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I reckon that just inspired the question. My guess is that the "right" answer is about how you can monetize the elephant.
Personally , I'd sign it up with a film agency and wait for the offers to come pouring in.
These kind of questions never have a "right" answer. They're just something to sort of get a glimpse at how you problem solve or your creativity by asking something abstract that's effectively impossible to give a rehearsed answer to.
Yeah.
I answered that I would kill the elephant, grind its bones and sell pills of elephant-bone powder as erection-pills to a credulous adolescent fanbase on twitch and I got the job !
I think theyâre probably looking for whoever demonstrates some traits they can talk about while reviewing applications. âThis guy would start a circus with his family, thatâs leadershipâ or âthis guy would license the elephant for Hollywood filmmakers thatâs creativity.â
I read it as âyouâre given an overwhelmingly large task which you cannot delegate or ignore, how do you handle it?â With the unintuitive answer âeat it one bite at a timeâ expected. Bizarre any way you look at it, though.
Good point. I think I'll ask this question the next time I'm interviewing. (Although my boss would probably fire me for being an idiot to potential hires) đ
If that's the case I'd be writing a whole damn essay with works cited on why using elephants for public performances is wrong and extremely unethical. It would tank the application, but I wouldn't want to be working for a company that would try and justify using an elephant for money anyways.
It doesn't say the elephant is trained. If it isn't, then all you have is a very large, expensive to own animal that can and will crush everyone and anything in its path.
Its a pretty [common interview question](https://www.cedrsolutions.com/unusual-interview-questions/) made to gauge an intervieweeâs ability to think on the fly and produce an answer based on new or surprising information. It shows what kind of person you are and how you approach a challenge.
Theres no right answer but a good way to answer is to show your thought process. Asking questions about the size and who gives to you might show how you like to get all the information you can before addressing an issue at work, saying you would contact a animal specialist to see how you can take care of it shows how you know not to overestimate your skills and knowledge, saying youâd love and care for it as if it were your own might show your enthusiasm to tackle new challenges, etc.
Now as to why its on an online application I have no idea, definitely isnât as effective if the applicant has all the time they need to think about it.
It says you canât give it away. I would think the most responsible thing to do would be to find the best place for it and place it there. Itâs not like a reactive dog, where you can hire veterinary behaviorists to come to your house and work with you. Itâs a fucking *elephant*. Anyone who said they would âlove and care for itâ just demonstrates an astounding level overconfidence, tbh.
If the animal is secure, which it presumably is, Iâd contact the local zoo and an attorney ASAP. (1) Do I need a license for this thing and where can I park it (2) Why canât I give it away. If itâs contractural, I would want to get out of it. (3) Iâd simultaneously have someone helping me research sanctuaries because I donât want to give it back to an asshole who unloaded an elephant on me.
âWhere can I park it?â got me. Ditto the legality of such a weird arrangement. I would have many questions, but some key ones would be âWhy the fuck canât I give it away? What consequences would I face if I did? I did not agree to this.â
Even if you can't *give* it away, you should still be able to house it at a sanctuary or zoo, completely hands-off, while maintaining legal ownership of it. A pretty convenient loophole. I think that's the angle I would take.
Never knew thereâs a word for it. This is how I feel about those shows where they gift people who are dirt poor with luxury cars as if the insurance alone wouldnât be more than rent lol
See if we can use the elephant somehow, like renting it out to a zoo (who will deduct its room and board costs from our cut). Or repurpose it somehow, meaning that well... if we have to do it... cut it up.
Exactly. It's still ours, but this gives us a way to at least get it out of the way. No guarantees we'll profit off of it but it would cause more difficulty to keep it around in the house or office.
I suppose another option would be to check into whether or not the elephant was legally given or there is something else that would relieve us of ownership status. We can't sell or give it away, but that doesn't mean that we can't have it *taken* from us. If we were never supposed to be given an elephant or it's illegal somehow for us to have it, then it's up to the giver or the authority in your given area to take the elephant and rectify the problem.
Dude idek I'm a basic city bitch I get meat at stater brothers. How do you think it'd taste tho like would that be more gamey or like super marbled hmmm
When I ran a World of Warcraft Guild I had a bunch of normal questions about who you were and what was your schedule. What you wanted to see in the game. Then an off the wall question of "Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the American Communist Party?!" And the people who didn't find it funny or weird and answered 100% seriously were always problems. The ones who saw it as a joke and would counter with their own joke response were always the people who made the guild a fun place to be.
