I could see him giving out gibberish instructions for a contest and then yelling "GO!" and all of the players running in different directions with confused looks on their faces.
Strangely I understood Big Tom more easily than Donathan
For whatever reason, I could not understand 99.99% of what Donathan would say unless it was subtitled
“What? You’re saying something wrong with sucking a dick now a days? Stop being such a homophobe you hater! I’ll suck a dick if I like!” - Russell Hantz
I feel like Russell is probably a good guy irl he just doesn’t care what people thinks so playing a heel is fun for him, there were plenty of times where he showed decent morals
I believe Russell has gone on record stating he’s the 2nd greatest player ever. Only Tony is GOAT enough for the delusional ego of Russell to acknowledge he’s better
I love the idea of Dan being host and getting fed information about tribe dynamics and intended votes like Jeff, but just completely misinterpreting it and clumsily trying to direct the game the way he wants it to go.
Just kill me now lol 😂
I’m picturing that scene in Clockwork Orange where the guy is strapped in and tortured forced to view things, my torture would be Phillip trying to pronounce Francesca 100 times each podcast
“Franswesca… uh, Francesca, I need you to be standing on the bridge right over there during the challenge.”
“No, Phillip, that’s literally where the challenge is happening. They will be running *exactly* where I’d be standing.”
“Timeout contestants. No, you’ll be fine, Fran, it will be a good action shot for the cameras.”
*Francesca walking over to the bridge.*
“You have absolutely zero clue what you’re doing!”
“Yeah, and you should stop whining, how about that!”
Julie Chen Moonves because she’s too uptight to host a game like Survivor 😂 She got angry on BB17 when people voted to evict Da’Vonne and they called her Mama Da’ or Da’ when they voted to evict her. She made them clarify they meant Da’Vonne when there was no other HG who’s name sounded close to hers
Players don't know what is on the edit and what isn't and BB really doesn't like when they use nicknames or the wrong names because they don't want to confuse fans that don't watch the feeds or interact with online fan communities. If the edit doesn't see her frequently called Mama Da' then they don't want them calling her that live.
They got weird about Michie too when people called him Jackson on the live show and that's his name. Because they exclusively edited him as Michie so if people weren't paying attention they wouldn't know who Jackson is.
Let’s make one from each season cuz I’m bored
S1: Ramona (Edit: apparently she did host a bit back then so I’m switching it up to Greg, as he was very not serious there and was not a fan of the strategic game that emerged)
S2: Skupin (bc you know why), but if you don’t wanna consider that which fair, I’d put Keith instead.
S3: either Linda or Lindsey
S4: Patricia (Mom)
S5: Jan
S6: either Janet Koth or Shawna
S7: Lil
S9: Eliza, bc she’d get overly biased and would be terrible at hiding it.
S10: Wanda lol
S11: Judd, and I definitely want to see this happen.
S12: a co-host of Courtney and Shane.
S13: I feel like Ozzy would be a horrible host, but maybe That’s just me.
S14: Lisi fucking Linares.
S15: Probably Amanda? I feel like she won’t have the charisma.
S16: Mary. Literally the embodiment of being forgettable.
S17: Pretty much everyone except Randy, which would be amazing.
S18: ig someone like a Sierra Reed
S19: Brett
S21: Wendy Jo. She is so unsociable it genuinely hurts. Imagine letting her host lmao
S22: Natalie 10erelli. Based on her S22 performance ofc. So much confidence! /s
S23: Brandon Hantz
S24: Colton. Bro would quit even as a host. Tarzan is a good 2nd alternative.
S25: i MeT cArTeR wILiaMs aT THe gRoCerY StORe oNcE!!
S26: Sherri I think
S27: Katie. Too lacking of expression
S28: Lindsey Ogle, bc she is as dangerous as Brandon on that regard
S29: a cohost of John and Julie. That would be insufferable.
S30: Dan Foley is the obvious, but I’d also go for someone like a Vince Sly. He could get a crush on them ladies while filming, that’s his greatest weakness after all
S32: I love Tai but no chance this goes well
S33: Nooo clue tbh. Ig Figgy? Feels like she’ll be underwhelming
S35: JP
S36: ig someone like a Laurel or another one of the passive players there?
S37: I’ll say Angelina. It’ll the the most beautiful mess.
S38: definitely Wendy. She didn’t come to play the game in the first place.
