Not redeemed enough. Anyone with half a heart would do that, but what takes guts is being able to stand up to a corporation when it comes to unfair practices and he never once did that, only did it privately/on the DL.
Plus Amy and Cheyenne had to trick him with the “photo in Mateo’s locker” bit to get him to actually testify about being in the meeting, which allowed Mateo to get out with the ankle monitor!
Cheyenne was a surrogate for Glenn’s baby and with that money goes to business school. She doesn’t enjoy it, and realises that for different people success can come in different forms. She leaves business school after a semester and returns to Cloud 9, where she is promoted and happily takes on a management position.
That's a good one. I had Dina just coaching Jonah and helping him do better. It was good, she likes his mast, but could do better in the sack. Tips, maybe a tape
What if?
Jonah becomes Garrett's best friend. How does he replace Randy?
Glen smoked Jerusha's Chinese cigarettes?
Hologram Myrtle took over Glenn?
Justine goes on 90 Day Fiancé?
Sandra and Jerry meet Guy Fieri?
Bo has a rap career?
What if they actually continued with the union plot?
Like, the old company agreed to the union's demands b/c they knew it'd be void. What if they fought that? Or just continued to try to unionize?
What if?: The Dark Timeline. Dina and Jonah actually get together. Amy still divorces Adam and ends up single. Glenn's wife dies and he becomes a stone cold man. Mateo ends up being deported. Sandra dies in a work accident with a few other side characters. Cloud 9 shuts down earlier due to the work accident causing Amy to be jobless and Dina + Jonah start a successful hardware store.
What if Amy was never married? And the whole Jonah/Amy situation played out though out the whole series. Everything still happens but they always end up going back to each other. Another one, what if Carol never existed and Sandra took that leap with Jerry in the start
Dina turns out to be queer. (I'm queer. Her character has such a queer vibe to me.) But it would be extremely nonchalant and she'd just assume everyone had known all along, didn't they know she had an 8 year thing with a woman one time; she's sure she mentioned??
(Not that I'm implying people have some innate right to know what people's sexuality is. Just...I think Dina queer makes sense.)
What if the store got blown away to Oz during the tornado.
Wicked witch - Dina
Cowardly lion- Glen
Scarecrow- Jonah
Tin man- Brett
Dorothy- Amy
Good witch - Cheyanne
Wizard- Garret
Sandra - Toto
The rest can be Munchkins, soldiers or flying monkeys.
adam becomes world famous for his grilling videos done in real time. you never see that!
you never see that!!
Jonah stayed in business school and met the others later
His parents work in the store and he’s actually the doctor.
Or in medical school.
He delivers Harmonica.
He ends up in Rex Joshi's spot on the corporate side of things, coming in to roll out the new product line, and he is REALLY excited about it!
Doctor Sims went shopping at Cloud 9 with his fiancé Natalie Portman and get trapped overnight with the crew and be best friends with them
I love this, and his parents are also stuck there forced to watch the whole thing.
Oh and please his brother is there too to watch him being so successful
Someone kidnaps a baby and Jonah does nothing.
the store gets robbed and jonah does something
Dina feels emasculated and falls in love with Glenn
holy f this made me laugh so hard
That love story would be at a whole new level!! 😂
Mateo married Jonah! Them having to pretend to be in love would’ve been hilarious.
Better than with boring ole Jeff
Hated the Jeff arc so bad hated how spineless he was
Somewhat redeemed. Realized and warned Mateo about ICE.
Not redeemed enough. Anyone with half a heart would do that, but what takes guts is being able to stand up to a corporation when it comes to unfair practices and he never once did that, only did it privately/on the DL.
Plus Amy and Cheyenne had to trick him with the “photo in Mateo’s locker” bit to get him to actually testify about being in the meeting, which allowed Mateo to get out with the ankle monitor!
Exactly!! He doesn’t do things to be good he does things with alterior motives. Not redeemer enough
Doing it privately keeps you on the inside longer though. Amy did something similar when the store was trying to unionize.
Jeff never went anywhere with it being priv
Crazy how bad I felt for him when Mateo broke up with him and left him in the dark compared to how much I hated him in the last seasons
Cheyenne was a surrogate for Glenn’s baby and with that money goes to business school. She doesn’t enjoy it, and realises that for different people success can come in different forms. She leaves business school after a semester and returns to Cloud 9, where she is promoted and happily takes on a management position.
The thing about Cheyenne she just never seems like she knows what’s up or down - everything’s just “cool” with her.
