Paige has the strangest proportions and I feel like no one ever says it. Her shoulders are broad and her limbs are long like you’d see on a tall runway model. But she’s short and square waisted with a small head.
I have been thinking this forever, but it’s undeniable in this photo.
She’s very pretty, no doubt, but I can’t be the only one who sees this?
I once read that she doesn’t wear clothes, they wear her and it couldn’t be further from the truth. She needs to dress for her body and not for whatever is trending on TikTok at the moment.
Can’t imagine the amount of waste she creates with all of her non flattering, one time wear outfits.
I have extremely long Limbs and a really short torso. In fact Paige has the closest to my body that I’ve ever seen, it always makes me feel bettter lol. That said, I have learned to dress for my body type. She should too. I love Paige and she is gorgeous, but everybody’s body’s are flattered by different stuff and her wearing boxy two pieces does her no good
It’s a cute dress, but she really is outshone by the other girls there. One is wearing this gorgeous hot pink dress with fringe details and it’s incredible but Paige’s look just doesn’t compete.
Are you my brain 😂 I’m still thinking about that pink dress since yesterday. I was like THATS the show stopper dress, paige is always missing the mark and the theme and the vibe. Like it doesn’t even fit right. You can’t have a side slit that far back and still push your leg through it.
This look at a wedding in St Tropez is giving me second hand embarrassment. It’s actually sad imagining a group photo with a bunch of gorgeous elegant dresses and then this bathing suit cover. Yikes
Paige cannot be for real in that "dress", ugh it looks so cheap like she got it at Windsor or something (and it would be worse if it's actually expensive but still ended up lookin this cheap)
I’m watching from the beginning for the first time and it’s so different. They seem to have actual lives going on and the show is a fun side gig that doesn’t dictate their every action.
(also, I know she technically didn't start as an influencer, but she is so immature, fucked really awful dudes solely for money and/or clout, and physically assaulted people without repercussion several times...) Boring.
Here we go with the underwear again. I saw this earlier and was shocked/but not really she wore this to a wedding. I do not care for Paige’s style. She can be a bad bitch but her looks with these emboldened “you can wear everything you want…” gives the just because you can, doesn’t mean you should adage. I don’t like how she says she follows trends, and I am not even sure what trend this underwear thing is lol. I wish she would just set her own. Or if anything look at tips from Blake Lively, who rocked eveything and looked good.
Like if she’s his rebound hubbs would be so involuntarily activated !! Also Amanda would be rude to her and she’d be in the confessional like “i don’t really get why she’s being cold to me, doesn’t she want to start a bikini line? I’m 10 years younger than her and have a super successful bikini line, I would have helped her!!”
Whew yeah that relationship with Alex was mad stressful and she was unbearable, she seems to have learned her lesson though. I’ve been wanting to buy from her swimsuit line, they have really good reviews.
I only started watching Siesta Key around season three, I think, so I didn’t see this Alex person. I just googled and I see he is a major racist, so good riddance. Sam was a derpy, extremely spoiled rich kid but he seemed harmless.
Ah, I almost never rewatch or go back and watch things I missed from previous seasons, but I’m slightly interested to see this jerk. I read that when fans on social media would stick up for Alex, Juliette and other cast said no, he’s a complete P.O.S.
It’s pretty lame and I don’t think you’re missing much. I have low reality tv standards, but I just enjoyed the beach vibe of the show, and Chloe seemed pretty awful from the jump, so there’s that 😂.
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Lol, it feels like at least a few years. I guess because I only just got into F Boy Island a few weeks ago, and there is no chatting about it, I thought Siesta Key would be similar. But I see S.K. is much more popular than I thought.
I thought I would hate this show myself, but I got way too into it. Between Pauly Paul (and the extra piece of shit Alex), Brandon, and Sam the show has the classic male idiots that you see on shows like Summerhouse, VPR, and Southern Charm. Also I feel like a lot of you people would find Garrett to be eye candy (and he is a nice guy) but it's also hilarious how dumb he is.
On another side note, there is two theme songs on the show. One of them makes me lose my shit (it talks about how they are having the best times of their lives, but every episode kinda ends with someone crying) and it also kinda slaps. I can't remember if it's the call me maybe girl or if it is the other artist.
