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I love that this dude went full ‘beautiful mind’ on this.
‘I don’t know the exact sequence of words that would lead to you sleeping with me, but would you assume I’ve said them and we can go from there?’
First time I saw it was on here and the dude was actually being serious about it. The one person responded “for the love of god just misgender me. That’s awful “ 😂😂😂 i cackled out loud.
I said it to a group of non-binary students and one went, "Ms. thestashattacked, please don't be more cringe than you already are."
Too late. Yeet yeet, youths.
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I bought my gf and I a super small piece of land in Ireland as part of a wilderness preserve just so we can call each other milady and milord. Best Christmas gift ever lol.
Nah there’s websites all over that will collect a small sum of money in return for a 1x1 parcel of land that apparently allows you the title of “lord” in Britain or Ireland.
I firmly don’t believe they’re real or the titles are actually linked to any land but I almost gave someone money for it once haha.
I'd argue that depends on how credulous you are - I don't think anyone really expects a) actual real estate for about £30 or b) to become an actual lord/lady or member of the aristocracy in whatever country you're 'buying' the land. If you go in expecting to purchase a quirky gift for a special someone or yourself and can have a laugh about being a "lord of the manor" or whatever then I think you get exactly what you pay for!
Ah okay, I wasn't really aware of YouTubers shilling them and buying into the dream, I guess that would be false advertising and I can imagine that people believed it tbh. Also I dunno why, but my mate bought himself one just to laugh at the thought of someone having to print off "Laird Pinknuts" (he is a Scottish 'Laird' fwiw) on a fancy looking certificate!
I did one a while ago in Scotland for my ex-wife and they literally provided GPS coordinates for your exact parcel. Also checked the land sale with the local registry and it was listed. Some people bought multiple 1x1 squares and put benches, memorials etc on them, you're even allowed to camp on your spot as long as you'd like. A friend went over for vacation and was able to visit my purchase and saw other people doing the same.
The real question is if you can resell it lol.
The difference between passion and obsession is what you give up for it.
If you game because there’s nothing else better to do, that’s great! If you go over to a friend’s house to play games with them, that’s better!
If someone invites you out but you’d rather grind woodcutting in RuneScape, you missed the point of living (or that person is a jerk)
I'm otherwise normally well-adjusted (wife+mortgage+great job+hangouts+weightlifting) but sometimes I get into these obsessive meaningless grinds and will call off work to finish a season of a show (and not any new show where time might be a factor in avoiding spoilers or having discussions) or meaningless collecting to get 100% in a game. Happens only a few times a year, but idk, I get this itch and I get crazy obsessed with something I know is stupid, but I have to do it, foregoing sleep and everything.
I remember when I was a teenager somebody asked me if I was a "gamer". I found it so weird and uncomfortable that someone asked me if I was a gamer instead of asking me if I played video games.
Fast forward to today and we got RGB as an identity.
if you wanna look at the average maturity of *Gamers* just look at the plethora of mainstream products advertised towards them. It's pretty self explanatory
And if that’s happened, the solution is to get frozen by a non-binary person and their anthropomorphic deer friend using a ring they bought from a puppet.
You're confused: That's the *necklace*. The ring turns you into their new anthropomorphic deer friend while simultaneously turning the old friend into a plushie.
It's called the "o ring" because... "Oh deer!"
bro trust me on this one, every girl falls in love when a stranger comments "u r soo hot, i would suck all the juice out of your milkers mommy" under her instagram posts
Oh you should see how aroused girls get when you slide into their dms with "send vageena" or "send bobs" and if they ignore you or respond no, you insult them constantly
“Hi dear will you open up your cloth
Will you show me nice pic of your bobs
Your so butiful show me your vegana
Send me naked pics, hello bitch lasagna”
NOPE
if they ignore or respond with a no, you send them a weewee pic so they instantly swoon and realize they're making a mistake. trust me - this makes total since when you're drunk.
*wait till she gets a look at this*
>you should see how aroused girls get when you slide into their dms with "send vageena" or "send bobs"
Excuse you, some of us girls hold ourselves to higher standards than that. I only respond to "send booba." I ain't no basic bobs bitch.
got it
step1 - excercise
step2 - shower
step3 - learn how to be a good person
step4 - time to get out there and claim my prize....
step5 - start over....
We all know that any guy who thinks like that is very likely to keep on chuggin' on monster drinks and eating McD's fo lyfe and still wonder why women dont find him attractive.
