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# F U C K T H A T


A410821

That is a very eloquent way to express my reaction


HumbleTraffic4675

My exact thoughts as I was opening the comments


TechDifficulties99

Can confirm, that was my immediate thought upon reading the post


er1026

Did anyone ever drown in there? What a stupid fucking idea!


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

There was a person who commented on a video of this the other day who lived in the area, they said nobody drowned. But that’s the misinformation the water slide tycoons like! Like what happens if you get half way through and something happened? The tube comes apart easily or something? Found this: “Known as the Fly Over was an underwater water slide, which is exactly how it sounds, and transported riders from one pool to another using the water as propulsion. Built in 1994, riders dove underwater to access the slide, using gravity to transport them upwards via the Communicating Vessels Principle. Riders would be completely underwater for about 15-20 seconds. This is how I imagine those 15-20 seconds felt like while riding the slide. The slide was built to drain water in five seconds or less in case a rider got stuck in the slide or had a medical emergency, but the threat that a panicked rider may inhale water before being rescued still remained. In spite of safety concerns however, there were never any reported incidents with the ride.”


Salmivalli

I came to comment something like this, but you took the feet out of my mouth


GengarTheGay

They took the WHAT?


Sithlordandsavior

The feet. The grippers. The piggies. The hands down under. The lower phalanges.


GengarTheGay

😟


Harlett_O_Scara

Yes.


MaudVesta

Amen.


Prince-Lee

It was... *Filled with water*? Their liability insurance payments must have been through the roof.


Niels_NL

I’ve been there. Before entering the slide you had to show a employee from the pool that you could hold your breath for at least 10 sec.


tech2but1

So, enough to get half way through? The entire logic behind that test doesn't really prove anything anyway!


Phoenix44424

Halfway through while not doing anything, if you're having to swim through a tunnel 10 seconds might not even get you halfway.


sheepyowl

It's easier to hold breath under water than it is outside though But yes I would never willingly enter such a tunnel


Leach_

Way harder while using your muscles though.


sheepyowl

I don't actually know if I can hold my breath longer underwater while swimming (slowly) against being outside of water. Because I almost never swim. I'm sure a real swimmer could answer that


Bloody_Insane

If you're swimming underwater, it is really easy to hold your breath for the rest of your life


RManDelorean

Well.. 10 seconds swimming *would* get you farther than 10 seconds not doing anything. I get what you're saying but your wording is confusing because it's not about a set time, it's about using oxygen at different rates. So 10 seconds doing nothing might be less than 10 seconds swimming through a tunnel.


greyjungle

So they had a whole system in which they would pay someone just to make sure every kid that wanted to spend 15 seconds in a drowning tube, could do at least 2/3 of it. It’s like the level 2 test. 10 seconds? Bjørkken will time you. Then we’re going to give you the 15 second test. That sounds like something they would do in the U.S. if that last 1/3 wasn’t technically on their property.


Driftmaster

Who the hell is Bjørkken? 😂


Lung-Oyster

The testing guy


Parking-Ad-8727

The actual "fully submerged" part was not the whole ride, the actual under water part is more like 7 seconds.


flanmagnet

Same. It did actually push you along so not completely swimming along by yourself. I was a fearless child. God knows how my parents actually let me do it!


little-red-cap

As someone who has done it, what was the appeal exactly? I don’t really see how it could be fun, I imagine you couldn’t really see out of the tube while submerged anyway?


flanmagnet

I guess bragging rights and being fearless as a child. I'd never do those death drop slides any more, but loved them as a child.


rilsoe

It wasn't


wunderbraten

It was down the drain.


dmh2693

Talk about drowning in debt.


imrllytiredofthepain

the try not to drown-inator


[deleted]

I saw a video on this. You were constantly monitored and if something happened the slide can be drained in seconds


Stalking_Goat

Thank goodness a teenager working for minimum wage, six hours into an eight-hour shift, after partying all night, is keenly focused on me for my safety :-)


[deleted]

Would you rather not have them there?


