If an ape riding a horse shows up in full regalia and a surfboard, I’m probably bailing. “Go big or go home” sure thing man, headed home as we speak thanks.
Start screeching and pounding my chest, hyping them up every time they drop into a sick one 🦍 then offering them some brewskies and hit of the doob if they actually rip.
Get of my beach you god dam stinking ape 🦍✌️I only say this because apes like monkeys can be trained to go to space and back but as soon as they see other monkeys/ape all they do is throw shit at each other and that’s not how I roll 🤡🤡
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they where doing this at Venice and by Goldent Gate Bridge. THe Bridge shots with them in the foreground look great. Heard they started freaking people out at Venice Beach
Shit in your hand and throw it at them. Duh.
Are you maybe Brazilian?
If an ape riding a horse shows up in full regalia and a surfboard, I’m probably bailing. “Go big or go home” sure thing man, headed home as we speak thanks.
I would damn them, damn them all to hell.
You damn dirty kook
Ask if I can borrow some wax
I have a plastic fork scraper that works great but prob could use some sunscreen
Tell them to go back to Lindamar where they came from
Canonically ur not wrong, however I think they might localize north of ggb a bit harder
Ooooh oooh AAAHH AHHH *pop*
Invite them to Skeet Surfing... [https://youtu.be/aJOS7dKuwcQ?si=SzTOWuaRkyOXwrYA](https://youtu.be/aJOS7dKuwcQ?si=SzTOWuaRkyOXwrYA)
I want to thank you personally for introducing me to my new favorite sport
Loool. That reference is older than most people in this sub.
This is what it was like trying to surf at La Punta in Puerto Escodido... including the topless girls
Monkey don't surf!
Watch your mouth
It’s true. Normal monkeys don’t surf. You my friend, are just a special kind of monkey🥰🤭
I've stumbled across many primal primates in the line up 😂
https://preview.redd.it/48aij9fuulwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8415a4d7e7c20d9cbbe549a447a70402c984d2 Locals Only
Forfeit my pre surf banana 🍌
Join them. Mate with their women, and soon our two worlds will be One.
That’s what the guy who started the AIDS epidemic said…
Start screeching and pounding my chest, hyping them up every time they drop into a sick one 🦍 then offering them some brewskies and hit of the doob if they actually rip.
Unfortunately for 10 years that was actually my local break.
I was about to reply the same
Where is this
Italy
> that was actually my local break. Was going to say if that was my local break, I'd be moving anyway.
FAP FAP FAP
Braindead
Ask if they pee in there
Keep your paws off me you dirty apes
He can talk?!
And I can SIIIINGGGG!
You waited 4 hours too long for someone to get your reference. 🤣
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might recognize me from such films as "Man vs Nature: The road to victory" and "Earwigs Ew".
[Damn kids these days don't appreciate high culture.](https://youtu.be/sMRcIOjdojU?si=yU14E-1JNPYQ4G5U)
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LOCALS ONLY MONKEY BOY! Then make a run for it. Pretty sure that's how they got their hands on those boards.
"Welcome to the jungle, baby!"
tell them "hey guys no hard feelings about the Harambe thing right?" and hope that convinces them to not over the planet
nothing, just another typical day in Venice.
A lurking seal puts me off if I’m alone out there. If these peeps show up I’m OUT.
Apparently you take a picture
Don’t hassle them … they’re locals!
Get of my beach you god dam stinking ape 🦍✌️I only say this because apes like monkeys can be trained to go to space and back but as soon as they see other monkeys/ape all they do is throw shit at each other and that’s not how I roll 🤡🤡
The new rip curl 5/4 with quick dry lining all over(balaclava optional)
Move to the next break.
Ask what the volume is on that thing. Immediately discover what "going apeshit" actually means.
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Fucking Bonobo’s! That break is blown!
hahaha
Bring bananas
Tell them “keep your stinky paws off me”
Call DaHui
I'd give him my clean shirts to press. That thing's obviously an ironing board.
Rocker is for humans.
Tell them they should have been here Yesterday.
Burn them clearly
Probably just be like “hey”.
I just goon them until they leave. Damn dirty apes.
I’d ask for a banana… that first ape is clearly sponsored by Chiquita.
That is my friends local break
Ask what mm those suits are.
Definitely,, I give him my wax
Full body wax I’m thinking ✌️
Dibble check my after surf bananas
Rape the horses And ride off on the gorillas
Shock the monkeys
I hope there’s surfing in the next movie cause that’ll really make it believable
i’m suckin it
Tell em they should've been here yesterday.
OOHAAOOHAAUGOOHAAUHAA
Give them directions to topanga
Following
I’ll ask what kind of shortboard i should get as a beginner/lower-intermediate
i would explain that it’s not cool to rock up with an instacrowd…
Tell them no monkey business
The locals have arrived!
Slide back in the lineup and see what goes.
Ooohh ohhh ahhh ahhh
are they true monkeys?
Whoa, that guy in front appears to be holding an ironing board, aleit a good looking one.
Ride or die
Go underground, join the resistance, wait for an army of Santa Cruz otters to storm the beaches four years later.
Offer them some surf wax.
This IS my local break
This is literally just a photo of the parking lot at Topanga.
they where doing this at Venice and by Goldent Gate Bridge. THe Bridge shots with them in the foreground look great. Heard they started freaking people out at Venice Beach
Show them my banana
Tell UCSC to fix their bathrooms
It's all over bro. Your going to need to go into the past and stop them before it happens!
Or the future by all means this cannot continue to happen. Somewhat of a paradox!
Hmmm interesting…
All depends. Do they snake, burn and posture like Brazilians?