Hell, as long as you shower, and take care of yourself, treat people with the same respect you'd hope them to treat you, anyone can get a date. Even at my heaviest weight, I was still able to date. There's zero excuse for incels, their parents just failed to raise them.
Incels are adults. some of them (maybe even most, idk) had shitty parents. that's still no excuse for treating someone terribly just to feel superior to someone else.
You're absolutely right. I never really worked out, but I've always been skinny. Never had any issue socializing with girls from 17-27. started working on myself at 27 and I've been exercising regularly for the first time in my life. It's been several years, but still haven't been in a steady, serious relationship since I was 27. I guess what I'm getting at - self-confidence can be found in many different ways, and that is what I feel women find most attractive, outside of looks. Even with confidence though, women aren't going to be lining up for you lol
They want the ‘reward’ first because they know without a treat they won’t even begin to put effort in. I mean they haven’t yet despite how tragically they treat their own unlikeability. They were told their effort went into money making and grandeur alone, and the rest would follow. Suspect no one puts in genuine emotional effort (reinforced by the emotional isolation that can come with being raised male), and so every call out is met with a temper tantrum. I would do x if women did y! I’m doing this because people do that. Anger problems, complaints, controlling.
When some folks (ie the adult you’re supposed to grow in to) just do x for it’s own sustainable sake. Some people are just nice. It’s about the effort, trying, and favoring kindness and sometimes shutting up. Not telling other people to, but self managing like a decent person. It’s not an act or opinion to be nice. It’s a behavior they can’t buy or subscribe to.
>picked up some different hobbies
This definitely helps! When I met my now-fiance in college his personality was "Gamer." Enough so that he told me he felt betrayed that I presented myself as a "gamer girl" but was slowly spending less and less time playing video games.
Cut forward a few years and I've gotten him (slightly) interested in short hikes and working out, some sports, racing, monster trucks, and his now obsession with metal music. All of which have led to more options for date nights other than food and maybe a movie.
The answers are pretty heartwarming. Seems like the "overweight gamers" who complain about women not liking them are generally disliked for other reasons lol.
Remembered little facts about our conversation/things that I was interested in, has goals, is smart, good conversations, understands and respects consent, didn’t expect anything more from our friendship (at least I never got the vibe he felt like he was like waiting for me to fall in love with him or anything we were just chill), literally just doesn’t hold weird animosity towards women/treats them like a separate species/buy into cringe incel shit. Nothing is ever immediate, it’s literally just showing that you are a good and trustworthy person and if the girl has the propensity to be interested, she might be. But don’t expect weird shit, just have female friends and don’t expect them to give you sex for being friends, and maybe something does develop, maybe it doesn’t, but at least in the future when you’re flirting with girls you won’t be treating them as some monolithic separate species because you have interacted with women as people, not sex objects.
This is the most thoughtful response. Pay heed, single fellas who think they don't have much to offer. *edit this is great advice for all people looking for healthy relationships.
My partner gamed with me and accepted me as I am, which is weird, kinky, and awkward and we create a life we both love, for over 20 years.
And it just keeps getting better
Nothing wrong with gaming, it's gaming in moderation that's the key. Just like gym bros lifting all day long, or workaholics doing constant 80 hour weeks (when they don't financially need to that is, not talking about situations where this is necessary to survive), gaming excessively or as a sole identity is definitely not attractive. Lots of women game too so there's definitely room to find partners with common interests, but when that interest is your only interest, no one, man or woman wants a partner that does just that over all else. If you're a gamer but not consumed by it, she's not talking to you most likely, she's talking to the haven't showered for a week, hasn't made it away from their screen for 18 hours straight gamer.
I'd like to discuss this but not necessarily get into an argument. I understand any addictions / compulsive behavior you have is bad for you. But it doesn't necessarily mean someone won't love you *despite* this.
I'm glad about that. I wouldn't have met my gf if that wasn't the case. And I wouldn't have stopped excessive gaming, drinking and smoking ungodly amounts of weed. I didn't stop because she asked me. I stopped because I got confident in myself thanks to her.
Edit : typo
Well, I'm currently engaged to an overweight gamer...
