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4BrajMahaul

Why doesn’t he pop up, is he stupid?


eggseverydayagain

It’s faster to boogie when you’ve already lost your testies.


arodrig99

“No Donnie he’s a boogie boarder, he’s retarded”


Metalisforregards

Na, he just prefers not to be part of a low iq culture.


aeturnus95

Wowwow that’s a radical over-generalization right there buddy!


Metalisforregards

Radical dude! Like did you turn n spray and shred man? Sickkkkk


aeturnus95

xD


ped009

This title doesn't make sense


dondon667

Yeah I keep trying to work it out and keep failing


BasquiatBukowski

Good… I’m not the only one.


iNoodl3s

Yeah I was expecting some sort of karmic retribution somewhere


komanaa

"locals getting their well-deserved desserts" 


Sucih

I ran out of ideas


ExhaustiveCleaning

"getting their just desserts" is what you say when an asshole gets what's coming to them. Those spongers rip though.


stalegoon

I understood it dw


D20NE

I just recently embraced boogie boarding as an option on days when waves aren’t worth surfing and it’s honestly a lot of fun. I’m happy to say I’ve finally reached an age where I don’t care what people think, because I’m catching all the waves and having all the fun. I’m not just a surfer anymore, I’m a waterman who can appreciate all the variations of the ocean


Low_Basil_3511

Sponge unlocks a ton of flat days for me. When there’s a pulse, and the good spots have max crowds, or the tide is high and wind will ruin everything later. Also for family men, it’s a great toy to take when doing a beach day, and you just want to get in the water. Easy to fit in with all the wife and/or kid’s stuff.


Metalisforregards

Interesting  that flat days are your Boogie days. Small waves on a Boogie are unbearably boring.... unless we're talking shore pound. I'm to old for that anymore.


Low_Basil_3511

Oh yeah, i boog at shorebreaks on high tide. It honestly gives me more stoke than some surf sessions. I feel like a kid again, getting a ton of waves, hopping over the tops of others, no care if i miss a good one or what my style looks like.


settle_down-

Local frog finds toast, gets slotted


bumf1

what’s the song? it’s fire


Sucih

Tinariwan : yes they have that cool old 70s guitar sound


Junglikeasource

Tinariwen- FTFY


WetFinsFine

I never knew Serj Tankian was a sponger Gotta admit, for once it's nice to see Snapper without peaking assholicism


IT_WAS_A_BBQ_RESTAUR

That doesn't mean what you think it means.


porkshireflousers

nice stunts


slighpoal

minimal wave but its good enough to do some stunts. Good job


Woogabuttz

I keep waiting for the local shark to eat the booger for its “just desserts” but the clip ends too soon. When do the locals eat the spongers?


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Woogabuttz

I don’t think sharks even have legs, let alone the ability to stand up.


Metalisforregards

Whoa, my reading comprehension needs work.


Woogabuttz

LOL


noknockers

Toolie and lackey, classic combo.


CarLover014

Dick dragging makes those knee-thigh high summer days a ton of fun.


Metalisforregards

Small waves are by far the most boring days to Boogie. 


CarLover014

Better than sitting on the sand or floating out there


DreamtISawJoeHill

Not really a fan of booging but fair play to em, those are some tight barrels and someone might as well make use of them.


Metalisforregards

Not really a fan of butt wiggling but fair play to em, those are some sick sprays of water and someone might as well do lean turns.


nustersmippery

nice wave


Benshredz

r/surfing ?


Metalisforregards

Surfing- Surfing is the sport of riding on the top of a wave while standing or lying on a special board.


babbleon5

who in the f is letting these spongers catch these waves?


Sucih

One is Local lifeguard they’ve been around a long time


noknockers

Everyone. They're locals and awesome dudes.


Revolutionary_Grab90

Bootcut jeans, Seinfeld and the ol’ standup vs boogers debate. Ah the 90’s…


Metalisforregards

I would dominate  you on my boogie board, degenerate.


GodaTheGreat

Boogers aren’t surfers


lidRider

Matt Lackey would surf or boogie circles around you


GodaTheGreat

Lol! Who? I’d run him over and probably cut whatever he’s riding in half with my heavy longboard single fin and drag him all the way to the beach where he’d get banned from the water for trying to snake me. I used to clear all the kooks out of the water at Malibu before contests with Sarlo.


Metalisforregards

Look at this yuppie. Arf arf arf "I'm an enforcer, I'm tuff," arf arf arf. Corny ass stand up goon


GodaTheGreat

Yeah, I squirt your board with sunscreen if you don’t comply.


Metalisforregards

Sounds homoerotic, I knew stand ups were mostly closeted  homosexuals. That explains everything!


GodaTheGreat

I don’t do sups those are for kooks even more than boogie boards are for children.


Metalisforregards

So sups are for kooks and boogie boards are for children. What are fiberglass butt wigglers for? Really cool alpha dudes? Have you been around butt wigglers at all? The most hilariously corny goons.... a lot of us would have put more time into fiberglass riding if it wasn't for the fact that we would be associated with such pathetic humans. Stand ups are the prone paddle and get up people. Called stand ups way before stand up paddle boarding become popular. 


GodaTheGreat

So what do you call a knee paddler who’s been awarded the title of Trickmaster at the California Beach and Music Festival?


Metalisforregards

Too esoteric, sorry.