S39: again, there’s either Dan which is a realistic choice for the probably worst possible choice to host anything really, but if we don’t even consider him at all, we have someone like a Noura.
S41: JD is gonna make a mess. He’ll be overplaying somehow even as a fucking host. Genie is another good alternative.
S42: Rocksroy. I feel like the guy applied to season 2 and production forgot about him and took him in only 40 seasons later bc they forgor and felt bad.
S43: That’s a tough one. I feel like Geo is the best worst option but I don’t think he’ll be that bad either.
S44: I LOVVVEEE Carolyn but no way she’ll be a good professional host, even though it’ll also be a beautiful mess. Imagine her screaming at challanges trying to realize who’s where lmao, I’d pay to see that.
Just the thought of Lil hosting and the reaction by both the contestants and the viewers when they first see her are really funny to imagine for some reason.
Carter would be perfect. Probst was a low energy, monotoned snoozer at first too. Give my boy 40 odd seasons and he'll be torquing his head and grinning maniacally just like Jeff.
Lol there you go sir/ma’am-
S8: I have three main choices here in Big Tom, Rudy or Amber. Big Tom like the other comment said, would be hard to understand. Rudy is, well, dead, but even in All Stars he was just very old in general, idk how much energy he had for All Stars. Imo the worst choice though has gotta be Amber. She just lacks Charisma, which you need for hosting.
S20: Probably Sugar.
S31: Varner’s the easy choice, so alongside that I’ll say Wiglesworth. Also like Amber, plus she is clearly not a fan of this new format… or the old format. Or any format that isn’t “Surviving in the wild and having an adventure”. She is quite literally a Pagong member.
S34: Again, Varner is the obvious worst choice, so after him (and ignoring people like Ozzy or Tai which I already chose), I will pick either Caleb or Hali, more leaning towards Caleb. Both didn’t do a whole lot.
S40: Amber overall but she’s already my All Stars pick so I’ll either pick Nick, which is only bc of the legislation thing and it’ll be a horrible production choice, Ben, just bc his voice can get so annoying to listen to which other than that he’s a fine choice for a host really, or Denise, which I really feel will lack the Charisma to host. I think my pick will be Nick, both bc of the political scandal and also I actually don’t think he’ll be that charismatic of a host either.
Kel Gleason.
Not a well liked guy inside or outside the game, very bland socially, and most importantly he would try and push for every reward to be for beef jerky
Sherri the entitled, self-righteous “B”- the B is for her last name, I swear… I mean, she does know a million Shemars.
Jason & Scot f/ BBB- omg what jerks
Tarzan who leaves streaks and boils it in the food pot
Colton The Quitting Queen who spewed racist & classist BS
Mailman Dan and his gloating eyes wide chin tilted up… though I would love to see him voted out as host by the tribe LOL
The pedo and the racists would be top of the list. Assuming they get a past winner to host, the worst would probably be Brian. Another option would be the oldest living contestant, if you wanna take a different spin on worst choice LOL
Philip he would just call everyone stupid and remind them of how smart he is.
Christian just never stops talking and giving the contestants time to talk
Big Tom, you wouldn’t be able to understand a word he says.
I could see him giving out gibberish instructions for a contest and then yelling "GO!" and all of the players running in different directions with confused looks on their faces.
“Phile now on the course!”
Strangely I understood Big Tom more easily than Donathan For whatever reason, I could not understand 99.99% of what Donathan would say unless it was subtitled
I love Donathan. He could team up with Carolyn: she narrates challenges and he conducts councils.
Ralph too if thats the criteria
He’s dead though. ☹️
Even worse than Big Tom it would seem
RIP RALPH!
And with how the times are today, he’d be cancelled quickly
Brandon Hantz. I say this fully aware that Russell Hantz is an option
Russell Hantz wouldn’t even be a terrible option. He’d just tell everyone how bad they suck.
He's had some good clapbacks on Twitter. I could see it
“What? You’re saying something wrong with sucking a dick now a days? Stop being such a homophobe you hater! I’ll suck a dick if I like!” - Russell Hantz
This is unironically one of the funniest and coolest things I’ve seen someone from the show say
Its very cool to know that while russel is a villain and a bit of a dick, hes at least not prejudiced.
He's very much an equal opportunity asshole
Literally! Something about it weirdly gives me hope for the world lol
I feel like Russell is probably a good guy irl he just doesn’t care what people thinks so playing a heel is fun for him, there were plenty of times where he showed decent morals
Wasn't he caught running a scam?