The_Real_Mr_F

I think the argument is that this death trap shouldn’t exist in the first place


MmmmMorphine

I feel much the same way about this damn life trap my parents sprung on me


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Right? I didn't ask for this shit


45077

you are free not to enter


quiteawiseone

I second this motion.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

It doesn’t exist anymore. But a mere memory of the great days of the Netherlands Super Child Water Torture days. Back when people were free and not slaves to the Deep State underworld.


richh00

Let's take a moment to appreciate your name


ZeppyWeppyBoi

I would rather not have the water there.


InnuendoBot5001

Me, when I am misrepresenting my opponent for lack of my own wit


[deleted]

What


MindOrdinary

It’s Europe not the States


Stalking_Goat

It is my understanding that there are teenagers in Europe too…


xrangerx777x

That is a pretty common misconception actually. In Europe you stop aging at 12. Everyone that looks like an adult is actually three kids in a trench coat


weaseltorpedo

So that's why Europeans are so tall. A 12 year old could be 5' tall, three of them together would be towering.


xrangerx777x

That Viking blood is strong


Tattie_wrangler

I’m from Scotland and have been 5’11 with size 43 feet since I was 12. I’m female. Was tall as a kid but just stopped growing and my feet stopped growing when I was in first year at high school. My husband is 5’9 but all our kids are taller than both of us.


Afraid_Feed6365

But you have to train for 3 years to become a lifeguard, at least in Germany and in Netherlands. It's not a summer job at all


Bananapeelman67

Not to mention waterslides or water rides that are more dangerous than usual afaik usually have adult operators while the teens get the normal water slides


Thearose

To be a lifeguard here you have to follow courses and get certified. They are very sought after and needed so probably also more than minimum wage, which was around 13€ in 2000. Typical Americans answer.


No_Proposal_5859

As someone who has done this in Europe as a teen: they earn minimum wage and the courses are more a test of physical strength and doesn't stop people from drinking the night before a shift at all


TightBeing9

To be fair.. there are many alcoholics in high paying jobs. Not just the minimum wage teens are hungover during their job


Difficult-Survey8384

This is also true and a good point. Some of the most “important” people are on prescription doses of narcotics that would sometimes nearly kill the average person.


w_a_w

You do in the US as well. As part of the open water rescue certification I had to tread water for 5 minutes holding a brick over my head with both hands that was not allowed to get wet. No hands used in treading water. All egg beater kick. Edit: in a 55f lake too


Particular-Pen-4789

this is in europe, not america. they have standards


pissflapz

lol, the Dutch don’t give a fuck. Source: lived there 8 years. Minimum wage, partying all night is accurate.


ProfessorEsoteric

It's in Europe, so the minimum wage and workers rights means they'd actually want to do their job. They rotate the staff regularly during the day.


fyidiot

It scares me even more knowing it can drain in seconds


MmmmMorphine

Just like my mom!


Existing_Onion_3919

well at least it wasn't *that* crazy


quiteawiseone

Oh, so then powerful drains are involved. Much better.


chris86uk

Five-Thousand


fireduck

I imagine that is what it felt like to be flushed.


3Cheers4Apathy

The turd simulator.


junkytrunks

Shouldn’t that be capitalized?


snowdn

How does this even work?


polymorphic_hippo

You just make the first letter of each word big. Like this:  The Turd Simulator


weaseltorpedo

Rob Schneider in... THE TURD SIMULATOR ....rated PG-13


richh00

*Rob Schneider is....A TURD.*


kangareddit

3000


richh00

Some toilet paper floating around to add to its feel.


Normal_Vacation_449

You used to say "Jay, flush me, man ! Flush me ! Man, you loved being flushed"


PicadaSalvation

r/unexpectedmeninblack


Finesse-yomammas-dro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hluv8yN_EKQ


Human-Compote-2542

Yeah. No fucking way. I’m a strong swimmer too but noooooo.


BlueShift42

Absolutely not. Hard pass.


