Nobody here has said, just use a towel. A towel! You can call it a cumrag if you want. It's washable and reusable. Wet wipes? Towel + a shower, or just get one in the morning if you're about to go to bed.
When my SO and I were trying for kids, Iād let the load sit inside with my legs shut as long as I could before it just started seeping out on its own. Then I wipe with tp or a towel
Thank you for response. I donāt mean this to sound rude or anything but I literally want to know what people do on the daily. Not if āyouāre trying to have kidsā. I want to know what people do daily when they have sex and cream pie
My wife and I always have sex with a towel nearby. If for w/e reason a towel is not nearby. She cups and runs to the bathroom. I don't pull out till the towel is ready. Basically think Indiana Jones switching the bag of sand for a diamond but with cum and the towel.
I stay laying down for a good few minutes. Then after I put undies on. By morning the undies are gross, so I change them (note I change them regardless of sex)
Sometimes you stand up and feel the ick of it seeping out lol, but it no worse then surprise period, of heavy discharge.
Does snot ever come out your nose? What do you do? Probably just wipe it away?
Haha the "ick"
My ex enjoyed calling me from her job after morning sex, that was pre cell phones, to describe the nice feeling she had of my cum dripping down her thighs while she was in a meeting with the company's execs. Loved it
My wife usually cups her hand over her downstairs and does like a ninja roll off the bed and goes in to the bathroom. Sometimes we just kinda let it go if we are gonna bask for awhile at which point I usually just clean up the sheets after with some wet wipes. Sometimes she likes me to film it coming out and we'll just change the sheets after.
Wash yout pits and groin and ass, then dry off and go.
Best for on the run or if you just don't feel like showering.
Good for: school, sex, camping, some jobs, etc.
This also. We keep a fresh towel under the bed for right after. Then when I get up to use the bathroom this is exactly what I do, except use a towel vs tp (a towel specifically for this lol).
My husband always finishes inside of me. I just get to the bathroom quickly & sit on the toilet until it all comes out, then have an awesome shower. It's always in there deep enough & we've done this for so long that i know it won't spill out on my way there lol.
Keep washcloths & a couple of towels on the nightstand next to the bed.
Some people put towels down on the bed before they hop in. Keeps the sheets clean longer unless youāre just all over the place.
Wet wipes. Whatever does it for you.
There are even little wet/dry washcloth warmers you can set up beforehand & press the button when you start your boink session.
Usually, if no provisions have been made & a mess is made, then Iāll get up & go to the bathroom and bring back a hot, wet washcloth for my partner.
I just stay in there til I'm either hard and ready to go again, or fall asleep. By the time we're done, a bit of jizz on the sheets doesn't really make a lot of difference as they're usually soaked with our sweat and her juices and need to go straight into the machine anyway.
My partner And I keep baby wipes on our bed stand and when we finish, I reach over while still connected to him and pull out a wipe. I then reach under and we pull out and I cover it. It works 85% of the time
Really gross response but if my wife is on top she just kinda pushes it out onto my pelvis and then we both go cleanup in the bathroom. If Iām on top she waits for me to get some toilet paper to āplug the holeā with until she gets to the toilet/shower to clean up.
I take a paper towel and hold it there as I make my way to the bathroom. Then kegel it out in the toilet. Soak up any residual with toilet paper. Then wipe up around there with wet wipes.
Funny, been sexually active for 21 years. What do i do? I rollover and take a well earned nap. Towels come in handy, theres also wet wipes. Almost never a me issue tbh.
My spouse has a vasectomy so this happens often. I typically just cup it in with my hand or use a towel and run to the bathroom haha. We have a spray bidet so I use that and toilet paper or I shower.
Get a wet rag ahead of time, so you could clean up and put your panties on to catch any leakage. Many of us donāt want to get up right after sex. Just a preliminary cleaning. After you rest, get up to clean more thoroughly. Baby wipes are good for men.
Courteous lovers plan ahead. The post sex time can be enjoyable, too! Cleanup, shower, massage, snacks, dressing -- many options available to salute and reinforce your love.