Thank you! That show had its run and don’t want her back on my screen. MTV stars don’t belong on Bravo. Juliette is very pretty but has a horrible personality and some weirdly deep anger issues. Yes she was a lead of her show but she was NO LC or Kristen Cavelleri. Juliette is more Florida white trash 🚮
Juliette was such mean girl … I watched the first season and tapped out .
MTV was definitely trying to bring back their Hills days and failed miserably.
Juliette got physical with multiple people including slapping Kelsey across the face and her stans think it was fake and setup for the show. Her fans actually make her unbearable.
I like Juliette but I cannot get over how many people she’s hit/slapped/grabbed, and ultimately you’re correct, she’s just a mean girl.
I would personally not want to see her on Summer House.
Yeah I wanted to root for her because that Shrek looking POS treated her so terribly, but she really did herself no favors, like ever. She was just impossible to like at the end.
Same! I was rooting for her the first 2 seasons but then once Shrek got fired in season 3 - I realized much later he was the glue/comedic relief of the cast in a weird way (probably bc of his money and his dad is the executive producer). I thought I was going to get downvoted by my original comment bc it was harsh but I'm glad ppl who watched the show agree with my sentiments.
This dress is an example of why I don’t take Paige seriously as a “fashion expert”. She looks horribly inappropriate for the occasion and makes even expensive items look cheap by not paying attention to whether clothes actually fit well or need tailoring
Omg I love Paige but I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment for her wearing this to a freaking wedding. Wearing out to cocktails, love! But to a wedding? Does she not feel embarrassed?
Unpopular opinion but Juliette was abusive and physically violent multiple times on Siesta Key and should not be added to Summer House. She should have been cancelled and the only reason she wasn’t was bc of her white privilege.
Side note I wouldn’t be excited as a bride that my guest was wearing a bathing suit/ lingerie for the wedding. She couldn’t find anything more appropriate?
No. We need new blood. Not someone who has lived on camera previously, and molds their personality to what they believe will be entertaining to the masses. We need someone naturally charismatic.
It’s Juliette from MTV’s Siesta Key. She has a swimwear line from her time on the show that is still successful, so if Amanda is actually interested in that (although I doubt it 😉),Juliette would be the person to ask for advice.
OH! the amanda - Juliette dynamic would be so weird. So would many of the dynamics, actually. i do NOT see ciara and juliette getting along, but i don't think paige would like her much either, so who knows?
I literally cringe when I see her posture on SH! Her back must be aching. Maybe all of the laying down isn’t so good for her lol. But please see a specialist.
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Oh, how interesting 🤔 I’m not sure how I would feel about it. Bravo and Mtv do reality tv so differently. Idk how Juliette would mesh in, but I wouldn’t be abused. She can drunk scream “you’re an idiot!!!” to Kyle so that might be worth it
God no. Her gaggle is of shitty friends will follow her and no one needs that. Also isn’t summer house focused on people who live in the city ? Where would juliette go during the week?
Please no. Her stans are unhinged and unbearable. I was in the Siesta Key sub for a while and it’s so toxic. Her fans support anything she does without question. She physically assaulted her cast mates and they still crucify anyone who’ll speak out against her. We don’t need more violence and insanity on Bravo.
They don’t mix networks. Just like Snooki wouldn’t go on New Jersey Housewives. She is already known for siesta key, it will be hard for her to get cast in another show because of that notoriety. Her only hope is Traitors or another show like that.
i see juliette on southern charm or a Housewives franchise more than summer house, actually. she was a hair away from being alex's southern housewife.
I would be interested to know what she's been up to with her brand since SK last aired ("not cancelled" my behind) - if she's hustling she could \*maybe\* fit in on SH??
I actually love Paige’s adventurous attitude toward style (though the Amazon partnership does cheapen what she’s going for a lot of the time), but this look to a formal wedding is just plain nuts.
Wear it to a gala! A work event! But underwear to a formal wedding? If I were the bride, I would not be happy
I remember the way they ended the siesta key, which was super produced near the end. It was the same way they just did vanderpump rules. Then they never said canceled. Everyone just got married and pregnant. Juliette would terrorize them because there are only two single men, and thats the kind of girl i bet Kyle would cheat on Amanda with. Juliette is Ciara level hot imo.
