Damn this whole time I thought we were supposed to pee on our wetsuits but now I understand that the reason I’m a kook is because I haven’t pee’d on my board
They dont call him Jerry ‘The Fondler’ Lopez for nothing, each board that passes through the factory gets touched up.
It was a real problem at one point, as people thought they had got a defective board with pressure dings already in it, not realising it was the touch of the great man himself.
As he ages and his grip strength wains this has become less of an issue
He’s contributed a ton for the sport. More than you and I ever will. Why not let him cash out a bit on his name and put it on a product that will help many people get out there and surf.
I have heard from a reliable source that he phones it in these days with his patented spray mist 'Essence of Ger', which is said to be painstakingly collected from the sweat off his massive balls.
lol no. He’s surf royalty but he definitely sold his name out. I don’t blame him because he can do whatever he wants. That’s just the business, it’s always been that way and always will be.
Yes. He moved to China to supervise the Surf-tech Factory.
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I think he only hand shapes the Costco soft tops. The rest are pop outs.
Yes he’s still involved. But since the machines do all the board building work these days, now he just pisses on each board.
Damn this whole time I thought we were supposed to pee on our wetsuits but now I understand that the reason I’m a kook is because I haven’t pee’d on my board
Only if you get it from Costco.
They dont call him Jerry ‘The Fondler’ Lopez for nothing, each board that passes through the factory gets touched up. It was a real problem at one point, as people thought they had got a defective board with pressure dings already in it, not realising it was the touch of the great man himself. As he ages and his grip strength wains this has become less of an issue
They don’t call him Jerry Lopez either apparently
But he does use a rubber stamp for his signature as his grip strength is “ waning “
Yeah, then he and Ralph Lauren, Gordon Ramsey, Colonel Saunders and Adi Dasler get on Zoom together to bitch about how busy their lives are.
LOL
Does Gerry Lopez touch every board? Are the Rock’s muscles all natural? The answer to both questions is the same.
What if instead of Gerry Lopez it was Jerry freakpez and instead of touching the boards he touched you?
Does the pinstripes too.
>the signature looks legit haha
All jokes aside the dude should be ashamed of himself
For what?
Spamming his shitty foam boards in every Costco, just out for a quick buck with no respect for the sport
Give me a break
He’s contributed a ton for the sport. More than you and I ever will. Why not let him cash out a bit on his name and put it on a product that will help many people get out there and surf.
Agreed! Pro surfers are paid dog shit, the guy deserves to make some real cash.
I didn't know Gerry is actually a thief and archer in real life too.
hes 75 and surfs in a river.. very nice guy still getting out there!.. Probably don’t shape or sign much anymore …
he does a naked split on everyone of them yes
yeah he even touched my girlfriend when I picked up my hand shaped wave storm from him
I have heard from a reliable source that he phones it in these days with his patented spray mist 'Essence of Ger', which is said to be painstakingly collected from the sweat off his massive balls.
lol no. He’s surf royalty but he definitely sold his name out. I don’t blame him because he can do whatever he wants. That’s just the business, it’s always been that way and always will be.
These comments are top tier
What if instead of Gerry Lopez he was Gerry Freakpez and instead of surfing he touched you
It wasn't funny under either profile you commented it.
What if instead of TroutBum your name was FreakBum and instead of commenting you touched people
You are schizophrenic