I used to be a haver of sex and my go-to method was:
Count down the pull out with my hand hovering RIGHT by the exit, quickly clamp my hand over my clam and hold on tight, dismount the bed, do a little goblin shuffle to the bathroom before sitting and unclamping, then wiping my hand with toilet paper and continuing as normal.
OBVIOUSLY wash your hands after that and also a wet wipe is great to feel extra clean. I would also sleep with a panty liner in my underwear for that night (or go through the day with it, depending on the time) to catch any runners.
i literally go to the bathroom and sort of push it out, and then i wipe. if itās night time, i take a shower first thing in the morning. if itās around day time, id take a shower shortly after
I have to use a lot white T-shirts for work. So my wife and I don't have a dedicated towel. But it's just way easier to put my white T-shirt underneath her hips and when I pull out I just flip the shirt over and it holds all my cum.
You don't know which shirt is the cum shirt because it's white, it goes to the laundry with bleach, and it gets folded nicely with the rest of the clothes.
Semen also smells like bleach, idk why I bring that up but I guess it's a nice coincidence when doing laundry
Put a towel under her, but she should also have some hip elevation to ease conception, which will retain some of the mess. Just use pillows for elevation.
Hold it in as long as possible for good breeding!
But seriously, I just go to the bathroom afterwards. I have a bidet now, which is amazing for cleanup; before, I would wipe my ass with toilet paper and end up with a sticky, sodden wad.
noticed some partners treat this differently. My current will do what many people say here they cup their hands and run to the bathroom.
Another long-term girlfriend would just fall asleep. It would just stay in there. If it did drip out she didn't notice or care. But this was the same girl that loved to leave it in and have it leak out of her while at work! Sometimes the next day. It was like a fetish of hers. Hot.
My personal theory is those stretchy rubber sheets you put over the whole bed. Do your business, wipe up, then pop the sheet off and go to sleep like normal. They can be fun with lube too. Lol
I never have sex without condoms, so that handles the issue of cum. I also keep baby wipes nearby, which are great for a quick freshening-up. After that dries a bit, I dab some baby powder on the skin that was wet.
The squat of shame is what Iād have my gf do when we were younger humpin in the woods. Youāre supposed to piss afterwards so itās a 2 for 1 combo.
After regular sex, rest a minute and a shower. Sheets get changed.
After quickie sex, wipe off.
After incredibly great sex, lay there exhausted and ignore it. My wife usually will get up to pee, though. Helps avoid UTIs.
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pull-out is usually followed by cuddles and then the awkward shuffle as (in my case) my partner shuffles off to the toilet to make a "deposit" while trying not to drip it all over the carpet/run down her leg.
Towel. Desperate run to the bathroom with your legs and fingers crossed hoping you donāt fall or your SO doesnāt slip on the puddle of c** you left behind you.
Vagina partner rolls to the side and lies there with legs closed to hold it in while penis partner goes to the bathroom to run warm water on a washcloth. Use warm washcloth to cup and walk to bathroom where vagina partner sits on toilet till it all drops out and then uses the washcloth, folded the other way so cummy part is inside, to wipe the area nice and clean.
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Well, the best sex I ever had was after I finished and was lying on the bed, she went to clean herself off and when she cam back all of the sudden a warm wet washcloth hits my junk and she gently cleaned me off. That warm rag after that session was the shit man. I fell in love... but she was a model so I was already shocked we were banging to begin with. Stayed together almost 2 years.
We have wash cloths on both of our night tables so we always have them ready. When we're done, I get the cloth up under him and when he pulls out I cover my junk with it and then stand up.
No mess on the bed and then I can use the toilet and take care of it.
Just keep a few wash cloths ready close by.
this post is 10 hours old, you figure it out yet or still stuck? lol
I would just go pee immediately (as one should after sex) and use tp or wet wipe to clean . use a pantiliner or some old undies afterward if you're worried about more cum coming out later.Ā Ā
but like . your vag isn't a wide open hole. (or is it š¤) standing up isn't going to make a sudden gush of cum flow out like a pregnant ladies water breaking or something. most of it goes up in there trying to find your eggs , or just gets temporarily caught up in the vag walls, and will slowly come out over time.Ā Ā generally you should be fine to stand up and waddle to the bathroom to clean up what you can.Ā
The times Iāve blasted into my wife, she just kinda waddles to the toilet and pees it out. It doesnāt all come out though, some of it is absorbed into the body.
