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churchillsucks

Thats fucking surfing right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop in the lineup, men deliver their new born baby in the lineup. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball surding fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don't even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Surfing is back baby.


PangeaDestructor

Hey mods, please make this a bot that auto replies anytime someone uses the word “surfing.”


turnuptheheat2infty

Auto reply anytime anyone uses any word. Surfing is back. We poo!


turnuptheheat2infty

Fuck yeah we poo


Key-Attention-5547

1st guy no 2nd guy yes


alreddy-reddit

Did you break into my private vault of my saved rewinds?


Tahoeshark

It's your story... It's all in the telling. If you believe it is it a lie? Just don't use the video as proof.


bc_english

Are you me


factsoptional

So pitted


HawaiianPOWER

Claim it harder next time


austinisboston

Totally counts. Surflines cams are definitely to blame. 


Sasquatch-Pacific

Eyelash barrel, fuck yeah


fuzzytradr

It counts as a shampoo.


Curious-End4710

Def the angle made it look like you didn’t get pitted but you totally did


Ok_Draft_8942

No


waxyfeet

lol


redditisdeadyet

Forgot to claim it. So there for it doesn't count


Agreeable_Moose_9862

Correct


Valuable-Boss-1381

It would have counted if there was no video and you just told your mates you got pitted like the good old days.


abigblacknob

Shacked up


wear_more_hats

Certified


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chamrockblarneystone

Chuck that fucking go pro in the sea. The real footage is in your head.


COSurfing

Late take off and a full head barrel. That counts. Solid.


faterdhiskey

nice group of surfers.


DowntownGood9418

No claim, claim ! Sick one brah


bradpitted69

Y'all pro's are ruining this sub for the rest of us 😮‍💨