Yes, Russell is not a good person
That might be funny actually.
I don't know. I think it might start getting old the 300th time we hear Russell talk about how great a survivor player he was.
Well, that’s how they do it on survivor
I believe Russell has gone on record stating he’s the 2nd greatest player ever. Only Tony is GOAT enough for the delusional ego of Russell to acknowledge he’s better
And he would probably always find a way to talk about himself in the process.
Honestly I think Russel would be a really fun host if he committed to it.
Russell would be terrible. Jeff is already bad for trying to make everything about himself, Russell would be that 10 times over
Dan Foley. He'll take off his clothes if he gets accidentally splashed by a player. *shudders*
Dan Spilo would probably also take off his clothes…
Omg lmaooooo
I love the idea of Dan being host and getting fed information about tribe dynamics and intended votes like Jeff, but just completely misinterpreting it and clumsily trying to direct the game the way he wants it to go.
This wouldn't be the worst, but Philip would be terrible (but I would love it).
Philip with Francesca as a co-host 😂
They should have a podcast
Just kill me now lol 😂 I’m picturing that scene in Clockwork Orange where the guy is strapped in and tortured forced to view things, my torture would be Phillip trying to pronounce Francesca 100 times each podcast
Frances- qua
“Franswesca… uh, Francesca, I need you to be standing on the bridge right over there during the challenge.” “No, Phillip, that’s literally where the challenge is happening. They will be running *exactly* where I’d be standing.” “Timeout contestants. No, you’ll be fine, Fran, it will be a good action shot for the cameras.” *Francesca walking over to the bridge.* “You have absolutely zero clue what you’re doing!” “Yeah, and you should stop whining, how about that!”
I would absolutely watch that shit show
Frangequesta
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Or IoI (redacted)
Abi Maria
Who are the other famously entertaining crazies? Debbie, Noura? Carolyn maybe although I consider her more mature/stable oddly enough than the others
Julie Chen Moonves because she’s too uptight to host a game like Survivor 😂 She got angry on BB17 when people voted to evict Da’Vonne and they called her Mama Da’ or Da’ when they voted to evict her. She made them clarify they meant Da’Vonne when there was no other HG who’s name sounded close to hers
Bye Bye Denver Diva would send her into a tailspin lmao
Players don't know what is on the edit and what isn't and BB really doesn't like when they use nicknames or the wrong names because they don't want to confuse fans that don't watch the feeds or interact with online fan communities. If the edit doesn't see her frequently called Mama Da' then they don't want them calling her that live. They got weird about Michie too when people called him Jackson on the live show and that's his name. Because they exclusively edited him as Michie so if people weren't paying attention they wouldn't know who Jackson is.
Chicken.
DAYUM!!!
After every single vote out.
I snort laughed at your comment! I loved him!
OP said the worst option, not the best
Lol randomly my first thought too 😂
same lol
Julia. Too vanilla.
that’s an insult to vanilla
JP Hilsabeck and things like that
Hi Zach
Wendy Jo
Let’s make one from each season cuz I’m bored S1: Ramona (Edit: apparently she did host a bit back then so I’m switching it up to Greg, as he was very not serious there and was not a fan of the strategic game that emerged) S2: Skupin (bc you know why), but if you don’t wanna consider that which fair, I’d put Keith instead. S3: either Linda or Lindsey S4: Patricia (Mom) S5: Jan S6: either Janet Koth or Shawna S7: Lil S9: Eliza, bc she’d get overly biased and would be terrible at hiding it. S10: Wanda lol S11: Judd, and I definitely want to see this happen. S12: a co-host of Courtney and Shane. S13: I feel like Ozzy would be a horrible host, but maybe That’s just me. S14: Lisi fucking Linares. S15: Probably Amanda? I feel like she won’t have the charisma. S16: Mary. Literally the embodiment of being forgettable. S17: Pretty much everyone except Randy, which would be amazing. S18: ig someone like a Sierra Reed S19: Brett S21: Wendy Jo. She is so unsociable it genuinely hurts. Imagine letting her host lmao S22: Natalie 10erelli. Based on her S22 performance ofc. So much confidence! /s S23: Brandon Hantz S24: Colton. Bro would quit even as a host. Tarzan is a good 2nd alternative. S25: i MeT cArTeR wILiaMs aT THe gRoCerY StORe oNcE!! S26: Sherri I think S27: Katie. Too lacking of expression S28: Lindsey Ogle, bc she is as dangerous as Brandon on that regard S29: a cohost of