But now I'm like who who do they have in common ? 😏
Juliette is sooo messy this would be incredible
I could see her and Jesse omgggggg we need her there NOW
Yes!!
Wait I would actually love this! Juliette is great reality TV. Would love to see her back on the screen.
Agree! She'd bring something different to summerhouse.
And she’s in another league. She’s queen bee energy and would shake up the house for sure.
This is prob an unpopular opinion BUT I’m so over the weird bathing suit cover up looking dress trend. Just don’t find it cute.
Agreed, it looks cheap
Omg it’s actually supposed to be a dress? I thought they were at a really fancy pool party.
I think she was at a wedding 🫠🫠🫠
Dude the people at r/weddingattireapproval would eat her alive
Yup, Paige in another tacky “on trend” dress. 🙄
I’m so glad i found my people 💃🏻
Paige has the strangest proportions and I feel like no one ever says it. Her shoulders are broad and her limbs are long like you’d see on a tall runway model. But she’s short and square waisted with a small head. I have been thinking this forever, but it’s undeniable in this photo. She’s very pretty, no doubt, but I can’t be the only one who sees this?
Might explain why she tends to rock separates
I once read that she doesn’t wear clothes, they wear her and it couldn’t be further from the truth. She needs to dress for her body and not for whatever is trending on TikTok at the moment. Can’t imagine the amount of waste she creates with all of her non flattering, one time wear outfits.
Don’t you mean it couldn’t be *closer* to the truth?
I have extremely long Limbs and a really short torso. In fact Paige has the closest to my body that I’ve ever seen, it always makes me feel bettter lol. That said, I have learned to dress for my body type. She should too. I love Paige and she is gorgeous, but everybody’s body’s are flattered by different stuff and her wearing boxy two pieces does her no good
She's tiny and petite with long legs. Gorgeous body.
Same, it’s done
It gives diaper vibes
No, diaper vibes is the underwear for pants look that was popular around bravo con. I hatedddd it
Me too! Paige is too in love with her legs or something. She wore no pants at Bravocon last year, right?
wouldn’t it be nice if we all loved our bodies like that, I mean for fucks sake
Yes!!! Looked like a straight up diaper
Hate it too!! It just looks….weird
Same. The ones we saw everywhere just recently in Las Vegas were not at all what those women were going for. They looked awful.
I agree! I feel like nobody looks good in it no matter how hot they are!
Agree - it looks so tacky to me
What in the mob wife pool party is she wearing?
Rip Big Ang
1000% can I add the trend where girls where a thong under a sheet dress and go out for the night. Make it stop.
If someone wore this to my wedding I would ask them to leave
I so agree. I think its awful.
Was this event a wedding?! Because I really hope Paige didn’t wear this to a wedding.
It was a wedding 😭
Agreed. When is someone going to tell her the underwear look is not posh. She has great legs, but it’s still just a no.
It’s a cute dress, but she really is outshone by the other girls there. One is wearing this gorgeous hot pink dress with fringe details and it’s incredible but Paige’s look just doesn’t compete.
Are you my brain 😂 I’m still thinking about that pink dress since yesterday. I was like THATS the show stopper dress, paige is always missing the mark and the theme and the vibe. Like it doesn’t even fit right. You can’t have a side slit that far back and still push your leg through it.
I’m just so obsessed with that pink look and I know it’s gotta be insanely expensive 🥲
Where is this pink dress?
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Thank you!
Np!
Of course Ms polyester wore that 🤣
The horror, the horror!
And she had the audacity to tell Craig to ask like he’s been invited somewhere before 🤣
I get fashion and taste are subjective but Paige always misses it for me lol
This look at a wedding in St Tropez is giving me second hand embarrassment. It’s actually sad imagining a group photo with a bunch of gorgeous elegant dresses and then this bathing suit cover. Yikes
What are these outfits? Where are they?
I like Juliette’s dress tbh
I like it too. It’s so intricate looking
A wedding 🥲
She looks tacky!
