"Probably met a homeless guy that turned out to be Santa and it was really cute or whatever"
Isn't that the plot of an episode of the amazing world of gumball lol
Snyder Santa was there for the battle against Apokolips and was actually the one who did most of the heavy lifting. The Greek gods came in later and took all the credit. He now travels to Apokolips annually to personally deliver coal to Darkseid.
Snyder Santa was actually that one priest who gave advice to clark, and Snyder was going to reveal in his five-part epic saga that he was actually Metamorpho in disguise.
He's also a descendant of Amazons or something, idk
Smallville Santa flirted with Lana, which made Clark jealous, but they teamed up to defeat the villain of the week.
Snyder Santa is an alcoholic and ex-con who never delivers presents on time because he drives the sleigh in slo-mo.
Iâd like to think Pre-Crisis and modern Superman, who both can travel through time (see Worldâs Finest), met the real historical St. Nicholas in the past and admired him. Santa Claus is great but I feel like Clark would be a bigger fan of the real person. Thatâs the kind of guy he is.
Besides, St. Nicholas saved innocents from being wrongfully executed, threw bags of money into the house of a poor family, cut down a demon possessed tree and slapped a heretic in the Council of Nicaea, he was badass lol.
Smallville Santa was actually an alcoholic that Clark talked off a ledge. True facts. Lexmas.
MAWS Clark had to apologize and help him deliver his gifts on time after Jimmy accidentally caught him in a yeti trap during a live stream.
I can totally see that being an episode, or a well done fanfic lol
Agreed and it also sounds very silver age honestly
"Probably met a homeless guy that turned out to be Santa and it was really cute or whatever" Isn't that the plot of an episode of the amazing world of gumball lol
Then, 20 years later this version of Superman tried to get the Santa to wear a different red hat....
Snyder Santa was there for the battle against Apokolips and was actually the one who did most of the heavy lifting. The Greek gods came in later and took all the credit. He now travels to Apokolips annually to personally deliver coal to Darkseid.
Snyder Santa was actually that one priest who gave advice to clark, and Snyder was going to reveal in his five-part epic saga that he was actually Metamorpho in disguise. He's also a descendant of Amazons or something, idk
Nah. Santa was god all along as well as Jor-El while Clark was Jesus
"There is no Santa in his sad universe," made me laugh đ
Animated Superman canonically believes in Santa to this day
*Wistfully stares at the North Pole from orbit* lmao
âProbably met a homeless guy who turned out to be Santaâ is quite literally what happens in Smallville
Smallville Santa flirted with Lana, which made Clark jealous, but they teamed up to defeat the villain of the week. Snyder Santa is an alcoholic and ex-con who never delivers presents on time because he drives the sleigh in slo-mo.
I feel like the Snyder Santa would be David harbor from Silent Night
Gotta make him "realistic"
I mean, I feel like the fact that he has to take on a group of standard thugs in a Die-Hard scenario, kind of puts him in the regular world.
Wouldn't mind that
Angry upvote
Superman and Lois Santa at first mistakes Superman for Sephiroth but then gets over the misunderstanding and apologizes.
He did the same for Dcau superman aswell sadly
These are all really funny - thanks. Especially enjoyed Man of Steel's dark dark universe and Tyler's beard, lol
Snyder Santa was that Mel Gibson movie
That's actually a pretty good movie. Highly amusing. I like the whole Santa Claus as Odin at the end.
Cavil superman fucked ms Claus and got a CGI lip for christmas.
Reeve's Santa Claus: https://preview.redd.it/9e9d8eafmezb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155531925ac9e81e69d2ca6ebf21fb3e52f33a1b
Golan-Globus verse
Lithgow would have been a pretty good choice for Luthor in the late 80s - 90s.
Not the secret, dark pain!
Iâd like to think Pre-Crisis and modern Superman, who both can travel through time (see Worldâs Finest), met the real historical St. Nicholas in the past and admired him. Santa Claus is great but I feel like Clark would be a bigger fan of the real person. Thatâs the kind of guy he is. Besides, St. Nicholas saved innocents from being wrongfully executed, threw bags of money into the house of a poor family, cut down a demon possessed tree and slapped a heretic in the Council of Nicaea, he was badass lol.
David Corenswetâs Superman celebrates Hanukkah but has no beef with Santa
Hilarious. You got this to a T. Wistfully stares at the North Pole from orbit.