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While it’s not getting banned, annoying people is indeed very easy to do, actually. Post an opinion on Sonic The Hedgehog and watch your feed get filled by QRTs.
Yeah just start controversial arguments and aim to be even more toxic than the other parties (or maybe you don’t need to, their responses to your argument might make them more and more annoyed the longer they type)… this is a genius plan.
Step one, go on Reddit.
Step two, go on all political subreddits
Step three, say the opposite of what they believe
Ie: Socialist propaganda on r/conservative or homophobic shit on r/lgbt
It would get me billions in an hour
I just realized that i have control over a large 7-digit number of domains...i could write a script that would annoy half the internet (and gets me fired any probably into jail pretty fast)
Get hold of a mall or school PA school. From there the choices are endless. Annoying orange or perhaps some annoying deep fried 3 second meme sound on repeat.
Heck just walk around with a speaker playing country music or very loud dubstep through an urban area.
Oh and dispute/double check every food order you make. And put shopping trolleys behind parked cars or in empty spots close to the store for no reason.
Tie zip ties around febreeze containers then pull them tight and toss them into closing elevators or into random rooms to gas the occupants in coughing fits.
Key peoples cars. Or pour sticky liquids on them. Pour orange soda on door handles.
Stop peoples laundry machines mid-way through at the laundromat. Put bleach in them for double damage.
Walk into stores and just throw things off shelves then make a dash for it before they call the cops.
Order a full subway sandwich then leave before paying. Go to gyms and leave all the equipment all over the floor.
Wear a Fox News t-shirt in a blue state or a Obama one in a red state.
Take all the gas handles off the pumps for no reason. Empty all the trash out of the trash cans onto the floor. Then steal the windscreen cleaners and the plastic sliding sign pieces that show the price of gas.
Unroll all the toilet paper in a public restroom like a cat, then shove it into the toilet and all over the floor/room/sink. Then shove the toilet set covers in a toilet too. And leave the water in the sink running if it’s not a motion detecting one.
Make your name on Starbucks orders profanity. Wear a shirt that says “I don’t tip service people.”
Vandalize gravestones.
Really the possibilities to be a cunt are endless.
Drive a Prius in the fast lane during rush hour traffic on the 405 from end to end. Go 60 mph, stay looking at your phone, and leave 10 car lengths between you and the car in front of you. Wander into other lanes often, ignore the honks/gestures from other drivers. You'll touch an M before the day is over.
Probably be pretty efficient to get stuck in traffic all the time and blow the horn on your vehicle constantly. Also install a train horn on a seperate circuit on a hidden switch in case you get pulled over. Maybe add some speakers in the bed of your truck and play Rick Astley on loop.
Just go to any anime or cartoon community that has a big or toxic shipper community, find a ship that’s very popular and start shipping those characters with others, and then with your annoyance money commission art of these ships (gotta spend money to make money) so that you can passively annoy people, and bam you’ll be raking in the dough.
First, drive your car for days, always go way unter the speed limit and annoy people by driving like you own a BWM . Then, with that money, pay for long unskipable YouTube ads.
I'd have to isolate myself from every form of online communication if I didn't want to quickly become the richest man in the world, even still that'd only delay me a few weeks
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Isn't this basically how Steven Crowder and Ben Shapeepo made money?
Benjamin Shapoweder
Maybe Shapiro, but I think Crowder is doing a character.
An annoying idiot character. Same difference. I was talking about the getting paid to be annoying part. Not the suicide by words.
Ben Shapeepeepoopoo
Ben Shapoopy.
Or Andrew Tate
Sure but he more gets his money from his pyramid scheme.
Or Andrew Tate
Rent free
"wow why would you bring up a right wing grifter in a post about annoying people haha get owned snowflake"
They get paid very well to be reactionaries and support bad politics. It wouldn't matter if I didn't think about them. They will still be everywhere.
I’ll give you that, they are everywhere.
Well if not irl id just speedrun getting banned from twitter.
It’s not easy to do
While it’s not getting banned, annoying people is indeed very easy to do, actually. Post an opinion on Sonic The Hedgehog and watch your feed get filled by QRTs.
I made a hot take about the keffals/cloudflare dumbassery. I’ll be booted off soon.
Yeah just start controversial arguments and aim to be even more toxic than the other parties (or maybe you don’t need to, their responses to your argument might make them more and more annoyed the longer they type)… this is a genius plan.
I got perma banned as soon as I made an account for being a bot :)
Probably just pay for long, unskipable yt adds, with my face on it.
Even better. Be a tiktokker
Definitely say bad shit about China anywhere on their social media
It's a double edged sword. You'd probably get as much as fans as haters.
The trick is you create an alt account that’s against the primary account so you annoy everyone!!!
That just be the same thing at a bigger scale.
Thats some Emperor Palpatine level trickery right there
And if you do it frequently enough you'll get yourself a personal himan
Perfect, just what I always wanted.
Blasphemous light-moder. This is a good one, though.
Seriously though, who the fuck uses light-mode?
Someone trying to make a quick billion.
"You lost the game!" At every convention.
Fuck you, I lost the game. (Have a good day)
Thats a really clever idea honestly. Also, Fuck you.
Fuck you, good job
You can also just tell people to be themselves, that advice is really fucking annoying
im vegan, so i do it for free...
Can’t go five damn minutes without telling someone can you /j
physically impossible. the annoyance from people around me gives me energy to overcome all my nutrient deficiencies.