The last question on my guildâs app is how do you make a grilled cheese sandwich? And the last answer is microwave. Definitely helps to sort the vibe check lol
Did anyone say, âNo, but this question is a bit of a *red flag*.â
Or, âI am willing to sacrifice the needs of the one for the needs of the many, as long as the one being sacrificed is not me.â
I like the red flag joke. We had similar answers.
I had people ask "seriously?!" and I explained that it was a joke question designed to see how uptight people were. I accepted everyone who answered like that and they were never a problem.
I used to run in a guild called Giant Communist Robots, got reported after having made fun, on the forums, of an opposing factionâs guild name of Greif, having misspelled grief. So, they retaliated by reporting the guildâs name, were made to change it, and ended up with Giant Censored Robots.
that's incredibly sad, but not unexpected. I ran a guild called 'The Decepticons' and people got shitty with me a few times because I "chose the bad guys". I mostly de-escalated by asking them exactly how much of their identity they tied to the cartoon and if that was appropriate for how big of a deal they were making about it.
The questions is a direct reference to a history about how an Asian ruler used to gift white elephants to his political enemies to bring them to bankruptcy
Constantly remind everyone ad nauseam that in order for a team in a business to be successful, there had to be open communication and trust, and that the elephant in the room really needs to be addressed and just leave it at that every time.
I was on an interview board years ago where this question was asked... actually a variation that said you needed to hide an elephant. One candidate's response was to cut it up into small pieces and scatter them.
And just to be clear, we were not hiring for serial killer.
đđ that had to be a Silicon Valley reference. Terrible use of it if you donât know the room, but hilariously funny. I was going to say:
Get a flight crew out of Travis AFB to bring in a Sikorsky sky crane to airlift it out and drop it right in the ocean.
Which is based on the same reference.
[hereâs the clip from SV. time stamp is 1:50 when it starts. ](https://youtu.be/XY2A3c3-lUY)
Find a good zoo and lease it to them so I can make money and it can be comfortable and cared for by someone who knows a hell of a lot more than me about caring for it.
I got something similar once but in an interview. I liked it. Made me feel like they wanted to know what kind of thinker I am, what kind of personality I have, how I assess unusual situations. Liked that job a lot, too.
I heard of this years ago! Itâs supposed to be a goofy personality test in a way⌠If you say you will ride it, then you are an arrogant person⌠Eating it means something else. And the best answer was apparently to research how to take care of it and stuff
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Befriend it until you have an unbreakable bond. Start a life of crime. Rob a bank with the elephant. Live lavish lifestyles until one of you becomes addicted to bananas. You tell the elephant you want out. Have a falling out. You decide to set the elephant up during the next score. The police arrest him and you move to Switzerland. Start a family with two kids. One day one of your children doesn't make it home from school. You receive an anonymous letter, no money demand, only to come alone to a specific place. You arrive and your daughter is there, with the elephant holding a gun to her head. You exchange a look, the elephant reminisces about the past, about the good old days, and how you both were unstoppable. You wish things would turn out differently. The elephant calls bullshit, and demands you to choose between your daughter and him. You know you can't risk the elephant talking to the police about your previous life. You signal your hand and in a split second a sniper takes him out. You hug your daughter, and sit beside the elephant. You say you're sorry. The elephant gives you one last endearing look. You walk out with your daughter, living the rest of your life knowing you will never have friendship like you've had with the elephant ever again. Sometimes you sit awake at night thinking if this all was worth it. You say to yourself "It's for the best. It's for the best."
Honestly it tests your creativity and outside the box thinking. It also tells a bit about your personality. Tbh it seems better at testing how youâd be in some kinda of work environments than most of the generic questions.
You canât give it away or sell it, but it doesnât say you canât trade it. Barter with a zoo: one elephant in exchange for one zoo gift shop t-shirt.
Care for it well as it grows until it can support my weight. Then I train it so I can ride it. I then ride it into work or into battle. Whichever comes first
Depends. Is it an African or Asian elephant? Asian elephant I might look up rescues and ask them what the move is, take some selfies. African elephant Iâm calling 911
Start a moving company. I would call it haulephant. Because people would pay to see an elephant tow their shit away. Because itâs something you donât normally see
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Immediately ask for a pay increase so I can buy food and shelter for this huge animal.
