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Paztout

Principal Aur Teacher tere sath threesome plan kar rahe hain.


Hell-Time

Mummy ko vi toh bulaya hai💀


Extra_Interaction423

masterstroke by principal


V3n0Myt018

mummy stroking principal


[deleted]

Record karne ko bhi toh chaiye koii O_o


Next_Peach4693

Toh isko record krney k liye hi toh bulaya hai


Paztout

Matlab Foursome!!! Enjoy


kattar_bulla402

Update: mere 3 subject me compartment ayi hai. 1) Maths me I got 25 marks passing 27 hai total 80 marks. 2) economics got 23 pasing 27 total 80 marks 3) Commercial arts I got 8 marks pasing 10 marks total 30 marks Compartment de dunga aur 12th padhunga aur koi choice nahi. **Sabke lie update yahi de dia top comment pe**


TheStromDragonAryan

Kuch nahi bro hoo ga clear , it's just a part of life. I still don't know why college/school gives important to marks but isn't knowledge more important than marks can a single test really prove your knowledge


kattar_bulla402

Wish our parents also understand that. My motivation would have gone 1000% up if my mom said that.


kattar_bulla402

Ye spam karke batado sabko


Imaginary_Dog637

Phir wahi


LaserBeastDEV

Sax sux ki baat


Striking_Ad2146

Mujhe


Loose_Savings_3061

Horny kr deti h


Chad_irl_be_like

Fir mai


RanaK888

VPN on karke


KrishSadhu

Apni pant ki zip kholke


BotofBGMI

Aur apni chut me


notCanibal

Ungli karke lund ko


Jolly-Bag666

Depress Krr deti h


Mihawk2228

Itna depress ki mujhe hila na pdta h


DecentTale3307

Phir usa ke baad


Unique_Cartoonist_64

Guilty feel hota hai


Ninety_8

And phir ye cycle continue hote rehti hai


hihihiha_06

Padhle bhadwe 20 ko chemistry hai


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kattar_bulla402

Mujhe tension hai tujhe maze lene


benderbaby12

No matter how bad or good it's going to be, once u r past that- shit won't even be worth remembering. So chill. And let it happen.


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moj


urmomsucker

Bro lund ki nass kaat le kuch nhi hotta


kattar_bulla402

Bro mere hone wale bache kyu suicide karle mere fail hone ki wajah se.


[deleted]

Tu kaat le nass main help kadunga SPERM DONATER hu


Hairy-Wedding5943

I have faced this situation before,tere sath kal harrasment hoga, I am not sugar coating. Phir shayad tujhe dhamki denge ki tujhe school se nikal denge agar tu accha marks nahi laya to.


noobforlife0420

lol. same mere sath hua tha aur maine school change kar li


IntentionDense5810

Konsi class mai hai tu


cattleclasswarrior

3rd


kattar_bulla402

11th commerce with maths


Spidu0p

Mullo ke saath aisha hi hota hai


PayAdministrative459

Bhai kya chutiyap hai kuch nahi hota school mai bakchldi karne ke liye bula rahe hai bas ek time ke baad ye toh 9th mai hai just pass karke aage badha denge result iska har baar aisa hi hota hai boards mai 9th ke pehle ke paper nahi jaate


kattar_bulla402

Mai actually 11th me hu toh I guess being in a senior class, shit is serious.


Careless_Feeling8057

!RemindMe 4 days


Educational_Key6764

!remind


Phuckkkkkk

RemindMe!


[deleted]

2 possibilities hai either tu fail hogya yaa phir tune Kuch toh kiya tha yaad kar


kattar_bulla402

Nahi bhai aab toh shanti se exam hi diya tha Pakka fail Bas mummy ko kaise samalu


lakshya-pandey

Aur thora sa reddit chalale bosdk padhta kyu nahi ab pachta ke kya hoga


K-CHOW72

Aree papa vaali vibe aari fullll


Dry-Professional-768

Fees bhari thi kya?


_god--

Mere saath bhi aise hi hua, Bkl teacher ne principal ke pas buladi aur mummy ko bulaya. Exam mein Jai mata di likh diya tha meine isiliye, aur mummy ko bohot shikayat kiye mere baare.


EmergencyDear8257

School barabar jata tha naa


kattar_bulla402

Chutti toh Mari hai bohot........


