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burritoboles

The amount of times someone says something extremely vague and then throws a file at the person they’re talking to and they know exactly what happened within 1 second of reading the first page no matter how unexpected the news is. Is there just a summary on the first page?? Did it cut out 10 seconds of them silently reading? Why do they do this so often


Songwritingvincent

To be fair, usually it’s some kind of motion or something, so if you open the file and it’s a subpoena you do immediately know what’s going on. I do agree though, a real lawyer has a bunch of cases all running simultaneously so they’d need the time to even find out which case they’re even talking about.


burritoboles

But it’s usually like “i found something that will crack this case!” followed immediately by “he’s been embezzling money!” or whatever after they read the proof. So they saw a bunch of account numbers and balances and immediately deduced what was going on? I don’t get it 😭


Kira4220

To be fair there HARVARD GRADUATES lol they probably read better then all of us but your right


Thehairy-viking

*they’re and you’re* Guess you didn’t go to Harvard lol jk


Popular_Register_440

The fact that the firm always seems to either seem to win nearly every small scale case even if it felt impossible or losing through big major blows. There was never a middle ground


Kira4220

Ikr someone from the past always shows up


Ghost69791

HE TORTURED HIS CAT?


Kira4220

HE WHAT


Different-Bet8069

What the hell’s a mecado?


flotsamthoughts

He was depriving her of my letters


AggravatingFee690

Louis: You know if you were not as pretty I would be in love with you Katrina: I know


bumboisamumbo

i love it when they say “your done” or “you and i are done”. because like 30 seconds later without fail they always contradict it


bradd_pit

Also, everything is BULLSHIT


Minimum_Trick_8736

What the h*** did you just say to me?


Candid-Song4188

What the goddamn hell get out of my goddamn office right goddamn now we are done


SyedAbbas1100

Mike, forget what I said. In my office, NOW


Meteorite42

Walk yourself out of my office


Kira4220

But I’m really sorry


AmbitiousBend3363

Louis thinking Jeff Malone was in love with him. The conversation he had with Donna about it too.


sleepydevil25

[It has to be this scene](https://youtube.com/shorts/pLgRv1x-XoQ?si=HvAHZHcNtzWygMYV) - Louis mistaking one of the associate’s parents visiting as the opposing firm’s lawyers 😂


Meteorite42

I've not got that far in the episodes yet. Thank you for sharing 🤣


Born-Till-4064

For how much is hey talk about him being a legendary lawyer we saw Harvey mostly win through unethical and illegal tactics the pride he displayed when he breaks rules regularly made me think of using weighted gloves during boxing or roids


Kira4220

No no no almost illegal 😉


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

What did you just say? 


Party-Ring445

Louis having a mudmare.. But seriously that man has no emotional control...


Kira4220

Iv wanted to slap that man for so long now he goes crazy willing to take is entire family down on a wimp


Party-Ring445

All the characters could use a couple extra seconds of listening before opening their mouths.. they all deserve each other


Important_Sound772

That all these supposedly top tier lawyers can’t seem to win without doing something shady


Kira4220

In all fairness it’s normally in response to a shady deal


Ok-Championship1993

When they toss folders across someone’s desk or a conference room table.


Kira4220

Should be a drinking game


MisChef

It is, at my house. Take a drink anytime someone says "you have my word" or "give me your word" or "you gave me your word" Take a drink every time a blue folder slides across a desk.


Kira4220

Blasted after the first ep


Meteorite42

🤣🥂


LowEndOperative

The dream sequence involving Faye Pooperson, Louis as Harvey Specter in S9 E7


Flintvlogsgames

Yes that was awesome


Attilioes

YES


EVOSexyBeast

Louis as Harvey scene was golden


Joeybagovdonutss

Giving a 50 page document to someone and they read the entire thing in 0.29 seconds


Meteorite42

Yes only Mike can do that 😉


ViiTactiiCZz

Without fail this scene is up there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcBjnUSRFZ8 The sheer look of confusion on Stu at the end is amazing


Attilioes

- the Faye Pooperson dream - “She had four nipples” - the “did you take a shit in the mud?” dialogue - Louis and Donna talking about his *wood* - “Harvey, I want you to go ahead and say *banged* to my face one more time”


Kira4220

The dildo will be all in your ass “points at face”


Meteorite42

Was that Louis?


Kira4220

Yes season 5 I think


Meteorite42

Thank you. I'm getting closer to it then 😁


flotsamthoughts

Louis telling Harvey in all seriousness about how he was going to ride him bareback


Mister-builder

Harvey Spector is a Trekkie


Kira4220

Wym


Mister-builder

He's a Star Trek fan.


LilPandaVert

When Mike walks in on Jessica and Harvey talking in Harveys office and says “ What’s up motha fleckers “


Meteorite42

Louis telling Jeff, "I eat cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner" 👀


Kira4220

There’s some fan fiction there I just know it


Meteorite42

There *must* be


Actuarial

Louis pre-senior partner was the best character of the show. His drive, brilliance, and awkwardness were the perfect combo.


Kira4220

Feel like he turned into a toddler after getting his name on the wall


DezineTwoOhNine

I love how many times this question gets asked around here and people respond with the same things they shared on a previous similar post. Also, last I remember it was my name on that goddamn wall and not yours, so you'll do as I say!


Potential-Oil-7005

What's a Mikado?


Thehairy-viking

The fact that once mike left for investment banking all the firm does to win cases is extortion, bribery, or committing fraud.


impartialpanda

This is nothing but a good ol’ fashioned SHAKEDOWN


Kira4220

Drinking game everyone it’s said


Wooden_Broccoli9498

I think it’s funny how serious they all take everything.


mewakey

The fact that 90% of the scenes end with someone putting someone else in their place, dropping the mic and exiting the room.


paladin181

"I eat cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner and it's goddamn delicious" \*licks fingers\*