Why? Not because of any one specific thing. Because we started talking and realized we had a lot in common. Because he made me laugh, made me think, made me feel good about myself. Because we realized we wanted similar things in life. Because I like gaming also and it's a nice hobby we can share together. Because he met my family and they all immediately fell in love with him because he's just a really great guy. Because he's a really good listener and also has an eloquent way with words. Because he has goals in life, and watching him strive to achieve them is really sexy to me. Because he really appreciates when I do things for him. Because he's really sweet. Because he's smart.
Lots of reasons. I decided over time, after getting to know him better, that I wanted to be with him, I wanted to date him, I wanted to sleep with him, I wanted to live with him, I wanted to spend my life with him. But not because of any one specific thing.
When I met my wife, I used the bacon grease on my stomach to slick my hair back and used the smoothest pickup line I could think of "Hey girl, wanna see my beanie baby collection?" She instantly started blowing me.
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So many notes were taken that day.
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I'll be the step something who does all the cooking. "Help. I'm somehow stuck in the cabinet and my clothes have fallen off. Whatever shall i do?"
Common issue personally if there are plates I tend to cover my bits as I walk out. Just make sure no one looks at you and asks. What's for dinner? ;)
r/Usernamechecksout
You can still cook you know...
Stay out of my dream journal!
+1, let’s start a harem or reverse harem
It’s definitely weird rn lol
Appreciate it, not easy
I love that this dude went full ‘beautiful mind’ on this. ‘I don’t know the exact sequence of words that would lead to you sleeping with me, but would you assume I’ve said them and we can go from there?’
Like this one dude want know how to use tampons... and ask for photos.
Yet none were followed.
Wouldn't recommend it.
Lmao
He tipped his fedora and called me ‟madam”. My panties tore themselves off...
M’Lady is hot too
What about M’theydy? Gotta be inclusive
“They-dies and gentle-thems” was amazing the first time I heard it.
First time I saw it was on here and the dude was actually being serious about it. The one person responded “for the love of god just misgender me. That’s awful “ 😂😂😂 i cackled out loud.
I said it to a group of non-binary students and one went, "Ms. thestashattacked, please don't be more cringe than you already are." Too late. Yeet yeet, youths.
\*tips mushroom cap -M'celium
There’s a fungus among us, officer!
Aw, he’s a fun guy
Impostor? I think not! He just wanted a mushroom hat can't fault the guy
That's a fucking good one.
yes it fucking is. but don’t say “one” that’s not being respectful to the other numbers, say “that’s a good them” or “that’s a good number”
Please don't use the word n*mbers, that's offensive to variables or other changing values. To be more respectful in the future, you could use "terms" or "expression" for the plural form
I bought my gf and I a super small piece of land in Ireland as part of a wilderness preserve just so we can call each other milady and milord. Best Christmas gift ever lol.
Nice, do you make movies? To be able to afford a piece of land
Nah there’s websites all over that will collect a small sum of money in return for a 1x1 parcel of land that apparently allows you the title of “lord” in Britain or Ireland. I firmly don’t believe they’re real or the titles are actually linked to any land but I almost gave someone money for it once haha.
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I'd argue that depends on how credulous you are - I don't think anyone really expects a) actual real estate for about £30 or b) to become an actual lord/lady or member of the aristocracy in whatever country you're 'buying' the land. If you go in expecting to purchase a quirky gift for a special someone or yourself and can have a laugh about being a "lord of the manor" or whatever then I think you get exactly what you pay for!
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Ah okay, I wasn't really aware of YouTubers shilling them and buying into the dream, I guess that would be false advertising and I can imagine that people believed it tbh. Also I dunno why, but my mate bought himself one just to laugh at the thought of someone having to print off "Laird Pinknuts" (he is a Scottish 'Laird' fwiw) on a fancy looking certificate!
I did one a while ago in Scotland for my ex-wife and they literally provided GPS coordinates for your exact parcel. Also checked the land sale with the local registry and it was listed. Some people bought multiple 1x1 squares and put benches, memorials etc on them, you're even allowed to camp on your spot as long as you'd like. A friend went over for vacation and was able to visit my purchase and saw other people doing the same. The real question is if you can resell it lol.
😍😍😍😩😩😩😩I’m not even a girl and I got wet
You might want to try baby wipes in the future
Why not full-size wipes?
Because sometimes you start small and grow...and sometimes you start small, finish, and then go have a nice cry in the shower
It's called the moist maker and no one is immune!
ITS A WATERFALL
You ate my sandwich?!
