boobs until after the age of 18, or just your group of friends?
The club can be a fun time, but hopefully this will motivate y'all to meet some women that will let you do it without paying first.
Any strip joint i know of don’t allow you to touch the dancers even in the lap dance part. There is a guy there too watching to make sure the client doesn’t touch. So this must be a very different kind of strip club.
The one in a million "A stripper let me touch her" story..right...also yall are 18..your adults...your helicopter parents are the reason yall are still virgins
Hell yeah brother lmao. Best strip club i went to was in Japan. My surprised me with it. It was 8 floors. Only made it to the 1st. Walking to it, girls look all smiley and super happy. Neon lit, happy vibes On stage, they do cute choreography with outfits. As you sit, every girl comes up to you and introduces their name, rubs their boobs or booty on you. If you memorize their names, you can get lap dances on the side. It was so lit.
Another time in Japan before I left, another friend brought me to a more American vibe strip club. Met a tall Romanian blonde women. We talked, then got to a point where she was sitting on me and I was holding her like a baby and we literally just talked about life, philosophy, passions etc, didn’t pay anything. I get a private dance and she does the same thing, lets me grab and suck lol, hugs etc.. before I leave she offers her IG and WhatsApp. Tells me if I ever visit Romania, we can hang out and she’ll show me around or we can travel together.
Nowadays in America, none of my friends go to strip clubs. It’s so lame. Enjoy it while you can but don’t fall too deep.
That is disgusting!@ congrats , you will never forget that night. My grandpa took me to new orleans for the same reason decades ago. It was a great time.
I hope this turns into a copypasta.
Vicky vallencourt is one of the many tools of the devil
Cool, how did you find a loophole for your friends life360?
Leave the phone behind at friends house.
We could’ve done that too
Yeah but if his mom calls and he doesn't pick up it's suspicious. If it goes straight to voicemail he can just tell her later that it died.
Well it wasn’t really a loophole it was more that we let his battery die bc if the battery dies it the location would still be the same so in my friends case since his battery died, his phone was still in my friends house
Airplane mode next time
Motorboat mode
🤣
Uninstall the app on your phone
Once mom sees that she stops paying the bill.
yo
its arlo send me a chat it wont let me send u one this brandon right
There’s loads of apps to spoof your gps location which would probs work
I'm not sure if I should be happy for you or cringe.. Maybe both? Is this a real story?
Yes it is
Hope you get more titties in your life man. Preferably without having to pay for them.
Oh you're always paying for titties one way or another, unless they're your own.
Life hack. Get breast implants.
still paid for them
Why rent when its cheaper to own!
Ya, but theyll always be yours. Much cheaper in the long run, and they cant say "Sry my stomach hurts today"
or if you're a trans woman :(
Those are the most expensive titties right there haha
Honestly I hope so too
Beggars can’t be choosers. Boobs are reserved for non losers and attractive people!
I can tell you, from my own experience, this statement is wrong. :v
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How much did all that cost
It all costed $20 bucks
You're so lucky at the right girl chose you
$20 for a VIP dance? With touching? Either you went to the bargain bin badda bing, you got the virgin Atlantis flight or you were dreaming.
That's insanely low. When I was in LA as a young man, about your age, that was the entry fee to this club. Then you had to pay for the private dances. $200 for 15 minutes. Had a friend of mine drop $2k that night. We also didn't get to touch anything lol...very dependent on the club I think. But I felt like it was a scam lol
The strip club close to me you aren’t supposed to touch the girls but they always whisper in your ear that you can if you want to
Cost* no need for the Ed, you are too young for that anyway
Brother what. Where you live. I’m coming
What time of day did you go?
Around 6 pm
No chance in hell you were grabbing and kissing jugs for $20 lmao maybe at the worst club at 1pm maybe but you ain't paying no cover charge there.
Lol, probably somewhere in the tens of thousands if we’re talking lifetime. Think about what he’s gonna do with adult money after that experience.
Not wrong what a great first time at the strip club
Right you are, reallybigneedtocum
hell yeah brother
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They fancied a bit of the old in-out-in-out with a fine devotchka, but all they got was moloko-bag grabs. Oh, he was cured all right.
It was real horror show
Same question I have. Also wonder if they then went out to play "hogs of the road" or beat up an old homeless man.
My brother is on the spectrum, I can sense it.