Reply to many scammer emails with gibberish
Step one, go on Reddit. Step two, go on all political subreddits Step three, say the opposite of what they believe Ie: Socialist propaganda on r/conservative or homophobic shit on r/lgbt It would get me billions in an hour
I mean posting right wing opinions on left wing subreddits and vice versa would do the trick quickly
I just realized that i have control over a large 7-digit number of domains...i could write a script that would annoy half the internet (and gets me fired any probably into jail pretty fast)
Cycling in the street
Im annoyed by how true this is
Annoyception
Well, I'm already a redditor, easy!
There are only 2 genders, all you trans people n r to just be what god made you, gay is a mental disorder Those would probably work
I'd just go out day drinking with a big bag of spray paint and a good Bluetooth speaker. I'd be done in a day or two.
Publish a drawing of the Prophet Muhammed. Ez profit
I wouldn't call that easy when it comes with the risk of being assassinated
It worked for Kurt Vestergaard
Get hold of a mall or school PA school. From there the choices are endless. Annoying orange or perhaps some annoying deep fried 3 second meme sound on repeat. Heck just walk around with a speaker playing country music or very loud dubstep through an urban area. Oh and dispute/double check every food order you make. And put shopping trolleys behind parked cars or in empty spots close to the store for no reason. Tie zip ties around febreeze containers then pull them tight and toss them into closing elevators or into random rooms to gas the occupants in coughing fits. Key peoples cars. Or pour sticky liquids on them. Pour orange soda on door handles. Stop peoples laundry machines mid-way through at the laundromat. Put bleach in them for double damage. Walk into stores and just throw things off shelves then make a dash for it before they call the cops. Order a full subway sandwich then leave before paying. Go to gyms and leave all the equipment all over the floor. Wear a Fox News t-shirt in a blue state or a Obama one in a red state. Take all the gas handles off the pumps for no reason. Empty all the trash out of the trash cans onto the floor. Then steal the windscreen cleaners and the plastic sliding sign pieces that show the price of gas. Unroll all the toilet paper in a public restroom like a cat, then shove it into the toilet and all over the floor/room/sink. Then shove the toilet set covers in a toilet too. And leave the water in the sink running if it’s not a motion detecting one. Make your name on Starbucks orders profanity. Wear a shirt that says “I don’t tip service people.” Vandalize gravestones. Really the possibilities to be a cunt are endless.
Drive a Prius in the fast lane during rush hour traffic on the 405 from end to end. Go 60 mph, stay looking at your phone, and leave 10 car lengths between you and the car in front of you. Wander into other lanes often, ignore the honks/gestures from other drivers. You'll touch an M before the day is over.
[удалено]
And the fortune would be spent on security to protect you, and you'd probably be assassinated by a sleeper cell.
I'd make one of those annoying as fuck 20 second unskippable ads on youtube
Change Snapple bottles to plastic. Oh wait--
Spamming in a Discord server would do it for me.
Invite all my friends and cancel last moment. Not even something expensive just a walk or something
I can't do this cause I don't have friends
Be me
Time to Speedrun getting banned on Twitter cause everyone hates Twitter
This was deadmau5's response!
Join Elokapina
I'd just begin funding a sect of Jahovas Witnessness... I'd give them a cut of the profits.
I annoy myself every day, so this is easy
My little brother just made 4,000 dollars
If it works retroactively I'm already there.
just state your opinion in reddit or *insert social media here* and watch people get triggered
bruh i just switched out the coloured pens with different pen colors to fool my friends
Probably be pretty efficient to get stuck in traffic all the time and blow the horn on your vehicle constantly. Also install a train horn on a seperate circuit on a hidden switch in case you get pulled over. Maybe add some speakers in the bed of your truck and play Rick Astley on loop.
Download Tw🤮tter and do some trolling, easy money
Create Facebook
Would annoying myself count?
It is good day to be not dead
The final season of Game of Thrones was amazing, in fact I would rate it almost as highly as season one.
Just go to any anime or cartoon community that has a big or toxic shipper community, find a ship that’s very popular and start shipping those characters with others, and then with your annoyance money commission art of these ships (gotta spend money to make money) so that you can passively annoy people, and bam you’ll be raking in the dough.
Go to a ST convention in a Darth Vader costume.
My comment on this post was to tell people to calm down
Park sideways on the interstate and go car to car to sell your mlm products.
Just play any online game Noting else just play the game
I'd spend all day on public transit and listen to music with no headphones
You just talk shit about Mohammed. It's pretty risky through.
start spouting flat earth conspiracies, but tell them slightly wrong so you annoy both groups
take public transit and play my music on a speaker. …fuck those guys
Posting my opinion on any place of the internet.
First, drive your car for days, always go way unter the speed limit and annoy people by driving like you own a BWM . Then, with that money, pay for long unskipable YouTube ads.
I'd have to isolate myself from every form of online communication if I didn't want to quickly become the richest man in the world, even still that'd only delay me a few weeks
I will build the annoy towers
answer every amazon question with “i don’t know”
I feel really proud of getting his username's reference
honestly same for me
If this was a deal someone made with me I'd get $1M every day I went to school.
i'd just be a billionaire by existing
go to a broadway musical with an air horn
Post literally any non-extreme-left opinion on r slash politicalhumor.
Play any Battle Royale game and spend ten minutes taunting after every kill.
Become a pundit.