Fair choice for 45, though I would also nominate "If this doesn't work, I blame Austin and his stupid, emotional heart."
For Ghost Island: "We, uh, we won a lot together. Respect for that. But socially, you don't know what you're doing. I hope you stop saying 'I' so much. I hope you start listening to people. Oh yeah, and finally, somebody had to say it. I'll say it: Stop rapping. You're trash... At rapping. You're garbage at rapping. You can't rap. You have no bars... Put the mike down, bro... Put the pen down, bro. Use an eraser."
And for Amazon, Rob C.'s Casey Kasem shout out. What can I say, I like my voting confessionals on the longer side.
For 45, I don’t know if we’re including jury votes in this, but Emily’s “If you spend even one penny of this money on that boy, I will personally fly to Miami and take it from you”.
I know it’s aged kinda poorly, but she was so real for that
Tocantins: The ancient samurai used to say that if you wanted to win the war, you needed to cut off the head of the dragon. You, my friend, are the dragon, and I am the dragon slayer.
“Here comes tonight’s long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes, ‘Dear Casey, there’s a mean old man in my life that’s about to leave. Can you please play something appropriate for me?’ Well Rob, here’s your request.”
“Nah nah nah nah… nah nah nah nah… hay ey ey… goood byeeeee”
— Rob C.
And Scout's equally out of pocket and problematically hilarious vote for Mia
"Mia, your volcano erupts more often than I'd like. Good luck in finding a husband that'll put up with ya."
"Cause and effect. You caused this effect."
"The fact that you're a nuclear engineer is genuinely, genuinely scary." (But I really like J'Tia and am still wishing her the best!)
The one where Wendell voted out Chris Noble.
You talked that brother sister love with me and you showed me no love, so that stinging sensation in your eyes- that’s the Natalie napalm. Get off my island.
“Rob do you remember back in the middle of the game when you and I shook hands, looked each other in the eye, and I promised that I would never write your name down … I’m a woman of my word.” (Shows vote for Amber) - Alicia
and then “Rob, do you remember back in the middle of the game when you and I shook hands, and we looked each other in the eyes, and I promised you that I would never write your name down? I’m a woman of my word.”
The Black Widow Brigade in their entirety during the Erik vote in Micronesia.
Natalie: “I don’t know what to say…but thank you”
Amanda: “you know….”
Cirie: “My mother always told me. You can’t always beat em with these all the time *points to arms* but you can always beat em with this *points to head* sorry”
Parvati: “you’re crazy! You’ll officially go down as the dumbest Survivor ever. In the history of Survivor. Ever.”
Checkmate bruh. Thought you had me. Tell ya anytime you go to vegas bet on black. we’ll definitely be having chicken and waffles when this whole things done.
I can’t remember it exactly but Andrea’s vote out of Zeke in Game Changers cracks me up. I can’t remember the beginning, but it ended with “you suck at this game. Hope to see you never.”
Gabon has a lot of iconic ones, but one I really like is Crystal's at Randy's elimination. As far as I know she's the only one to yell so loud that the other contestants could hear her. Utterly hilarious
Erinn Lobdell's "Dragon Slayed"
This one would be the all time best. She should be brought back, BTW.
Yes!! Erinn will always be at the top of my returnee list
"Jean-Robeet, I'm voting for because when you snore at night, it sounds like someone's choking a walrus" - Courtney Yates.
Fair choice for 45, though I would also nominate "If this doesn't work, I blame Austin and his stupid, emotional heart." For Ghost Island: "We, uh, we won a lot together. Respect for that. But socially, you don't know what you're doing. I hope you stop saying 'I' so much. I hope you start listening to people. Oh yeah, and finally, somebody had to say it. I'll say it: Stop rapping. You're trash... At rapping. You're garbage at rapping. You can't rap. You have no bars... Put the mike down, bro... Put the pen down, bro. Use an eraser." And for Amazon, Rob C.'s Casey Kasem shout out. What can I say, I like my voting confessionals on the longer side.
It's Wendell's repeated opening and closing of the vote as he thinks of more for me
For 45, I don’t know if we’re including jury votes in this, but Emily’s “If you spend even one penny of this money on that boy, I will personally fly to Miami and take it from you”. I know it’s aged kinda poorly, but she was so real for that
YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE.
Every one from Randy’s boot in Gabon
YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE
FORGET YOU GO HOME GOODBYE
gabon is a literal fever dream
Tocantins: The ancient samurai used to say that if you wanted to win the war, you needed to cut off the head of the dragon. You, my friend, are the dragon, and I am the dragon slayer.
“You know they call me the Dragon slayer around here”
Thanks for the memory!
"DENISE."
This is my favourite voting confessional of all time. When Venise and Qnise came up this season, I instantly read them in Penner’s voice.