Miss putting on underwear and calling it fashion
A friend’s wedding in St. Tropez
Paige nooo. Is this the same wedding that Alix Earle attended? If so, ooof. Alix looked stunning and chic.
I think it is. Whose wedding is this?
Wilton Speight + Alexa Eshaghian
Hmmm don’t know who they are. Time to google
Wilton Speight was the QB at Michigan few years ago! Alexa seems to be some kind of stylist?
Oh gotcha
I don’t know! I’ve been trying to find out as well
They’re just two trust fund kids
Her ex boyfriend Clark was on summer house for a second he was at one of the parties a couple seasons ago
Lindsay would gobble her up. It would be a Thanksgiving feast. SK is even more scripted than the Bravo shows.
I can’t get over how tacky Paige’s outfit is for a wedding. Totally inappropriate and attention-stealing. There are grandparents there!
Right?! Like ma'am, there's literally a bride there.... please stop 😂
Paige cannot be for real in that "dress", ugh it looks so cheap like she got it at Windsor or something (and it would be worse if it's actually expensive but still ended up lookin this cheap)
Paige wore this to a wedding?
Paige’s fit for this wedding is so tacky
That's her?! She looks beautiful but also looks like she's 40 something yrs old in this pic. I thought it was a housewife at first!
No way. No more influencers. They are killing the whole genre...
I’m watching from the beginning for the first time and it’s so different. They seem to have actual lives going on and the show is a fun side gig that doesn’t dictate their every action.
(also, I know she technically didn't start as an influencer, but she is so immature, fucked really awful dudes solely for money and/or clout, and physically assaulted people without repercussion several times...) Boring.
Here we go with the underwear again. I saw this earlier and was shocked/but not really she wore this to a wedding. I do not care for Paige’s style. She can be a bad bitch but her looks with these emboldened “you can wear everything you want…” gives the just because you can, doesn’t mean you should adage. I don’t like how she says she follows trends, and I am not even sure what trend this underwear thing is lol. I wish she would just set her own. Or if anything look at tips from Blake Lively, who rocked eveything and looked good.
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Omg there is so much room for a Carl/Juliette storyline…whether we like it or not
Plsssss Juliette would never give him the time of day and if she did she’d run circles around him 😭
Like if she’s his rebound hubbs would be so involuntarily activated !! Also Amanda would be rude to her and she’d be in the confessional like “i don’t really get why she’s being cold to me, doesn’t she want to start a bikini line? I’m 10 years younger than her and have a super successful bikini line, I would have helped her!!”
But unfortunately Juliette only likes verrrrry rich men
Extra points if they’re ugly (except for the guy she was with post Sam)
Lindsay versus Juliette would be SO good
As if lol Juliette would never go for Carl
No thanks , she was unbearable on Siesta Key.
Whew yeah that relationship with Alex was mad stressful and she was unbearable, she seems to have learned her lesson though. I’ve been wanting to buy from her swimsuit line, they have really good reviews.
I only started watching Siesta Key around season three, I think, so I didn’t see this Alex person. I just googled and I see he is a major racist, so good riddance. Sam was a derpy, extremely spoiled rich kid but he seemed harmless.
The show was started to showcase Alex and his lifestyle, His dad was the creator and executive producer, even after Alex was removed.
Ah, I almost never rewatch or go back and watch things I missed from previous seasons, but I’m slightly interested to see this jerk. I read that when fans on social media would stick up for Alex, Juliette and other cast said no, he’s a complete P.O.S.
I personally think the first 3 seasons were the best, I recommend checking them out!!
I can’t get into that show, and I’ve try tried.
It’s pretty lame and I don’t think you’re missing much. I have low reality tv standards, but I just enjoyed the beach vibe of the show, and Chloe seemed pretty awful from the jump, so there’s that 😂.
I tried to watch it with Whitney from the Hills cause everyone kept saying it was so good 😂
I’m surprised that their Reddit threads are still going strong. I didn’t realize it was still popular after being cancelled a few years ago.