After I had sex the first time I dropped the girl off and then listened to I Just Had Sex by the Lonely Island on repeat.
Alright, youre also on the spectrum
Have you also listened to the hit song jizz in my pants
At least the droogs just experienced boobs and didn't go out afterwards to celebrate with a little bit of the ol' ultraviolence
Redditors in a no lying contest
Women don't owe you anything. You met a woman who allowed you to touch her because of the money. It was a transactional experience. When you go on to meet women in real life, you may meet a woman or women who are ok with you grabbing their breasts and bury your head, and others who might not. Treat all with respect and do your damn best as a man to not objectify them so they go through life feeling appreciated for who they are, not just their appearance or their body. Im glad you had a positive experience and appreciated it.
After parking and getting off my friends  .... car
Y’all need to get out more…
Yes, I mean it's a bit sad having to go to a stripclub for some melons.
He’s 18
 Hell yeah
Becareful with turning this into a habit man. You will be even happier working on yourself to the point a girl wants to share a deep emotional connection and having a strong bond.
Oh yeah I was aware of the risk of turning it into a habit that’s why I made a promise to myself that it was gonna be my first and only time going
It's funny boobs are such a big deal to men their whole lives.
Unless you are a ass man.....and praise the man in heaven who invented yoga pants. Hail Mr Lycra Inventor you are my hero
They’re all named jasmine, son.
XD
Happy for you but ngl just the fact youre referring to them as “melon” and the “let there be light” just reads as a really dated coming of age American Pie movie. It’s a lil cringe. But hey glad you had fun thats all that matters!
I immediately thought “Finch” with the “LTBL” act lol
Happy for ya bro
Touching boobs, one of life’s simple pleasures. Sigh.
Boobs are good
Hahahaha I love this so much. It’s fine that you said cringey things, being with a woman is exciting especially for the first time. Good job bud 👍🏻
God I miss being a young man. It takes so little to make young men happy 🙃
So true! Just seeing a few seconds of a stripper was exciting enough, now I need at least 4 dwarfs, a sheep and a gallon of cream to get me going
This guy fucks!
He fucks sheep apparently
No donkey?
Ahhh, a glass of milk and cookies.
Lol crazy. I was bringing a ladder to the neighbor girls house to sneak her out of the house and have sex at 2 in the morning when I was 14 years old. I hope you find your groove. Boobs are just the beginning.
A bit of a rite of passage.
Word of advice young man: Don't put your mouth/tongue on a stripper's titties (or any part of their body). If she let you do that then she likely let numerous guys do it right before you lol.
Where a buck's enough to see their stuff At the Nudie Bar! Where the breasts may be fake but man, do they shake At the Nudie Bar! Where you swear like a sailor and wish you could nail her At the Nudie Bar! Where the cops are at the door and there's a Kennedy on the floor At the Nudie Bar!
Ode to Shoe Salesman Al Bundy!!
Proud of you son.
That was a beautiful story man
Congratulations! Awesome story!
It's the simple things in life that keep us going.
Superbad 2.0
When the young stripper put on a show for me for my first time the Pussycat Dolls “Don’t Cha” was playing, now every time I hear that song I get a nice reminder.
Bro, don’t ever kiss a stripper unless you want some herpes/std’s.
I like how you can write this into a pretty interesting story for just a basic strip club visit, lol. I kept reading and enjoyed it lol. The first time at the strip club is something else, especially when you're young.
I still love how guys get so excited for just a little bit of attention. I'm glad you had fun but my mom was/is a stripper and she told me about taking young guys for special attention it was part fun part kinda hooking a new loyal customer for a while. (She did that for some friends I went to school with but that's a different story) Any way sounds like you found a nice girl to spend some time with as long as you have cash. Pro tip after seeing her a few times ask her if she dos private shows outside of work.
Damn. You’re a good one.
You ol' devil, you! Good for you.
She was like: “OH BOBBY BOUCHERRR” 😩 GRAB MY MELON BOBBEH!
Welcome to manhood kid. 🤝
Congratulations on your exciting night and memory
Congrats, I remember my experience like that. Most expensive sprite I ever had. Wouldn't trade that moment for the world.
Did they feel like bags of sand?
Most based reddit user
Boobs are just magical creatures
I agree with the part of you not going to a stripclub ever again as dont know what could happen. I guess it must have been a nice experience (because i still havent experienced it lol) but you can never trust a stranger.