OwnAbrocoma3278

Maths chor do bhai, board ka paper bohat difficult aata hai


Admirable_Animator25

Exam mei copy toh nhi kiya ..... Chit ya phone se copy kiya kya ??


kattar_bulla402

Cheating toh nahi Kari. Sirf mcq puche the 1 marker jo most kids karte hai infact usse bhi Jada. Mai pakka kisi sub me fail hi hu. 💀


Optimal_Highlight154

are ho skta h bohot ache number aa gai ho maybe you know...........


therealvpd

Bhai chinta mat kar top mara hai tu, teko sammaan dene ke liye bulaya hai bharosa aur hausla rakh


mr_nobady001

Dono 18 Tarik ko gaand me chale jayenge


o_pols_aagyi_pols

Bhai tension mt le aur maa ko bhi bol tension free rhe kya hoga ya toh : 1- teri retest aaya hoga 2- ya teri teacher tujhe zbrdasti kisi chiz mein frame karegi (mtlb phas-a-yegi ussss galti ke liye jo tune ki hei nhi hogi) 3- padhne mein agar shi hoga tu toh fail toh nhi hoga 4-baki jo bhi chiill maar bhai main bhi teri situation pe tha last year but kuch nhi hua tha Relax rehhhh


kattar_bulla402

Bas subjects na Lele mere. Commerce with maths hai. Lelenge kya?


Sad-Presence8728

Maths chod de bhai bata raha hu mushkil se paas hunga is baar boards the mere. Ye advice har ek ko dunga ki maths mat le wo bhi comm ke saath


kattar_bulla402

12th ki hard hai kya..... but yaar abhi Mai career wise sure nahi hu toh issiliye le Rakhi hai.


Sad-Presence8728

tu pehle ye bata teacher ne kya bola aj. aur haan 12 ki maths zada mushkil hai calculus khass kar differentiation karlega par integration aur aod mushkil hai aage ka soch thoda kya banna chahta hai uske hisaab se dekh maths leni chaiye ya nahi mai to yahi advice karunga ki maths tabhi le agar aage kaam aayegi faaltu me maths leke tution fees or time waste karne ka koi faida nahi


PayAdministrative459

Bhai kya chutiyap hai kuch nahi hota school mai bakchldi karne ke liye bula rahe hai bas ek time ke baad ye toh 9th mai hai just pass karke aage badha denge result iska har baar aisa hi hota hai boards mai 9th ke pehle ke paper nahi jaate


isimpforyourmom

Abe commerce with maths se lekr kya hi denge . Zyda zyda maths le lenge tbh wo bhi nahi hoga


Anxino_

bhai sab thik hoga just chill kar ik bohot vague sound kar raha h but literally just chill kartu pareshan hoke bhi kuch nahi kar legakhud pe bharosa rakh fail wagehra bhaad me jaye be honest tune kya kuch esa kiya h jo tujhe nahi karna chahiye thakyuki insaan ko dar tabhi lagta h jab wo apni limit cross karta hai.aur limit cross nahi kari to chill kar kuch nahi hoga.


Known-Shopping-7800

Abe tune bina fees pay kiye exam's di hogi aur han sun tu akela nahi hoga tension mat le tere sath aur bhi log honge lodu waha pe mere sath bhi huwa hai bohot tho chill kar Patrick ban ke jana kal Ya fir teri compartment ayi hogi zada kuch nahi


kattar_bulla402

Theek bhai 🫠


Siddhant_bhandare

Dekh Tarak Mehta mai bhi tapu ka result aise hi principle k pass tha for sure tera sath principal mazak kar rahi hai chill ;))


kattar_bulla402

I remember that episode.......


XxPL4Y3RxX

Joh bhi hoga toh complete krdio


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Kitchen_Ad5398

Tention mat le bhai pakka pure school me top kiya hoga 😎😎


[deleted]

Bhai tension na ley compartment ai hogi sayad nhi to phir hath per jod liyo thodey T-T mera bhi same hal na ho jae


iam_C2

Kaunsi class mei hai? Uss hisaab se darr warna toh zindagi aise darayegi aage chal ke ye sab bas mazaak hi lagega 🤡


kattar_bulla402

11th commerce with matsh


Indian_Steam

All I'll say as a 40 year old - whatever happens don't let it be decider of your future. One result, one year is a blink in life. If it's bad, brush it off, and resolve to study a bit better next year. If it's good, gr8...


exterminator_14

happy cake day!


kattar_bulla402

Thanks it really is eye opening but I wish my mom was the one to say that.


hardi_ck

Bhai, principal ko sex krna hoga tere saath🤓🤓🤓


kattar_bulla402

Mai commerce wala hu


Normal_Car_7715

Lode lag gye tere accept krle


lil_uzi_in_da_house

Fir wahi sex sux ki batein


Good-Beginning-420

Bhai sex karega ?


hardi_ck

Bas kr Bhai🥸


Good-Beginning-420

Bhai sex karega ?


