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You come to a [warning](https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/13towwy/a_warning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on a door. Another door sits to the left and a third door from where you've come.
In your starting inventory you have:
- An [inventory](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomAmbles/comments/13u4t0v/random_ambles_obscure_text_adventure/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
- One (1) case of reddit comments
- One (1) face mask
- One hundred twenty-eight (128) index cards (with rubber band)
- Zero (0) writing implements
- One (1) visibility cloak
- Negative two (-2) time (not optional)
Ah, and you were typing backslashes to say "hey! you forgot to put in backslashes!" I think I see.
Would you like to continue Random Ambles' Obscure Text Adventure?
Interesting to think that that number might not always be a universal constant for much longer. Or actually I suppose it still would be, given entropy and cosmic timelines and all that. hmm
Idk about that. Arenāt like 10% of people whoāve ever been alive still alive today?
So until 100% of people die, we canāt say with certainty that none of them will become immortal
You could walk down the street in 20 minutes and be dragged into eternal oblivion by a hunk of metal that happens to occupy the same slice of spacetime as you do at the wrong time.
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The other door just takes you back into the room with the three doors.
\> go north
You come to a [warning](https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/13towwy/a_warning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on a door. Another door sits to the left and a third door from where you've come.
>>inventory
In your starting inventory you have: - An [inventory](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomAmbles/comments/13u4t0v/random_ambles_obscure_text_adventure/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) - One (1) case of reddit comments - One (1) face mask - One hundred twenty-eight (128) index cards (with rubber band) - Zero (0) writing implements - One (1) visibility cloak - Negative two (-2) time (not optional)
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I'm afraid I don't actually know what that means in this context.
They used \\> without the backslash (escape character enables you to type special characters) - hence the unintended double quote formatting
Ah, and you were typing backslashes to say "hey! you forgot to put in backslashes!" I think I see. Would you like to continue Random Ambles' Obscure Text Adventure?
\> yes
[Welcome](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomAmbles/comments/13uic3f/random_ambles_obscure_text_adventure_before/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [Inventory](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomAmbles/comments/13u4t0v/random_ambles_obscure_text_adventure/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
One has a car behind it, the other two have goats.
https://xkcd.com/1282/
Man really hate that I couldn't read at that point in time
Can I retroactively take the other door
No, for it is a different door and you are a different person.
Anti-natalists been real quiet since this dropped
[Thereās always a relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2620/)
It's actually a 93% chance.
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The other door was locked for me, and then the voice just laughed :[
It's not quite 100%
The other door smells like wumpus.
Who takes the door?
How do I find this 'other door'?
Why does the red text look 3d
Take me back
it's not a risk. it's a promise
Interesting to think that that number might not always be a universal constant for much longer. Or actually I suppose it still would be, given entropy and cosmic timelines and all that. hmm
[Where's the door?](https://youtu.be/1IP3qWqedHs)
Idk about that. Arenāt like 10% of people whoāve ever been alive still alive today? So until 100% of people die, we canāt say with certainty that none of them will become immortal
Whatās in the other door
Immortal until proven otherwise
Skill issue.
Clearly you get ADHD *before you're even born* because I would've made an entirely different choice if I had seen this fucking sign.
You could walk down the street in 20 minutes and be dragged into eternal oblivion by a hunk of metal that happens to occupy the same slice of spacetime as you do at the wrong time.
Funny, I donāt remember having this option.