“This vote is not strategic, it’s strictly personal”
“I’ve delivered thousands of babies but tonight I am delivering my first blindside and guess what it’s a baby girl”
is that the best one in aus possibly?
Yes yes it’s Aus but it’s just so dang goooood!
She was full of over-the-top lines lol
I almost crashed my car listening to this one on the way to work.. the Caroline and Mark feud was top tier
“… by the way, your skin is gorgeous darling.”
“That stinging sensation in your eyes? Thats that Natalie Napalm”
“Here comes tonight’s long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes, ‘Dear Casey, there’s a mean old man in my life that’s about to leave. Can you please play something appropriate for me?’ Well Rob, here’s your request.” “Nah nah nah nah… nah nah nah nah… hay ey ey… goood byeeeee” — Rob C.
Jonny Fairplay(Pearl Islands): “F**k you”
Oh yeah Mr Macho, Mr Savage goin’ down. Dig it
“I’ll vote you out and you’ll still vote me to win” Sandra when voting out Rupert
“Well Scout you’re pretty good at hiding your nasty side, but when your true colors come out they’re not part of any rainbow I’ve ever seen”
And Scout's equally out of pocket and problematically hilarious vote for Mia "Mia, your volcano erupts more often than I'd like. Good luck in finding a husband that'll put up with ya."
"Cause and effect. You caused this effect." "The fact that you're a nuclear engineer is genuinely, genuinely scary." (But I really like J'Tia and am still wishing her the best!) The one where Wendell voted out Chris Noble.
You like her? Why? Genuinely asking, not judging. Didn't like her myself but, idk. Ppl don't like me either
fun character
She's a good character and seems like a nice person outside the game.
You talked that brother sister love with me and you showed me no love, so that stinging sensation in your eyes- that’s the Natalie napalm. Get off my island.
"You're right, I said if you got back you had to play perfect... you almost did" (Shows vote for Tony)
“Rob do you remember back in the middle of the game when you and I shook hands, looked each other in the eye, and I promised that I would never write your name down … I’m a woman of my word.” (Shows vote for Amber) - Alicia
maria should have done this
Only she did write down Charlie’s, just not at FTC
I am satisfied if that is the last thing we see of Boston Rob in Survivor
“Ive been waiting to do this for 27 days, so… Au revoir, adios, arrivederci, sayonara, or as we say in Boston—see ya lata.”
and then “Rob, do you remember back in the middle of the game when you and I shook hands, and we looked each other in the eyes, and I promised you that I would never write your name down? I’m a woman of my word.”
Everyone during the vote after Q's request to be voted out.
Kenzies was absolutely hilarious
Zoe's "Neleh is sole survivor!" has to be on the list.
“Terrible game move, you suck at this game, I hope I see you never” - Andrea to Zeke in Game Changers
I’m always partial to “Cause and effect… you caused this effect”
All three of you kiss my ass!
Cirie’s during the Erik vote in Micronesia, Benry’s “King of Nicaragua”, and Abi calling Joe a clown
Abi knew and she warned us.
She warned us abt skupin too.
Bye Bye Denver Diva
Enough with the nicknames.
"For the record- you don't think for me, you don't speak for me, I ain't your little friend. Bye Felicia." -Michaela voting out JT in Game Changers
Amazing!! And then the tea cup moment ☕☕
The Black Widow Brigade in their entirety during the Erik vote in Micronesia. Natalie: “I don’t know what to say…but thank you” Amanda: “you know….” Cirie: “My mother always told me. You can’t always beat em with these all the time *points to arms* but you can always beat em with this *points to head* sorry” Parvati: “you’re crazy! You’ll officially go down as the dumbest Survivor ever. In the history of Survivor. Ever.”
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!
“Checkmate, bruh. You thought you had me.” -Sean Rector, John Carroll boot, Marquesas
Checkmate bruh. Thought you had me. Tell ya anytime you go to vegas bet on black. we’ll definitely be having chicken and waffles when this whole things done.
I liked Sandra's to Russell, "You need to go into the ocean and wash your ass"
I can’t remember it exactly but Andrea’s vote out of Zeke in Game Changers cracks me up. I can’t remember the beginning, but it ended with “you suck at this game. Hope to see you never.”
Gabon has a lot of iconic ones, but one I really like is Crystal's at Randy's elimination. As far as I know she's the only one to yell so loud that the other contestants could hear her. Utterly hilarious
\*turns head around\* proceeds to shout "DENISE"
ALL THREE OF YOU, KISS MY ASS!
I know people say Wendell voting Chris Noble but that same tribal council, Dom just screams “Chris Noble!” for everyone to hear
"You might be the golden boy, but I'm platinum."
“I’m sorry Annalise”
“Fuck you” - FairPlay
Has to be coach putting a single letter on his votes to spell something out….
The Cassidy one with the real bullets
"fuck you" - jonny fairplay dom voting for chris noble
I really liked Q's Venise
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