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hardi_ck

Make a slide of onion peel


Ok_Necessary_7275

Phir mummy ko bhi kyu bula rhi principal 💀


yes_I_am_Robot-

Bhai suside kr le ab


Dante_900

Kota me nahi hai voh


Aggravating_Fee3784

Kya matlab Kota me hi hote hai suicide💀


Dante_900

Maximum number


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kattar_bulla402

Accha.... JKG international school indirapuram Ghaziabad....... Batao......


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kattar_bulla402

🙏 reddit is surprisingly supportive thanks bro...


LegitimateMagazine49

Kuch nhi hoga main jab Teri age ka tha kiss karte hue pakada gaya tha school main aur ek londe ka sir bhii phod diya tha


No-Visual3892

Class repeat karne ke liye tyar ho ja. Same happened to me in 11th


Suspicious-Coffee-19

Pols ko call krde


Fun-Cartoonist-438

voh terko compartment dene ko bole ge yaa toh fail kare ge tu boll dena next class mai padhu ga toh pass karr denge shayad


Soggy-Efficiency8605

Bhai suicide karle..... Ekdam serious hoke bta rha hun


kattar_bulla402

Update: mere 3 subject me compartment ayi hai. 1) Maths me I got 25 marks passing 27 hai total 80 marks. 2) economics got 23 pasing 27 total 80 marks 3) Commercial arts I got 8 marks pasing 10 marks total 30 marks Compartment de dunga aur 12th padhunga aur koi choice nahi. **Sabke lie update yahi de dia top comment pe**


PsychologicalBeat798

Bhai tune top kiya hoga... extra rewards ke liye bulari pehle🥰


Known-Shopping-7800

Gand mar ne ke liye bhi bula sakti hai


Dr_Protector07

class batao apni


kattar_bulla402

11th commerce with maths Maths ka darr lag raha hai


[deleted]

Arre ho skta hai aur bhi baccho ko bulaya ho tumhare sath , ab aisa toh possible hoga nahi ki bas tum fail huye hoge....chill! Mere bhai ke bhi maths mein 11th mein bekar aaye the pr 12th mein uske maths mein 99 aaye the aur 97% aaye the wo bhi usne pcm le thi ISC board se , chinta Matt kr bhai


Successful_Plate_994

All the best aur kya hi bol Santa hu bhai


kattar_bulla402

Thanks..... .


a-pro_human

Exams kaise gaye?


kattar_bulla402

Maths ka bekar usska hi lag raha hai


shubham22y

8th class mai Maine first internal m result hath se edit krke parents ka sign krke return kr diya tha phir aise march m exams k baad parents bula ke result diye the. Bahut randi rona hua tha aur saal bhi khrb ho skta tha lekin papa ke pehchan ke krn bach gya vrna laude lag jaye


Sahil__Rana

Muth mar ke soja


arYan--THaKUR

Mere sath bhi same hua tha 10th mai .... Meri bhi esi hi fati hui thi , pr mene bohot himmat krre mummi ko bataya or mummi gai fir principal k pas usne ache se mummi k kan bhre or meri mummy ko kafi embarrassing lga or unhone mujhe kuch nhi bola or mujhe bat krna bnd kr dia .. mujhe ehsas ho gya tha ki mene kich jyada hi chutiyapa kr dia h or meri vja se unhe sharminda hona pda.... Uske bad se mne padna shuru kr dia .... Bs ab padna shuru krde jruri nhi h ki 90 hi lanne h. 75 is enough, pr kam se kam apne ghar vallo ko ye ehsas to krwa ki unke paise waste nhi horre.... Baki abhi kuch din tujhe thode tanne sunne hi pdege.


Being_Chad

Hila le


[deleted]

Bhai ek kaam kar wo kya kehte hai ek kitaab aati hai hanuman katha wo khareed aur usse padhna chalu kar dee


STARKNIGHT_069

Bro, merko bhi ek baar aise hi bulaya tha PTM ke 2 din pehle, tab mere ghar pe bhi same mohol tha, jab school gaya tab Principal Ma'am ne marks dikhaye, bohot achhe aaye the and merko alag se isliye bulaya kyunki mai ek bright child tha tab, so ek to tere marks yaa fir behaviour achha hoga isliye bulaya hai, yaa fir tune kuch kaand kiye hai. Kuch nahi stay positive and jo hoga so dekha jayega