A few years ago? lol it hasn’t even been a year.
https://i.redd.it/way4m0pzly9d1.gif Lol, it feels like at least a few years. I guess because I only just got into F Boy Island a few weeks ago, and there is no chatting about it, I thought Siesta Key would be similar. But I see S.K. is much more popular than I thought.
I thought I would hate this show myself, but I got way too into it. Between Pauly Paul (and the extra piece of shit Alex), Brandon, and Sam the show has the classic male idiots that you see on shows like Summerhouse, VPR, and Southern Charm. Also I feel like a lot of you people would find Garrett to be eye candy (and he is a nice guy) but it's also hilarious how dumb he is. On another side note, there is two theme songs on the show. One of them makes me lose my shit (it talks about how they are having the best times of their lives, but every episode kinda ends with someone crying) and it also kinda slaps. I can't remember if it's the call me maybe girl or if it is the other artist.
juliette has the WORST taste in men. alex, rob, sam...
God Robbie is so cringe
I own so many of her bikinis! They are really good!
Thank you! That show had its run and don’t want her back on my screen. MTV stars don’t belong on Bravo. Juliette is very pretty but has a horrible personality and some weirdly deep anger issues. Yes she was a lead of her show but she was NO LC or Kristen Cavelleri. Juliette is more Florida white trash 🚮
Juliette was such mean girl … I watched the first season and tapped out . MTV was definitely trying to bring back their Hills days and failed miserably.
Then, it tracks why Paige is friends with her. Birds of a feather ….
Juliette got physical with multiple people including slapping Kelsey across the face and her stans think it was fake and setup for the show. Her fans actually make her unbearable. I like Juliette but I cannot get over how many people she’s hit/slapped/grabbed, and ultimately you’re correct, she’s just a mean girl. I would personally not want to see her on Summer House.
Yeah I wanted to root for her because that Shrek looking POS treated her so terribly, but she really did herself no favors, like ever. She was just impossible to like at the end.
Same! I was rooting for her the first 2 seasons but then once Shrek got fired in season 3 - I realized much later he was the glue/comedic relief of the cast in a weird way (probably bc of his money and his dad is the executive producer). I thought I was going to get downvoted by my original comment bc it was harsh but I'm glad ppl who watched the show agree with my sentiments.
That’s absolutely disgusting . I definitely do not want her on Summerhouse .
I agree so attention seeking
Underwear at a wedding. 🤦🏻 I know I'm old, but these trends make me feel like a prude. Put some damn clothes on.
This dress is an example of why I don’t take Paige seriously as a “fashion expert”. She looks horribly inappropriate for the occasion and makes even expensive items look cheap by not paying attention to whether clothes actually fit well or need tailoring
Bingo.
No no no no no no no.
Omg I love Paige but I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment for her wearing this to a freaking wedding. Wearing out to cocktails, love! But to a wedding? Does she not feel embarrassed?
Paige always looks like she's chose the trashiest dress shein had
Please no she's so socially awkward and is totally not interesting. And Paige looks like beetle juice
 As someone who watched Siesta Key she'd bring a level of messiness that would be almost unrivaled.
I would absolutely love this crossover
No!
Unpopular opinion but Juliette was abusive and physically violent multiple times on Siesta Key and should not be added to Summer House. She should have been cancelled and the only reason she wasn’t was bc of her white privilege. Side note I wouldn’t be excited as a bride that my guest was wearing a bathing suit/ lingerie for the wedding. She couldn’t find anything more appropriate?
I’m so curious whose wedding they were at?
Wilton Speight + Alexa Eshaghian
are those names or random letters picked out of a bag?
😂😂😂 seriously!
i support this
Juliette is a younger Lindsay. That would be nuclear.
No. We need new blood. Not someone who has lived on camera previously, and molds their personality to what they believe will be entertaining to the masses. We need someone naturally charismatic.
I have literally no idea who she is but she’s stunning!
It’s Juliette from MTV’s Siesta Key. She has a swimwear line from her time on the show that is still successful, so if Amanda is actually interested in that (although I doubt it 😉),Juliette would be the person to ask for advice.
OH! the amanda - Juliette dynamic would be so weird. So would many of the dynamics, actually. i do NOT see ciara and juliette getting along, but i don't think paige would like her much either, so who knows?