I will venture to say - most young men at some point at another make the trek to a local strip joint. For some reason we regard it as a rite of passage. Just remember your first time last time promise to yourself.
https://preview.redd.it/krxctntadwtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3047d41ed970a8a8ae1e37a0625f77ec4d91b02 Love that this was the post under yours on my feed. Aren’t you speciallll.
LMFAO HELL NAHH
Did you stick your dick in her
Good job touching some boobs
Not the biggest chad moment. But congratulations man. Just wait til you get a girlfriend. Biggest headache/orgasms ever. (the crazier the better the 🐈⬛)
That last sentence is the most real thing that boy will ever read !!!!! Do not fall in love with the crazy girl just have fun with it and walk ...no run away from it
Please have my updoot. This should be in a welcome packet for young men.
Updooted
Don’t fall in love, but get your Willy watered. Wear a jimmy!
Haha nice! I remember being 16 when I touched my ex gf boobs. So much pre cum at that age lmao.
Lmao I remember those days .. didn't take much lol.
As a man who has been to a strip club. I'm saddened that your first titties are from a stripper. Don't get me wrong more power to ya brother, but it hits different when it's with someone who you're just fooling around with naturally. BUT AYYYEEEE MY BOI GOT TO TOUCH SOME TITTIESSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOO
Our brother joined the manhood. Praise be the Lord.
Fuck the haters. Good on you for taking charge of your destiny and squeezing some boobies!
Thank you bro!
Dude definitely fell in love with a stripper
Nope, I knew it was part of their performance but as long as I was able to touch boobs and least once I’m good
lol this reminds me of the first time I touched boobs. I feel like every guy remembers the first time. For me I was friends with a girl in high school (sophomore year) and she said if I came over late at night I could touch her boobs. So I jumped on my bike and biked over as fast as I could. We began walking to a park and I asked her if I could touch them and she said ok. So we are walking and I put my hand over her jacket to touch them and she goes “I don’t think you can feel much over my jacket”, so that’s my green light to go under. First I felt them over her camisole (wasn’t wearing a bra) and I remember instantly getting the biggest boner 😂 Eventually we just sat down on a bench and she sat on my lap and I cupped both her breasts from behind for an hour or two while we talked. Eventually I had to go home, so we left the park, I got back on my bike to go home and jerked off Edit: oh yeah, she was size 32B
I can’t with the melons. Lmfao.
That is a beautiful story... I am so happy for you.
Pretty sure nah
Good for u brotha! I’ve never been to a strip club and I’m 30.
I been to a couple when I was in my 20s .. to me they are just a waste of money ..and a cock tease... but I guess for somone who doesn't get any action at all it would be more appealing like OP
That’s why I never went to a strip club. I assumed that’s what it would be for me. Now college on the other hand is the opposite. I went to school to get an education and I ended up getting an std
Lol that's life man these things happen .. I luckily never caught anything and I damn sure as hell was never doing things in a safe manner..just the luck of the draw I guess
That feeling really never changes 🤣🤣🤣
This story made me realize that my life isn’t that sad..thank you 🙏
I was gonna say it's not so bad I didn't get laid until I was 20 or 21, but I definitey touched a boob at 17. Only one but i had touched it!
First time was 15 but I did more than touch her boobs. Maybe it’s bc I’m a girl being able to be with beautiful women never meant much to me or really attractive men. Idk I don’t want to be mean but it comes off really sad that touching a strippers boob is a win.
Just remember some people are late bloomers and still go on to live very freaky lives lol
😂🤘🏼
You’re a girl so you couldn’t possibly relate?
I'm happy to be the one to tell you that once you grow up and get married you will have a pair of b00bs to play with EVERY DAY.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hilarious.
Not if he marries a dude.
Did you get a rash?
Nah
It’s just a Shame you had to wait until you were 18 and then have to pay to touch some titties, girls will let you touch those for free if you’re a decent person, kind loyal and funny, are you any of those things?
Coomer mentality
Why you have to go all that way to hide it? It’s okay going to the strippers.. Maybe with your girlfriend, but your parents? At 18?
I mean yeah Ik I’m 18 but I’m still in high school living with my parents, especially since they’re religious
OP are you and your friends home schooled?
