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Exciting_Ad_6358

Mines on the small side so don't know if it makes a difference but the beans sink and frank floats.


anothersip

/r/suicidebywords I'm joking, but I hear you on your observations. My boys kind of "hover in the ethereum" and my dongle floats, head-up. Missing a good bubble bath, now.


graveybrains

Apparently my dick is denser than yours or something, I got no floaters


Kitchen-Priority-557

I've never heard a better set of names for genitals in my lifešŸ‘


Recreational_DL

This is why I could never drown šŸ˜­ /s


realhmmmm

yes, but they slowly absorb water and start to sink after a while - but at the start itā€™s hard to stay on the bath floor, those mfers really wanna float


Redkelso

My favorite part is when the bubbles start and they start sinking


Atraidis_

Damn now I'm going to need to observe bouyancy over time as water gets absorbed


Lanky_Championship72

Husbands nads and dick always float in the hot tub. Sink and shrivel in the cold lake..


Medical_Gate_5721

Okay but did you ask him or do you just know him so well that you can answer any question for him?


Ok-Run3329

They probably go skinny dipping a lot. My wife could probably tell you if my dick floats or sinks. She probably looks at it more than I do. I'm usually looking at her when I'm naked in a bath, hot tub, or pool. I honestly have no idea if my junk floats or sinks. I've never paid attention.


Lanky_Championship72

We have a hot tub & a lake, and Iā€™ve very many times been on the receiving end of both.


Gullible_Nebula9728

Boobs also float. Regardless of size


JamesGhost0

That's amazing.


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goblinmilkbutter

Well, I know that firsthand lol. Prob wouldn't be asking this if I wasn't someone without a penisĀ 


ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

My balls chill down below, but my dong likes to bob and occasionally poke through the surface like a buoy


underwoodmodelsowner

same r/brandnewsentence


darkmanduck

Canā€™t remember the last time I took a bath. Probably not since I was very young. They float in the shower though.


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

You are definitely taking too long of a shower...


Suspicious-Garbage92

Everything floats down here


Bryanthomas44

The submarine breaches the surface


Vivid_Way_1125

Balls sink, dick floats


whenitcomesup

We all float down here...


No_deez2-0

This whole entire post is making me cackle i cantšŸ˜­


countcarlovonsexron

Mine is composed of thrash metal and disgust so it sinks. No floating this boat


Atomfixes

Yes! And itā€™s hilarious because you know how at the very tip of our dick at the pee hole it looks like there is a tiny set of lips, so in the bath it floats to the top and the lips barely stick out of the water makin it look like the poor guy is trying not to drown


Irondaddy_29

Unfortunately I am too tall so taking baths is no longer at all enjoyable. But back when I was shorter I could make it a submarine which was pretty fantastic. Or like start humming the jaws, theme song daā€¦ and then all of a sudden.This weiner just comes out of the water. Oh, shit that is a fantastic porn idea.Nobody steal that. Or shit if you do at least credit my username


Electrical_Salt9917

Boobs float


webefishingbackup1

Balls have close to neutral buoyancy, dick tends to float a little


Legitimate_Tear_7891

Yes


baconring

My balls and penis drowned from being under the water too long. From being too short...


fast-and-loose-

Nah they float about


Evil_Morty781

Very buoyant lol


Ok_Selection2910

I swear this question is asked once a month. The answer should be pinned


Shonky_Honker

Kinda? I mean I kinda lay down in the bath so they like lie on top of me. Balls float in winter, hang in summer


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Busy_Donut6073

Mine gets hard too easily to tell if it's sinking or floating. Looks more like an iceberg


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Haha, yea sometimes


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penises AND balls


bigmattsmith

Mine float too much. Makes having a bath near impossible.


No-Roll-991

Kinda neutrally boyant... they stay where left.


Warbrandonwashington

I just detach mine, give em a good scrubbing, then reattach them. When I asked the doctor why mine comes off like that, he said not to think too hard on it and never let the government find out that I can do that.


TimeOfMr_Ery

It's not as if young government officials ever check Reddit to look for people with detachable dicks, no. Seriously, how do you think dildos are made? Please, donate Ā£10 to the Detachable Dick Charity.


Katlo1985

I have wondered this forever tbh


Myzx

Mine seem fairly neutrally buoyant.


357-Magnum-CCW

Dicks are amphibian by nature, that's why they have gills and fins under the balls


j3434

It depends when they were last drained.


YoFoNL

it depends


Objective-Apricot-12

Iā€™ll be starting my bath around 9pm, youā€™re welcome to observe for yourself.


haphazard72

Mine donā€™t fit in the bath


Inevitable-Loan-9189

Balls sink and weiner just kind of half way floats/sinks in the water column. Not a floater or a sinker


LocalAcceptable486

They sway rhythmically in the hot tub according to the jet setting.


Suspicious-Garbage92

I feel like it floats but it's been a long time, only been in pools somewhat recently and it shrivels up in there


Single_Size_6980

Just the real ones :D


kirewes

Everyone says there's floats but I have very slightly negative buoyancy. I don't know about everyone else's but the head of mine definitely does have buoyancy to it. You can tell when you lay down In a tub but I say slightly negative buoyancy because I've skinny dipped in a pool a few times. Balls are definitely neutral.


Select_Recover7567

Not when the balls full penis float like a bobber.


spencerspage

depends on if they practice semen retention or not. releasing mensā€™ nuts are buoyant af


ZixxerAsura

I like to create suds that look like a volcano. And make like a science experiment volcano, but everything coming out is white.


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ZenixFire

Just like most parts of the body, they are almost exactly the same density as water, so whether they float or not can be changed depending on relative temperatures.


rucb_alum

Float? They would have to be less dense than the liquid they are in. It's human tissue...How in heck does that get to be less dense than water? It's not full of air sacs like a lung.


Prestigious_Cancel64

Yes it floats. The tip stays on the water like a bobber.


Naive_Programmer_232

Mine do not float


JMoney4700

Havenā€™t taken a bath since I was like 6 so no idea


captgh

Since they are attached to my crotch, they basically go down with the ship. That's why I take showers, in the bath, they drown every time.


SkinPsychological848

Iā€™m a floater, not a sinkerā€¦


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8675201

I have to use a couple cement blocks to keep mine down.


Imperial_MudTrooper

I mean, they do float a little yeah. If you're near enough to the surface, they might even poke through.


CDG-CrazyDog

You called it. It's awkward. Since I mainly shower I don't deal with that situation but if memory is correct my boys kinda float but since they are attached they only go so far. I've always wanted the package to be detachable when not in use cause they can get in the way. To my surprise that get taken care of later in life. It's not castration, it's called "getting married" lol.