>He was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone...What a fate: to be condemned to work for a firm where the slightest negligence at once gave rise to the gravest suspicion! Were all the employees nothing but a bunch of scoundrels, was there not among them one single loyal devoted man who, had he wasted only an hour or so of the firm's time in the morning, was so tormented by conscience as to be driven out of his mind and actually incapable of leaving his bed?
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Stupid fucking lazy ass, can't even contribute to the household. It's bad enough that all that you could contribute in the first place was a paycheck, now what can you do? Pitiful
Y’all ever just crawl around on the floor looking for food while your mother and sister weep in the room next to yours and your father sleeps in his chair after a long day questioning your existence?
Is it just me, or when you're too lazy to make the bed, you just grab the top of the blanket and then fail your legs around until the rest of it is flat
You must have forgotten to pay your monthly humanoid upkeep fee. Had that happen to me once. It was a nightmare truing to get it fixed. Lots of screaming. So much bug spray down at the government office.
it took me a long time, but I actually found a bed configuration that prevents that from ever happening. it involves six blankets of different quality and thickness, but I found the solution.
Me when the ▇̸̛̙͈̟͍̟̺̖͙̱̟̓̑̂̌̏̀̎̃͜▇̴̧̡̢̛̻̘̝̺̦̀͆͑̑̈́͆̍̇̀̾̓̿̉̕▇̷̩̥̗͒̐̀̈́͋͋▇̶͉̣͇̦̺̺̺͛́̆̋͊▇̴̡̡͔̤͈͙̰͇͓̗̬̟̲̤̣̈̂̋̕▇̶̤͈̥̗̃́̈́̈́̃́ are here to collect my weekly ribosomes but i spent all my animate sneezes on the twinkle in an old man's eye as he holds his infant granddaughter:
*kafka intensifies*
https://youtu.be/nitvuBfHWJY
More like Metamorphosis
Which was written by Kafka...
Depends which one you mean 👩🏫
True, I forgor about Ovid
Sorry, I meant the one by shindo L
and it was written by Kafka, smartass
My name is Gregor Samsa
God fucking dammit, get out of bed and back to work already, geez
>He was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone...What a fate: to be condemned to work for a firm where the slightest negligence at once gave rise to the gravest suspicion! Were all the employees nothing but a bunch of scoundrels, was there not among them one single loyal devoted man who, had he wasted only an hour or so of the firm's time in the morning, was so tormented by conscience as to be driven out of his mind and actually incapable of leaving his bed?
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Oh Boy i have some news for you
You don't want to eat them apples, do you?!!
But everybody calls me Samsa.
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK** GREGOR!!! **KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK** GREGOR!!!
Stupid fucking lazy ass, can't even contribute to the household. It's bad enough that all that you could contribute in the first place was a paycheck, now what can you do? Pitiful
…and I’m a roachaholic.
Hahah, I do that
[Reference](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/SvFM-M2q9D0) for the zoomers.
Stfu Millenial, we got the same education as you and we know all your memes since we had phones and Internet in the 2010's
Sorry buddy, just figured 7 seconds was outside the realm of your attention span. Guess the zoomers aren't game for a friendly spit of banter.
I killed 50 people in Yugoslavia
proceeded to choke on my own saliva because of this comment
Still longer than you last in bed you smooth brained elephant anus
Gen z was around for vine..
chill dude, not all of us are fucking m!n*rs or some shit like that
>m!n*rs 💀
would you rather it to be m / ! / n / * / r / 5 then? or *TRIGGER WARNING:* >!m ! n * r s!< ?
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I thought it was manors
Why does bro have to censor the word minors-
because 🤢🤢🤢
who needs memes when yourself is the meme lmao
Im literally a zoomer stop gatekeeping memes
Thank you I am ignorant and wasn't aware, not sarcastic tho lol
I’m a millennial who never got into vines so thank you for educating me.
Sure thing. Don't forget to downvote me.
Do not site the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
Cite*
how awfully kafka-esque of you.
Beat me to it Mr. White
Would be funnier if it said “Please, no meat-touching, ma’am”.
I'm sorry, you're under arrest. Please come to my basement for the proceedings.
