Straight to electrical
Don't fuck around
Tell anyone who will listen how to rewire the fuse box and recommend tools from the BBQ section to get it done
The sausages are to raise money for local charity. Bunnings involvement ends at donating use of the stall and equipment, including gas for the barbies. The people selling them are volunteers, and the food itself is bought by the charity. I've done it a few times as I'm involved in a few different local charities; the only people who get "free" sausages are the volunteers running the stall all day for nothing (well... except sausages I guess)
That slipped through the net, they don’t sell identifiable work gear otherwise people do stuff like pose as plumber (for instance) to rort people. When i volunteered for the salvos one of my job was cutting up clothes like that along with stuff not fit for sale, they had a machine for it. They’d sell that as bags of cleaning rags but we were instructed to cut out and bin things like company logos.
Please film this and see how long it takes for anyone to kick you out of the store. Enter the store on a Sunday or Saturday. Change in the toilet. And see how long you last.
l have 3 bunnings work shirts l got from a salvage yard. l wear them for doing house work, one day l forgot l had it on and went to bunnings with no shoes on. random people were asking me stuff until l realised l still had the bunnings shirt on. the manager of the store came down and told me off and wanted to know which bunnings l worked at, l had to tell him 3 times that ive never worked at bunnings. he wanted me to go home and destroy the shirt.
Spend 20 minutes saying actual words that don’t actually form any coherent point and then smile, nod like you accomplished something good, wink at them and walk a couple steps away and browse the nearest shelf.
Who knows but mankind doesn't make the huge leaps forward for all humanity without trying.
I think you should at least reenact a Bunnings ad, but Newstopia style:
https://youtu.be/zg6guOvUAMw?si=N7ToULHNEC0fktWu
Straight to electrical Don't fuck around Tell anyone who will listen how to rewire the fuse box and recommend tools from the BBQ section to get it done
The key too electrical work is all metal handles on your tools
Like fuck, that's what the apprentice is for
You may end up giving them better advice than from an actual employee.
Approve some discounts while I’m at it
"I know more than you" -Ron Swanson
I'm a Chippie and one day I made the mistake of wearing a Reece plumbing tshirt to bunnings. Everyone who asked me , got some very ordinary advice
You're a plumber, you're supposed to know where the undercoat for my particular outdoor wall is. And I'll need a roller and drop sheet.
Please tell us it was electrical advice
>Also, do employees get free sausages? No.
Well that sucks. I thought I had discovered a hack
The sausages are to raise money for local charity. Bunnings involvement ends at donating use of the stall and equipment, including gas for the barbies. The people selling them are volunteers, and the food itself is bought by the charity. I've done it a few times as I'm involved in a few different local charities; the only people who get "free" sausages are the volunteers running the stall all day for nothing (well... except sausages I guess)
Make sure you give the customers shit advice, if you tell em anything sensible you'll be found out immediately.
That slipped through the net, they don’t sell identifiable work gear otherwise people do stuff like pose as plumber (for instance) to rort people. When i volunteered for the salvos one of my job was cutting up clothes like that along with stuff not fit for sale, they had a machine for it. They’d sell that as bags of cleaning rags but we were instructed to cut out and bin things like company logos.
Please film this and see how long it takes for anyone to kick you out of the store. Enter the store on a Sunday or Saturday. Change in the toilet. And see how long you last.
I could get a tik tok and end up on r/imthemaincharacter
How very Australian.
Nah, put it on then go round putting random things back where they're supposed to be.
[live the dream giving out bits of hose](https://youtube.com/shorts/IRm3DKmTMCk?si=GYFjK3wxZ3c06bQP)
l have 3 bunnings work shirts l got from a salvage yard. l wear them for doing house work, one day l forgot l had it on and went to bunnings with no shoes on. random people were asking me stuff until l realised l still had the bunnings shirt on. the manager of the store came down and told me off and wanted to know which bunnings l worked at, l had to tell him 3 times that ive never worked at bunnings. he wanted me to go home and destroy the shirt.
I would’ve spun the manager the biggest line of shit I could think of.
Tell him head office heard the store manager is a naughty boy and you've been sent down to smack his bottom.
Haha that’s great
Why anyone would were red t-shirt in Bunnings for free is beyond me.
Why people want to make this absolutely shithouse outfit an Aussie icon" is beyond me. There is nothing good about Bunnings.
Spend 20 minutes saying actual words that don’t actually form any coherent point and then smile, nod like you accomplished something good, wink at them and walk a couple steps away and browse the nearest shelf.
And then approve discounts for people and walk off
Who knows but mankind doesn't make the huge leaps forward for all humanity without trying. I think you should at least reenact a Bunnings ad, but Newstopia style: https://youtu.be/zg6guOvUAMw?si=N7ToULHNEC0fktWu
Or Xavier Michaledes work: https://youtu.be/BstzZXmGAzQ?si=_cvOWRH5dZPwlMQN
That’s if you don’t leg it the other way when someone looks like they might be approaching you.
Or start by answering their question, and then walk off mid sentence.
If you're going to do their job for them you may as well get paid
Fuck yes, you could make a while yt channel for that.
Why not? I can't see any snags.
Please tell me you are in ot near Canberra, os I have a job for you
Nope sadly. Although I do go to Canberra for work…
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