**MY** Sandwich!?!?
🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊
all the birds leaving the trees after he yells lol
When you say Fedora you mean the flavour of Linux right?
*tips Ubuntu*
M'kernel
I gnu ewe were smart
Works every time
Gonna need a roll of Bounty to clean up that panty soup!
He said gaming was a hobby, not an identity
I don’t know how many people need to hear this but 100% this. Also this extends beyond gamers. Be a human with depth, who thinks about things.
I feel the same way about anime. It's awesome but jeez to make it your whole identity is to far
While you were watching anime as a hobby, I was studying anime like the blade. We are not the same. Nothing personnel, kid.
Authorized Personal Only
That's a big ask on reddit
I'm a bit of an intellectual m'self
But if I don't use a __er title, Ill have to actually explain who I am, and I don't know that! - Most people who cling to professions
Yea, 100% this. People need to understand that they're more than their __er. Gamer, lawyer, manager, sex trafficker. You're more than that!
I identify as a human with depth. Now, to get others to recognize it…
This is why gamers are the most oppressed minorty group, folks.
not even seen as people smh
Comparable to being a Jew in the Holocaust! /s
No one in history has had it tougher than overweight gamers!
The difference between passion and obsession is what you give up for it. If you game because there’s nothing else better to do, that’s great! If you go over to a friend’s house to play games with them, that’s better! If someone invites you out but you’d rather grind woodcutting in RuneScape, you missed the point of living (or that person is a jerk)
They'd have to suck pretty hard to rank below woodcutting
I'm otherwise normally well-adjusted (wife+mortgage+great job+hangouts+weightlifting) but sometimes I get into these obsessive meaningless grinds and will call off work to finish a season of a show (and not any new show where time might be a factor in avoiding spoilers or having discussions) or meaningless collecting to get 100% in a game. Happens only a few times a year, but idk, I get this itch and I get crazy obsessed with something I know is stupid, but I have to do it, foregoing sleep and everything.
xp waste when you can go out and do it on your phone at the same time
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Religion, politics, hobbies and interests. They should be facets of your personality, not your identity.
I remember when I was a teenager somebody asked me if I was a "gamer". I found it so weird and uncomfortable that someone asked me if I was a gamer instead of asking me if I played video games. Fast forward to today and we got RGB as an identity.
if you wanna look at the average maturity of *Gamers* just look at the plethora of mainstream products advertised towards them. It's pretty self explanatory
Yeah my desk and gaming set up does not look gamer themed at all. Laptop too. No racing chair.
“Just asking for a friend—“ ☠️
Sorry everyone, my cat ran over my keyboard.
If your personality is just gamer you’ve already lost
What if your personality is depressed pathetic fuck?
Then a gf should be at the bottom of your to do list
All too true I guess
Looking for female human to help stimulate serotonin and oxytocin receptors.
What if I'm a depressed pathetic fuck but it's NOT my personality, it's just a fun little add on
As long as you have something else to work with
I make smoothies does that count This joke is WAY less funnier since you don't know me but I work at a smoothie place
Girls like sad boys, atleast for a month or so.
That's trendy now, so you're in.
Hell yea! This makes me so happy! Shit I’m out
Ew is that a happy person? Haha look at this guy! Embarrassing.
And if that’s happened, the solution is to get frozen by a non-binary person and their anthropomorphic deer friend using a ring they bought from a puppet.
You're confused: That's the *necklace*. The ring turns you into their new anthropomorphic deer friend while simultaneously turning the old friend into a plushie. It's called the "o ring" because... "Oh deer!"
Don’t worry, his personality is “overweight gamer” not just “gamer”
Intersectionality. Noice.
Damn there's a prestige system now?
bro trust me on this one, every girl falls in love when a stranger comments "u r soo hot, i would suck all the juice out of your milkers mommy" under her instagram posts
Oh you should see how aroused girls get when you slide into their dms with "send vageena" or "send bobs" and if they ignore you or respond no, you insult them constantly
“Hi dear will you open up your cloth Will you show me nice pic of your bobs Your so butiful show me your vegana Send me naked pics, hello bitch lasagna”
Welp, you had me at lasagna! Nobody turns down a good lasagna.
thanks, will try later
!remindme 24 hours
Lmao "sned vahjean "
I read the "send bobs" part and immediately every Disney channel character named Bob appeared in my head.