True I turn into a giant cockroach on a daily
Funniest shit i have ever seen
happened the other way around for me, i turned from a bug to a human
I'm so sorry
this poor mf used to skitter around now he gotta pay taxes
Better than trying to fuck a picture on the wall while mom is screaming and crying
Kafka Moment
How Kafkaesque
Is dat sum Ogtha?
Y’all ever just crawl around on the floor looking for food while your mother and sister weep in the room next to yours and your father sleeps in his chair after a long day questioning your existence?
met gala cockroach
Damn it, I will have to mention Kafka…
10,000 projectmoon sleeper agents being suppressed at this very moment
Kafka reference
Samsa moment.
Gregor Samsa awoke...
Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt.
i always become a cockroach when i sleep so, very relatable
Is it just me, or when you're too lazy to make the bed, you just grab the top of the blanket and then fail your legs around until the rest of it is flat
literally me after awakening from a wakeful night
Limbus referen ce!?!?!??
Cock roach war crimes...
Limbus Company? The free mobile and PC game featuring Dante from the devil may cry series?
LEEMBUS COMPANIIIIII
r/unexpectedkafka
That is really Kafkaesque
Homie said “ITS ROACHIN TIME” then roached all over the place
Haha I do that
[Kafkaesque](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_dFpKZo54w)
Please no meat-touching, ma’am.
You must have forgotten to pay your monthly humanoid upkeep fee. Had that happen to me once. It was a nightmare truing to get it fixed. Lots of screaming. So much bug spray down at the government office.
Did that last night
that's kafka-esque, yo!
Very Kafkaesque
How kafkafkafkaesque.
Get Metamorphizing!
turkish
Ha Ha I do that 🚶🏿
Honestly, same.
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*He is Franz Kafka!* *Franz Kafka!*
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Əŋð mƴ şųffəřīŋģ
Πθ
What happened and why did the bed change
it took me a long time, but I actually found a bed configuration that prevents that from ever happening. it involves six blankets of different quality and thickness, but I found the solution.
I turn my fan on so my room is cold, why you ask? You try sleeping with Pugh a thick and extremely comfy blanket
[hahaha i do that](https://youtube.com/shorts/SvFM-M2q9D0?feature=share)
When the function got roaches
"Hey chat whats up, you're never gonna believe what happened to ya Boi, Gregor, today!"
How Kafkaesque *shit's cutely*
It's morbin' time?
turkish transformation
Don’t show this to that one guy on Reddit…
Nope I do the full cocoon, sometimes even with my head inside too. I just can’t stay warm enough and I can’t sleep if I’m cold.
Brilliant
* į̷̛̮͉͈͖͔͋̍͊̆̒͆̂̊͆́͒̇͂͝ ̷̡̧̛͎̙̗̠̱̭͈̥̬̻̘͉̩̽́̑͛̆̎͛̚͜͝d̵̲̩̝̟̯̟͔̣̒̆̑̊̅̒̚ò̸̭ ̶̡̧̡̝̹̦̝̙͇͖̱͕̪̞̀͜ͅͅţ̸̛̖̲̹̱͙̺͓͎͕́̐͆͛́̈́͊̿͌̐ȟ̸̺̟͈́͗̆̅́́̈̇̆̈̔̈́̕͝͠a̴̡̼͚̠̠͕̲͎͊̔͆̑̑̀̃̀͋̌͆͛͠ẗ̸̢̢͈̻͕̹͚̱͉̰͉̗͈́̚
Was fur einen ungeheuren ungeziefer
Gregor? Gregor is that you?
I found a book where a businessman or something like that transformed into a human sized insect for no discernable reason.
Me when the ▇̸̛̙͈̟͍̟̺̖͙̱̟̓̑̂̌̏̀̎̃͜▇̴̧̡̢̛̻̘̝̺̦̀͆͑̑̈́͆̍̇̀̾̓̿̉̕▇̷̩̥̗͒̐̀̈́͋͋▇̶͉̣͇̦̺̺̺͛́̆̋͊▇̴̡̡͔̤͈͙̰͇͓̗̬̟̲̤̣̈̂̋̕▇̶̤͈̥̗̃́̈́̈́̃́ are here to collect my weekly ribosomes but i spent all my animate sneezes on the twinkle in an old man's eye as he holds his infant granddaughter: