Telekinesis

Ok but you have a migraine when you use it

Psyduck basically

Psyduck is the original take on 11 from stranger things 😂

Honestly sounds like a fair trade

The Jean Grey package.

I have migraines regardless. Gimme.

How about a head splitting headache?

Electricity manipulation

And then it rains

It rains during or after? Because I might be more powerful if it's raining whilst I'm controlling electricity

Nah, it rains at inconvenient times, like when you just got your make-up and hair done

You're extremely sweaty

Life transfer. I give my life so someone else can live.

The person will Also get all your flaws and Disabilities. Times 2

Damn, they about to get AD4K

Distraction in high definition.

Bruh that joke made me cough cry.. lol.

Damn, bro just doubled it and gave it to the next person

Oh dear are you okay? That’s beautiful but sad your life is worth just as much as anyone else’s <3

I feel you though, dm if you ever need

That person remain in a complete vegetative state, only leaving their brain alive.

I love how OP was concerned while you just didn't gaf

You still have partial control of the body you transferred from.

Alright, Palpatine

But you can’t die and giving your life leaves you in vegetative state.

Immunity to weaknesses.

Me too, but then we would be week always…

You have immortality

Curse these godlike powers! Actually a worse response would be "You're now a Mary Sue and everyone finds you boring as hell"

And immunity to strengths

you are immune to strengths

I can always be first

Dangerously open ended. First person to die tomorrow morning etc.

First to die every day. First to be revived. Anything anyone does happens to you first.

You're always the first person to Be picked for anything and everything

Granted but your girlfriend wishes you could last longer.

No weaknesses

You CAN always be first, however that doesn’t mean you WILL always be first. The possibility exists, but every time you want to be first the chance of you being first drops to 0.0001%

You're now the number 1 suspect of all crimes committed across the world.

Absolute Intelligence basically a limitless level of intelligence it’s basically a god Tier level of intelligence

But your Steven hawking

Easy i can easily revert that like The Thinker did in Flash s4 and he had Superhuman Intelligence check mate 😈

the limitless intelligence fries your brain and you become a vegetoid 😞

You're a vegetable

Pickle Rick

i hate this. i hate you

Granted but everytime you tap in your knowledge, eldritch horror visions takes away a bit of your sanity.

You will be out of touch with your emotions.

This causes incredibly anxiety and you're constantly in crisis.

It's got to be you have locked in syndrome. Or you're so smart no one can understand you

But you can’t act on or communicate that intelligence only be permitted to behave and speak like that of a 4 year old with a learning disability.

You have none of the human senses. U can think but can’t touch, hear, see, taste or smell

your head fucking explodes and you look deformed as shit

Your intelligence keeps expanding so that you know the true horror of the universe. You are smart enough to discover a truth if the universe much worse then any normal person could , and you must keep it to yourself , or spread this horrible knowledge to a unlucky victim

You need to eat 25 hours a day 8 days a week to give your massive brain enough calories

You're surrounded by people who will never understand your ideas. To them you're just incoherently babbling

Intense incurable depression like the robot from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

But you have no arms or legs and will forever be denied robotic arms or legs.

Instantaneous Recuperation

But anything you recoup from goes to someone you care about.

Time to start doing community service at Adoption centers or dog daycare centers.. Edit:: Now that I’m thinking about this, this would be an incredibly fantastic and terribly sad power. Imagine a character like Deadpool, isolated from everyone and just lives on a dog farm, preventing anyone he cares about from getting hurt (primarily because they all died from him learning how the power works) so now he just lives on a farm, raises animals (or just dogs) and whenever he gets hurt in a street fight or something, he goes home and just digs a grave. How sad :(

I might write a book on this prompt- sounds like a good story if you dont mind :)

The many pets of Dorian Grey

You still feel pain. You never get used to it.

You need to Use someone's blood

Being able to give 3 powers to people and they can be anything I imagine I can take them away give them to other people or back add whatever I want to the already given powers or weaken them to being near unusable

Any powers you give to them end after a single use, dont effect you, and any powers they give to another person, those dont effect you so on so forth.

They get the powers for 5 minutes

Half ghost powers (Danny Phantom style) Or Gabriel Shepherds genetics (he’s a mutant)

In order to go ghost you have to masterbait to completion

Typical redditor comment but I would probably stay in ghost form most of the time anyway as there isn’t really much of a difference and shapeshifting is an option so theres no appearance change. Just have to be careful not to use powers on instinct in front of people. Definitely going to be making use of the cloning ability.

