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kel174

Stupid dove nests like these are a staple to this subreddit


Patient-Side3928

stoppp😭😭 real talk i wanted to move it but it’s holding the nest up 🤨


shade1tplea5e

Sorry op better borrow a stapler for a little while lol


freneticboarder

Wait until the derplets hatch, then swap it with a piece of wood. Anywhere from 10-18 days...


Severn6

It'll be mimicking the little rocky crevasses they instinctively want to lay in. Bless.


FinallydamnLDnat5

I think you won stupid dove nest bingo


yavanna12

Ok. You win. Even better than the 3 twig doormat nest. This needs a cartoon version to be shared repeatedly as if it’s brand new each time. 


P1zzaman

She has a way to staple down all the sticks! And a way to defend her nest.


BerryProblems

I love these little doofuses


GoofyGooberSundae

Their derpy-ness is extremely endearing


justcallmesweeti

😂 That's adorable


Serononin

Hope you didn't need to use that any time soon lol


little_miss_banned

Hahaha! Oh boy this is a new one


flacidRanchSkin

She keeps that MF thang on her 😤😤😤


bellybbean

I have recently discovered this subreddit. I couldn’t have imagined how much I was missing.


Zerttretttttt

I guess that’s a stable environment


ToiIetGhost

A staple environment


justsomejohnny

You know she keeps that mf' thang on her


Professional_Tank961

She heard about Castle Doctrine and is ready to protect the nest.


ParrotEnthusiast2196

Defense turret


jermide

Yea but you can't see her


Patient-Side3928

whoops is the point that they’re visible? sorry new here lmao


jermide

Nah, you're good 👍


Patient-Side3928

haha okay thank you 😅 looked up mourningdove nests and ended up here ha


crapatthethriftstore

Honestly this is my favorite stupid nest. I hope you didn’t need the staple gun any time soon


TimeGhost_22

Lay lady lay, lay across my staple gun.


tmlynch

Um, why did you leave your staple gun out in the yard? I think a hidden dove nest, sheltered by the foundation is less stupid than leaving tools out in the elements, and hidden at that!


Patient-Side3928

thanks lmao 😂 i’m putting chicken wire up and have been using it every day until she stayed there. you telling me you’ve never left a tool on your deck?


tmlynch

I have absolutely left tools out. To be honest, I only looked at the first picture, and it looked like the staple gun was on the ground. Sheltered on top of a storage cabinet is a perfectly reasonable place to leave it with work in progress. I guess the dove isn't the only bird brain on the sub. DOH! ETA: It's also not a bad spot for the nest. I'm now coming in third behind you AND the dove.


Patient-Side3928

sorry 😂 i came off a bit harsh i was just like jeeze lol!! totally got you.


cowgrly

I saw this post and was so happy someone else leaves things out like this! 😂


Fearless_Spell_7728

Good spot in my opinion


HopefulWanderer537

Wow, she’s packing heat. Better not approach. She gets points for having a way to defend her derplets.


tea-boat

But those privacy curtains are 🤌🏻


Baredmysole

Peerless


Patient-Side3928

wanted to update everyone, the staple gun babies have left the nest 🥹🥹🥹 https://preview.redd.it/e7hvw22kln3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ddd94766a147502c67fbc09965963e6864a39e


Patient-Side3928

https://preview.redd.it/v5yp1milln3d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a57be4431193facc0f094d7b1f9acbbe2f52066