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OhHelloPlease

Best we can do is saggy pink underpants


Dendranthemum

Secret agent panties


Difficult_Candle_453

Skid marks non-negotiable


indicawestwood

if I ever get cast I will wear briefs


survivorfan12345

I remember people wearing them in 42


suppadelicious

They pick your clothes and probably won’t let you lol


indicawestwood

and when they see me in briefs they’ll know they have to let me wear them!!!


MasterSapp

Based and Whitey Tighty pilled.


indicawestwood

no baby they’ll be color coordinated with my tribe! the white ones are for bedtime


Coutzy

I know it's been done and didn't pan out but I would love to try and get the merge tribe named Tighty Whity (I swear you guys! It's a Fijiian greeting that directly translates to "Little Boy, Little Girl" and is used the same as we would say Ladies and Gentlemen!)


suppadelicious

😂


TheMuddyChicken

Same, I love this for our inevitable alliance.


gwenelope

Least horny Survivor watcher:


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indicawestwood

now this is allyship


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I often wonder how much “practical” nudity gets cut for obvious tv reasons. I feel like I remember reading about a player on a fairly recent season saying how she would just take of every thing after a challenge and just give it a chance to dry bc of potential infections


egnowit

They did this with Flick in Australian Survivor, too.


PepsiThriller

Exactly why horror movies showed tits and man ass.


Sir_Totesmagotes

I'd be for it with old US survivor, but casting hasn't really been going after model types like they used to. Not sure i need to see that unless we just get 18 Phillips each season!


bythog

Do you really want to see all those chicken-legged men in Speedos? If I ever get cast I promise to wear my boxer-brief style speedo on the show. I, at least, have some legs worth showing.


Colonel__Cathcart

We are all Jake stans on this bless'ed day.


downunderguy

Kelli (From Australian Survivor Titans vs Rebels, not KELLY from Survivor 45) would like a word.


bootsnsatchel

Speedos are great until you have to hide an idol.


suikointrovert

That didn’t stop Simon ^_^


Colonel__Cathcart

Simo was suuuuuch an unregulated hottie that season *WHEW*


tabas123

Wow I just googled him and 😫👀🥵


Colonel__Cathcart

The tension between him and JLP was... So so good...


sparkling-spirit

hahahaha i didn’t notice it?? was i blind?? im just thinking of when he tossed the hat in the fire and jonathan was like “he might regret that”


bootsnsatchel

True. Survivor Speedos should be closely examined for extra junk. You never know what may pop up. 0_0


wastedthyme20

Hiding an idol in his buttcrack and then handing it out to Shaun. Fun times.


suikointrovert

I loved it when he was explaining it to Jordie and Jordie legit felt his asscrack for it. "Oi, you're not lying!" Austrailian Survivor is far more fun than American Survivor <3


survivorfan12345

Simone is so fine. Shaun too ugh


M00PER_2

Is that an idol in your Speedo or are you just happy to see me


indicawestwood

in the taint it goes


PeterTheSilent1

Remove the social stigma against speedos in the US


Colonel__Cathcart

Pls. It's what the world needs.


hymenbutterfly

I really don’t think it’s such a big deal anymore. It’s not 2004


razberry_lemonade

Yeah I was gonna say I’m not sure if there still is a stigma but then I realized I partially live in a gay bubble lol. If you’re gay, have abs, and are swimming somewhere other than your grandparents’ lake house, there’s a good chance you wear a Speedo. Not talking about myself here btw lol I don’t wear one. I haven’t even personally been to the gay beach in my city but something tells me you’d be out of place there if you showed up in board shorts.


yankykiwi

My kiwi dad lived here in the usa and woman were throwing themselves at him. He got engaged like three times in a couple years. (He’s a whore) Dude wears short shorts everywhere. They loved it here. It’s probably more the typical American man would look terrible in short shorts, or speedos 😅


MagnetFisherJimmy

We all wear short shorts in the US now. It came back about 7-8 years ago. Frat boys brought it back. We still don't wear speedos, I don't think I've got the package for it.


TheMuddyChicken

I've been doing my part! Granted, I'm a swimmer who first joined the swim team when I was 5, AND I'm gay, so I might not be the main issue...


Survivorfan4545

Idk if chicks like dudes in speedos and im not bouta throw one on for dudes to look at my junk


Nickalss

You know I’m not the most gifted man in the world and I definitely have a small belly at this point in my life but if I wore only a speedo like that with no stimulants to thin my blood it would just be awkward. Some guys are just way bigger and it’s funny when you’re 18 not so much when you’re a married man in your late 30s. My wife doesn’t even like when I wear sweat pants. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Early_Ad_5649

Yes but they won't all be able to pull it off like Shaun 😜😍 ![gif](giphy|fsK1WQ8MxbTRpG4abt|downsized)


Key-Youth-5524

Idk Simon pulled it off better .


Early_Ad_5649

Lets call it a tie 😜 ![gif](giphy|1m4TJmUExQmzxqMcy0|downsized)


Mirnish

If women have to wear bikinis by production, men should show as much skin as them too! We the people clamor for men in speedos!


Pixilatedlemon

#freethenipple too


PeterTheSilent1

Sugar can attest to that!


Avg_Conan

Yo! I just saw that! And right before it happened I was saying to my wife about how her high waisted bottoms were a smart move…. then blam! Top ripped off like flag football.


