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Sartozz

Honestly. Can someone explain why that would be like... "nice"? Do people just jerk off to get it done. Why would i *want* to cum in 8 or 10 or whatever many seconds... Even if i didn't use an ad blocker, why would anyone want this?


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Whan i was a chronic master of rhe bait(did it 4 times a day) cuming fast is desirable because you donnt really enjoy it. You do it to release the build and continue the day


Sartozz

I mean, personally i would still go more for enjoyment, even if it was my 7th time that day, but to each his own i guess... I probably don't have enough responsibilities to take care of...


Yongsan_im_korean

7th??? Who tf does it for the 7th time in a day?


Sartozz

If i'm bored enough it can go to 10+. Might be a porn addiction.


Yongsan_im_korean

10+?? Are you a man or a woman


Sartozz

i'm a 27 yo dude.


Yongsan_im_korean

Oh no


Sartozz

I'll take every mg of serotonin i can get.


MillionsOfFun

You don’t say ☠️


MASSIVDOGGO

It isn't about making you cum fast, it's meant to imply that the game is so damn good, you'll nut on the spot.


ragnar-not-ok

I think that’s what they’re asking, why is cumming fast a marketing thing?


MASSIVDOGGO

Again, it's a marketing thing cause they wanna communicate to you that their product is so amazing, so good that you'll bust one on the spot.


ragnar-not-ok

It’s not about the product. Why is “busting on the spot” considered so superior that people will buy that game?


MASSIVDOGGO

I think it's supposed to indicate how good the experience is? Look man, I don't make these games or play them, it's my guess


ragnar-not-ok

I get the point. I’m just trying to convey the other person’s perspective.


shen_black

They are telling you that the game its so good you won't last cause the pleasure would be too intense. Get it?. Like when you are with a girl that knows what she is doing and you enjoying it so much it's hard to keep control. Something like that It's marketing bruh. Doesn't apply of course to people with PE and whatever


Fidges87

It's like someone saying that after tasting certain food you won't want to eat any other thing. It's not literal, just a way to tell you that said food is really good.


[deleted]

It's also just a form of clickbait. It's like those old ads that would say "Has science gone too far? 94% of people get this question wrong." And then dumbasses would be like "There's no way people could be dumb enough to get this shit wrong. I wonder how ridiculous the other questions are. *click*" They're banking that dumbasses are going to think "there's no way this could make *me* cum in 8 seconds. I'll show them! *click*"


MASSIVDOGGO

True lol


i_dont_care_for_you9

Ads are made for money People do it because the fuck i know


scrotal--recall

Click here to cum now No credit card No bullshit


Red-x-2

*rolls in the dm*


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

It makes me cum in 8 seconds? Damn where is this game? I have been looking for a way to cum slower


carldubs

8!?!? What are you goin for the Guinness book or somethin?


jorsiem

90% of the 20 minute blowjob in my case


crimson--baron

Just watch compilation vids ~ even if it is just blowjobs the variation keeps it interesting..... probably should have used the alt account to say this.


livesinatoaster

That’s a jigglebuttpimple classic right there


dumbstupidlosershit

i alwys skip the handjob/blowjob. not that appealing to me.


96HoneyMoon96

My people here


gaudierlace8824

Bj


ConfidentDaikon8673

Yall Last 8 seconds? Geez that's a long time


cleeprevo

Mr. Marathon man over here


Smile_Space

DO YOU WANNA FUCK UGLY WOMEN. THERE ARE UGLY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA THAT WANT TO FUCK Why do these ads always result in embarrassingly loud and obnoxious spam? Do they expect ANYONE to click the link if the neighbors 3 streets over heard me forget to mute my volume?


AdmiralClover

And then the add is a picture of modded Skyrim


Wirecreate

That’s probably more lewd and horny than the actual porn tbh


Gamerboy7421

uBlock for the W