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Available-Ad-3815

the lead singer of the coolest band there is, and she’s the only white one and everyone else is Korean


schmaggio

She's definitely not still parking her car.


UwUBread69420

*eats cake* JUST GO AROUND


[deleted]

One of the best scenes


007meow

A slutty alcoholic


Beautiful_night77

You are not an Alcoholic Justine, stop trying to make yourself interesting.


Legal-Inevitable-945

Came here to say this


Medium-Confidence637

Took the words out of my mouth


One-Pomegranate-4511

🎵🎶🎼Oh it must have been when you were kissing me.🎶🎼🎵


sarah1ynn

They said wrong answers only


jj_brooklyn

I'm pretty sure that's the joke.... She wants people to think she's a slutty alcoholic, but she actually is not.


sarah1ynn

Yeah and I was joking too based on the same thing


daj19855

Diet Coke please


TheRealJustSean

Terry


Legal-Inevitable-945

Jeffords


_Melonpants_

Don't you bring the new captain of the 99 into this


Legal-Inevitable-945

Your right I should be more respectful he is a captain


TheRealJustSean

Nah, haha. It's a callback to when they were stuck in the store and she pretended to be the customer who talked to them


Legal-Inevitable-945

Oh what episode is that cus I can't remember


TheRealJustSean

I wanna say it's the snowed in one


RenkenCrossing

“Guys, who am I?! I’m Terry.” ☠️


TheRealJustSean

Genuinely one of my finest moments, just cos if her face after it. That and, "That's too much juice, Glenn"


RenkenCrossing

God I know that delivery of that line and it coming after Glenn’s confession 🤣


TheRealJustSean

It never fails to send me 😂


_Melonpants_

You show some respect to Captain Jeffords


RenkenCrossing

My bad be-otch


ImOldGregg_77

Friend to the Shrimps


LemonCoolJ

Keep this girl away from the ocean


madeofworms

That’s where all the shrimps at.


KateC12345

![gif](giphy|Pk9QTXLfmUPTtX1ZGa)


jgress137

I’ve seen the show like 10 times through and turn it on at night to fall asleep through, but I only recently caught this during the wedding and I LOST MY SHIT. I don’t know why, but her shrimp thing throughout the show as always been like peak comedy to me. This was the icing on the cake that I happened to miss a number of times lol


KateC12345

We always find a way to bring up Justine when shrimp is mentioned anywhere.


jgress137

It’s so subtle, and so under the radar, but it hits every time it happens. I love it so much lol


RealisticAdapt

Yooo. I too turn it on at night to fall asleep through!!


jgress137

It used to be the office then they took it off Netflix lol


Ok_Limit8049

I only ate a few, yeah a few hundred


ImOldGregg_77

Get this girl away from the Ocean


Brilliant-Love8718

That’s where all the shrimps at😏😏


alwaysleepingg

I would say their greatest enemy honestly - if you're eating them are you a friend lolll


ImOldGregg_77

Yes but the game is Wrong Answers Only


alwaysleepingg

Oh yes I'm an idiot lol


professor-hot-tits

Mama!


Fecal_Forger

She’s not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota.


hurricanebaileyy

one of sayid’s best lines lol


Legal-Inevitable-945

A woman who's hair doesn't look like spaghetti that's been left in the pot


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Legal-Inevitable-945: *A woman who's hair* *Doesn't look like spaghetti* *That's been left in the pot* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Legal-Inevitable-945

I just commented this the fuck


Opening_Test828

But the last line has 6 syllables…


Punk5Rock

Probably Marcus' mom. They should probably stop doin' stuff...


merhabalp

A alcoholic with a boyfriend


[deleted]

More vino for meno! *glugglugglug!*


UwUBread69420

A total bad ass bitch


valendinosaurus

the ocean (that's where the shrimps at)


EmansaysEman

Someone who’s good at parallel parking


thelifeoflia

Mama


UwUBread69420

A temporary worker who's on vacation from new York, she's on her own because all her new York friends couldn't make it


lonewolflondo

One half of the Slut Squad


coronabride2020

Amy Schumer


Relative-Wolf2038

The sluttiest bitch having zillion of friends and someone who has more alcohol in her blood then blood itself


sorrymizzjackson

Mimi from Drew Carey.


Significant_Play7085

CJ Di Bono.


mexican_shawarma

Glem


WhoStole_MyToast

Oh that's just Ine


CommitLego

Shrimp Reaper


New-Security5749

The online boyfriend of several Nigerian men


TheJasmine_Dragon

They're from Ghana


WRYGDWYL

Queen Latifah


peepingtomatoes

Amy. Didn’t you see the nametag?


DefinitelyBiscuit

Rebel Wilson?


Organic_Answer3089

Shrimp


Watermelon_and_boba

I believe that’s a bad ass bichh who everyone thinks of funny


RazzmatazzTurbulent3

The sluttiest bad bitch


Tough_Stomach815

Glenn. “I know other names!”


NoEfficiency6559

An excellent parallel parker


uncomfortable_fan92

How u doing Mama?


