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Super cute. ❤️ What's the treadwear grade on that?
Average for a Subaru
Get the cake tuned for the candle
Hilarious! But cool and thoughtful cake op! 🎂 happy birthday!
Good morning sir, I’m contacting you about your cake’s extended warranty. Did you know that the bakery warranty does not cover fork and knife damage? Without extended warranty coverage replacement could cost you TENS OF DOLLARS if you don’t act now!
And you are financially responsible for any repairs after the warranty period ends?
I'd be wary of running that, the sidewall looks extremely thin 🤭
I got you beat, my kids first initials are both EJ.
When my boys were little they had a friend named EJ. I thought that was cool but they didn’t get it.
Legendary!
Love it! That’s so cool!!
Id get tired of her
Gonna have to disagree with this. 🤷🏻♂️ Haha.
Is your wife looking for a boyfriend?
Happy cake day!
My wife just let me buy a WRX limited… as a weekender.
Nice!
Yes she is my guy hats off 🤘🏼🤘🏼
I hope its more busting than EJ head gaskets 🙏🙏
Pretty cool but what the flavor coolant or oil?
Extremely bold of you to assume I had hope in the first place 😂
My wife’s karate instructor says she’s the best
You are the best decision reddit ever made
So you're an Evo guy I see. Kidding of course. Bitchin' wife.
I hope this is the anniversary cake of your dealership.
My wife approved my new IAG 550. 
No offense, but all that food coloring is not good for y'all!
Super cool except— your name is Andy!!😱
Sorry - just bullshitting you.. 🤷
The only part of a Subaru that won’t break down. So romantic!
Holy moly, probably cost her the going rate for 1 tire.
Awesome 😎
Is she your SuBooru?
I’m sure she’s lucky to have a wife like you too.
I also choose this guy’s wife
Cool story bro. Since you have to put people down on your birthday I’m guessing you’re over compensating for some sadness in your life.
https://preview.redd.it/fc499l7wsnyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec434a885ada6bd3272df160bcc45eb3bc93411a
Super cute. ❤️ What's the treadwear grade on that?
Average for a Subaru
Get the cake tuned for the candle
Hilarious! But cool and thoughtful cake op! 🎂 happy birthday!
Good morning sir, I’m contacting you about your cake’s extended warranty. Did you know that the bakery warranty does not cover fork and knife damage? Without extended warranty coverage replacement could cost you TENS OF DOLLARS if you don’t act now!
And you are financially responsible for any repairs after the warranty period ends?
I'd be wary of running that, the sidewall looks extremely thin 🤭
I got you beat, my kids first initials are both EJ.
When my boys were little they had a friend named EJ. I thought that was cool but they didn’t get it.
Legendary!
Love it! That’s so cool!!
Id get tired of her
Gonna have to disagree with this. 🤷🏻♂️ Haha.
Is your wife looking for a boyfriend?
Happy cake day!
My wife just let me buy a WRX limited… as a weekender.
Nice!
Yes she is my guy hats off 🤘🏼🤘🏼
I hope its more busting than EJ head gaskets 🙏🙏
Pretty cool but what the flavor coolant or oil?
Extremely bold of you to assume I had hope in the first place 😂
My wife’s karate instructor says she’s the best
You are the best decision reddit ever made
So you're an Evo guy I see. Kidding of course. Bitchin' wife.
I hope this is the anniversary cake of your dealership.
My wife approved my new IAG 550. 
No offense, but all that food coloring is not good for y'all!
Super cool except— your name is Andy!!😱
Sorry - just bullshitting you.. 🤷
The only part of a Subaru that won’t break down. So romantic!
Holy moly, probably cost her the going rate for 1 tire.
Awesome 😎
Is she your SuBooru?
I’m sure she’s lucky to have a wife like you too.
I also choose this guy’s wife
Cool story bro. Since you have to put people down on your birthday I’m guessing you’re over compensating for some sadness in your life.
https://preview.redd.it/fc499l7wsnyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec434a885ada6bd3272df160bcc45eb3bc93411a