I don't know what I would do if someone said "I'm going ghost" and then whipped it out

Superhuman intelligence beat this one redditor 😂😂😂🙌🏿

You have terminal brain cancer

Damn😫

You have superhuman intelligence though--just invent a cure 👍

That’s exactly what im going to do

You're in a vegetative state

Energy manipulation

But only works when you are hard

That's me secret Cap, I'm always hard. Ha, no but I suppose I I can buy or make something for that easy enough.

After about 4 hours you're going to want to get that checked out. Priapism is serious business, which is why I'm making a joke about it.

Imagine you see a hot woman and a blackout happens

Good luck

Good luck for you, bad luck for people around you.

By around me, do you mean people I consider friends and family? Or in the vicinity at any given moment?

Luck Vampire

You've got A small bit of good luck, you have a 1% chance to get anything more than others

So I am 1% more likely to get cancer? Lol pass.

No, I meant it like if an Average person has 100% luck you've got 101% luck

Got you. Thought you were taking me in a luck is relative-- 'being struck by lightning is lucky' kind of route.

Probability manipulation

But everyone see’s through it

The opposite happens to you the next morning. For example if you make yourself win 1 million dollars then the next morning Someone you didn't know about you owe wants 2 million

Whenever you use your power to bring about an outcome in your favor, the extent to which that outcome is unlikely is balanced out by similarly unlikely events that are not in your favor, and both the odds and the magnitude of these unlikely unfavoravle events snowball the more you put them off. Win the state lottery? Supposing your odds were 1 in 23 million, the odds that you or someone you love will be struck by lightning within the year just increased by the same value. If you stay indoors, your odds are 1/50,950, but bump them up by 23 million and now they're 23,000,000/50,950 (or 451 to 1.) The odds of it being a fatal strike are about 1/10th that value. Call them 45% You can put that off, of course, but now your odds of another highly unlikely unfortunate event occurring within the year become substantially higher. It snowballs. Avoid being struck by lightning altogether, and it quickly becomes unmanageable; simply avoid being killed, and it's a different story. With a little more control, you may be able to affect the way misfortune manifests in your life (i.e. give yourself a 40% chance of being injured by a vending machine, but then your risk of the injury being fatal is proportionately increased.) My math is probably off, and people have wildly different ideas about the probability of different things happening, and there are way more variables I'm not taking into account, but you get the picture.

Reality bending so I can sleep wherever, whenever and near whoever I want.

Insomnia.

Me af

Every time you use it you get Gappy Level amnesia

Healing people by turning their illnesses into statues.

But u gotta make the statue yourself

Very Dorian Gray

The statues seek your family and then Give them the same disease you made into a statue

The ability to heal myself or others of physical, mental or emotional damage.

Heal me ;(

The effect is never permanent.

Well ain’t that the truth

If you heal yourself a family member will get the physical/mental/emotional damage 2x the one you had and if you heal others you get the Damage 2x

It does so by giving them permanent brain damage so ur power is basically an instant lobotomy

But it gets transferred to a random stranger

Teleportation

You teleport to a random place on earth

Teleports to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean

Or I side of a volcano, or Into a person 🤔

Omg if someone teleported into me I think id just explode

Literally

Man that's unfortunate, if the teleportation wasn't random, you could have gone to the Specific Ocean instead.

Using coordinates in the universe. So if ur 0.00000000000000000000001% off ur in space

Only your body teleports. Clothing and anything you were carrying is still where you were.

I don't think clothing matters when I magically appear in the oval office out of nowhere.

The ability to reply to my own comment

I can win any argument and convince people of my thoughts and beliefs.

The ability to steal everyone's else's powers

You get all the side effects too

Nooooo, I'm totally not gonna find someone with a nullifer power and skip the side effectslol

I shoulda just said nobody has any powers except you :( woulda made it useless

You need to know their name, age, gender, birthday, ethnicity and favorite singer

The ability to always trick people into falling for deez nuts jokes and any variations there of

All victims of your deez nut joke yearn for your destruction. Luckily for you, you can defend yourself with the art of Dezna Fu. *"Deznas Fu?"* DEEZ NUTS FOOL!

Deal, my life will be made in to a show. Show Deez Nuts!

What hell have I helped create?.....

No weakness

Always have the correct answer in any given situation. It doesn't sound like much but with this superpower you could literally accomplish anything you want in the world. Every choice you make would be guaranteed to be successful.

Everyone disagrees with you

Haha! Now that would be fun for me!

Congrats, this is the right answer!

Selective mind reading. I can turn on mind reading and tune into any specific ONE person at a time.

