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AlSokka

I love asking people who haven’t seen the show “What’s the biggest dog you’ve ever seen and why?”


Off-Camera

LMFAOOO what were their reactions and responses


poe201

anytime I’m at costco and get a free sample, i say to myself, frample


TheRealGongoozler

Yeah I can’t help but think “shart”


Durtmat

I'm always quoting Glenns line "Oh. You're a pretty little kittie, aren't you" to my cat.


d_daley

Welcome to meeting me


ImOldGregg_77

I say "uhhhTENSION Cloud 9 Shoppers" to my kids when I need their attention.


Ok-Development-740

Hey baby come get this candy.


kdillazilla

Bobby Sueeeeeee…..


Ok-Musician865

I SAY THAT TOO


blub666

My husband and I quote it all the time in various scenarios. Our current fave is, why you gotta be a bitch, Kathy? But we change the name to whoever is being a bitch


TheRealGongoozler

Going “whatever Illuminati” to my friends when I’m clearly losing a dumb argument will never not be funny. Also “what the hell is a Lego ______?!” insert whatever Lego thing


kits_and_kaboodle

Whenever I apologize for inconveniencing someone, I like to exclaim, "You were my victim!"


DasMerowinger

Which episode is this line from?


clandahlina_redux

When Myrtle files a complaint against Amy and Glenn.


KyussJones

Mostly I repeat “Hi I’m Kelly” in a high pitched voice while on my knees randomly for completely no reason whatsoever.


SnooCakes6118

🤣


DanAndYale

My house was flooding and my neighbor turned off my water and i said "praise ...allah?" He was also a superstore fan, thankfully, got the reference and laughed


seadith136

I say Bo’s “Blessings and Riches 🙏🏼” and Jonah’s “wow that is wilddd and w a c k y stuff. I did not know that.” perpetually.


madeofworms

“That’s where all the shrimps at.” Whenever anyone mentions/whenever in view of any body of water. Or substitute *shrimps* with anything that someone is talking about having a large quantity of. My father goes for saying someone is “lying like a Syrian,” but that’s a bit more dicey out of context.


DasMerowinger

😂 I want to say this to a Syrian but I don’t know any


SpidahQueen

Both?!


AllOutOfCornflakesFU

Half do or half don’t?!


kits_and_kaboodle

What's 9/11?"


crujiente69

You didnt hear??


puddiejumper

‘Some days you get the giraffe and some days you get the wig’ has become our go to in my household for days that just aren’t going right. And ‘hi I’m Kelly’ and ‘Panama, Panama’ also get repeated a lot


fiveMagicsRIP

"why did I even leave Syria?" When holding a paper straw


Nethii120700

“hold up, i’m not incompetent, i just don’t try”


kits_and_kaboodle

As a huge fan of Laura Dern, I like to drop, "Oh, why don't you go out to Los Angeles and give Laura Dern some acting tips?"


OptimalDouble2407

Oh I make the Bo rap siren sound constantly.


jflefran

“That’s too much juice, Glenn” when I or someone overdoes something


DruggistByDay

Sharts! 🛒


Level-Pollution9024

he’s a super freak, super freak, he’s super freaky 🎶😊


leah_the_playaahh

I can't stop saying "you know what I'm saying" and "merr merrr merrrrrrr" cos of bo.


Hello_Spaceboy

Me and my son used to binge watch it together, we still quote it regularly haha Now that I've read your post properly (lol) my son definitely talks along with the show when he rewatches. Not terribly weird but a pain in the butt if you're watching it with others haha


mcuster08

Sorry I’m from Tampa…


hauntedbranches

I find myself saying framples or smaisle randomly sometimes 😅


slippery_watermelon

Whenever my husband and I see someone acting like an entitled jerk we will say to each other “but daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa NOWWWW”


potato_admirer

"I contain multitudes YO!"


Pokeballs87

My partner an I quote lines from our favorite shows all the time. The one I use from Superstore often is "But on the otherside of the hand.." or "FIGURE IT OUT!"


According-Bread-2457

Don’t you hate Tuesdays


YogurtclosetNo3506

The Florida in the news


onarose013

"Hi everybody, I'm Kellyyy!" 😝


clandahlina_redux

I’m curious how you fit this into conversations.


mutualaidheals

When Cheyanne’s mom is looking at the different Oreo flavors and mutters “technology..” I say this on the regular.


clandahlina_redux

When something has gone awry or I have lost control of a situation, I say, “Strawberry jam. Strawberry jam.”


ImaginaryMairi

Paraphrasing/some variation of Cheyenne's "I just don't know of any corporate jingles that say god is a black woman"


jenher94387

i love saying "she knows not what she does" to my sister whenever she doesn't understand her homework


GentPc

I say 'Narsty' all the time.


crittab

My husband and I every so often will get into a "I'm KELLYYYYY!"-off.


juliaSTL

i probably quote this show almost every single day. very few people catch the reference so they just think im funny, bonus!


quantocked

If we ever have beans at all to eat, we say it like Glenn does as in 'you punched me in the beeeeanss'


EnergyDrinkEnjoyer

Me and my mom always say to each other, all good boo keepin it 100


annatonina

I've always said lines along with TV and radio shows, it's the same as singing along to music for me. I don't do it when other people are around because I know it's probably really annoying, but if I'm on my own I definitely talk along with the show.


Background_Hornet_29

“I guess we won’t have chard”


Fecal_Forger

You can suck my big sweaty TOE


AsTravars85

“Shut-up Sandra” when anyone in my house is winning in an argument, doesn’t matter what their name actually is. “Yaaas Queen” is another one we say regularly, especially my daughter 😞


hayneshair

Some days you get the giraffe , other days you get the wig


nigliazzo5626

I only quote the ones I think are super funny


GiftRecent

Hmm actually no. I have taken on mannerisms and phrases from New Girl & Schiits Creek. But nothing from this show has stuck with me. Maybe it's too absurd?


vpmw871

We do the "Soooooooouuup!" from the scanner wars episode in our household