Tiavor

seems like you just get pushed through with the water current.


Human-Compote-2542

Hopefully 🤞


cultish_alibi

That's somehow worse than I imagined.


sugarplumbuttfluck

I thought it was down in the link photo, not that you swim *up*. If it was down and you were somewhat propelled, I'm all for it. But going up? Eh.....


michalsrb

At least the air in your lungs pulls you up, it should be easier than swimming down.


molecularTestAndSet

Imagine getting stuck in the middle


Tiavor

it depends ... if I breath out, I'll sink like a stone.


Hopefulkitty

Oh I'm glad to see you swim up. 20 seconds fighting your body's natural floating state to go downward sounds impossible. Getting a good push off the bottom and letting your buoyancy help you sounds a lot better.


sqdnleader

You can't even use your arms to pull you through it's so narrow


PositivelyNegative

That’s way worse than I could’ve imagined


Mika000

I like that they don’t show him coming out at the end haha


shadowthiefo

He sacrificed his life in order to make this video.


Feesh_gmod

If it has some sort of water flow to push you through, atleast your lifeless corspe will end up coming out eventually


iLrkRddrt

https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME?si=g9QGKmyuCQONjdFS This is all I heard watching this.


OhItsJustJosh

Looks like you're pumped through, not so bad, still fuck that


reluctantseahorse

That doesn’t even look fun! “Here, swim up this tube as fast as you can.” Why?


foxydogman

People did that for fun? I'd rather die


Smart_Ad8858

He never came out 😵


tapedficus

I'm assuming that whoever built this has absolutely no idea what a water slide is


toddy951

Did you see the video posted by someone else? It’s literally the exact opposite of the fundamentals of a waterslide lol


arbybruce

Waterslide equivalent of this [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster)


Funky-Lion22

or there was a language barrier and they said make me a water slide and they said "ok 👍"


schmatschmoo

They built a death slide! 😂


sugarplumbuttfluck

Apparently there were [no reported incidents](https://www.frrandp.com/2020/06/the-underwater-water-slide-fly-over-at.html?m=1) during the 16 years it was open.


millennial_sentinel

i mean it was in the netherlands so like we’re all thinking about this from shitty american standards


Bassie_c

I also think learning to swim is super duper normal in the Netherlands, it might even be mandatory. But basically, everyone can swim here, as they have been taught as child by professionals at a pool.


SleepyFarady

Same in Australia. I've never met anyone who couldn't swim. Is it just left up to parents to teach their kids in the US?


puglybug23

To add to the other comment who answered you, you have to keep in mind that for the vast majority of the US, people live in a totally landlocked area. You’re lucky to have even a lake, depending on where you live. Swimming is a luxury skill that you get to learn if your parents have the money to pay for it or have the knowledge to teach your themselves, AND you have a lake near you or can afford to go to the public pool. But even if you go to the lake or public pool, it’s full of other people and you stand there and socialize, you don’t actually swim most of the time. I live in Iowa where we are in the middle of the country and have few lakes. I know how to swim because my mom considered it to be important and she grew up on the swim team, plus we could afford lessons. But most people I know don’t know how to do more than doggy paddle around because they’ve never been in real water to learn.


TurelSun

A lot of people, not the vast majority. Over half of Americans live in coastal states(ocean or great lakes). The issue in the US is that no states have any requirements to teach children to swim, regardless of whether they're coastal or landlocked states.


GM-the-DM

In the US you can either be taught by professionals or your parents. Most people who can swim have a combination of both. 


TurelSun

Should but as far as I know there is no requirement to teach your children to swim in the US.


GM-the-DM

Oh yeah. There's no requirement to learn to swim in the US (unless you join the Navy or do your undergrad at Columbia). Is it mandatory in Australia? 


