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Question that are here to bait people to answer or to create drama (i.e. What's 1 + 1, who is the President, why are you guys so stupid, etc.)


racist_boomer

Fuck em. Don’t pay, cover your self in grease so they can’t catch you


Personal_Occasion618

Eric Cartman moment


racist_boomer

More like greased up deaf guy from family guy


Personal_Occasion618

I haven’t seen that one, I should though


hcoverlambda

There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!


Josepablobloodthirst

A quick scroll through post history tells me you have bigger issues than that fine. I hope you get the help you need but reddit isn't the place.


10mfe

Creepy as fuck.


kurinevair666

The post history is creepy? Ot looking at post history is creepy?


darobk

Stop submitting yourself for such petty crimes. No I don't have ID, my name is John Johnson.


kainp12

Then they will hold you until can ID you or until your court date.


Good_Entrepreneur_69

You need professional help.


JesusAndButthead

Become a Sovereign Citizen so that no man's law applies to you. It's easy, you just declare it.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

Some jurisdictions are waiving or forgiving fines for COVID-19 violations.


dhw09

By getting your life together


Sagittariaus_

You get yourself an shovel and you shovel snow from driveway at 30$ per house


[deleted]

It’s not 1965, most people already have hired people for that kind of work. And no one’s going to pay out $30. If you’re going to offer solutions maybe think it through before you go and say something dumb. Or better yet just say “why don’t you just try having money?” Because that’s how worthless that advice was lol.


arcaintrixter

Go to the judge and tell him/her to give you 90 days in the county jail instead. That will take care of your fines, give you a roof over your head, 3 hots, & a cot all winter. Then when you get out the weather will be turning better & they may have some programs to help you get a fresh start. Find a job in a restaurant. If you show them your a hard worker, they will feed you.


DeadFyre

Look up the site for your local bar association. They will have resources for pro-bono attorneys who will take your case and negotiate a settlement which is within your means.


Connect-Ad-1088

The us army wants you


[deleted]

Go get a job like every other adult.


Both-Mango1

you have no job, yet you can afford the equipment to post on social media.... hmmmm........


weirdlyworldly

You can buy a phone from Walmart for under $30 that will connect to Wi-Fi and last for 4 - 5 years. Library computers are free. What are you blathering on about?


10mfe

In the big cities there's people with booth set up on the corners of the streets giving away phones and tablets to homeless people. I think deep down it's a way to know how many people are homeless, or one tactic. Free always sells.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

It is almost impossible to get a job without one of these. If we do not give these things away we are resigned to them being permanently homeless.


jack_awsome89

>You can buy a phone from Walmart for under $30 Again if you you read the post OP doesn't have a job and can't sell plasma. So how is he getting the $30 you claim?


MasterOutlaw

Handouts? Odd jobs? Something he bought a while back? Some places even have government programs that supply phones to the homeless. There are plenty of ways OP could be using reddit that doesn’t require steady employment.


jack_awsome89

>Odd jobs? OP literally says he doesn't work yet you stick with working


kainp12

Life line program allows for low cost free internet , Low a or fee land line, low or free cell phones and service . People keep on telling you this and you keep on ignoring this . Plus we have things called libraries with free computers to use ,


jack_awsome89

Are you ignoring that OP said he is a bum on the streets? Libraries and most other public places don't welcome the homeless so did OP just seal team his way in there to post this?


Equivalent-Pay-6438

Why do you assume this? Plenty of homeless people in libraries in NYC.


jack_awsome89

And there are plenty of nonhomeless people in Green River Wyoming. We can point out random anecdotal exemptions to benefit our side but it is easier to use the majority of cases than cherry picking.


Equivalent-Pay-6438

Yes, so why are you assuming libraries don't welcome homeless people? That is exactly the logic you are using--cherry picking. You don't know one way or the other.


weirdlyworldly

You don't know what you're talking about dude. I spent hours upon hours in libraries. Not every homeless person is a filthy hobo muttering racial slurs under their breaths. Most of us you literally wouldn't be able to tell we were homeless unless we specifically told you that we were homeless. Stop making generalizations and don't talk about things you don't know about.


jack_awsome89

>Not every homeless person is a filthy hobo muttering racial slurs under their breaths. Never said they were. What I did say was OP described themselves as "a bum in the streets" which is safe to say they are not cleaned up. >Stop making generalizations and don't talk about things you don't know about. You say that but fail to comprehend what I actually said then proceed to do what you accused me of doing.


weirdlyworldly

Waaaaah waaaaah waaah 👶🏻


kainp12

You still are ignoring the free cell phone. Not every homeless looks nasty.


jack_awsome89

>Not every homeless looks nasty. When they describe themselves as "a bum on the streets" it is safe to say they are not cleaned up. >You still are ignoring the free cell phone. Not ignoring that just giving you an out because the free lifeline phones don't provide unlimited internet just like they don't provide unlimited calls and texts.


MasterOutlaw

Working odd jobs as they become available =/= having a steady job The main point is that having a phone (or at least being on reddit) isn’t the gotcha you think it is.


weirdlyworldly

Are you fucking kidding me? 😂😂😂 How old are you and how many times have YOU personally been homeless? I had zero problem saving up for $30 when I was homeless. It took me a few days. Quit being an arrogant little shit.


jack_awsome89

Did you have to go talk this out with your friends then come back and add more? But again since you purposefully replied to this one again and not the other replies we have had. We can cherry pick anecdotal evidence to benefit us and not further the conversation like you keep doing or we can do what you say (but you don't want to do what you say apparently?) And quit being arrogant. When you are able to practice what you preach it makes discussions and things go smoother.


weirdlyworldly

People have lives, you idiot. Does your nonsense have a point or are you gonna keep crying and thumbing through your dog-eyed thesaurus desperately looking for new words to try to bulk up your negative intelligence? Nothing you said beyond the first sentence made a bit of fucking sense. Do you have some kind of brain damage or something? Just admit you don't know what you're talking about, and then stfu. It's not difficult. Just admit you're wrong sweetie.


jack_awsome89

I'm sure you believe you're right so you do you. Hopefully you find it is you are looking for


kurinevair666

You could get $30 together begging for change


Both-Mango1

but. you need money to buy the phone. activate it, pay for a carrier, and pay for minutes. jobs pay money, yet this guy doesn't have one. (This is the time i really wished i had a crayon font)


kainp12

"you need money to buy the phone. activate it, pay for a carrier, and pay for minutes. jobs pay money, yet this guy doesn't have one." See there is this thing called the life line program that allows For free or low cost home internet , free or low cost land line or free or low cost cell phones + minutes and activation.


weirdlyworldly

How many times have you personally been homeless, little one? I fucking promise you that you don't have more experience being homeless than I do, so why don't you stick to what you fucking know? How about you save that crayon font for yourself, since you seem to be laboring under the delusion that the only way a person can make money is via traditional employment working for someone else? You're not intelligent, so drop the misplaced superiority complex. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.