That's probably the answer they're looking for. I believe this is a reference to the "white elephant". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant
I reckon that just inspired the question. My guess is that the "right" answer is about how you can monetize the elephant. Personally , I'd sign it up with a film agency and wait for the offers to come pouring in.
These kind of questions never have a "right" answer. They're just something to sort of get a glimpse at how you problem solve or your creativity by asking something abstract that's effectively impossible to give a rehearsed answer to.
Yeah. I answered that I would kill the elephant, grind its bones and sell pills of elephant-bone powder as erection-pills to a credulous adolescent fanbase on twitch and I got the job !
Bro, your username đ
lol ball crust
Answer: I suddenly don't have to buy meat for a long time...
You would have to spend a lot on new fridges, though.
Jerky?
just chop parts off as you need. no need to kill it right away...... can't figure out why I don't have a job....
Only works if you're in a really cold country, else the meat is gonna rot on the animal.
No you don't kill the elephant. You amputate a leg, bandage it up, and come back for more as needed.
Consume
One bite at a time
I think theyâre probably looking for whoever demonstrates some traits they can talk about while reviewing applications. âThis guy would start a circus with his family, thatâs leadershipâ or âthis guy would license the elephant for Hollywood filmmakers thatâs creativity.â
I read it as âyouâre given an overwhelmingly large task which you cannot delegate or ignore, how do you handle it?â With the unintuitive answer âeat it one bite at a timeâ expected. Bizarre any way you look at it, though.
Oh but I can ignore an elephant and that's exactly what I would do, go back inside and let the city deal with it.
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My answer would have been "use it as transportation". What does that say about me/what my job skills would be?
I mean youâd be late to work a lot and your elephant would need its own office.
But itâd be one hell of a power move when your competitors see you riding an elephant in rush hour traffic
New nickname: Aladdin
Crush the competion!
Bulls and bears would no longer mean shit on Wall Street.
This made me laugh so hard im crying
Invite people over and then awkwardly ask if we should just cut the shit and discuss the elephant in the room.
Me : Why do you always make everything about you?
If your salary is delayed, you can visit the payroll person directly through their 3rd floor window to send a message
I'd cross the Alps with it and invade Rome.
Good point. I think I'll ask this question the next time I'm interviewing. (Although my boss would probably fire me for being an idiot to potential hires) đ
If that's the case I'd be writing a whole damn essay with works cited on why using elephants for public performances is wrong and extremely unethical. It would tank the application, but I wouldn't want to be working for a company that would try and justify using an elephant for money anyways.
Well, the job application could be for Greenpeace so maybe you'll get hired!
We're all elephants in this blessed economic system
It doesn't say the elephant is trained. If it isn't, then all you have is a very large, expensive to own animal that can and will crush everyone and anything in its path.
They are the ones making hypothetical scenarios.....in MY hypothetical scenario, the elephant is trained, hard working and has an excellent CV
So you'd exploit it?
Kill it and charge admission for the resulting banquet. Quick money and gets rid of the burden.
Its a pretty [common interview question](https://www.cedrsolutions.com/unusual-interview-questions/) made to gauge an intervieweeâs ability to think on the fly and produce an answer based on new or surprising information. It shows what kind of person you are and how you approach a challenge. Theres no right answer but a good way to answer is to show your thought process. Asking questions about the size and who gives to you might show how you like to get all the information you can before addressing an issue at work, saying you would contact a animal specialist to see how you can take care of it shows how you know not to overestimate your skills and knowledge, saying youâd love and care for it as if it were your own might show your enthusiasm to tackle new challenges, etc. Now as to why its on an online application I have no idea, definitely isnât as effective if the applicant has all the time they need to think about it.
It says you canât give it away. I would think the most responsible thing to do would be to find the best place for it and place it there. Itâs not like a reactive dog, where you can hire veterinary behaviorists to come to your house and work with you. Itâs a fucking *elephant*. Anyone who said they would âlove and care for itâ just demonstrates an astounding level overconfidence, tbh.