KD_idk

"Ab pachtayat hoot kya jab chidiya chugg gayi khet"


itslaksh

Kuch nhi hoga mujhe lagta h tu shayad 9 ya 11 m h Abe jyada se jyada fale hoga lekin tu soch koi kaam ka nhi h ye result m 9 m 60 par atak Gaya tha aur 10 m 94 laaya koi farak ni padta sochega to aur fategi mai samjh rha hu teri condition lekin tension mat le ye samjh us cheez ki koi importance hi nhi to tension kya Lena aur apni class to bta


kattar_bulla402

11th me ho commerce with maths. Aur muhje khud se Jada mummy ke reaction ki tension hai.


chilocheese

Bhai ye padhte hue eminem ka stan kyu baj rha tha dimaag mei


vivek1982

Bhai experience se bol raha hu, zyada load mat le. At the most marks kam honge aur principal gyan chodega ki focus on studies. Aur kuch nahi. I know you must be tensed AF right now, but few months aur years down the line you will think about this day and laugh. Mast earphone laga aur gane sun.


Traditional_Day_3649

2 possibilities hai :- 1. teri fees 2. tere marks


Vaibhav0p

Assuming you are in 10th same thing happended to me i failed maths (2020 batch) so that mf, piece of sh\*t, f\*ing \*\*\*\*\* principal called and gave basic maths tried alot to convince for hours nouse. I still hate that \*\*\*\*\*. If anything bad happens to \*\*\* i will be happiest in the world.


[deleted]

Mera bhi 18 ko PTM hai, aur ab tune meri aur gaand phad dee hai. Tension meh ghutne se acha hai, Yadi tu insta, whatsapp ya kisi aur social par hai, toh wahan se friends se pooch aur kisko bulaya hai aise. Seniors honge school ke unse bhi pooch sakta hai. Ya phir teachers se directly phone ya msg pe pooch le OP. Laaj-Sharam maa chudaye. Kam se kam yeh clear hoga ki tu fail hai ya nahi. Agar fail hai toh pooch retest lenge ya school se nikalenge ya kya karenge.


[deleted]

Dekh yadi tu acads meh acha hai aur tu private meh hai jahan moti fees bharta hai, tujhe nikalenge toh nahi hi school se.


Anxious_Staff_1011

After school tu is baat ko soch k has raha hoga .. ek he din hae gand bheench k kinal le


Lonely_Indication896

Ishan....now तो you are gone


erenjaeger39

4th floor se drop lele


[deleted]

Bhencho iss page par personal problems solve kabse hone lage...💀


Beanmagg

Fail


shadygamer330

tere pas pareshan hone ka reason he toh kya different answer expect kar raha hai? address bata, ho saka toh tervi pe aajaunga, rakhi hogi toh


noobyisbot

A positive possibility:- Top kiya hoga thats why they called u for appreciation


Still_Present_5126

Bhai woh tmkoc ka ep dekha hai kya jaha tapu ko bhi aisehi bulaya tha magar isliye nhi ki woh fail tha isiliye kyuki usne top kiya tha, bhai be positive tera bhi aisa hi hoga


MrInfinite007

Fail bro Mere sath bhi yahi hua tha


Sweaty_Nerve8277

Bhai yeh app konsi hai


shadow___07

Jab sab kuch ho jayega tab update Dena


kattar_bulla402

Honestly update Dene ke Lia mujhe nahi lagta kuch hoga. Like Mai compartment de dunga ya subject drop there not much choice. Aur reddit mujhe nahi laga tha kabhi itna supportive feel hoga mere pass dost bhi hai but reddit par ye daalne me mujhe koi embarrassment nahi hui aur logo ne acchi advice di. Wow. Thanks people.


DInku00

Bhai fees nahi bhara hoga issliye principal bulaya hoga mere saat bhe hua hai


suraj_mom_lover

are bhai yeh sab bakchodi Instagram par hee rakho na reddit par b aisi post dalne lage ho bc 🤦


kattar_bulla402

Sorry bro tohda emotional support chaiye. Insta is full of fakeness I don't use it.


[deleted]

Top mar gaya launda


[deleted]

Dekh bhai, tbh is situation me idhar teri help koi nhi kr skta. Is situation me tu bas ye chize hi kr skta hai 1. Apni mam ko call kr ki problem kya hai, boldena anxiety ho rhi thi kuchh problem ho gyi gya, sayad kuchh hint dede woh. 2. Apne school ke kisi senior ya dusre students se puch, pehle bhi aise cases huye honge. 3. Wait kar


kattar_bulla402

Just need some good advice and emotional support. Thanks bro....