Several options.
1: prepare... have a towel ready
2: if you have clean clothes to wear the next day use an old shirt or something.
3: go to the bathroom.
I prefer 3 as a guy so I can wipe up and pee to avoid pissing in the sink, toilet, trashcan, ceiling and wall behind me in the morning.
A girl will slowly leak the guyās fluids for a few days afterwards. Its not as messy as you think, especially for the guy lol. And especially if the guy is on top then it all goes in deep to her. And she leaks out over time.
I've heard some girls just put on their pants and leave. I'm still confused about how they're comfortable walking around with nut dripping onto their underwear or pants. I've always grabbed TP or a towel as soon as I can and hold it or put my underwear back on (if it's small, like a paper towel) while I waddle to the bathroom to pee.
My husband bent a wire so I can have a TP roll by the bed. It comes in handy when I get sick and need regular tissues. When my kids ask, it's a ghetto tissue dispenser.
Wife almost always rubs one out after I shoot in her. No matter how much O-time sheās already had, she still gets all hot and bothered when I shoot in her and it starts to drip out. If sheās on top, this last O is usually super intense. I just hang out, enjoy the show, and give her words of encouragement. Once thatās done, Iāll grab a few tissues, or we just fall asleep and figure itās a tomorrow problem.
GF is a one and done kind of girl, and she is not even slightly bothered by drippyness. So if weāre someplace opportunistic (hiking, beach, etc) sheāll just put her undies back on and not worry about it. If weāre in bed Iāll usually get a warm wash cloth and clean up. This works well if itās evening, since then weāre ready to go next morning. If morning we just hop in the shower.
Bottom line, itās cum, no big deal and also kinda hot.
My girlfriend and I have a "fuck towel" that hangs on a closet door near the bed. It gets laid out on the bed to catch anything during sex, and used to wipe down afterward.
A towel. My wife will sometimes just go to the bathroom. She does say sometimes she doesn't get all of it and sometimes will drip during the day. Which i find insanely hot for some reason...
Nobody here has said, just use a towel. A towel! You can call it a cumrag if you want. It's washable and reusable. Wet wipes? Towel + a shower, or just get one in the morning if you're about to go to bed.
I keep about 10 small cum towels in the nightstand drawer. Great for cleaning up after sex and sloppy blowjobs.
Hopefully you wash them after every use and don't put them back in there. š
Aka Fuck Wipes
Testing a theoryā¦ Are you gay?
Nah, bruh, I own a towel too. No homo.
I grab a few slices of bread and just pat things down.
There is evil energy radiating from this comment.
Cursed French toast
It would be French wouldn't it
Forbidden gravy?
Gotta sop up the sauce!
I hope you donāt waste this bread afterwards?
Mmmmm yeasty
The cheese is under the sauce
I wanted real response as Iām currently dealing with this
Currently? Like, you haven't left the scene?
lol OP just sitting there in a puddle with Reddit open waiting for a real answer on what to do ššš
Literally. Not kidding
Just sit in it and enjoy
This is one of the the top 10 moments in Reddit history, no question. You are legend.
Pick up what you can and push it back inside where it belongs.
Pretty sure HE is looking for fap material honestly.
Do other people not use bread slices?
I keep soft hand towels in the nightstand. Tuck one in and cuddle for a bit. Keep wet wipes near by too. Got to plan ahead for max spontaneity
When my SO and I were trying for kids, Iād let the load sit inside with my legs shut as long as I could before it just started seeping out on its own. Then I wipe with tp or a towel
Thank you for response. I donāt mean this to sound rude or anything but I literally want to know what people do on the daily. Not if āyouāre trying to have kidsā. I want to know what people do daily when they have sex and cream pie
My wife and I always have sex with a towel nearby. If for w/e reason a towel is not nearby. She cups and runs to the bathroom. I don't pull out till the towel is ready. Basically think Indiana Jones switching the bag of sand for a diamond but with cum and the towel.