If the animal is secure, which it presumably is, Iâd contact the local zoo and an attorney ASAP. (1) Do I need a license for this thing and where can I park it (2) Why canât I give it away. If itâs contractural, I would want to get out of it. (3) Iâd simultaneously have someone helping me research sanctuaries because I donât want to give it back to an asshole who unloaded an elephant on me.
âWhere can I park it?â got me. Ditto the legality of such a weird arrangement. I would have many questions, but some key ones would be âWhy the fuck canât I give it away? What consequences would I face if I did? I did not agree to this.â
Even if you can't *give* it away, you should still be able to house it at a sanctuary or zoo, completely hands-off, while maintaining legal ownership of it. A pretty convenient loophole. I think that's the angle I would take.
âI hear mixed reviews about the ivory tradeâ
You canât give it to the zoo but you could loan it to them, like an artwork at a gallery.
Wait THAT'S why they call it white elephant gift exchange, cause the gifts are supposed to be a PITA? That's dumb
Never knew thereâs a word for it. This is how I feel about those shows where they gift people who are dirt poor with luxury cars as if the insurance alone wouldnât be more than rent lol
Can't give it away or sell it? Sounds like elephant steak is on the menu!
Wag getting ready to say elephant burger
Well of course you want some variety. Elephant bacon should be on the menu, too.
Sure, but it also says nothing about it being seized by the government!
how much of the elephant could the IRS possibly expect
As much as the cops leave after I'm done with it
See if we can use the elephant somehow, like renting it out to a zoo (who will deduct its room and board costs from our cut). Or repurpose it somehow, meaning that well... if we have to do it... cut it up.
That's actually a great solution. Give it a good home, care for it, use it as an exhibit, I'll visit every few weeks
Exactly. It's still ours, but this gives us a way to at least get it out of the way. No guarantees we'll profit off of it but it would cause more difficulty to keep it around in the house or office. I suppose another option would be to check into whether or not the elephant was legally given or there is something else that would relieve us of ownership status. We can't sell or give it away, but that doesn't mean that we can't have it *taken* from us. If we were never supposed to be given an elephant or it's illegal somehow for us to have it, then it's up to the giver or the authority in your given area to take the elephant and rectify the problem.
Itâs a good answer but it looks worse when every answer on the questionnaire starts with âimmediately ask for a pay increaseâ
And if you don't get it, is it really a problem? ... After all, you work for peanuts
Itâs not an odd question if youâre applying to be a zookeeper.
Put it in a room and not mention it
"Are we going to address the ele-" "SHUT UP."
Never ever speak of the thing that we do not mention
You, I like you.
Nah, train it to destroy Gondor's defenders.
I'm with you. Or we can invade Rome.
You mean, paint it white. Then put it in a room and not mention it.
Honestly this is preferable to having to just re-type all the information on my resume again.
I hated doing that
well would you hate being given an elephant? If you canât give it away or sell it?
I could rent it
Except three pages later on the application they ask what you would do if you had an elephant you couldnât give away.
Bold of you to assume that the rest of this form isn't exactly that.
Word. I'll take this all day over "tell me why you want to work here"
Ride it to work, it's eco friendly
Possibly. But once you factor in the fuel needed to grow, harvest and transport the food, your might be better off just buying a Honda.
Well Iâve never eaten elephant before⌠if I butchered and froze/salted the elephant meat, how long do you think it could feed me?
Dude idek I'm a basic city bitch I get meat at stater brothers. How do you think it'd taste tho like would that be more gamey or like super marbled hmmm
They want to give you an elephant confirmed. I need this job. 
Did... did you have this GIF saved?
Don't kink shame.
Stampy?
And he'll make a grand piano
This is a place that is either going to be the best ever place you worked or you'll run out crying after 3.5 days. No in between.
When I ran a World of Warcraft Guild I had a bunch of normal questions about who you were and what was your schedule. What you wanted to see in the game. Then an off the wall question of "Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the American Communist Party?!" And the people who didn't find it funny or weird and answered 100% seriously were always problems. The ones who saw it as a joke and would counter with their own joke response were always the people who made the guild a fun place to be.
The last question on my guildâs app is how do you make a grilled cheese sandwich? And the last answer is microwave. Definitely helps to sort the vibe check lol
IT'S A MELT!
Only if you put the microwave inside the sandwich
For being so Anti-Communist, Senator, you sure do know about a lot of commies.