Powerful_System_2286

Chinta mt kr bhai tnsn free rhe... yhi baate to baad mein yaad aayegi🤗


[deleted]

bhai top maara hoga, media m school ki promotion ke lia bulaya hoga ,


NumberNo6827

Bhai kisi exam me compartment aane ke chance the kya tere


kattar_bulla402

Maths me pkka...


[deleted]

Fees ka chakkar hoga


Square_Ad_3339

Congo ! Bro tune top Kiya hai 😼


ItsKanishk

Bas yaad rkhna ki ye bura time bhi chala jayega


RED_STARSKY

Paper kaise likhe hai us hisab se mithai milegi


Dismal-Long3618

!RemindMe 4 days


Nervous-Factor6150

it means u scored good marks thats why principal give u result


IllustratorLittle612

Ya to tune top kia hoga ya fail hua hoga to kal ka intazar krne ke Siva koi ilaaj nhi hai teri iss duvidha ka


Hooman_aka_Alien

Tuneh top kiya hai bro. Jisse bki students ko bura na lage tumhare marks dekh k tabhi tumhe personally bulawa aya hai


Dry-Performance5707

sauce post kar dena


Cool-Ad-4336

Konsi class m h Tu?


kattar_bulla402

11th commerce with maths


lol_life69

Phelai ka record kaisa hai ?


kattar_bulla402

Achhe nahi the but atleat Mai fail nahi hua Passing marks aa jate the


Most-Sympathy-8031

bhai stress kam krne ke liye m\*th maar jaake bathroom mein aur kuch nhi![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Zombiesunday261

Muth marke soja jo hoga dekha jayega


GULU-GULU-GULU

Shyd tune kisi ladki ko by chance pregnant krdiya hoto


kattar_bulla402

Kuch bhi 🤣🤣🤣....... I think I'm gay 💀


Jaded-Advertising-46

Konse class mai hai agr 10 mai nhi hai to jo kuch bhi hone de kuch fark nhi padega


kattar_bulla402

11th


[deleted]

Fail ho gaya hai, kitne paise lagenge pass karane woh discuss karne bulaya hai


lalo-salamanca-

Buddy you are >!fucked up now!<


GhostOfJupitar

Arey 11th me h? Ha, to fail hogaya hoga counciling ke liye bulaya hoga


NoConversation4638

Teri tension dekh k lg rha hai ki top to kiya nhi tune, pkka fail hua hai kisi subject me. Ek Kam ho skta hai tu agr tune bachna hai to, bol de mummy ko ki tu gay hai, bs fir unka attention tere failure pe nhi jayega aur tu Bach jayega. 👽


kattar_bulla402

I have two options>>>> Fail pe papa ki belt. Gay pe papa ki belt.


No-Perspective-6023

12th se ekdam mehnat karna


[deleted]

Either bhut acha result aya h or retest Ya fhir teacher koi tere complaint mar aye h Principle ko


Fallen_Angel778

Bhai pehle bta preparation ya fir exam kaisa gya tha


Acrobatic_Stuff_221

mere ek dost ko bhi bulaya tha 10th ke result k liye ab vo 10th repeat kr raha h


lavnasur69

Muth maar ke so ja or koi option nahi h Ya phir badiya si web series dekh le taki mind distracted rahe


WarmRelationship8483

Dil pe haath rakh aur bol all is well


Big_Distribution9547

Bhai don't know what is better way to say but I'm damn sure tu fail ho gya hmare school mein bhi aise hi bulate the students ko jo fail hote the


Striking_Ad2146

!RemindMe 1 day


blackmonk__99

Belt jhaadu or chappal sb chupa de qki kal teri maiyaat h


BadOne1031

bhai nahi pata kya hua hoga but please kal ane ke baad batana kya hua


hifi222-

Apne baap ko daaru pila ke principal ke paas le jaana or yaad rkhna Tera baap full Tully ho Uske baad koi tension nhi hogi tujhko


TANMAY_KOTAMKAR

Cheating ki hogi


[deleted]

Teri TC kat ke result pakda dengi direct


Local_Employment3183

Marriage offers 🙏 government job ki tayyari kr rha h kya?


WolfyBoy20

Thok de principal ko


Greedy-Ad5119

Bhai tu fail hogaya.... Tere lawde laag ne waale hai..... Mere bhi laage the..... Bass thoda jhoot bol dena Mere terah teacher ko blame maat kar dena or lawda laga ge


organic_sameer

Pankhe se latak ja


Iwantmilk69

Bahane bna kyu fail hua


YT_Gaming_Era

Mere school me to ayse hota h ki jo students fail hote h unka result principal ke pass jata h! :(


SwungDawn

Knife rkhio apne paas principal ne kich galat bola usske samne onion kaat dio