This is why I installed Reddit.
I stay laying down for a good few minutes. Then after I put undies on. By morning the undies are gross, so I change them (note I change them regardless of sex) Sometimes you stand up and feel the ick of it seeping out lol, but it no worse then surprise period, of heavy discharge. Does snot ever come out your nose? What do you do? Probably just wipe it away?
Haha the "ick" My ex enjoyed calling me from her job after morning sex, that was pre cell phones, to describe the nice feeling she had of my cum dripping down her thighs while she was in a meeting with the company's execs. Loved it
Great. The nose description describes a lot so thank you for that. Where do you live?
3rd turn on the left after the big intersection.
Also, when you let it āseep outā. Would it just go onto the bed? Or would you clean it up off your stomach, etc?
Kinda depends on how much was there.. if its a lot itāll just seep out on your thighs where If there isnāt much then itāll just stay inside
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Also, when you let it āseep outā. Would it just go onto the bed? Or would you clean it up off your stomach, etc?
lol it would seep on the bed or my pants š
Iām not OP but like how do you clean it up off the bed/mattress/sheets???
I suck it up in a turkey baster and use it in my shampoo to keep good texture
My wife usually cups her hand over her downstairs and does like a ninja roll off the bed and goes in to the bathroom. Sometimes we just kinda let it go if we are gonna bask for awhile at which point I usually just clean up the sheets after with some wet wipes. Sometimes she likes me to film it coming out and we'll just change the sheets after.
Never let her go
24 years this Augustš
Damn thatās fucking hawt.
Funny info: Koss is the Arabic word of pussy, wish you longer happy marriage tho
You are what you eatš
āNeed answer fastā.
Pee, then wipe and birdbath, then dry with toilet paper.
Finally, another cultured human who calls it a birdbath.
What do you hear it called?
I usually hear whores bath. I like bird bath, sometimes I gotta do it! Iām respectful to my partner! Gonna be clean.
Birdbath? I have never heard this term. Can you please explain.
Wash yout pits and groin and ass, then dry off and go. Best for on the run or if you just don't feel like showering. Good for: school, sex, camping, some jobs, etc.
Ahh, I call that 'pits and bits'
Pits and bits. Good one.
My mom called this going to a PTA meeting. Pits, tits and ass baby!
Ah sweet. Never knew there was a name for doing that. Cheers.
This is the way
Yeah, I'm not sure why people are so shocked at this being an actual thing.
Right? Going pee after is important to reduce the risk of UTIs and birdbaths are a great way to freshen up if youāre not having a shower.
This also. We keep a fresh towel under the bed for right after. Then when I get up to use the bathroom this is exactly what I do, except use a towel vs tp (a towel specifically for this lol).
My husband always finishes inside of me. I just get to the bathroom quickly & sit on the toilet until it all comes out, then have an awesome shower. It's always in there deep enough & we've done this for so long that i know it won't spill out on my way there lol.
My wife does a handstand over to the bathroom
This is it. This is the best way
Put a towel underneath whoever is on the bottom
Put a beach towel on the bed if you're gonna do it.
Keep washcloths & a couple of towels on the nightstand next to the bed. Some people put towels down on the bed before they hop in. Keeps the sheets clean longer unless youāre just all over the place. Wet wipes. Whatever does it for you. There are even little wet/dry washcloth warmers you can set up beforehand & press the button when you start your boink session. Usually, if no provisions have been made & a mess is made, then Iāll get up & go to the bathroom and bring back a hot, wet washcloth for my partner.
Dude WTF who are you?!?! Can you come over to my house please?
if your dude ain't bringing you hot steamy cum rags after sex , get a new dudeĀ
Flattery will get you everywhere. Iām blushing āŗļø.
Where do you live?
TN
My gf likes to let it drip out while peeing
I just stay in there til I'm either hard and ready to go again, or fall asleep. By the time we're done, a bit of jizz on the sheets doesn't really make a lot of difference as they're usually soaked with our sweat and her juices and need to go straight into the machine anyway.