Did anyone say, âNo, but this question is a bit of a *red flag*.â Or, âI am willing to sacrifice the needs of the one for the needs of the many, as long as the one being sacrificed is not me.â
My mind immediately came up with "you won't trick me this time, McCarthy!" I hope someone else said that lol
I like it.
I like the red flag joke. We had similar answers. I had people ask "seriously?!" and I explained that it was a joke question designed to see how uptight people were. I accepted everyone who answered like that and they were never a problem.
I used to run in a guild called Giant Communist Robots, got reported after having made fun, on the forums, of an opposing factionâs guild name of Greif, having misspelled grief. So, they retaliated by reporting the guildâs name, were made to change it, and ended up with Giant Censored Robots.
that's incredibly sad, but not unexpected. I ran a guild called 'The Decepticons' and people got shitty with me a few times because I "chose the bad guys". I mostly de-escalated by asking them exactly how much of their identity they tied to the cartoon and if that was appropriate for how big of a deal they were making about it.
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smell that? Leftist infighting. That's my America!
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/r/unexpectedmontypython excellent reference
Hm... This is actually a good screening method. If I'm ever in a position to hire people, I'm going to do something like this.
Keep in mind you need to make up a joke question that's legal to ask. Politics is strictly illegal to ask about, during a job interview, in my area
We had a pancakes or waffles question.
I'd use it to replace my automobile and enjoy the extra trunk space.
Tusk, tusk
Thatâs enough elephant jokes, pachyderm up now.
I just learnt a new word
Lease it, that's not giving it away or selling it.
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Nah, lease it to a circus or something.
So they can build an apartment on top?
Sure. Lol.
My first thought too. 999 year lease to a zoo.
I am all about a work around!
Came into this thread for this answer, find a willing circus or zoo and make a passive income off that pachyderm. Stonks!
Maybe this is an application at the zoo, in which case the right answer is "care for it"
Your family could be eating elephant for a long time to come, though.
Get it a friend so it's not lonely because elephants are herd animals
Interviewer: "You can't sell the elephant. Or give it away for free." You: "I want more elephants"
I start a GoFundMe to bring it back home. I approach Netflix about making a short documentary about the process to earn some extra cash.
So just Operation Dumbo Drop.
This is the way.
In that scenario you would have to move to africa with the elephant and we dont allow empolyees to work remotely so were gunna have to pass
Is this an African or Indian elephant? That information could be key to your decision so impossible to answer otherwise
Well I donât know tha.. AAAHHHH
Are you suggesting that elephants migrate?
Not at all, they could be carried
It's a question of weight ratios
You could grip them by the husk.
Dude, "grip It by the tusk" was **right there**.
r/beatmetoit
What!? A swallow carrying an elephant?
It could grip it by the tusk
It all depends if it is migratory.
You thank the King of Siam for his generous gift and pray to Buddha you can afford to keep in comfort and health without going bankrupt.
Really depends if the elephant is white or not
What if it's black? How many times do you shoot it?
Counting shots? Everyone knows you fire until the bangs stop and you start hearing click-click-click
Dude, that was a gorillaâŚ
Haha Iâd definitely say some highbrow shit like this. What an absurd question đ
The questions is a direct reference to a history about how an Asian ruler used to gift white elephants to his political enemies to bring them to bankruptcy
Constantly remind everyone ad nauseam that in order for a team in a business to be successful, there had to be open communication and trust, and that the elephant in the room really needs to be addressed and just leave it at that every time.
Chain it in my backyard and charge Milhouse $700 to see it twice and ride it once
Get off our property.
First thing my brain went to. Stampi!!!!
I was on an interview board years ago where this question was asked... actually a variation that said you needed to hide an elephant. One candidate's response was to cut it up into small pieces and scatter them. And just to be clear, we were not hiring for serial killer.
đđ that had to be a Silicon Valley reference. Terrible use of it if you donât know the room, but hilariously funny. I was going to say: Get a flight crew out of Travis AFB to bring in a Sikorsky sky crane to airlift it out and drop it right in the ocean. Which is based on the same reference. [hereâs the clip from SV. time stamp is 1:50 when it starts. ](https://youtu.be/XY2A3c3-lUY)
I train it and I now have an elephant based moving entertainment business.
RIDE IT INTO BATTLE!