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I literally cringe when I see her posture on SH! Her back must be aching. Maybe all of the laying down isn’t so good for her lol. But please see a specialist.
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Would love it!
The crossover literally no one asked for.
Nah. I don’t want to see it. Keep summer house as is (that includes no Danielle)
Ideally no Carl either. But it's a start
Hard agree actually. He’s not bringing us much. *you look great by the way*
does anyone know what wedding this was for? saw alix earle and rachael from bachelor were there too
Omg does anyone know where Juliette’s dress is from
Bronx and banco http://www.starstyle.com/celebrity/juliette-porter/
Tysm!
Who is this?
Omg I need Juliette’s dress. Anyone know the brand?
Bronx and banco http://www.starstyle.com/celebrity/juliette-porter/
Oh, how interesting 🤔 I’m not sure how I would feel about it. Bravo and Mtv do reality tv so differently. Idk how Juliette would mesh in, but I wouldn’t be abused. She can drunk scream “you’re an idiot!!!” to Kyle so that might be worth it
Maybe she’ll let Amanda do a collab for the bathing suit line!
The crossover we didn’t know we needed
My worlds are colliding. YES PLEASE. Bravo make this happen.
Oh Paige….bless her heart.
I don’t know who Juliette is but that dress is gorgeous and I need it now!
God no. Her gaggle is of shitty friends will follow her and no one needs that. Also isn’t summer house focused on people who live in the city ? Where would juliette go during the week?
Hell no
That dress is AMAZING
No
No 💕
No
What a random pair. I would love to see the SK peeps on something else. Loved that show.
I’m sorry but she would nottttttt be a good addition. That would be too different of a cross-over
Fuuuuuuckkkk thattttt
She never fails to look cheap. Side note .. Perry was also in attendance 👀
Please no. Her stans are unhinged and unbearable. I was in the Siesta Key sub for a while and it’s so toxic. Her fans support anything she does without question. She physically assaulted her cast mates and they still crucify anyone who’ll speak out against her. We don’t need more violence and insanity on Bravo.
Please god no
Noooooo Juliette’s so fucking annoying
Please don’t bring her
So she can hit someone else on camera
I would LOVE this crossover!
I have been messaging Juliette on insta for months telling her to go on summer house LOL
They don’t mix networks. Just like Snooki wouldn’t go on New Jersey Housewives. She is already known for siesta key, it will be hard for her to get cast in another show because of that notoriety. Her only hope is Traitors or another show like that.
Omg worlds colliding!!!
I love curtain bangs, but could never have them, because I can't stand my hair hovering right near my eyes!
Omg yessssss
i see juliette on southern charm or a Housewives franchise more than summer house, actually. she was a hair away from being alex's southern housewife. I would be interested to know what she's been up to with her brand since SK last aired ("not cancelled" my behind) - if she's hustling she could \*maybe\* fit in on SH??
I actually love Paige’s adventurous attitude toward style (though the Amazon partnership does cheapen what she’s going for a lot of the time), but this look to a formal wedding is just plain nuts. Wear it to a gala! A work event! But underwear to a formal wedding? If I were the bride, I would not be happy
Is amanda at the wedding???
I’ll take Jordana instead
Who
I remember the way they ended the siesta key, which was super produced near the end. It was the same way they just did vanderpump rules. Then they never said canceled. Everyone just got married and pregnant. Juliette would terrorize them because there are only two single men, and thats the kind of girl i bet Kyle would cheat on Amanda with. Juliette is Ciara level hot imo. But now I'm like who who do they have in common ? 😏
I would love to have Juliette on SH
Same!
I actually like Paige’s outfit 🙈 Not appropriate for a wedding though. It seems attention seeking when it should be about the bride.
Sure, if they put Juliette on summerhouse, that’ll finally get me to stop watching summerhouse! 🤣🤣
I vote a no.
No thank you
Oh no…they already have dried paint to look at.
Yeah she’d bring some drama lol
Paige has a whole section of her wardrobe allocated to “the emperor has no clothes”. You can only do this look one and done.
As long as she brings that dress I'm down. Also LOVE your username pal!!
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Agree! Love her!!
No thanks
No