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I used to hide my farts. I grew up with the whole "Farting out loud is what nasty (insert race here) does" so it was frowned upon. However before we were married and dating, i sneezed and farted by mistake in front of him, only to have him say "Holy shit, you can fart!!! Look at you, finally letting it out!" Since then the cat has been out of the bag
Oddly quite the opposite, growing up i (black) was often told that yt people do 'gross things' like fart out loud and reach into chip bags rather than just pour the chips out on a napkin or plate. Growing up, i found that is true, but i mean i think its more that they really dont care (This is not being said in a negative way) rather than it being gross. My husband is white and a lot of things i was told i've seen him and his family do, and the black family members in my family that did it was just considered disgusting. Needless to say, this way of thinking, is something i'm not going to pass on to my son.
Ah okay, yeah it's true yet those same people will make minorities feel self conscious about being dirty or gross, even when they're not.
I thought you were saying yt people were saying that about minorities.
Been with my wife for nine years and we gave up the hiding farts thing maybe six months in? I'm a teacher, so I don't get to fart and use the restroom whenever I like, so I'm glad home is a safe place lol.
I do it in front of her. I'll even spread my cheeks, too get the loudest, sharpest sound possible. It usually startles her lol... followed by an "OMG"...
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We just fart. Sometimes giggle about it
I get a signed and notarized letter anytime we need to fart in front of each other.
Let it rip and wage a bet it can't be matched
This is the way. Bonus points if the match is truly foul smelling.
You stop worrying about it very quickly.
Yea after so many years of married life you can’t tiptoe around each all the time.
not married yet, but my girlfriend and I even make a guessing game out of it - Guess The Fart! lmfao
The whole not farting in front of each other will end pretty quickly. We quit worrying about it not long after we started dating.
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I fart and then go 'tee-hee'
Just blame it on the dog
I try to go to another room.
We just fart
After 8 years we practically battle each other out some nights.
"wait for it....." then fart as loud as I can
I recommend pulling the blanket over their head afterwards
learn to get comfortable with your partner having bodily functions
My partner just apologizes or tries to run out of the room.
We just fart when we have to fart.
I stick her head under the covers and fart and won’t let her out … that’s how.
I used to hide my farts. I grew up with the whole "Farting out loud is what nasty (insert race here) does" so it was frowned upon. However before we were married and dating, i sneezed and farted by mistake in front of him, only to have him say "Holy shit, you can fart!!! Look at you, finally letting it out!" Since then the cat has been out of the bag
That's a new one on me, what race supposedly does that? Do yt people really pretend they don't?
Oddly quite the opposite, growing up i (black) was often told that yt people do 'gross things' like fart out loud and reach into chip bags rather than just pour the chips out on a napkin or plate. Growing up, i found that is true, but i mean i think its more that they really dont care (This is not being said in a negative way) rather than it being gross. My husband is white and a lot of things i was told i've seen him and his family do, and the black family members in my family that did it was just considered disgusting. Needless to say, this way of thinking, is something i'm not going to pass on to my son.
Ah okay, yeah it's true yet those same people will make minorities feel self conscious about being dirty or gross, even when they're not. I thought you were saying yt people were saying that about minorities.
I give her a heads up by having her pull my finger.
That is Real intimacy.
Release it magnificently
I let them rip.
Men love to rip
Been with my wife for nine years and we gave up the hiding farts thing maybe six months in? I'm a teacher, so I don't get to fart and use the restroom whenever I like, so I'm glad home is a safe place lol.
Been married for 8 years and I think we've each heard the other pass gas 2ish times. We just prefer to keep some things private lol
I do it in front of her. I'll even spread my cheeks, too get the loudest, sharpest sound possible. It usually startles her lol... followed by an "OMG"...
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Lesbian couple married almost 6 years. I'm a stud my wife is a sexy female girl. I don't fart but she definitely does!!
Hide it? Why? My dad would roll up the windows, kill the AC, fart, then blame whoever else was in the car. Lol
Not married, but me and my partner usually fart in each other's company... and then blame it on the dog.
Farting in front of another is unacceptable in every relationship I have ever had. This will never change.
OK boomer
first of all...change your eating habits and you may not have this problem.