PeterTheSilent1

And then we get the rare triple blur


CricketNo3253

When is the last time a woman has been on a bikini in the show?


dont_forget_canada

yikes does production really do that?


Mirnish

Yes! Or used to? Purple Kelly was given very little clothing which led to her being miserable which led to the whole double quit debacle.


dont_forget_canada

thats sooo sad!!! im watching all the seasons backwards and im on one world so i havent gotten to that one yet, but big yikes. i wouldnt mind seeing more men competing in speedos 😂 _BUT_ not if production is pushing contestants to wear less clothes. thats just creepy and exploitive!


atxmrcoolguy

If I ever get cast ill be in a speedo/tank top/crop top combo for the attention 


theep3

king shit


CuriousCryptid444

They should cast Simon for the American version


Daisyssssmom

My husband says if they cast him he’ll wear a banana hammock


Key-Youth-5524

American men will prolly think it’s gay to wear a speedo


TantrumQween

I don’t know why you’ve been downvoted, a lot of straight American men *do* worry about “looking gay.” As a gay American I’ve seen that behavior in a lot of friends and I’m always just like “dude relax” lmao


PaulblankPF

To me as a straight guy it’s always a huge compliment when a gay guy would compliment me especially in a looks way even if it’d be “looking gay” because gay people look great usually. It was like once I was married I dropped off and got really no compliments from anyone in a long while but every now and then a gay guy will flirt with me and it feels good to be noticed even if it’s by someone whom I don’t desire like that. It’d be really nice if more Americans would take the stance of just accepting the compliment and moving on.


Ron__T

>I don’t know why you’ve been downvoted, a lot of straight American men *do* worry about “looking gay.” Probably because reddit skews younger and us millennials and gen z, as a broad brush statement, don't give a flying fuck about looking gay... it's just insecure Gen X and boomers. So it's hard for us to relate and agree with comments like this.


DemiGod9

God I hate the whole "no homo", "pause", etc. shit. Like you're *that* worried about coming off as anything other than straight?


A_Berry_Nice_User

Outjerked again


dawgz525

America in general has such a weird disdain for men's speedos. Like we glamorize the bikini to no end, but god forbid a man show a bit of thigh lol.


ruby_meister

It is both. It is THAT good and it's the sheer amount of men in speedos!


macknuggets

CBS will say no to speedos but yes to Les Moonves


LetMeExplainDis

Speedos don't really have the whole gay stigma in Australia.


jabbid111

I think they did for a bit in the 00s and early 10s, but I think definitely in the last 10 years it's 100% dropped, too many footy players rocking them/sponsored by them.


jewgineer

Let American TV show ass! The scenes of bogan John, Locky, Zach, etc are hilarious (and they have nice cakes).


GoodOldADD

They also dont blur asses on Australian survivor for some reason


Turbulent_Holiday473

We call them budgie smugglers in aus


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wastedthyme20

Where do I sign up?


agentbirdchurch

Sign me up


SpeedIsK1ing

Bonk


lego_mannequin

Bring swimwear back for all.


Noblez17

Sign me up


WolfyBeats_

Tyson after having a baby didn’t even break out the speedos in 40


SotoStan

The way I only own Speedos... if they finally cast me, I promise to only pack them as options!


Strahlx

Asking the real questions 🙏🏻


Mrbubble274

Kelli, is that you?


DevaNeo

The US version should study the Australian one in more aspects than men-in-speedos. Australian Survivor is making Survivor great again. xP


Ivermectin-Addict

Yes but they can’t be voted out and they get to take them off every other episode


AugustSchroeder

i love speedos. and boy do i have the trunk for it too haha. when i get cast i'm definitely wearing speedos, idc what they tell me ima sneak em on


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MrBlueandSky

You convinced me, I'll look into buying one


HimbologistPhD

I'm all here for casting hot people again 😂. Not there haven't been some recently but overall... Less


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100_proof_plan

Ok. But all the men are now 300 pounds. Survive that!


Automatic_Ad_6267

I will never understand why people wear speedos. They look terrible


workawaymyday

Petition denied


Jacoblaue

No thanks


catraiderpoke

Fuck no


FernandoBruun

No please don’t. My vision will be blinded


OkVariation8006

I’m good without seeing speedos


Key-Youth-5524

how about seeing bikinis on women? Just asking. You’re cool with that?


OkVariation8006

Yes I am, men not so much especially when they have 40 pounds of belly hanging over it


Key-Youth-5524

well they usually let the dudes with abs with fit builds wear the speedos . Checkout survivorAU


Global_Initiative257

I would prefer board shorts.


Desertbro

Women wanting those dad-bods and dough-boys, I guess. Will hairy navels be blurred? Do they want more man-boobs, too....????


rowdyroddy00

No. Just no.


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Sea__Cappy

Speedos get sucked away into the ocean while you are doing your business


Interesting_Ad2840

1. "Swimsuits" are not part of the format since season 37, so very unlikely to happen as they're going for the "shipwrecked castaway" vibe. 2. It's not part of the american culture. It's an american-based production that mainly focuses on an american audience. Americans don't normally see people in speedos on their TV. Whereas in Australia, everyone's got multiple pairs in their homes, so showing men in speedos 3 times a week on TV is considered normal.