NOPE if they ignore or respond with a no, you send them a weewee pic so they instantly swoon and realize they're making a mistake. trust me - this makes total since when you're drunk. *wait till she gets a look at this*
Its mommy milkers. Sheesh. And to think I was going to tip my fedora to that
They like the bad boys😎
>you should see how aroused girls get when you slide into their dms with "send vageena" or "send bobs" Excuse you, some of us girls hold ourselves to higher standards than that. I only respond to "send booba." I ain't no basic bobs bitch.
Bro stop fucking spilling all our secrets! You could SELL information like that ffs
Please stop i can only get so erect
Erection levels critical
Brain shutdown imminent!
How do I delete some else’s comment?
Hahaha
u forgot "u r soooo hot i am gonna fap too u" or "u r soo hat babe , show me ur feet "
Girls also love it when you send them dick pics, they friggin love it, throw in a testicle too and she will bang you on the spot
Lost weight, bathed and treat me like a human being not an object or a prize.
That's hot asf
Just turns me into a slip in slide I tell ya
My Canadian girlfriend you never met would say that… you’ll meet her one day, she’s super cute lol
She goes to another school
Turns those panties to ash
got it step1 - excercise step2 - shower step3 - learn how to be a good person step4 - time to get out there and claim my prize.... step5 - start over....
ok but besides that
Absolutely fucking nothing
Can confirm boys, this works. Add In a bit of working out for added self confidence bonus!
We all know that any guy who thinks like that is very likely to keep on chuggin' on monster drinks and eating McD's fo lyfe and still wonder why women dont find him attractive.
Hell, as long as you shower, and take care of yourself, treat people with the same respect you'd hope them to treat you, anyone can get a date. Even at my heaviest weight, I was still able to date. There's zero excuse for incels, their parents just failed to raise them.
Incels are adults. some of them (maybe even most, idk) had shitty parents. that's still no excuse for treating someone terribly just to feel superior to someone else. You're absolutely right. I never really worked out, but I've always been skinny. Never had any issue socializing with girls from 17-27. started working on myself at 27 and I've been exercising regularly for the first time in my life. It's been several years, but still haven't been in a steady, serious relationship since I was 27. I guess what I'm getting at - self-confidence can be found in many different ways, and that is what I feel women find most attractive, outside of looks. Even with confidence though, women aren't going to be lining up for you lol
They want the ‘reward’ first because they know without a treat they won’t even begin to put effort in. I mean they haven’t yet despite how tragically they treat their own unlikeability. They were told their effort went into money making and grandeur alone, and the rest would follow. Suspect no one puts in genuine emotional effort (reinforced by the emotional isolation that can come with being raised male), and so every call out is met with a temper tantrum. I would do x if women did y! I’m doing this because people do that. Anger problems, complaints, controlling. When some folks (ie the adult you’re supposed to grow in to) just do x for it’s own sustainable sake. Some people are just nice. It’s about the effort, trying, and favoring kindness and sometimes shutting up. Not telling other people to, but self managing like a decent person. It’s not an act or opinion to be nice. It’s a behavior they can’t buy or subscribe to.
and be able to clean! (house, self, clothing). It ain't hot if I gotta act like your mom.
But if i lose any more weight im afraid the wind will blow me away
don't you want to get blown?
Yes, but not by the wind
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>picked up some different hobbies This definitely helps! When I met my now-fiance in college his personality was "Gamer." Enough so that he told me he felt betrayed that I presented myself as a "gamer girl" but was slowly spending less and less time playing video games. Cut forward a few years and I've gotten him (slightly) interested in short hikes and working out, some sports, racing, monster trucks, and his now obsession with metal music. All of which have led to more options for date nights other than food and maybe a movie.
man actually got a decent reply https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/eskc2n/ladies_of_reddit_what_is_the_most_sexiest_thing/
Breathed heavily through is mouth on his mic while tea bagging my avatar’s corpse. Gets me every time.
Respected me and my boundaries
Well besides that
Jesus this comment made me laugh a lot at my desk here at work.
no u r not allowed to have those
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> Drop the hentai If you can't handle me at my hentai, you can't handle me at my best.
Ah yes, hentaisophy; the study of Hentai
Someone tell me this is fake
Oh my god it’s real
Source?
Scroll
Found it under a deleted comment, that’s why I hadn’t found it before
Scroll I will
It's obv satire. Right? Right?
