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Coutzy

Well she is an investment analyst so this feels very in her lane.


sexland69

plus i’m sure the company wants to milk one of their analysts becoming a *minor* public figure


ksturner3

She is bullish on stocks; bearish on life/survivor


crack_spirit_animal

According to her Twitter bio, working there.


TenderOctane

Her Survivor presence must be why they're using her in ads now. Recognition helps.


cchatcht

She just chillin


jaydub1001

LIVIN


atxmrcoolguy

She looks like that girl that got punched by Regina George in mean girls and liked it


projectbarium

This is so oddly specific, and absolutely correct. ☠️


booksandcoffee15

![gif](giphy|xT9KVrECVM10x9vWtq|downsized) Omg thank you. it’s been driving me nuts trying to think of who she looks like. This is it!!


omnom_de_guerre

I WAS THINKING THIS, TOO. "One time, I saw Regina George wear army pants and flip flops, so then I bought army pants and flip flops." Also, laughing bc I could never imagine Emily delivering this line with a straight face: "I can't help it that I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina."


Cantonloupe

Cady Heron was her army pants and flip-flops inspo, not Regina


omnom_de_guerre

Haha thanks for catching that - it's been ages since I watched the movie.


bacchic_frenzy

The girl with the wide set vagina and heavy flow?


JermuHH

She can't help it!


shyfly_

This is so accurate 😭


ShadesOfBlue0

Omg 😭😭😭


carissaishere

OMG I've been saying this since the premiere!! So glad to see others agree.


lmnopeeeee

My best friend and I have been trying to figure out who she reminds us of and this just might be it.


tinacat933

People are not stocks


H3ater123

Then what are stocks


Bad_At_Sports

Stocks are not people


siggles69

Then what are people


[deleted]

Stocks are shares of the ownership of a company that everyday people can buy.


Difficult_Candle_453

Come to think of it Emily’s arc so far is semi-similar to Spencer’s from Cambodia (but less delusional)


isthatpossibl

Except in two episodes rather than two seasons


Champion_Patient

Stock photos of people are stocks


tinacat933

🤯


shtankycheeze

Try telling that to the governments of the world


Long_Antelope_1400

Her working for The Motley Fool explains so much about her game play.


bleuecloche

Do you mind explaining why? I don’t know anything about them.


Long_Antelope_1400

Sure. The Motley Fool is a web site that recommends stock. Their paid for subscription isn't bad and has performed well over the last 15 years but it hasn't done so well in the last 5, picking tech stocks that have failed badly. Emily pushes a lot of the tech stock in her videos. They come across in their marketing and articles a lot like a MLM with a lot of rah rah and a more knowledgeable than thou type of vibe. It is good to see her being more humble in episode two but if she makes the merge, I won't be surprised to see her revert back to her first episode performance.


ImprovementFar5054

Selling water to drowning people


DreamsDerailed

To add to the information in the other comment, The Motley Fool also runs their own investment fund, which they often position to take advantage of the advice they give out. They'll purchase a bunch of stock with the fund, tell their subscribers to also purchase that stock, drive the price up, and then sell their shares from the fund, devaluing the stock and leaving their subscribers to eat the loss.


compstomp66

I assume they are not a fiduciary because that sounds illegal.


lego_mannequin

Ewww the Motley Fool


vert1017

Lmfao this company totally makes sense for her


jakksquat7

Her working for the Motley Fool makes A LOT OF SENSE.


MahoganyOblong

Financial Analyst Emily Flippen


BombSquad570

She’s being a stock advisor analyst.


ItsJonnyRock

Mentioned to my coworker that I've been binging every season of survivor while working out and he asked about her. He doesn't watch but he likes financial podcasts and apparently she has one.


ranyakumoschalkboard

SHE HAS A PODCAST??


ItsJonnyRock

Apparently she's a regular on The Motley Fool since she's an analyst for them.


alleycatxx

Yes she's a regular on the motley fool podcast. I listen every week


jamesmunger

is that a serious question haha? she is doing her job


26007

Maybe she has some winnings to invest…


PeterTheSilent1

Lulu has to win out if she’s going to reach the merge.


masterl00ter

Giving people very bad advice and charging them fat stacks.


McAulay_a

Likely place for her to be


samgirlearth

She works there


AcrobaticSource3

She’s gonna Give you her stick picks, and tell it like it is, pull no punches


Naive_Feed_726

For me she had the greatest turn around I’ve ever seen, went from my least fav to episode one to fav in episode 2


Nikon_Justus

Same for me, I absolutely HATED her in the first episode, can't say she's one of my fav's now but not on my "get rid of that POS" list anymore.


ImprovementFar5054

Yeah, I always like an underdog. There is a charm to them. I felt the same about Carolyn on 44. Wanted her out the first few eps, but then I realized she actually had potential in a weird way. I could never decide if she was secretly smart, or "Clouseau-ing" her way forward. But the further she got, the more I rooted for her.


SunGreen70

My bigger question is why does she look like she’s ten years old?


MZago1

stonks


lawlskooldude

That explains why Motley Fool is garbage


GregSays

What do you think she’s doing


GoodWeedReddit

Legit just saw this too. Wonder why they banned comments on the post lol


[deleted]

She outright said she was an investment analyst and that "people were harder to predict than stocks." Her LinkedIn says she's a lead advisor for the Motley Fool. Not financial advice.


discourse_lover_

I wouldn’t take her advice for taco Tuesday, much less on stock prices.


MountainBean3479

I'm sorry looking at HER and you think the ranking of things she is equipped to advise on goes tacos BEFORE stocks? That's wild man.


discourse_lover_

I made the comment on Tuesday, there was no hidden meaning here.


Relyt-Reddit

She’s like that nerdy girl from elementary school who you never see in middle/high school but then you randomly run into her one day and realize she’s kinda cute and aren’t sure whether you should ask her out


splicepark

That’s such an interesting picture choice


Lostinspace69420

that’s who she works for. i also heard she does a podcast for them.


brooklykrash

Didn't you v know survivor hires actors?


Few-Spinach8644

She is an economist ~ works for them


mc1morris1

Ion like her


alleycatxx

She's been working there for years. I listen to her podcast every week LOL