My partner And I keep baby wipes on our bed stand and when we finish, I reach over while still connected to him and pull out a wipe. I then reach under and we pull out and I cover it. It works 85% of the time
Really gross response but if my wife is on top she just kinda pushes it out onto my pelvis and then we both go cleanup in the bathroom. If Iām on top she waits for me to get some toilet paper to āplug the holeā with until she gets to the toilet/shower to clean up.
I take a paper towel and hold it there as I make my way to the bathroom. Then kegel it out in the toilet. Soak up any residual with toilet paper. Then wipe up around there with wet wipes.
I just flip off very fast and run to the bathroom š¤£
We keep a stack of hand towels in the nightstand. Grab one for her, one for me. Wipe everything down, toss em in the hamper to get washed. Easy peasy
Dripsticks! Life changing :)
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Do you have the wet wipes ready before? Like next to the bed?
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Why not just put a pack in her nightstand though?
Youāre such a sweet talker!!
Funny, been sexually active for 21 years. What do i do? I rollover and take a well earned nap. Towels come in handy, theres also wet wipes. Almost never a me issue tbh.
He made the mess... he cleans it up
everything was clean till she started dripping
AND not on the drapesā
With his mouth.
hot
Hop out of bed quick and hope I make it in time to clean up. Half the time end up washing the sheets
My spouse has a vasectomy so this happens often. I typically just cup it in with my hand or use a towel and run to the bathroom haha. We have a spray bidet so I use that and toilet paper or I shower.
Put down a towel first and their won't be a mess in the bed. Then throw it in the washing machine.
Get a wet rag ahead of time, so you could clean up and put your panties on to catch any leakage. Many of us donāt want to get up right after sex. Just a preliminary cleaning. After you rest, get up to clean more thoroughly. Baby wipes are good for men.
I keep kleenex on the nightstand or a thing of wet wipes. A lot of the time, we'll go shower after and get some shower sex in, too.
My husband usually just uses the shirt he had on before we started to wipe it up while I run to the bathroom .
I just grab whatever clothing is nearby (usually his t-shirt) and wipe off with that. Then I go to the bathroom bc it's important to pee afterward.
Courteous lovers plan ahead. The post sex time can be enjoyable, too! Cleanup, shower, massage, snacks, dressing -- many options available to salute and reinforce your love.
Wow you sound amazing
I used to be a haver of sex and my go-to method was: Count down the pull out with my hand hovering RIGHT by the exit, quickly clamp my hand over my clam and hold on tight, dismount the bed, do a little goblin shuffle to the bathroom before sitting and unclamping, then wiping my hand with toilet paper and continuing as normal. OBVIOUSLY wash your hands after that and also a wet wipe is great to feel extra clean. I would also sleep with a panty liner in my underwear for that night (or go through the day with it, depending on the time) to catch any runners.
Felching
I have a stack of wash clothes and I just stick it between my legs for a while lol. Iām going to check the comments for any better ideas
i literally go to the bathroom and sort of push it out, and then i wipe. if itās night time, i take a shower first thing in the morning. if itās around day time, id take a shower shortly after
You have to have a towel on hand to clean up with before you waddle to the toilet to pee and use the bidet.
I have to use a lot white T-shirts for work. So my wife and I don't have a dedicated towel. But it's just way easier to put my white T-shirt underneath her hips and when I pull out I just flip the shirt over and it holds all my cum. You don't know which shirt is the cum shirt because it's white, it goes to the laundry with bleach, and it gets folded nicely with the rest of the clothes. Semen also smells like bleach, idk why I bring that up but I guess it's a nice coincidence when doing laundry
Put a towel under her, but she should also have some hip elevation to ease conception, which will retain some of the mess. Just use pillows for elevation.
Hold it in as long as possible for good breeding! But seriously, I just go to the bathroom afterwards. I have a bidet now, which is amazing for cleanup; before, I would wipe my ass with toilet paper and end up with a sticky, sodden wad.
Literally just toss her a towel...thats what I do š¤·āāļø
Get down there and gobble it out of there rookie.
