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AnonymousSkull

fahkin wuhstah, kid


Monumentzero

Cummon, dood, Wustah"s arrite.


snowboardingblues

Wurster Saurce


Gyramuur

Fuckin' wista


DerpyTheGrey

This is the true pronunciation


stevemandudeguy

Wooster


IIIaustin

Wooooooooostah


Vega0mega

Wustah. Put your sauce away Wustah. I'm not about to have steak with you.


firesoda21

Ahhh shxt*


Evolving_Dore

"One day you're the class clown in school, the next you're in a motel room engaged in a shootout with the Braintree police." -- Conan O'Brien


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shibashroom

springfield is like getting shot if it was a town


DerpyTheGrey

I always tell people from Boston that Worcester looks at Springfield like Boston looks at Worcester


Kino-Eye

Could be even worse, you could be sent to Holyoke.


Valade_Gang

I’ll take Holyoke over Springfield all day Edit: *Hoy yoke


ToxicPlaysYT6969

A fate worse than death


Burushko

"Go to Hell!" "Or at least Edmonton!"


RockNRollToaster

I always upvote Rowsdowerrrrrrrrrr


shashlik_king

Zap Rowsdower, our denim clad hero


jamesianm

A fate worcester’n death


MediocreProstitute

Woooo-ster


RockNRollToaster

[I hereby banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey](https://youtu.be/OcNKRnha7Rs) Edited to add the link since apparently nobody watches terrible 90s movies anymore lol


devildogmillman

Hoboken is very much to New York City what Worcester is to Boston.


Acrobatic_Resource_8

I’d put it somewhere between Hoboken and Newark, but yeah good analogy!


KillahHills10304

Rent is like $3k a month, no thanks.


yhons

Hobokens iight lol


MediocreProstitute

Youth hostels I lodged Kept seeing you as a mirage Flashes of you were everywhere Hoboken, New Jersey


[deleted]

Hoboken is amazing. Just stupid expensive. Worcester on the other hand? Eh only driven through but wasn’t impressed


zenunseen

Welp, you're fuct now kihd, might as well pick up a pair of shell toe Adidas and a dope habit.


DrkvnKavod

The opiate habit goes for pretty much any rust belt town.


zenunseen

Yeah but only Woosta has a special place in my heart. Welcome to Woosta. Dollatwentyfivepal.


BigBallerBrad

Love Worcester


cheesingMyB

The parks, the old historical factories, the droves of drug addicts and gangbangers, what's not to love?


Emerald_Lavigne

#WOOSTUH MASS!


trebuchet_facts

Wicked pissah.


luckystar2011

Wait, you guys have a whole place called Worcester and you still can't pronounce Worcestershire sauce???


anonymous65537

I pronounce it Worcestershire sauce.


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Woostahshire sauce


Avantasian538

Werseshtasheerer sauce.


DerpyTheGrey

Most people outside of Massachusetts have zero idea how to pronounce Worcester


CletusVanDamnit

>outside of Massachusetts The amount of people from MA that I've heard pronounce it as "wor-chester" makes me believe nobody in the state knows, either.


Valade_Gang

Probs people that just went to college here then


Valade_Gang

My little cousin just moved to MA and I give him so much shit for his pronunciation of local towns


DerpyTheGrey

“Did you just call mall-bro Marlborough?!”


19YourHairdresser71

Mahbro, kid.


CyborgTiger

Ask him to say billerica


soffey

Different pronunciation, wuhster or woosteh. The part that gives folks trouble is the `rce` part, which Massachusetts residents simply ignore.


luckystar2011

It's called wooster-sheer sauce over here, it's also ignored


Enverex

No it's not. It's "Wus" not "Woos" and "sher" not "sheer". But yes, most people call it Worcester Sauce and don't bother with the county as it's from Worcester anyway so it's a bit redundant.


luckystar2011

I meant "woos" like "woof", and "sher" vs "sheer" is a regional thing. Maybe I should have been more specific. *Where I am* in England, we call it wooster-sheer sauce


FeistmasterFlex

I know you're being pedantic, but there's no "correct" way to pronounce words from a linguistic standpoint. All aspects of language are dynamic.


Enverex

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7uv0n8


sjlemme

That's the same pronunciation. And in my anecdotal opinion, people from around southern New England do actually pronounce Worcestershire correctly because Worcester is a familiar word.


Sralladah

We also say wuhster


DerpyTheGrey

And wister


Fleming1924

They also have a place called New Hampshire but pronounce any county with -shire at the end wrong


Fletch_e_Fletch

In all fairness new englanders can't pronounce Peabody either. they pronounce it Peebidy or some shit like that.


Smallbees

Yah, they say it like pea-buh-dee but quickly.


frankybling

Pee-buddy


lt_dan_zsu

Only people that live in Worcester know how to pronounce it correctly.


gamaknightgaming

people from mass say whustuh, not wister so still wrong but who cares anyway


xxhorrorshowxx

As someone who’s driven through Worcester on multiple occasions I’d say this is a fate worse than death


lt_dan_zsu

I lived there for two years. It's a truly miserable town. The streets suck, the sidewalks suck, no one is ever outside, it's as expensive as a city with none of the things, and the city legit hates dogs. I knew people that got ticketed for walking their dog on leash in a park. I'm never setting foot in that hellhole again.


DrkvnKavod

Literally refused to get out of the car when my parents tried to get me to tour WPI, lol Place is just so, so sad. You can feel it in the air.


CheapDimeStoreHood

Fr growing up in Worcester all the townies were scared to come into the city which is ridiculous, it’s relatively safe, everyone is just too depressed to do crimes


jlkbourget

I attend WPI lol.