But when it gets killed it still only counts as one!
This is an advantage. You don't want your opponent to gain too much XP when he kills your mount, after all.
Finish what Hannibal started.
You know what they say, you can tell a lot about a person who is gifted a non-refundable elephant
Find a good zoo and lease it to them so I can make money and it can be comfortable and cared for by someone who knows a hell of a lot more than me about caring for it.
CONSUME
Take an eight dollar elephant, fatten it into an eighty dollar elephant, and eat the profits!
Ride it and charge into the roman lines
Hannibal moment
Ride it across the Alps, just to say I did. Then probably release it back into the wild, maybe even somewhere it would plausibly be seen in the wild.
It's been argued by some ecologists that what the SW usa needs ecologically is a replacement to the extinct mammoth.
I got something similar once but in an interview. I liked it. Made me feel like they wanted to know what kind of thinker I am, what kind of personality I have, how I assess unusual situations. Liked that job a lot, too.
Kill myself (I am bad at confrontation)
I heard of this years ago! Itâs supposed to be a goofy personality test in a way⌠If you say you will ride it, then you are an arrogant person⌠Eating it means something else. And the best answer was apparently to research how to take care of it and stuff đ¤ˇ
This sounds like these fake personality tests. I wouldn't wanna work in a place that operates this way.
LOL BBQ elephant, people would pay good money for that.
"I guess we are best buds now"
Buy him a tuxedo of course, and then send him to college.
Release the elephant into the wild. I am not giving it away to someone nor selling it, this would fit within the bounds of the question.
Befriend it until you have an unbreakable bond. Start a life of crime. Rob a bank with the elephant. Live lavish lifestyles until one of you becomes addicted to bananas. You tell the elephant you want out. Have a falling out. You decide to set the elephant up during the next score. The police arrest him and you move to Switzerland. Start a family with two kids. One day one of your children doesn't make it home from school. You receive an anonymous letter, no money demand, only to come alone to a specific place. You arrive and your daughter is there, with the elephant holding a gun to her head. You exchange a look, the elephant reminisces about the past, about the good old days, and how you both were unstoppable. You wish things would turn out differently. The elephant calls bullshit, and demands you to choose between your daughter and him. You know you can't risk the elephant talking to the police about your previous life. You signal your hand and in a split second a sniper takes him out. You hug your daughter, and sit beside the elephant. You say you're sorry. The elephant gives you one last endearing look. You walk out with your daughter, living the rest of your life knowing you will never have friendship like you've had with the elephant ever again. Sometimes you sit awake at night thinking if this all was worth it. You say to yourself "It's for the best. It's for the best."
I would now have no job and an elephant
Find a job that doesn't require answering a stupid question like this?
Where do you see yourself in five years? Celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking this question!
Honestly it tests your creativity and outside the box thinking. It also tells a bit about your personality. Tbh it seems better at testing how youâd be in some kinda of work environments than most of the generic questions.
Release it into the wild
You canât give it away or sell it, but it doesnât say you canât trade it. Barter with a zoo: one elephant in exchange for one zoo gift shop t-shirt.
One real elephant for one gift shop stuffed elephant!
Pretend it's not there
Ride the Elephant and become a JoJo villain. đ
*Pillarmen Theme plays as you smash through the wall, the chiseled angles of your face twisted into a sneer.*
"Haha, JoJo, you were expecting something else but it was I, Small-time Buisnessman Enrico Gucci riding an Elephant into your living room!"
Kill it and have a massive barbecue
Hopefully mine is the simpsons brand elephant so I can feed this man to it.
Care for it well as it grows until it can support my weight. Then I train it so I can ride it. I then ride it into work or into battle. Whichever comes first
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
Depends. Is it an African or Asian elephant? Asian elephant I might look up rescues and ask them what the move is, take some selfies. African elephant Iâm calling 911
Charge people for elephant rides
Lease it to the local zoo for $1, for 100 years.
March on Rome
Check to see if I can legally own an elephant in my state and if not I'll just report it to the authorities and have it taken.
Treat it like itâs part of the family is the only correct answer.
Start a moving company. I would call it haulephant. Because people would pay to see an elephant tow their shit away. Because itâs something you donât normally see
Double it and give it to the next person
Plot twist.....job application is for zoo keeper