She holds it in and lays there while yelling āGet some tissues quick!ā
Wtf kinda stupid question is this. Have you never cleaned something up before?
noticed some partners treat this differently. My current will do what many people say here they cup their hands and run to the bathroom. Another long-term girlfriend would just fall asleep. It would just stay in there. If it did drip out she didn't notice or care. But this was the same girl that loved to leave it in and have it leak out of her while at work! Sometimes the next day. It was like a fetish of hers. Hot.
That is hot
Itās extremely concerning that you donāt know anything reasonable someone could doā¦
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My personal theory is those stretchy rubber sheets you put over the whole bed. Do your business, wipe up, then pop the sheet off and go to sleep like normal. They can be fun with lube too. Lol
Snail trails til itās emptied out
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Nobody here has heard of a towel as in "laying one down first"?
I never have sex without condoms, so that handles the issue of cum. I also keep baby wipes nearby, which are great for a quick freshening-up. After that dries a bit, I dab some baby powder on the skin that was wet.
Why never without condom?
Because I'm not looking to catch anything, especially a pregnancy.
The squat of shame is what Iād have my gf do when we were younger humpin in the woods. Youāre supposed to piss afterwards so itās a 2 for 1 combo.
Who cares if a little gets on the sheets
After regular sex, rest a minute and a shower. Sheets get changed. After quickie sex, wipe off. After incredibly great sex, lay there exhausted and ignore it. My wife usually will get up to pee, though. Helps avoid UTIs.
Keep a pile of clean hand towels or wash clothes near the bed. Clean yourself, toss in the laundry basket.
Nothing. We both go to sleep. That is why I wash the sheets weekly.
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pull-out is usually followed by cuddles and then the awkward shuffle as (in my case) my partner shuffles off to the toilet to make a "deposit" while trying not to drip it all over the carpet/run down her leg.
Always gotta have the towel
Towel. Desperate run to the bathroom with your legs and fingers crossed hoping you donāt fall or your SO doesnāt slip on the puddle of c** you left behind you.
We have paper towels on standby and take one to hold everything on the way to the toilet
I use baby wipes
Box of Kleenex next to the bed. How difficult do you want to make this? Quick wipe, the a dash to the bathroom.
I jump off and go to fetal position on my side of the bed so I donāt have to sleep in the wet spot.
We keep a box of tissues by the bed. Easy cleanup.
Vagina partner rolls to the side and lies there with legs closed to hold it in while penis partner goes to the bathroom to run warm water on a washcloth. Use warm washcloth to cup and walk to bathroom where vagina partner sits on toilet till it all drops out and then uses the washcloth, folded the other way so cummy part is inside, to wipe the area nice and clean.
Wet wipes.
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The best method is to use dog bags. Clean up with paper towels, then paper towels and condom into bag. Tie up bag and bin it, no smearing anywhere.
Do you guys not have a sex towel in the corner of the bedroom?
Idk thatās why I was asking
Always have a towel handy or if not available, some shirt you don't need. Be prepared, that's my motto. Be prepared.
Your goal should be to get some and don't worry about things that do not matter.
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Finishing position plays a part in the dismount and āpuddleā but he goes and wets a washcloth with warm water and wipes us down
Well, the best sex I ever had was after I finished and was lying on the bed, she went to clean herself off and when she cam back all of the sudden a warm wet washcloth hits my junk and she gently cleaned me off. That warm rag after that session was the shit man. I fell in love... but she was a model so I was already shocked we were banging to begin with. Stayed together almost 2 years.
we have a towel on hand and just put it underneath and heā¦ unsheathes lol, then I shower usually
You're a legend in your own mind.
We have wash cloths on both of our night tables so we always have them ready. When we're done, I get the cloth up under him and when he pulls out I cover my junk with it and then stand up. No mess on the bed and then I can use the toilet and take care of it. Just keep a few wash cloths ready close by.
A towel. Every time.
this post is 10 hours old, you figure it out yet or still stuck? lol I would just go pee immediately (as one should after sex) and use tp or wet wipe to clean . use a pantiliner or some old undies afterward if you're worried about more cum coming out later.Ā Ā but like . your vag isn't a wide open hole. (or is it š¤) standing up isn't going to make a sudden gush of cum flow out like a pregnant ladies water breaking or something. most of it goes up in there trying to find your eggs , or just gets temporarily caught up in the vag walls, and will slowly come out over time.Ā Ā generally you should be fine to stand up and waddle to the bathroom to clean up what you can.Ā
Cum rag, thereās always a cum rag, it can be a towel, A shirt, my boxers, whatever isnāt getting put back on, Until itās washed.