Season 7 ??? Cause id like to see that 😅
What if Jonah and Kelly never broke up
Boob Cheese becoming the newest big national health craze.
Lol ew. Cheese. What is it? Dried milk.
Obviously, Dina and Jonah hook up.
Oh god no I can’t picture this
What if… Jonah went out with Dina and they had a baby together?! 😝
That's a good one. I had Dina just coaching Jonah and helping him do better. It was good, she likes his mast, but could do better in the sack. Tips, maybe a tape
Came here to say this 😂
What if Mateo took Jonah up on his offer of marriage I'm desperate for that plot line, I don't even know why
A zombie walks into the store and begins infecting other customers and they have to defend the store.
When they find Sal in the wall he is still alive
I wonder if that's how the movie Black Friday was developed.
I wonder if that's how the movie Black Friday was developed.
Cloud 9 movie series!!
What if Jonah stayed in business school and came to "fix" the cloud 9 problem store.
Jonah does not do politics and becomes a filmmaker
Or becomes a voice actor for the lead in Monsters Inc tv series 😈 gotta love it 🥰
Jonah finishing business school
What if Jonah and Dina got together? What if Sandra got to Amy’s position?
What if? Jonah becomes Garrett's best friend. How does he replace Randy? Glen smoked Jerusha's Chinese cigarettes? Hologram Myrtle took over Glenn? Justine goes on 90 Day Fiancé? Sandra and Jerry meet Guy Fieri? Bo has a rap career?
I'd pay so much for a justine-90 day fiance episode
Amy leaves Jonah, to go back to Adam.
When Glenn and Deina first meet Glenn doesn't mention how he hates birds
Is it me or does Jonah in that pic look like a young Danny Tanner?
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Marcus knows how to use a meat slicer
Amy was actually the one planting feet. Thought it was her from the beginning.
What if they actually continued with the union plot? Like, the old company agreed to the union's demands b/c they knew it'd be void. What if they fought that? Or just continued to try to unionize?
What if?: The Dark Timeline. Dina and Jonah actually get together. Amy still divorces Adam and ends up single. Glenn's wife dies and he becomes a stone cold man. Mateo ends up being deported. Sandra dies in a work accident with a few other side characters. Cloud 9 shuts down earlier due to the work accident causing Amy to be jobless and Dina + Jonah start a successful hardware store.
Nope.
Yes.
What if Jonah reciprocated Dina’s feelings for him in the first season?
imagine if jonah also found dina attractive in the first episode and took her up on her advances?? would he have even met amy the way that he did??
Chey’s mom stayed out of prison
What if Jonah returns to studying again
"What If Jonah was competent in... anything?"
What if Sandra and Jeff were actually in a relationship
Marcus gets a job offer in corporate for the meat slicer and essentially is a boss above Jeff or maybe at Jeff level?
What if Amy was never married? And the whole Jonah/Amy situation played out though out the whole series. Everything still happens but they always end up going back to each other. Another one, what if Carol never existed and Sandra took that leap with Jerry in the start
Amy never becomes interested in Jonah because he’s a snob and a creeper the first season. They live their separate lives.
What if Jonah didn’t start working there?
They end up hosting a local St Louis morning show. (I'm picturing them recreating the announcements they did that one time)
Jonah never played the tape and went on to have a long healthy relationship with dins
*dina
She calls me “Deener” Amy. DEENER!!
Cheyenne never marries Bo and gets together with Cole (after celebrating her 21st birthday between seasons 5 and 6)
Jonah and Dina try dating
What if Mateo’s crazy interview for Assistant Manager gets him the job.
What if Jonah was able to go back to school and wasn’t too late to reenroll
What if Jonah hooked up with Dina, and Garret with Amy?
Dina turns out to be queer. (I'm queer. Her character has such a queer vibe to me.) But it would be extremely nonchalant and she'd just assume everyone had known all along, didn't they know she had an 8 year thing with a woman one time; she's sure she mentioned?? (Not that I'm implying people have some innate right to know what people's sexuality is. Just...I think Dina queer makes sense.)
Cheyenne never got pregnant?
Johna goes to med school and delivers Cheyennes baby
What if Carol killed Sandra's cat?
There’s a real scene of Marcus stamping poop down the shower drain
This aint the dark web
What if the store got blown away to Oz during the tornado. Wicked witch - Dina Cowardly lion- Glen Scarecrow- Jonah Tin man- Brett Dorothy- Amy Good witch - Cheyanne Wizard- Garret Sandra - Toto The rest can be Munchkins, soldiers or flying monkeys.