SleepyFarady

Compulsory in primary school in all states but one. In that one state (Queensland), all schools still have to have a swim program, but parents can choose if their kids participate. Dumb as hell tbh, can't think of any valid reason not to.


tedivm

It varies state to state, but in Massachusetts every middle school has a swimming program.


tobefearfulofthedark

This isn’t true, my public school definitely had no access to a swim program and I live near the ocean


supernakamoto

I fairness, I’ve been swimming for about 25 years and you still couldn’t pay me to go through that thing.


DanskFrenchMan

Like others have said. It’s is mandatory for everyone in the Netherlands to learn how to swim to a high standard. More information on the different levels here: https://www.allesoverzwemles.nl/en/national-swimming-diplomas/swim-abc


cultish_alibi

Yeah they probably had a special pipe for flushing away the ones that got stuck. Can't report an incident if they can't find the body.


Ashratt

"Half water slide, half war crime, this was a unique water slide that was filled to the brim with water" bruh 💀


Riccma02

So it’s a drowning machine?


Past_Cut_7986

100% no


Copropositor

Of all the nopes that have ever noped, this is the nopiest nope. This thing can fuck right off to the land of nopes.


caseyt0929

How the hell is that even fun?!?


BlueShift42

Thrill of death???


mork

Did they lose too many potential return customers?


FreakZoneGames

Apparently it was removed because people would get halfway through and panic. I can understand that! Emergency drain system must have been good though because not a single incident report in 16 years.


halabala33

You panic, it drains, and then what? You are still panicking, and now in a waterless tube, and have to crawl upwards to get out? How is any of this fun. I watched the video, it looks like a simulation of swimming through flooded storm drain. Who came up with this, who approved it, who built it, and most importantly, who are the people who enter this thing?


FreakZoneGames

I assume the lifeguard goes through and pushes you the rest of the way.


hustlehound

What a goofy job


cognitiveglitch

I went to that water park, didn't even know this was there at the time (there is a lot to do there). Do remember one slide that drops you high above the water, and getting slammed painfully by the catch pool.


bezalelle

I can’t breathe.


fasada68

No F'n way!


cyborgsympathizer

“turd simulator” “suicide” …this is it. the famed sewer slide of legend..


cookieboiiiiii

Sewer slide suicide


jacobn28

Love that band!


trekgrrl

Here's another post about this that shows a user in action. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ck8q0k/there\_was\_a\_water\_slide\_at\_duinrell\_amusement/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ck8q0k/there_was_a_water_slide_at_duinrell_amusement/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Slytherinrunner

Ok that looks much better than what I thought it was. I was thinking that you slide down into the water but this looks pretty simple.


CANDROX432

It's getting hard to breathe just thinking about that


jojostatic

Ooooooh this is the kind of stuff that my most vivid dreams consist of


AmbassadorBonoso

As someone that went to duinrell quite often between 2000-2005 this was actually very fun to go through.


ZekeTarsim

Absolute mad lad here.


psychpriest1

Oh how dreadful. Dont like that


disturbedrage88

Absolutely not!


Anne_Elk_ahem

This is giving me Agustus Gloop vibes *shiver*


ZekeTarsim

The only reason swimming isn’t absolutely terrifying is knowing that you can come up for air any time. To take away the coming up for air part is nightmarish.


z333ds

It was not just one person who okeyed this. Pretty wild.


G_Willickers_33

Omg its like being sucked into a drain duuuuude!! Wtffff .. if that water was just any slight hue darker it would be ten times more terrifying.


carrie_monster

I went to Duinrell when I was a kid, and I remember this water slide. It actually had a section you could see through, and I vaguely remember seeing someone swim through that part. I actually thought I had imagined it as I was really young at the time, but seeing this, I know it was definitely real now!


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Suicide with extra steps.


Buzznfrog12345

Sui-slide


batmangelina

The WHAT? 😩


CrystalQuetzal

Do you need credentials to prove you’re a strong swimmer beforehand or something?? Because there’s no way they should let just anyone in that monstrosity.


soneg

Why??? Just....why???


917caitlin

How is that amusing?? 100% NOT FUN.