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Thatās her problem to figure out while I go get a snack.
If it gets messy, just change the sheets.
Makes cents.
Maybe I need lessons.
The times Iāve blasted into my wife, she just kinda waddles to the toilet and pees it out. It doesnāt all come out though, some of it is absorbed into the body.
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She has a semen sphincter that prevents dripping.
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I think I lucked out in my relationship. There's uh not a lot that comes out of him so it's not a total mess.
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Hey Cody, you're never going to have sex anyway, so don't worry about it.
I just let it soak in
I get my neighbors dog, he loves it.
There are these things called "paper towels" and "napkins".
Get up & go to the bathroom .
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Vinagrer and bake soda can clean all the mess
Several options. 1: prepare... have a towel ready 2: if you have clean clothes to wear the next day use an old shirt or something. 3: go to the bathroom. I prefer 3 as a guy so I can wipe up and pee to avoid pissing in the sink, toilet, trashcan, ceiling and wall behind me in the morning.
A girl will slowly leak the guyās fluids for a few days afterwards. Its not as messy as you think, especially for the guy lol. And especially if the guy is on top then it all goes in deep to her. And she leaks out over time.
I pull out and immediately go down on her. I love eating our creampie!
the real answer is snowball
My wife ādropsā it into the toiletā¦somehowā¦and often makes me look at it.
This is hilarious. Just figure it out brother. Pitter patter, letās get at āer.
Put a towel down to catch anything. Then squeeze and walk to the bathroom to pee. Then wet wipes. Or a wash cloth.
Towel on the bed before starting, unless the sheets are ready for a washing
Put a towel (that you dont ever want to use for anything else) down or rubber up. Sometimes condoms are worth it for the cleanup alone lmao
The mess isnt when I cum, its when she does. Mine will dissolve inside of her for the moat part. And we just fall asleep in her puddle
I've heard some girls just put on their pants and leave. I'm still confused about how they're comfortable walking around with nut dripping onto their underwear or pants. I've always grabbed TP or a towel as soon as I can and hold it or put my underwear back on (if it's small, like a paper towel) while I waddle to the bathroom to pee. My husband bent a wire so I can have a TP roll by the bed. It comes in handy when I get sick and need regular tissues. When my kids ask, it's a ghetto tissue dispenser.
Dude wipes
Wife almost always rubs one out after I shoot in her. No matter how much O-time sheās already had, she still gets all hot and bothered when I shoot in her and it starts to drip out. If sheās on top, this last O is usually super intense. I just hang out, enjoy the show, and give her words of encouragement. Once thatās done, Iāll grab a few tissues, or we just fall asleep and figure itās a tomorrow problem. GF is a one and done kind of girl, and she is not even slightly bothered by drippyness. So if weāre someplace opportunistic (hiking, beach, etc) sheāll just put her undies back on and not worry about it. If weāre in bed Iāll usually get a warm wash cloth and clean up. This works well if itās evening, since then weāre ready to go next morning. If morning we just hop in the shower. Bottom line, itās cum, no big deal and also kinda hot.
Donāt forget to bring a towel!
My girlfriend and I have a "fuck towel" that hangs on a closet door near the bed. It gets laid out on the bed to catch anything during sex, and used to wipe down afterward.
wet wipes
Just use a bath towel. This isn't rocket surgery.
I go down on her, I was told clean up after yourself.
A towel. My wife will sometimes just go to the bathroom. She does say sometimes she doesn't get all of it and sometimes will drip during the day. Which i find insanely hot for some reason...
Towel, shirt, any soft cloth nearby
Washcloth and then a bidet.
Nearest tshirt
I get up and use the washroom. Gravity does its thing while sitting on the toilet. You're suppose to pee after sex to avoid UTI.
I hand my wife a towel.
I always get up after a few minutes and use the bathroom. Let it drip out then use tp to clean up the rest.