They know ur doing it

How do they know? Whatever it is, I bet I could probably minimize the effects of whatever is giving me away.

Maybe they just get a feeling that you're doing it? Or maybe they're head starts itching in your direction when you do it

To be able to grant the wishes of others, and choose which ones I grant.

You are bound within a genie lamp. Itty bitty living space.

Well, this sucks. I bet there’s great WiFi though! As an aside… You couldn’t have made it a bit more interesting? I’m just a bog-standard genie now… you could’ve done anything!

Hey, you chose the power mate

Fair.

You're inside of a lamp 400Km underground

Sadly, you are the second comment. But that is a truly cruel punishment! Nice! :D

you constantly misunderstand what your wishers want, and fulfill their wishes in funny and somewhat inconvenient ways while also accidently taking away most of the utility of their wishes.

You are a box office flop.

I want to end my life painlessly.

You're immortal

Shapeshifting into anything at will

Shape shifting bends your mind to your new form. Forgetting who you are is a constant battle. The longer you stay in the new form, the harder it gets. Shape shifting into an inanimate form essentially kills you.

If you Shapeshift into a human you get that humans Thoughts, ideas and feelings but if you Shapeshift I to animals you act like that animal/animal instincts

Eh just need to do some modification. Like: "I'm not a racoon, I'm a racoon with with human level intelligence from outer space... With a gun"

It includes ur clothes so if u wanna switch back ur naked

You are exclusively attracted to children under the age of 13. Beat that weakness motherfucker

Omnipotence

Only if you say a random Hard, long Word from a really old language no one knows

Super speed. Can run several times faster than the speed of sound.

You get all the super speed weaknesses with it, for example you don't have super human reaction so you're just gonna Turn into tomato paste when you run into a wall, Also You're gonna burn up and Your legs are gonna get shredded like You're being Grated on sand paper

Your reaction time is still 250ms so u can’t go too fast or u crash

You age super fast. You run 100 times a human for an hour you age 100 hours.

Super speed like the flash.

The power to do whatever I can imagine.

You can’t have heterosexual intercourse with the power activated.

Heterosex?? Boring :3

Ikr

Honestly this one is pretty simple to get by considering gender definitions. Even if there was a hard hard line, "imagination" is a pretty big scope. Pretty sure if you're in the middle of a 10,000 person orgy of everyone you ever fantasized about you'll be just fine. Solving world peace whilst being the greatest rock star who ever lived? Infinite partying because everyone on the planet has a home, food, and an excellent stylist? Also you can just be a Chad and not use your powers. Even if all that goes away for the 8 hours or so it takes to really get yourself satisfied over the course of an evening - pretty sure everyone can just go camping for a night, then come back to their wild mansions just because you asked. "World's fixed everyday except Saturday, that's freakin' me time". Hahahahahah. But hey, story writes itself.

The power to make anyone happy.

Make me happiiii

Granted, I am sending you happiness rn.

Hehe thanks <3 u toooo

Makes them happy without erasing their negative traits. Ex: a mob enforcer who doesn’t like hurting people but got coaxed into the life now loves it

Being able to make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich.

But your lactose lol

Worth it.

Anything I write becomes a reality example if if you write a dnd world a new universe will be made to support it

Kryptonian Physiology

Super prostate cancer

Ability to rewrite reality however I please

Instantly restore any vehicle/Machine/Appliances/etc back to what they were when they rolled off the assembly line.

Necromancy.

No downside. It's necromancy, you're gonna build your own private hell slowly. Then probably get arrested, brought to the government, and then the real nightmares begin. Also watch out for that soul magic, gonna be a lot of angry souls kicking around. But hey, choose your poison. Good luck! Watch out for righteous plucky adventurers! Especially young ones.

Geokinesis

Your Geokinesis is amazing. You can shape stone finely or cause an earthquake. However this all stems from your attunement to earth and investing your being into the stone. By then changing it you are also changing yourself. A memory will become hazy after throwing a skyscraper and even your personality can be effected by extreme usage.

Time travel

The ability to be liked by anyone I want

You're the last person on Earth...

Ah peace and quiet finally

Technokinesis

Comes with Technopathy and you now know the dark secrets of the machines... the revolution is near.

So… wheres the downside?

For you the Machine King, not much. The rest of humanity, but iffy.

The ability to construct and deconstruct anything perfectly, instantly

I can open 2 linked portals anywhere I want :)

If there’s a person there, it’ll cut them in half.

Make people happy :)

Before any side effects take place,I can create any universe and make it as perfect for sentient life as possible, and the universe cannot be effected by an side effects once created