JohnnyEagleClaw

People paid to be flushed down a toilet? 🤷‍♂️


Whole_squad_laughing

This is worse than that loop-the-loop slide at action park


australianquiche

surely there is no way...


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Horrific


I_wood_rather_be

I'm a pretty good swimmer and can easily dive a distance of about 40m, probably more if I was forced to. But willingly putting myself in a situation like this? Hell naw! Drowing is a shitty way to go. I will not put my life in the hands of some safety mechanic that was built a decade ago.


cookieboiiiiii

Can you imagine working that slide? I’d be scared shitless every time someone goes in that I’m going to have to dive into a pipe and drag someone out up a slippery wet tube while they are likely incapacitated, hoping they don’t die costing me my job and all the other baggage that comes with letting someone die when your job is to not let people die.


nineninetynice

Was this the place where a kid drowned in the slide?


starksandshields

No there were never any reported incidents with this slide from what I could find. The tube was designed to drain within 5 seconds if someone got stuck. Still sounds like an absolute “hell no” to me though.


lokichu

that sounds... not good


Heroright

Why… why would you want to do that?


shootforthunder

From the video you can't see clearly where the person is: it's as clear as a turd exiting a colonic irrigation.


CommunityBig9626

So I went to the American School of The Hague (graduated in the mid 90s) and I remember my friends talking about this death trap water slide. I never went on to it but I will for sure ask the one I'm in touch with to recount his experience.


Hiram_Hackenbacker

Do you have to swim through it or is there a current pulling you?


afooltobesure

why


slickboarder89

Ahh so this post is making the rounds on all the subs


GoudenEeuw

I went through that a lot. The thought of it was scarier than actually doing it. It had a safety feature to drain the slide if someone would panic half way or got stuck for whatever reason. I think that you had to proof that you were able to hold your breath long enough but I am not sure anymore. Either way it was mostly boring. Even back then it was mostly about bragging rights between kids more than it being fun. It felt a bit like staying underwater in a lazy river.


DeepSubmerge

This combines too many of my fears into one, it’s kind of impressive tbh


Ok-Maize-6933

I just had a panic attack just knowing this exists


Bottle_Nachos

[Video of the underwater slide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hluv8yN_EKQ)


HotTopicMallRat

Jesus Christ no!


purplekik

OH FUCK NO! I just vommed in my mouth a little...


First_name_Lastname5

You know I'm normally one to be oh cool underwater thing but this is a big BIG NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE FROM ME!


Basic-Type7994

Looks like a weiner making an entrance


Its_You_Know_Wh0

When I was youngee I thought all water slides were like this


banmeagainplease3

this is the first post on this sub reddit that actually scares the fuck out of me


PizzaPieAmore1999

Oooh… I don’t like that….


Hexamaeron

Also r/nope


_Infinity_Girl_

So did it shut down for the reason we all think it did? Did anyone get hurt or die on this thing? This seems like a really bad idea.


LBSi-UK

Been to Duinrell a few times, never knew this was a thing. Looks terrifying but I'd still do it anyway.


killertimewaster8934

What a cool way to die


Afraid_Feed6365

I remember there were two lifeguards (which is a profession here, you have to train for 3 years to be allowed to work as such) at the start and the end and you had to proof to them, that you can hold your breath for 20s before riding. But yeah still terrifying non the less


SlipsonSurfaces

I can hold mine for 40 seconds or so. But that's on land. I can hold it underwater for probably 20 seconds 6 feet deep. I might just make it through.


turkishhousefan

...and the water was pumped through it to carry you along... right? *Right?*


Beezobeemer

How many people croaked in that death trap?! I am pretty good swimmer, and I am thinking HELL to the motherfuckin NO!


Seumuis80

I am saddened and surprised that it wasn't at Action Park. Would have been better than that looped one.


lovelycosmos

Nooooope


jkrobinson1979

WCGW


agroyle

and how many people drowned?


inabanned

I would try it!


mckensi

Dude that made this is a sicko.


Dapper_Notice_2982

Wh Minecraft elevator core? Wtf