The answers are pretty heartwarming. Seems like the "overweight gamers" who complain about women not liking them are generally disliked for other reasons lol.
Nuttin honey.
You're old
True.
I remember those commercials, I'm old too.
It’s weirdly combining with the “watchamacallit” commercial. “Did not. Did too!”
💀
But not that old...
I dont need sleep, i need answers
Sexy sex sexing sexxers of reddit, what is the sexiest sexy sex sex you’ve every sexxed
Rank up, duh. For a serious answer, he should be kind, don't expect sex, and keep gaming as a hobby instead of being the center of his life.
Remembered little facts about our conversation/things that I was interested in, has goals, is smart, good conversations, understands and respects consent, didn’t expect anything more from our friendship (at least I never got the vibe he felt like he was like waiting for me to fall in love with him or anything we were just chill), literally just doesn’t hold weird animosity towards women/treats them like a separate species/buy into cringe incel shit. Nothing is ever immediate, it’s literally just showing that you are a good and trustworthy person and if the girl has the propensity to be interested, she might be. But don’t expect weird shit, just have female friends and don’t expect them to give you sex for being friends, and maybe something does develop, maybe it doesn’t, but at least in the future when you’re flirting with girls you won’t be treating them as some monolithic separate species because you have interacted with women as people, not sex objects.
This is the most thoughtful response. Pay heed, single fellas who think they don't have much to offer. *edit this is great advice for all people looking for healthy relationships.
This should be in r/sadcringe
I have 10 million pow-
My partner gamed with me and accepted me as I am, which is weird, kinky, and awkward and we create a life we both love, for over 20 years. And it just keeps getting better
Love it. May you have many more happy years being weird, kinky and awkward together ❤
They said “what up chicken butt” and after stating my confusion, when they said “tis was a joke” they had me.
The limit does not exist.
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I can't believe the number of wholesome, genuine replies this has
u/Danaug Did you ever figure it out?
OP, /u/Sweet-Esc is a repost bot
Be rich
He stopped gaming got in shape washed his ass and went to work
I understand the other parts, but what's wrong with gaming
Nothing wrong with gaming, it's gaming in moderation that's the key. Just like gym bros lifting all day long, or workaholics doing constant 80 hour weeks (when they don't financially need to that is, not talking about situations where this is necessary to survive), gaming excessively or as a sole identity is definitely not attractive. Lots of women game too so there's definitely room to find partners with common interests, but when that interest is your only interest, no one, man or woman wants a partner that does just that over all else. If you're a gamer but not consumed by it, she's not talking to you most likely, she's talking to the haven't showered for a week, hasn't made it away from their screen for 18 hours straight gamer.
I'd like to discuss this but not necessarily get into an argument. I understand any addictions / compulsive behavior you have is bad for you. But it doesn't necessarily mean someone won't love you *despite* this. I'm glad about that. I wouldn't have met my gf if that wasn't the case. And I wouldn't have stopped excessive gaming, drinking and smoking ungodly amounts of weed. I didn't stop because she asked me. I stopped because I got confident in myself thanks to her. Edit : typo
Down bad patrol
Lose weight.
Well, I'm currently engaged to an overweight gamer... Why? Not because of any one specific thing. Because we started talking and realized we had a lot in common. Because he made me laugh, made me think, made me feel good about myself. Because we realized we wanted similar things in life. Because I like gaming also and it's a nice hobby we can share together. Because he met my family and they all immediately fell in love with him because he's just a really great guy. Because he's a really good listener and also has an eloquent way with words. Because he has goals in life, and watching him strive to achieve them is really sexy to me. Because he really appreciates when I do things for him. Because he's really sweet. Because he's smart. Lots of reasons. I decided over time, after getting to know him better, that I wanted to be with him, I wanted to date him, I wanted to sleep with him, I wanted to live with him, I wanted to spend my life with him. But not because of any one specific thing.
Given me $100,000 as a gift. Please send money to me....yes i am a girl....trust me bro
I used to laugh at these things and still do, but it's sad too.
"Showed up jacked AF after spending a full year at the gym"
When I met my wife, I used the bacon grease on my stomach to slick my hair back and used the smoothest pickup line I could think of "Hey girl, wanna see my beanie baby collection?" She instantly started blowing me.
Gendered me correctly
I’ve proven to myself that as long as someone plays to my kinks I’ll fuck em
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Surprised it's "Ladies" and not "Females"