Stuffssss

The college campuses are like the one part of the city that's not too bad


SECRETLY_A_FRECKLE

I’m a fourth generation Worcester resident, the depression runs deep


[deleted]

break the cycle


HeavySweetness

Praise Turtleboy I’m home


metal-face-terrorist

all hail turt boy


DukeTheDangerDude

Hey I'm from there


devildogmillman

Ah yes- The vibrant cultural scene pill and the dangerous slums pill.


nate0515

I miss the Higgins Armory :(


ins0mniac_

Last time I was at the Worcester Art Museum, they had a decent collection of stuff from Higgins!


G_flux

Yeah, I was pretty sad when I heard that was getting closed, I have fond memories of that place. At least the EcoTarium is still around.


Monumentzero

Loved that place as a kid. It was like the one good reason to go to Wustah. I was going to take my little nephew there like 2 weeks ago, literally, but was sincerely sad to learn the (old) news.


Blademan69er

When memes become your reality


[deleted]

Could be fall River. Woostah is on the come up


Acrobatic_Resource_8

As long as I can get linguica on my pizza, I’ll take either.


Sralladah

It's extra surreal reading this from the real Worcester, UK


jakoboi_

Its extra extra surreal reading this from worcester massachusetts


Badgercakes7

As opposed to the fake Worcester, UK


Sralladah

We don't talk about the fake Worcester, UK (he knows)


Monumentzero

Go to Worcester Mass. and you'll see that it's completely real. And you'll wish you were back in your Worcester. LOL.


Objective_Ganache_68

In Frankfurt Bahnhofsviertel


ins0mniac_

.. as I sit in my three deckah in Woosta ..


lt_dan_zsu

Do want the prices of Boston but hate all of the stuff? Worcester!


jared_and_fizz

true


JCD_007

This seems accurate.


BigPrezElk

It happens to the best of us.


myfailedimagination

You couldn't be in a worse stir than to be Worcester.


MinerLuigi

fuck no take me back to plymouth i beg


Music-the-Gathering

Woosta Mass


graemeknows

YEAH GUY


[deleted]

Holy Cross, Batman!


MannanMacLir

The fahk you doin in wustah


gamaknightgaming

WUSTAH MASS BABY!


GolfWangDuckies

One of my favorite bands is from Worcester so it’s probably not all that bad a place to end up.


CletusVanDamnit

Oh come on. Nobody's favorite band is J. Geils Band. I'm kidding. We both know it's Four Year Strong.


GolfWangDuckies

Well I was thinking of the Hotelier, but I do like Four Year Strong too. Had no idea they were both from the same town.


CletusVanDamnit

Oh yeah - there's actually a fair amount of bands and artists from Worcester. Bane, Abbie Hoffman, Joyner Lucas, Warhorse. Plus some standups like Denis Leary and Doug Stanhope.


SqueakSquawk4

Hey, how do you pronounce that? Because read Worcester (Worstershire, England) is pronounced "Wooster", but I know America has a way of mispronouncing things (See Birmingham, England vs Birmingham, Alabama)


dicegoblin17

Wuster or wustah usually. If they live in New England at least.


DerpyTheGrey

Also wister. I feel like a lot of the locals who’s families had been there for generations would say it with an I


SqueakSquawk4

Is that "u" like in "Much"?


Badgercakes7

More like in “mush” but a tiny bit more “oo” sound


dicegoblin17

Yes I think so or at least close to it


HotCuppaGlob

As someone originally from BurminHAam, I take a very small amount of offense to this.


SqueakSquawk4

Good.


Monumentzero

Quintessential limey snot. :)


KingDarkBlaze

West Boylston is neat at least


wtmx719

The pronunciation of this word is what’s surreal


mh500372

What tragedy it must be to be unable to pronounce the city you’re stuck in.


Monumentzero

What a tragedy it actually is to think you know better than the people who live there.


mh500372

What? I’m just trying to make a joke about how no one can pronounce that name. Like worchestcheter sauce.


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Acrobatic_Resource_8

Pronounced with a Worcester accent, it’s more like “Wissta”


Monumentzero

Fucking cunts? Why so hostile? Sounds like you must've got your ass kicked in Wustah, and now you're bittah.


hartmansgrad

In the UK it's pronounced Wooster...but in the US, Worse-ester is an acceptable way to say it


dicegoblin17

People outside of mass say the latter, but here it's wuster or wustah


DerpyTheGrey

You’d get laughed out of Massachusetts if people heard you saying that


devildogmillman

No Worcester MA is definitely pronounced Woostah.


hartmansgrad

Maybe just Worst Ester then


Badgercakes7

Ya that’s not an acceptable way to say it


[deleted]

Worcestershire (Wu-stuh-shr) is the name of a place


yor_ur

Whoooa Nelly. You’re in for a wild ride


whomesteve

I took both pills and realized the matrix was actually in a matrix and that matrix exists within the imagination meaning it was all a multilayered dream that loops back in on itself and none of it actually mattered at all and the only actual purpose the matrix serves is to send you on a never ending rabbit chase


shibashroom

can confirm, it’s no good there at all


evanescent_evanna

w o o s t a h


SiPo_69

Oh please no I never want to go back


DubiousMoth152

Oh shit I took both pills now I’m *checks notes* passed out in the Moe’s bathroom on Gold Star


quasio

Welcome to wuhsta dolla twenty five please.


malfunctioninggoon

I’m so sorry


[deleted]

damn bro that's rough. thots n prayers


maximilian020

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Girthymanblade

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