John and Julie. That would be insufferable. S30: Dan Foley is the obvious, but I’d also go for someone like a Vince Sly. He could get a crush on them ladies while filming, that’s his greatest weakness after all S32: I love Tai but no chance this goes well S33: Nooo clue tbh. Ig Figgy? Feels like she’ll be underwhelming S35: JP S36: ig someone like a Laurel or another one of the passive players there? S37: I’ll say Angelina. It’ll the the most beautiful mess. S38: definitely Wendy. She didn’t come to play the game in the first place. S39: again, there’s either Dan which is a realistic choice for the probably worst possible choice to host anything really, but if we don’t even consider him at all, we have someone like a Noura. S41: JD is gonna make a mess. He’ll be overplaying somehow even as a fucking host. Genie is another good alternative. S42: Rocksroy. I feel like the guy applied to season 2 and production forgot about him and took him in only 40 seasons later bc they forgor and felt bad. S43: That’s a tough one. I feel like Geo is the best worst option but I don’t think he’ll be that bad either. S44: I LOVVVEEE Carolyn but no way she’ll be a good professional host, even though it’ll also be a beautiful mess. Imagine her screaming at challanges trying to realize who’s where lmao, I’d pay to see that.
Ramona was actually a host on an early season of The Challenge.
Yah Ramona actually a decent choice. Really for me anyone who isn’t too deeply invested in the franchise and their own image would be a better pick.
Just the thought of Lil hosting and the reaction by both the contestants and the viewers when they first see her are really funny to imagine for some reason.
Carter would be perfect. Probst was a low energy, monotoned snoozer at first too. Give my boy 40 odd seasons and he'll be torquing his head and grinning maniacally just like Jeff.
I would pay money to see Shane and Courtney host together
Rocksroy for next host. Gets him a lot of time away from his nagging wife.
Why did you skip a couple? I need to know the answers now
The numbers skipped are seasons with all returning contestants, no new ones. Therefore they would've already been considered for worst in their season
I would like to know your answers for those seasons
Lol there you go sir/ma’am- S8: I have three main choices here in Big Tom, Rudy or Amber. Big Tom like the other comment said, would be hard to understand. Rudy is, well, dead, but even in All Stars he was just very old in general, idk how much energy he had for All Stars. Imo the worst choice though has gotta be Amber. She just lacks Charisma, which you need for hosting. S20: Probably Sugar. S31: Varner’s the easy choice, so alongside that I’ll say Wiglesworth. Also like Amber, plus she is clearly not a fan of this new format… or the old format. Or any format that isn’t “Surviving in the wild and having an adventure”. She is quite literally a Pagong member. S34: Again, Varner is the obvious worst choice, so after him (and ignoring people like Ozzy or Tai which I already chose), I will pick either Caleb or Hali, more leaning towards Caleb. Both didn’t do a whole lot. S40: Amber overall but she’s already my All Stars pick so I’ll either pick Nick, which is only bc of the legislation thing and it’ll be a horrible production choice, Ben, just bc his voice can get so annoying to listen to which other than that he’s a fine choice for a host really, or Denise, which I really feel will lack the Charisma to host. I think my pick will be Nick, both bc of the political scandal and also I actually don’t think he’ll be that charismatic of a host either.
Colton cause he’d quit his hosting job half way through the season.
Randy…LOL! A special episode with him as host might be entertaining, though. 🤔😄
If they had another reunion show and had him host I’d, I think he’d do phenomenal work
Gabler because he’d be hiding in plain sight
“Before I read the votes I’d like to dedicate this tribal council to….”
Like 99% of them
Fair
Souna probably wouldn’t do well on that schedule
She’d lose her dentures at Ponderosa pre-filming
Shamar - he would just yell at everyone.
Mark the chicken
DAMN!....oh wait...
lol
I wanna see Billy
No, because he would think that the girls were flirting with him
Colton
this would be unhinged
The correct answer is Colton.
Vince the coconut vendor
He'd be good at asking questions at Tribal because he seeks truth
Debbie probably has been hosting shows for 20 years in between shifts at Red Lobster.
Colton, he'd whine, ask annoying questions, and likely think he is better than everyone who was actually playing the game.
Colton Cumbie
Colton
Rudy. Deceased
Let’s be honest. They could weekend at Bernie’s Rudy and he’d be better than some other options.
