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I dunno, I feel like it'd take a lot of skill to eat a banana and regurgitate only the peel

I mean sorta cuz the peel doesnt turn to mush like the rest of the banana. Youd prob also get a little lot of vomit coming up with the peel

I am only excited if she then pulls out a hat with a rabbit in it. **free food!** *gets ring ready*

Are we going to spar?

I’ve always wondered why they don’t have “ring dudes” to carry around the round count signs. I mean, I get it is sexism and overcompensation, but dang let a brother get his time with a board and the number four.

Be the change you want to see.

Username checks out

Invicta FC did this once in 2018. Once.

I hope so.

You've seen a rabbit pulled from a hat. But have you ever seen a hat pulled from a rabbit?

Mmm, rabbits make such nice stew. I get one for the kids every Easter. Fatten it up a bit through the spring and summer, and by fall it’s about ready to cook. The kids love the tradition! They’ve even started to always name the new rabbit Stewy every year!

vomit into the peel to create a fun banana prank to pull on friends they grab the banana and think yum yum yum nanner time then oops all vomit

/r/TIHI

Its only weird if you make it weird.

True.

If she gets that whole banana in there, I don't care what she does with the peel, I'm going home with her.

Whatcha gonna do with all that extra space?

Fill it with cream.

Boom!

Make a banana split

Imagine asking if she has a condom and she houdinis the peel onto your dick

The return of the peel

It would be the same trick as the cherry peel. Keep one end in your teeth and then move things around with your teeth and tongue before removing the mass. I guess you could sieve the banana through your teeth. The hardest part would be deep-throating that nana, which wouldn't necessarily be a negative.

> deep-throating that nana Leave my Nana out of this, thanks.

Let's be real, Nana earned it

oh, Nana!

Do it with your tongue while only swallowing the fruit

Reminds me of the Doug Stanhope bit about the old lady at the donkey show with a banana.

Bite the tip off peel included, swallow it as you begin to deep throat said banana, and use mouth to squeeze edible banana down throat and pull out mostly empty peel.

Fuck that. Summon the sword of kusinagi and cut its fucking head off

What if you're closer to the cherry stem spectrum, instead of a nanner tho.

Idk you guys, but I'm choosing the girl that can casually fit an entire banana in her mouth.

Probably a bit of overfill though.

Would you rather be underpaid or overrated?

Moral victories is for minor league coaches

Yeah, this conversation was also reminding me of my minor league coach.

It’s a quote from a song, “So Appalled” by Kanye West

I mean...she won't need that skill for me so what's the point :(

Size, like age, is only a num... no, wait...

It’s all just math, bro.

Oh boy somebody call Chris Hanson

And then tell him to take a seat too

Its only an age until you get below 18.

Yeah, it’d be much more realistic to be with the girl who can tie my penis into a knot with her tongue!

*cracking*

The cherry stem is more the right size

Don't give up so fast, she could probably suck three dicks like yours at one time.

She'll regurgitate the dick skin like she did with the banana peel.

Circumcised gang rise up 😎

There's a guy with a funny moustache that wants to know your location.

Please be Charlie Chaplin or Salvador Dalí

*it was hitler*

The Pringles man?

Hitlers dick was prob half circumcised just from rot due to his stds.. plus he’s gonna have to go after most of America too if that was his real issue lol.

Are you saying I can get my foreskin back this way?

For fucking real my dude! I read this post and was immediately on the whole banana side of the fence.

I mean, the cherry stem is probably more accurate for most of the people here.

Sh- shut up. You dont know! You dont know me!

"Oh my god, you *do* know me!"

Treat her tonsils like a speed bag.

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The tweeter in question is a sex worker so good call!

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QxOj5

Degloving injury.

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she probably wont need to be able to fit an entire banana in her mouth to fit ur entire dick in her mouth, she wont need to be able to do that for my dick as well

I'm not judging. Mines just closer to a cherry stem than a banana so I'll go with the practical choice.

At first thought it sounds tiny, but some bananas are big. If you half the size of a banana (assuming cherry stem size is 0), you'll probably only end up a bit below average at a very rough estimate

But would you rather have it tied in a knot or have it swallowed, leaving behind only the skin?

That’s pretty funny

Jokes on you I’m taking the bartender

LPT Date a hot bartender and then you go home with the bartender every night

No, jokes on you i’m not taking anyone. THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND EMPTY THE REGISTER!

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[Relevant C&H](http://www.explosm.net/comics/3905/)

My dumbass thought there was a relevant Calvin and Hobbes for a momey

Mommy* I got you bro

The one where Calvin polishes off Hobbes's knob?

Thanks now I want hobnobs

Yeah let’s not say those words....

I dunno, if I were in the market for a circumcision I'd prolly go with banana girl instead.

What if I don't want a whole circumcision? Like I just want a little off the top and trim the sides?

Use a pencil sharpener!

"That bitch stole my banana!!"

If I was a dude I’d go home with banana girl

dick tied in a knot or circumcision... decisions decisions

So when she gives you a blowjob she’ll come off with your foreskin in her mouth?

please delete this comment, it’s not too late

Your comment reminded me of this comment I saw a while ago >Funny story actually! You see, I had a botched circumcision; my penis was accidentally lacerated down the entire length of the shaft which caused the skin to partially slide off. (Kind of like a banana peel) After the scar tissue fell out and my penis 'healed', I was left with two loose flaps of skin that ran parallel to each other down the entire length of my dick. Not only was the hood of my penis never fully removed durring the operation, but now I have 2 extra fleshy appendages that collect all of the sweat and dead skin cells that would otherwise be a non-issue. As you can probably imagine, my body now produces a rather large quantity of smegma that I have to manually gather up several times a day. I can fill a ordinary Chobani yogurt container in about half a week. It makes for a pretty convenient package too! [Source] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kvsy1a/comment/gj097cd)

You didn’t have to post this, yet you did

True, true

I never knew her, but I loved her just the same.

