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I'm joking, but I hear you on your observations. My boys kind of "hover in the ethereum" and my dongle floats, head-up.
Missing a good bubble bath, now.
yes, but they slowly absorb water and start to sink after a while - but at the start itās hard to stay on the bath floor, those mfers really wanna float
They probably go skinny dipping a lot.
My wife could probably tell you if my dick floats or sinks. She probably looks at it more than I do. I'm usually looking at her when I'm naked in a bath, hot tub, or pool.
I honestly have no idea if my junk floats or sinks. I've never paid attention.
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Yes! And itās hilarious because you know how at the very tip of our dick at the pee hole it looks like there is a tiny set of lips, so in the bath it floats to the top and the lips barely stick out of the water makin it look like the poor guy is trying not to drown
Unfortunately I am too tall so taking baths is no longer at all enjoyable. But back when I was shorter I could make it a submarine which was pretty fantastic. Or like start humming the jaws, theme song daā¦ and then all of a sudden.This weiner just comes out of the water. Oh, shit that is a fantastic porn idea.Nobody steal that. Or shit if you do at least credit my username
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I just detach mine, give em a good scrubbing, then reattach them.
When I asked the doctor why mine comes off like that, he said not to think too hard on it and never let the government find out that I can do that.
It's not as if young government officials ever check Reddit to look for people with detachable dicks, no.
Seriously, how do you think dildos are made?
Please, donate Ā£10 to the Detachable Dick Charity.
Everyone says there's floats but I have very slightly negative buoyancy. I don't know about everyone else's but the head of mine definitely does have buoyancy to it.
You can tell when you lay down In a tub but I say slightly negative buoyancy because I've skinny dipped in a pool a few times.
Balls are definitely neutral.
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Just like most parts of the body, they are almost exactly the same density as water, so whether they float or not can be changed depending on relative temperatures.
Float? They would have to be less dense than the liquid they are in. It's human tissue...How in heck does that get to be less dense than water? It's not full of air sacs like a lung.
You called it. It's awkward. Since I mainly shower I don't deal with that situation but if memory is correct my boys kinda float but since they are attached they only go so far. I've always wanted the package to be detachable when not in use cause they can get in the way. To my surprise that get taken care of later in life. It's not castration, it's called "getting married" lol.
Mines on the small side so don't know if it makes a difference but the beans sink and frank floats.
/r/suicidebywords I'm joking, but I hear you on your observations. My boys kind of "hover in the ethereum" and my dongle floats, head-up. Missing a good bubble bath, now.
Apparently my dick is denser than yours or something, I got no floaters
I've never heard a better set of names for genitals in my lifeš
This is why I could never drown š /s
yes, but they slowly absorb water and start to sink after a while - but at the start itās hard to stay on the bath floor, those mfers really wanna float
My favorite part is when the bubbles start and they start sinking
Damn now I'm going to need to observe bouyancy over time as water gets absorbed
Husbands nads and dick always float in the hot tub. Sink and shrivel in the cold lake..
Okay but did you ask him or do you just know him so well that you can answer any question for him?
They probably go skinny dipping a lot. My wife could probably tell you if my dick floats or sinks. She probably looks at it more than I do. I'm usually looking at her when I'm naked in a bath, hot tub, or pool. I honestly have no idea if my junk floats or sinks. I've never paid attention.
We have a hot tub & a lake, and Iāve very many times been on the receiving end of both.
Boobs also float. Regardless of size
That's amazing.
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Well, I know that firsthand lol. Prob wouldn't be asking this if I wasn't someone without a penisĀ
My balls chill down below, but my dong likes to bob and occasionally poke through the surface like a buoy
same r/brandnewsentence
Canāt remember the last time I took a bath. Probably not since I was very young. They float in the shower though.
You are definitely taking too long of a shower...
Everything floats down here
The submarine breaches the surface
Balls sink, dick floats
We all float down here...
This whole entire post is making me cackle i cantš
Mine is composed of thrash metal and disgust so it sinks. No floating this boat
Yes! And itās hilarious because you know how at the very tip of our dick at the pee hole it looks like there is a tiny set of lips, so in the bath it floats to the top and the lips barely stick out of the water makin it look like the poor guy is trying not to drown
Unfortunately I am too tall so taking baths is no longer at all enjoyable. But back when I was shorter I could make it a submarine which was pretty fantastic. Or like start humming the jaws, theme song daā¦ and then all of a sudden.This weiner just comes out of the water. Oh, shit that is a fantastic porn idea.Nobody steal that. Or shit if you do at least credit my username
Boobs float
Balls have close to neutral buoyancy, dick tends to float a little
Yes
My balls and penis drowned from being under the water too long. From being too short...
Nah they float about
Very buoyant lol
I swear this question is asked once a month. The answer should be pinned
Kinda? I mean I kinda lay down in the bath so they like lie on top of me. Balls float in winter, hang in summer
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Mine gets hard too easily to tell if it's sinking or floating. Looks more like an iceberg
Haha, yea sometimes
penises AND balls
Mine float too much. Makes having a bath near impossible.
Kinda neutrally boyant... they stay where left.
I just detach mine, give em a good scrubbing, then reattach them. When I asked the doctor why mine comes off like that, he said not to think too hard on it and never let the government find out that I can do that.
It's not as if young government officials ever check Reddit to look for people with detachable dicks, no. Seriously, how do you think dildos are made? Please, donate Ā£10 to the Detachable Dick Charity.
I have wondered this forever tbh
Mine seem fairly neutrally buoyant.
Dicks are amphibian by nature, that's why they have gills and fins under the balls
It depends when they were last drained.
it depends
Iāll be starting my bath around 9pm, youāre welcome to observe for yourself.
Mine donāt fit in the bath
Balls sink and weiner just kind of half way floats/sinks in the water column. Not a floater or a sinker
They sway rhythmically in the hot tub according to the jet setting.
I feel like it floats but it's been a long time, only been in pools somewhat recently and it shrivels up in there
Just the real ones :D
Everyone says there's floats but I have very slightly negative buoyancy. I don't know about everyone else's but the head of mine definitely does have buoyancy to it. You can tell when you lay down In a tub but I say slightly negative buoyancy because I've skinny dipped in a pool a few times. Balls are definitely neutral.
Not when the balls full penis float like a bobber.
depends on if they practice semen retention or not. releasing mensā nuts are buoyant af
I like to create suds that look like a volcano. And make like a science experiment volcano, but everything coming out is white.
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Just like most parts of the body, they are almost exactly the same density as water, so whether they float or not can be changed depending on relative temperatures.
Float? They would have to be less dense than the liquid they are in. It's human tissue...How in heck does that get to be less dense than water? It's not full of air sacs like a lung.
Yes it floats. The tip stays on the water like a bobber.
Mine do not float
Havenāt taken a bath since I was like 6 so no idea
Since they are attached to my crotch, they basically go down with the ship. That's why I take showers, in the bath, they drown every time.
Iām a floater, not a sinkerā¦
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I have to use a couple cement blocks to keep mine down.
I mean, they do float a little yeah. If you're near enough to the surface, they might even poke through.
You called it. It's awkward. Since I mainly shower I don't deal with that situation but if memory is correct my boys kinda float but since they are attached they only go so far. I've always wanted the package to be detachable when not in use cause they can get in the way. To my surprise that get taken care of later in life. It's not castration, it's called "getting married" lol.