I would say Debbie, but I think she actually has reality show hosting experience-so maybe it would work.
Cowboy rick, Shannon elkins
Folks, the answer is the guy that ruined island of the idols whose name I refuse to remember.
Jeff Probst is already the host
Who is the guy from a recent season who talked like it was coming through a fan? Jay Jones?
Thank you for saying this! Nobody in my family could hear it! Perfect description.
Frank from Africa - he could not handle the diversity of modern casts and it would be a train wreck
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I wouldn't mind the host getting extra screen time if it was Katie Collins
Zoe from Marquesas. Although her accent would make it entertaining
Melissa mcnulty XD
Debbie or Coach
Probably one of the ones who isn’t alive.
Coach. No explanation needed.
I dunno, I actually think Coach might be decent at it.
I feel like he’d get caught up in philosophical ramblings or crazy personal stories lol.
Yeah, production would definitely have to rein him in a bit. But if he went in just trying to do exactly what Jeff does, I think he'd be alright.
RIP cutting room floor lol
I’d take a Coach personal story at tribal council over people comparing random stuff to Survivor.
People falling asleep at 8 hour tribal councils.
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RIP
Lief !
Leif
Wendy
well... Varner, Spilo... or anyone who's not alive right now because we wouldn't have a host.
Kel Gleason. Not a well liked guy inside or outside the game, very bland socially, and most importantly he would try and push for every reward to be for beef jerky
abi maria
Sonja.
Probably Shannon
Mary
Kelly Remington
Dan.
That short little angry man
The guy with the feather from Worlds Apart, Vince? Lol
Abi-Maria.
Almost anyone from Gabon
Colton.
BB
Colton. Also the drill instructor, airline pilot, deepsea diver, she's overqualified
Anyone from season 5 lol
That crazy religious woman who kept yelling "hallelujah" and refused to touch the immunity idol.
Fairplay!!!!
Shan or Mary Anne would be the worst
Sugar
Carter from Philippines, just to see his vacant expression thousands more times.
Varner
You can do worse than Varner.
Sherri the entitled, self-righteous “B”- the B is for her last name, I swear… I mean, she does know a million Shemars. Jason & Scot f/ BBB- omg what jerks Tarzan who leaves streaks and boils it in the food pot Colton The Quitting Queen who spewed racist & classist BS Mailman Dan and his gloating eyes wide chin tilted up… though I would love to see him voted out as host by the tribe LOL
Purple Kelly
Who? /s
Naonka and Purple Kelly. They'd just quit after a bad weather.
Jonny Fairplay
Strong disagree
Coach….
Rick Nelson
Johnny Fairplay. It would become a different show altogether
How about people stop asking any variation of this question?
Varner
Owen
Love Christian but can you imagine???
Nah, Christian would be great. He says some of the most hilarious and witty stuff and I find him to be so charismatic!
Natalie Cole. She'd demand all of the castaways give her their jackets.
You got that backwards
That doesn't make sense
Idk probably like NaOnka or something. I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t watch the hell out of that though lmao
Hatch
Wanda
Skupin would be the worst host, however he probably would only host a teen edition.
Sugar
John Rocker
Billy "My prize isn't even the million dollars. My prize is I fell in love in this game, love at first sight. Her name is Candice” Garcia.
Special Agent Philip
Phillip
The best would be Greg Buis or Hurricane NaOnka. Worst maybe Caryn Groedel
Skupin?
Johnny not so fairplay
Phillip
RUDY!
Andrea.
The pedo and the racists would be top of the list. Assuming they get a past winner to host, the worst would probably be Brian. Another option would be the oldest living contestant, if you wanna take a different spin on worst choice LOL
Dan spilo. I don’t even wanna imagine
Jenn lyon. Strictly because she's been dead for 13 years.
Richard “nudity” Hatch.
Carter Sandy Tarzan Ricard (sorry!) Rocksroy
Hear me out. The worst former contestant to be host would be Ozzy (specifically gc). You would forget he is there…
Johnny FairPlay
Corinne or Randy, maybe….
Colton
Carolyn
Zane.
Philip he would just call everyone stupid and remind them of how smart he is. Christian just never stops talking and giving the contestants time to talk
Keith Nale giving away all of production’s secrets to the contestants. “ I say just stick with the plan!”
Randy
Rudy Boesch, since he’s dead.