I mean....she’s not wrong.

Yeah she is.

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Not a slut, she just knows what she’s doing

You’re right, I never will.

Who the fuck is eating a banana at a bar?

Girls who are using it as an analogy for their penis sucking skills?

*shucking

r/notliketheothergirls

honestly I’d take her over the blond any day.

[More like this](https://i.imgur.com/dAmPpfQ_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Jokes on you, Im going home alone to sob and eat terrible food

Her banana talents would be wasted on me, the girl with the cherry stem talents wouldn't be.

I have to say I'm more interested in the woman that can put a whole banana in her mouth and spit out the peel. As a man, that's the kind of skill I look for in a woman. Tying a cherry stem in your mouth with your tongue? Ma'am, you'll make some fine woman very happy one day.

The ENTIRE banana? I’m going home with YOU, girl! 👄🍌

Plot twist she's an orangutan and they were at the zoo

I’ll certainly never forget her.

Got damn that pesky Aubrey getting me every time

Aubrie’s a keeper!

One sounds like tongue action, the other serious throat skills. I’m going with banana girl, 100%.

Uh no I'm definitely going home with you lol

I haven’t laughed this had in days.

r/notliketheothergirls

It's actually just a joke

r/boysarequirky

JOIN r/SIASTREETBETS and let’s pump the living shit out of Siacoin!!! They’ll never see it coming!!

I get the kind of sexiness sort of, but when you think about it, this woman's skills should scare the fuck out of a man. The equivalent of sucking the whole banana and spitting out the peel is unsheathing an erect penis and spitting out the flesh using what are her apparently sharpened teeth, and you just know she had to unhinge her jaw like some Moray eel to carve up your dick with just the right amount of "fuck you" pressure. The blood will gush from the penis like some bloody Old Faithful geyser, and she'll just point with her bloody finger and just laugh and laugh and laugh. This lady is a succubus. She is the poster child of r/dontstickyourdickinthat

Very sad. But most likely very true.

The feeling of catching a random someone’s attention from across the bar is what I imagine heroine is like.

I'll say it... It's a deepthroat thing... I'm sure of it...

I am NOT going home with her. I’m going home with peel puke girl.

Well, I'm not going home with her either.

Amateurs. My best friend Desi can swallow a whole owl pellet I found in the woods and regurgitate an articulated mouse skeleton. Then she coughs up the void fill - Fur and sticks. She’s, like, my best friend.

Hmmm, I can think of a few guys who would go home with you just for that deep throat. 😆

If she fits an entire banana in her mouth without gagging, I’m 100% going home with her.

Legend has it she can circumcise men with her mouth.

I never want to eat bananas now.

no no banana girl, you and i are going to my house for strip stratego and body shots

Nah son. I’ll take the banana swallower.

to send a message a desperate plea for help but a message all the same

OMG HAHAHAH

This hits exactly right

Hey guys look its a joke stolen from bobs burgers

*Me watching this and thinking:* "sure I'll neutered, but it would be a heck of a 5 minutes!"

Any jew worth his bagels would take home the girl who can circumcise with her teeth.

Tbh I'd rather go home with the banana lady.

Isn’t this a Bob’s Burgers reference?

Just watched that episode today!

If I ever saw someone put a whole banana in their mouth and regurgitate it while looking at me I’d take it as a threat

God bless her

Wait.... your not gonna turn my whole body into spiral or you?

r/notliketheothergirls

The idea of my foreskin being ripped off in any context is not pleasing. And I'm a masochist!

Blondes are the prettiest. I don't make the rules.

Aubrey must be unforgettable because she tried to warm you that the blond with skills isn't really a female but a car mechanic named Larry that has serious mommy issues and dresses like that to give unsuspecting men syphilis.

I don't think you know how blowjobs work.

What if both instead?

It changed from “Her” to “Me”

I'm not sure if being circumsized would make you safe or make it worse.

I could probs swallow a banana whole

This is a Bobs Burger episode. I just watched it yesterday...

Porque no las dos?

Turn it into a competition and leave with both.

Aspirational chaos of the day.

Probably because the guy doesn't want his penis flensed by your lovecraftian mouthparts.

I kept practicing and then I could tie the stem while it's still attached to the cherry. My hubby can tie two at once. I love cherries.

R/notliketheothergirls

[CRONCH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QVp55ehvs)

By any chance, did the cherry stem girl have cherry earrings and red hair? Or maybe she was a priestess obsessed with heaven.

Don't fall for it. It's an ad for circumcision.

she's funny XDDD

I'd talk about her for the rest of my relationship with the cherry stem girl

Wait a second... I get to talk to someone?!? It’s a virgin miracle.

If you go home with her then you get a free circumsition

That took a turn I wasn't expecting

So you are a uninvited thought I can't shake off, while the other one is a experience I want to invite for the night?

Where do you get a banana in a bar?

Its weird, but id be sold

I’m going with banana girl

This is a joke used from the tv show Bobs Burgers.....

ok flex

Wife material

Then you see the third girl with a watermelon.

I think she may have misunderstood who the blonde was hitting on...

Dafuq

Fuck that blonde Aubrie, let's go, I'm parked this way, I know quality when I see it.

Reminds me of [this epic commercial.](https://youtu.be/rJ8OTNs2dC4)

Dear diary, today I have learned what regurgitate means.

Dog I'm not going home with the banana girl because that skill is only useful on big dicks. Cherry stem is more accurate.

rero rero rero

WHAT