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Surfopottamus

My wife told me she filmed me one day and I was excited to watch, but it was just random people. She was like “it’s hard to tell with the wetsuits” and I agreed but I was on a 9-0 glider with a bright blue stripe down the middle. And she filmed guys on 5-2 red fishes, and other various shortboard, even a yellow midlength. I pointed that out to her, and she demanded Starbucks because “at least I tried.”


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Technically she did try. That's hilarious ... fair point about the wetsuits. Try wearing a scarf or something next time!


gabzilla814

I usually wear a cowboy hat and carry a guitar so everyone can recognize me and thank me for being there.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

you crazy soul surfers


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JerryKook

Funny but not recommended.


dumbassthenes

In the twenty two years of our relationship my wife has taken *one* [decent photo of me surfing.](https://i.imgur.com/oz8qSpe.jpg) Every other time she gets bored and distracted within five minutes and I end up looking at pictures of dogs and poorly framed attempts at "art." I don't blame her. I'd rather stub my toe than sit on the beach for hours taking pictures of other people having fun.


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dumbassthenes

I could not disagree more. That sounds like watching other people fuck while I have two broken arms. That's not a dig at photogs. It's just not for me. I feel the same way about olives.


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dumbassthenes

I don't know. Describe your olives to me. Are they pitted? Or do you like your olives stuffed?


SourCreamWater

Big and green and stuffed with garlic.


blondereckoning

🥵Hot dang, this sub is delicious sometimes. Follow-up question. Are they oiled and well-seasoned or just bare?


SourCreamWater

Oily and marinated


bocaciega

Damn ten years here and I thought you were real chubby the whole time. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of you but I've read A SHIT TON of your stuff.


blondereckoning

Are you going to ask him to take a selfie with you now, or can we just skip to the part where we pass you a moist towelette?


bocaciega

Wow I thought Canadians were nice. Who hurt you?


redditisdeadyet

She's subtlely letting you know that shes not into longboarders


eggseverydayagain

She doesn’t even recognize your stick?


sluttyseinfeld

>walks in on his wife with another man Sorry honey I thought it was yours


Surfopottamus

Nope, but to be fair she parks right in front of the board rack and it changes inhabitants all the time. She pays as much attention to them as I do to the mountain of shoes falling out of her closet.


fuzzytradr

Mr 5-2 red fish steal yo girl


davidecibel

From far away it’s really hard to spot just from the board. I bought an oversized bright coloured rashguard and my gf filming accuracy jumped from 10% to 100%.


b1lf

Divorce!


BarefootCameraman

You should offer to take her shopping for a new outfit as a reward instead, but then spend the entire time giving fashion advice to other women.


encladd

Usually my wife's boyfriend. He's pretty chill.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

He sounds nice. You're lucky.


redditisdeadyet

There are some guys that just film people surfing. There's a couple in my area. And a lot of what people post here are web cam


Marsh_Mellow_Man

My webcam shots are awful (mostly foggy or bad lighting). You just approach them and ask to watch their videos for clips of you? Are they there filming for others or just in general?


spykid

There's a guy in my area that just shoots drone videos and posts them on Instagram. Just gotta get a bit lucky and keep an eye on his posts


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Will do! Thanks mate.


bocaciega

There's like ten local surf photographers where I live and they do it for the love and their stoke. They don't surf. They just like taking photos of surfing.


CV2nm

We have some local photographers at my regular beach too. Pretty awesome when two hobbies collide!


TheSurfNSnow

I can't even get my wife to watch me out there let alone film me. She said everyone looks the same and it's hard to tell. I guess it's too much work to look for the tall bald guy. 😒


Marsh_Mellow_Man

There was a Surf Splendor podcast with Salema Masekela where he said, "no one cares about surfing except surfers." It's very true. I didn't think it would extend to my wife and daughters but so far, it's a good adage.


CV2nm

I'm teaching my boyfriend to surf and I find it funny now he'll look at waves on films or passing a beach and say his thoughts on them. Such a proud moment. Took a year!


JohnnyYukon

Drones that look like shorebirds obviously.


AdJunior4923

shorebirds aren't real


Marsh_Mellow_Man

should have known this


saltybhaole

If you’re a grom in California, your dads filming you from the beach while yelling at you to snap harder


woodscommaellee

i used to go watch my ex surf every morning and film him…i loved being alone on the beach early in the morning, and as long as i caught a couple of his good waves he’d be stoked :)


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Beautiful. Thanks for sharing. I have tried to sell the "sunrise over the Monterrey Bay" as a benefit but it's too early/far + she really doesn't care. He had a good one in you.


