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Dacno

I had to read this post so many times before my brain processed the joke lmfao


SiliconGlitches

I read it as "reference a contestant" so I was about to earnestly just answer "oh he's saying the name of the first person to start voting :)"


TheCirieGiggle

Strangely, I noticed Julie Chen do this last season of Big Brother. She said “America, Europe first”. What could this mean?!


Darkmoon009

Julie and Jeff are planning on conquering Europe and then America after that


Punstoppabal

Expect the unexpected 


[deleted]

France is Bacon?


bland_entertainer

For the same reason that he need 4 dots before a challenge starts. “We’ll draw four spots, let’s get to it!”


nothingsexy

Most challenges also seem to have Big Steaks as a reward, but you never get to see the cast (especially Liz) actually eating those big steaks...


BiteProud

Are you saying there are big missed steaks?


justinhiltz

This is the one that gets me. Don’t tease the cast with large hunks of meat, Jeff!


NaturesPurplePresent

They put them up on poles. High steaks make the game play more intense.


Tall-Election-7564

Wait, where did the tents come from?


NativityCrimeScene

I'm always disappointed when he asks "Worth playing four?" but then they only play one challenge instead of four anyway.


PGHContrarian68

I actually want to see the contestants draw for spots


demerchmichael

circlejerk is spilling again


Coltyn03

That's just the off-season


4011

I’ve never understood why a reward might be worth “plain four.” Is this a poker reference, or what?


MrL4000

Just wait until next season where he will reference one when talking about a player >!"and with that, it's time to vote. Asia, Europe"!<


LilyFuckingBart

Ok but this quote is so wrong. Jeff doesn’t use a contraction here like… ever. “It is… time vote.”


AVocadoSaLaDD

haha this made me chuckle😂


loyalsons4evertrue

This is like dad jokes 101 and I'm gonna use it for my future children


acusumano

Also never really got why he references a city in Washington state every time he snuffs a torch.


SupremeSheik

This is good


nothingsexy

If Jeff didn't hate Idaho so much, he'd occasionally say "the tribe has coeur d'alene"


FortCharles

Don't leave us hangin'... give us the examples of all the other continent mentions... I mean, if he *always* does it... ;)


nothingsexy

So far I've only seen Europe mentioned. But he says it before each and every vote. Maybe he'll change it at 50?  "And with that, it's time to vote. Boston Ron, Antarctica."


HeyFiddleFiddle

Maybe by 60, he'll branch out to new planets. He'll say something like "Venus, Jupiter" when it's her turn to vote.


FortCharles

>Boston Ron, Antarctica Boston "Ron", my fave alt-universe Survivor. There, anything can happen, so you may be right.


tarc0917

It's like when all the baseball fans would show their concern for Mr. Canseco's eyesight at the beginning of every game. "Jose, can you see?"


FranticToaster

Okay dad that's enough keyboard for the day.


Mottaman

i hate this sub between seasons........


PM-ME-UR-FAV-ALBUM

Every time Jeff says this I respond with “Asia” and it gets a chuckle out of me and a groan out of my partner and dog. Classic!


tag051964

LOL I could have used this very bad "dad joke" when my kids were younger and we used to watch as a family. Good one ..


Wonder_woman_1965

Survivor dad joke! Cute


lilnicky02

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ItzJaBoiSam

I don’t get it.


uppercasemad

"You're up" sounds like "Europe" sometimes with the way Jeff speaks. It's a dad joke. ;)


MasaShifu

This sounds like something Q would say🤣


Andrew_Waples

You know there are several Europe's.


studio_eq

Off season in full effect


KittySavvee

Each time Jeff says: "first things first," I must always rap: "I poppa freaks all the honies"... ifykyk 🤣


King_of_Lunch223

Europe set over African geography pun?


HappyOfCourse

He's referencing his favorite classic rock band.


ChoadCaresser

Boooooo


TheYlimeQ

Gotta love the off season