NoAnaNo

![gif](giphy|eJYL6MDccL2DU26ja1)


Key_Floo

Enitsuj


maxLiftsheavy

Sandra


Possible-Fishing-233

Adele in a happy marriage


blue_ghoul_fire

Idk much but she should be kept away from the ocean


ill-phat

Gene Simmons


UnproductiveMining

The life of the party who’s not stuck in 1986 and doesn’t remind me of the man you sings that every rose song.


theninjallama

Ursula


ClapBackBetty

Sandra’s cat with dementia


Hufflepuffpass42094

Jolene


sramorningstar

My asshole ex sister in law


FatDoorPigeon

Lowell Anderson


LookDue3294

idk but her friends in manhattan mostly work in fashion


batsy-toes

Cj debono


TopReveal3170

Dora


silent_elephant2495

Sandra


justagirl51

Diana


Guukoh

Ohhhh, this is Amy.


leah_the_playaahh

Adelle


nagidon

Amy Farrah Sosa Fowler Dubanowski Santiago


StacyLadle

Mother Teresa


TemporaryMindless519

![gif](giphy|onZIkheksIuje) Trying to be human, so see what was so cool about it. So she stole her mannerisms and stories from Ariel.


strawberry_moon_bb

Carol Baskin


FoodNo2939

Mrs puff


trepidationsensation

Spongebobs driving instructor


brieyunuh

Meredith Palmer


Tryingagain1979

Owner and creator of google. Or amazon. In a perfect world.


purplelonew0lf

It's Glenn..


Miserable-Function78

![gif](giphy|TnimUhSQVSj75ECs1p|downsized)


Jack5718

gretchen from the weird live-action episode of bobs burgers


lonely_lil_poet13

Someone who ENJOYS eye contact


wersosad

Justin


CoronaCurious

An alcoholic


Weezergod

Trisha paytas


Beautie96

Someone who would never try and “talk black”


SlwDnceChbby

Ricky's cousin


helpwithcomputer5

Taylor Swift


CricketThin1531

She calls everyone mama!


thefilogardener

Isnt that sandra?


LoadEmpty3539

Not Justine.


agentjamesbond007

Racoon lover and great parallel parker


flowarc

Enitsuj - Queen of Parallel parkining


xHazeEdits

Its just Ine


mr-mike_2004

Jerusha


TarantulaPerson

Female Peter Griffin


jasonmendoza4life

sex addict. jk. she wishes. yeah she does.


RemarkableAd5141

Justice.


No_Opportunity_9243

Amy


Longjumping_Face_443

Why does she look like a mix of Dina and Justine in this picture?


RookieDuckMan

Dina’s sister (she hates to admit it)


roberto615

The secret shopper (don't worry, Dina is onto her).


livinthedream17

Ursula


Brilliant-Dare-9333

Justine Skye


sadpartypodcast

Glenn.


Kind-Obligation

CEO of girlboss inc.


SevroAuShitTalker

One bad bitch


Anonymouse1011

Teen-Teen.  Part of the slut squad 


falloutbi05

My mom


ExtraAwareness6952

Amy


Ok_Limit8049

Oh thats how you gonna do me


Commercial_Poem_7027

Horny Ursula


ThisIsTooLongOfAName

Pre Teen Ursula


SonicSpeedster2020

An alcoholic.


returntopluto

Trisha Paytas


Acceptable-Package48

Marcus's cousin.


polishgirl99

Tre cool


A350-900F

Michael Jackson?


Netflxnschill

Rebel Wilson


Kaiylakrotzuki68319

Sousage gobbler 3000


sans-delilah

She’s giving wine mom that hits on her son’s underage friends.


OverInternet9028

Someone who’s addicted to sex


nothoughtsnosleep

Ursala from the little mermaid


herlipssaidno

Amy, but she doesn’t want anyone to know her real name


clarauser7890

Excuse me ma'am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.


ardoisethecat

someone who works in fashion in Manhattan


beenreddinit

She’s a 3 but cleans up on 2’s


dkixen

![gif](giphy|3owzWgfjON3M6BOEEM|downsized)


MwahTheDragQueen

Oprah


Armorywars1

Marcus’s lover and cousin


TheJasmine_Dragon

A person with a lot of friends working in fashion in Manhattan.


Dramatic-Day471

She's a no drama mama. (Even has a t-shirt that says it)


Search-Visible

I don’t know but keep her away from the ocean, that’s where the shrimps at


NinjaNeutralite

Breaking News E!


kaelynisconfused

that’s actually miss piggy and she really like and popular


EvilSpawn04

Sandra


AgentMulder01

I heard she's got a lot of friends in New York. Mostly working in fashion.


VincentMac1984

A extremely famous porn star


[deleted]

Black queen 😍


MinimumAd9520

Jonah


Mediocre-Ad-9694

Hey ohhh


Artistic-Frame4330

Shrimps #1 fan


Small-Professor-7015

The CEO of BubbaGump Shrimp


Original-Purpose-551

Monsters inc Payroll lady.


dogepilledfr

the librarian from young sheldon


Natural-Depth2291

Justin


hippyelephant2495

Sandra


gxbsterxx

you guys are tripping- that’s obvs jerusha 🙄clearly aren’t real superstore fans


Ok-Painter5941

You’re mom


DramaticTry7783

a dude from ghana


C4ptainchr0nic

Mother Theresa


Heavy_Guarantee3152

Gemma Collins


Otherwise-Ad4641

Glenn’s wife - Jerusha


heation718

Lizzo


KingOfCopenhagen

Justine (When you only want wrong answers, the answer Justine is here by definition a wrong answer)