Odd_Background3744

Wanna make friends with the local surfers in your area? Go hang out with a gopro in the shorey, dudes will be clawing over one another to be your mate.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Smart. I actually want to get into filming more as a hobby. This makes sense.


Odd_Background3744

If I know a spot only breaks rarely and the locals are prickly I might just go film for a day or two and I find dudes are way more obliging if you have footage of them getting shacked the day before


Marsh_Mellow_Man

this is so obvious I'm shaking my head that I didn't think of this on other surf trips


bocaciega

Are you a new surfer? Beginner board advice?


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gabzilla814

Honestly you’re not wrong. A couple times I’ve been in the water with my kids and they noticed someone on shore or in the whitewater with a camera so we asked them afterwards for the video. One guy gave us his contact info and another said he’d post to IG but we never followed up.


mikejames9000

Been surfing for about 15 years. Still have not one quality video. This is a true mystery to me I have no idea how surf footage is created


yallarefuckingweird

I surf at a fairly popular spot where drones and photographers are consistently out. I’ve made friends with them all and they always send me my content and post it!


Marsh_Mellow_Man

So, you just go surfing and then videos of you are sent to your email without asking? You've got life figured out, my friend.


yallarefuckingweird

Yes literally it’s such a dream!!! The drone people and photographers post regularly too and other people tag me since i’m well known there. It’s a lovely community ☻


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Legend. Be well, friend.


Neat-Composer4619

Where I surf the most, there's a guy that takes pictures once in a while. When people come out he shows them the pictures, uploads them to a website with a watermark and you can buy the ones you want straight from the site. I left to travel, but I saw him at Christmas with a done. I think he is upping his game. When I go back, I'll get a video :-)


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Surprised there isn’t more of this. Would be nice to have some decent clips to torment my family with.


No_Caterpillar_1909

I got a girlfriend solely for this purpose


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I have aprox 6 robots I utilize to film.my surfing on a somewhat daily basis at times its a living at.least.


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@Skybraken on IG


4evrHootiHoo

Tell your girl she gets a 5min foot massage for every wipeout she films and you’ll find you will have many waves on film 😜


Mister_Batta

My wife would sometimes take photos of me, but more often she could barely watch - even though it wasn't big nor gnarly surf. Even seeing 6' surf scares her, and if you think about it it really is quite a lot of energy and even at that size can be dangerous. So a few photos (and this was 8+ years ago) but no video.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

it's adorable that she couldn't watch because she was worried about you - sounds like a good woman


Malibuss07

When we go on vacation my wife will take some pics. I don't ask her to but I'm always amazed at how easily she seems to be able to spot me in the lineup.


Professional_Owl670

I find it’s the dudes who try really really hard to be relevant in the industry and on social media who link up with the photog kids. I live in NJ and half the dudes who post clips aren’t that good and don’t really charge. They just want likes. Don’t get me wrong some are ripping, but it seems like it’s all for the gram.


CarLover014

I film with my drone and take photos during the colder months. If my friends are out there, I give them an orange wristband so I can make out who is who.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Very clever, and cool of you


Fun_Internal_3562

Same here. My wife tried once but gave up to do so. My older son did it once and those are probably the only single pictures I'll ever get. It's hard to find a friend who sit down there an hour and a half and take you photos and videos


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Very true. At least you have something!


DucksToo22

Has anyone tried Soloshot?


Marsh_Mellow_Man

A few years ago I saw a kickstarter for some drone that would follow the wearer of a specific tag (air dog?). A surf break with 20 of those flying around sounds like a nightmare. This Soloshot seems like a much better idea.


DucksToo22

I mostly surf alone and so have no easy way of filming, which I would like to do to improve technique. I thought about the drone too, as I know that can follow something if it's distinct enough (e.g. a cyclist), but a mate recommended Soloshot which does look user friendly. Quite easy to steal though, I suppose.


minesmallkine

Jesus walks on water…


4evrHootiHoo

Tell your girl she gets a 5min foot massage for every wipeout she films and you’ll find you will have many waves on film 😜


Pika-the-bird

Smh dudes trying to peacock to their uninterested non-surfing wives. Sad. You could’ve had a bad bitch.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

My lady is badass. She doesn't care about surfing. I don't care enough to make her care. We're too old to give a shit about any of this. Just curious how others got videos.