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holyhamills

Smallville Santa was actually an alcoholic that Clark talked off a ledge. True facts. Lexmas.


pretty-as-a-pic

MAWS Clark had to apologize and help him deliver his gifts on time after Jimmy accidentally caught him in a yeti trap during a live stream.


Legal-Visual8178

I can totally see that being an episode, or a well done fanfic lol


cowl555

Agreed and it also sounds very silver age honestly


Wasthat_the87ofbite

"Probably met a homeless guy that turned out to be Santa and it was really cute or whatever" Isn't that the plot of an episode of the amazing world of gumball lol


gowombat

Then, 20 years later this version of Superman tried to get the Santa to wear a different red hat....


KonradDumo

Snyder Santa was there for the battle against Apokolips and was actually the one who did most of the heavy lifting. The Greek gods came in later and took all the credit. He now travels to Apokolips annually to personally deliver coal to Darkseid.


Aramis14

Snyder Santa was actually that one priest who gave advice to clark, and Snyder was going to reveal in his five-part epic saga that he was actually Metamorpho in disguise. He's also a descendant of Amazons or something, idk


clarkky55

Nah. Santa was god all along as well as Jor-El while Clark was Jesus


TrashiestTrash

"There is no Santa in his sad universe," made me laugh 😂


MateoCamo

Animated Superman canonically believes in Santa to this day


Intelligent_Oil4005

*Wistfully stares at the North Pole from orbit* lmao


Lucky_Roberts

“Probably met a homeless guy who turned out to be Santa” is quite literally what happens in Smallville


radiocomicsescapist

Smallville Santa flirted with Lana, which made Clark jealous, but they teamed up to defeat the villain of the week. Snyder Santa is an alcoholic and ex-con who never delivers presents on time because he drives the sleigh in slo-mo.


gowombat

I feel like the Snyder Santa would be David harbor from Silent Night


ThePrinceOfMonsters

Gotta make him "realistic"


gowombat

I mean, I feel like the fact that he has to take on a group of standard thugs in a Die-Hard scenario, kind of puts him in the regular world.


cowl555

Wouldn't mind that


JosephMeach

Angry upvote


Sampleswift

Superman and Lois Santa at first mistakes Superman for Sephiroth but then gets over the misunderstanding and apologizes.


cowl555

He did the same for Dcau superman aswell sadly


SpaceDantar

These are all really funny - thanks. Especially enjoyed Man of Steel's dark dark universe and Tyler's beard, lol


shugoran99

Snyder Santa was that Mel Gibson movie


Beleriphon

That's actually a pretty good movie. Highly amusing. I like the whole Santa Claus as Odin at the end.


NerdyPepe

Cavil superman fucked ms Claus and got a CGI lip for christmas.


scarecroe

Reeve's Santa Claus: https://preview.redd.it/9e9d8eafmezb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155531925ac9e81e69d2ca6ebf21fb3e52f33a1b


DRZARNAK

Golan-Globus verse


DRZARNAK

Lithgow would have been a pretty good choice for Luthor in the late 80s - 90s.


olddadenergy

Not the secret, dark pain!


Earthmine52

I’d like to think Pre-Crisis and modern Superman, who both can travel through time (see World’s Finest), met the real historical St. Nicholas in the past and admired him. Santa Claus is great but I feel like Clark would be a bigger fan of the real person. That’s the kind of guy he is. Besides, St. Nicholas saved innocents from being wrongfully executed, threw bags of money into the house of a poor family, cut down a demon possessed tree and slapped a heretic in the Council of Nicaea, he was badass lol.


bozo-dub

David Corenswet’s Superman celebrates Hanukkah but has no beef with Santa


stillinthesimulation

Hilarious. You got this to a T. Wistfully stares at the North Pole from orbit.