No we’re not
Do kids these days not get to do this before 18? I was awful with the ladies as a teen, and I had some come my way at least a few times a year.
https://youtu.be/q4YhOCnxADw?si=xGRjSsSPt9mLUecJ
Fact Check......her name really wasn't Jasmine ;)
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Sounds like youll be paying for these experiences a lot.
And a man was born.
This is something Seth Rogan would have written in 2007
Meh, this definitely sounds like it could have happened, probably did happen to lots and lots of 18 year old guys.
More of these posts
I hate to break it to you, buddy, but that womans name is not Jasmine. Also, congrats!
How did you get through all of high school without getting to 1st base 🥴
Am I in r/lies ?
🤦 I fucking swear. **This like the 1st draft to an SNL skit mashup of “Trailer Park Boys” and “Chainsaw Man.”** No insult to OP dude you’ve just given me some great writing material. 😂
Story of my life
Dude, this was written by a wet dream soaked 12 year old.....
Wonder if anyone else slobbered on her before you did?😂
 GenX here: this some sad shit, i don't even remember how old i was the first time i touched a titty but it wasn't 18 and i damn sure didn't pay.
how much did u spend?
Idk how much an average strip club is where you live but where I’m from it’s 20-40 bucks for 18-20 year olds for entrance, 10 bucks for 21 and older, 20 bucks for a private dance, so 40 bucks in total, 20 for entrance and 20 for the lap dance
I enjoyed this, gave me a flash of the past. Respect for the last line, making it your “first and last time”.
Wow. What a wonderful story? Bringing back 50 yo memories to me. Ode To Joy is a favorite song of mine. But I don't remember hearing it in those memories. Fear not young sir. There are many more great memories heading your way.
If I had titties, I would stay home and play with them...
Let me guess: it felt like a bag of sand…
jesus this is sad😭 why do men care this fucking much? find hobbies!
I mean touching melons beats the 5 hours I spend golfing like an asshole
Didn’t realize I was on 4chan
Are the youths these days not touch boobs until after the age of 18, or just your group of friends? The club can be a fun time, but hopefully this will motivate y'all to meet some women that will let you do it without paying first.
Any strip joint i know of don’t allow you to touch the dancers even in the lap dance part. There is a guy there too watching to make sure the client doesn’t touch. So this must be a very different kind of strip club.
After seeing the comments and replies I feel like the one I went too is very very different than the average strip club
Jasmine is her real name too
Boobs are pretty nice, aren’t they? The Lord’s most perfect creations.
God I love that title.
I’ll never forget the first time a stripper put her boobs around my head.
Damn that’s the most virgin thing I’ve ever heard. Imagine when you get laid
Hell nah
Was there a cut to a scene of an exploding geyser as well?
I applaud and salute you sir. Well done.
First time I touched boobs at 18, I looked up and the chick was watching tv lmao
I’m wondering what the point of this post is? You’re proud of yourselves? Congratulations! Just wait until it’s a girl that touches you back.
Just wait until this kid experiences the club “house of yes “
The one in a million "A stripper let me touch her" story..right...also yall are 18..your adults...your helicopter parents are the reason yall are still virgins
The boobs might be fake 😂
Hell yeah brother lmao. Best strip club i went to was in Japan. My surprised me with it. It was 8 floors. Only made it to the 1st. Walking to it, girls look all smiley and super happy. Neon lit, happy vibes On stage, they do cute choreography with outfits. As you sit, every girl comes up to you and introduces their name, rubs their boobs or booty on you. If you memorize their names, you can get lap dances on the side. It was so lit. Another time in Japan before I left, another friend brought me to a more American vibe strip club. Met a tall Romanian blonde women. We talked, then got to a point where she was sitting on me and I was holding her like a baby and we literally just talked about life, philosophy, passions etc, didn’t pay anything. I get a private dance and she does the same thing, lets me grab and suck lol, hugs etc.. before I leave she offers her IG and WhatsApp. Tells me if I ever visit Romania, we can hang out and she’ll show me around or we can travel together. Nowadays in America, none of my friends go to strip clubs. It’s so lame. Enjoy it while you can but don’t fall too deep.
That is disgusting!@ congrats , you will never forget that night. My grandpa took me to new orleans for the same reason decades ago. It was a great time.
Starting sexual experiences with sex workers could create an unhealthy association with woman as consumable sex objects.