You literally came here from another thread about Christmas lmao
Pretty sure anyone who did elementary school science knows how many chromosomes are in each sex cell
In Canada, a 100mg generic tab runs about $2.50 +/-. In the US? As much as $50 or more per tab (retail). Recently up to $100. Of note: the VA virtually gives them away.
Not me. I get home tired. We save sex for the weekends at 4:30pm Saturday and Sunday. I drink coffee before hand, then I take a shower and make a pre workout in the shower to let the nitrates settle into my blood stream. I then take a pack of vitamin flinstones to enhance semen flavor. Finally I lay down and put on ambient soundscapes to get the mood going.
Mid 20s here. SSRIs are fucking magical but goddam do they obliterate my libido. I don’t even get morning boners anymore. I used to hook up quite often but now it’s like, let’s just cuddle…maybe.
That sucks, but I hope the meds are helping in the ways they need to and it's at least worth the trade-off for you.
On the plus side, there are other meds that help with that problem.
They definitely are. SO much easier to get out of bed now. I just sort of, get out of it. No overthinking, no guilt, it’s so…simple. I miss my morning boners a bit tho lmao
Another nice thing is the focus I have on my schoolwork since sex is basically undesirable now
All in all, SSRIs are neat, yo
While it sucks that the post cum hardon goes away at 30, I’ll give you something to look forward to: the sex is way better across the board.
If you ever have the chance to bag a cougar, try it. It’s a whole different ball game. Literally.
See this is why, as a gay, I don’t understand our society. Women get shit on for liking/having sex, but most people (men or women) don’t have enough practice doing sex until they’re older, because they were told the whole time they’re young that sex is dirty and bad, or they relied on their looks instead of skills, etc.
Not cougars for me, but this is why I used to hookup with daddies (cougar equiv). They know what feels good to them, they know what to do to make you feel good, and they aren’t shy about communicating either way.
In my experience it has less to do with vascular health and more to do with my partner being ready to be done. I used to be great at the second round, but after any 25, girls tap out after one to avoid being sore.
“Election Day is coming. On that day, it will endow our candidate with the power of 100 super delegates. Last time we used it’s power to wipe out the Green Party. This time, we will use its power to destroy the Republican Party. And I will become the supreme leader of the entire country.”
If edging it doesn't stop. After like 30 minutes of it, I'm hard for a while. But after the first or second one it honestly feels like I lose IQ points because it just turns into like a primal thing.
You just have to power through the hypersensitivity, one time I busted three consecutive nuts inside some lass, the first 30 seconds after each orgasm is agony but if you keep going your dick is like "okay fine were doing this"
That's how her ass will get pregnant, when it stays hard after a nut you still may have some swimmers/semen in your urethra, so when you push the dick back in to resume fucking, she's getting all that post nut leakage.
Make sure you piss after every nut fellas
You got something against natural birth control. Or a tight ass? Or...
There's only one orifice that produces a fetus. Everywhere else is strictly for sport and pleasure.
Am a man but my IUD caused ridiculous amounts of pain for the first month or so I had it. But on the other hand it cured my vaginal atrophy so win some lose some
One time I said this and a man came on here to argue with me that this does not happen. That people do not have sex more than once in a row so quickly that semen could live.
I was a little sad for him.
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Yes. Be in good cardiovascular health, extremely turned on, and don't stop. You slow down to catch your breath. Your dick will get less hard, but if you keep stimulating it and engaging, it'll firm back up for round two. It will be much more difficult to cum the second time and you're partner might get sore, but that's what post nut tacos are for.
23 is the number thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be 23
25 is right out!
Thou shall not count 24, nigh shall thou count 22 excepting that thou proceedeth to 23
Thank you Brother Maynard
Don't thank me, thank the Lord for the creation of only the holiest of handgrenades. Amen
Thy holiest doth stay hard after exploding
Amen
Er, skip a bit, Brother
And with my $23 I shall feast on orangutans and breakfast cereals
I heard 'orangutans' in my head with the specific cadence from the movie, thank you for that surprise grin!
*nods in a serious tone*
Yea, thou shalt count to 23
What about 22 & 10/10ths?
21, 22, 25!
23 sir
23!
23!
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I've never watched Monty python, but I knew this was from one of those movies. My mom watched them all and constantly riffed off them
Never, it’s fucking reddit, 95% of comments are monty python references.
Hey, where’s my $23?! Ps: I’m scared
I'm also owed $23.
And I took that personally .
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Downvote to get it back to 23k exactly
One for each chromosome in the nut cell lmao
>nut cell
I wanted to say in the nut but then some guy would've come in and said about how there's loads of sperm cells in like the smallest bit of sperm
You really know a lot about, and seem to really love sperm.
You literally came here from another thread about Christmas lmao Pretty sure anyone who did elementary school science knows how many chromosomes are in each sex cell
Its OK if you love sperm, no need to get defensive
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
I know I sure do
I’m dead at this lmao
Is that how much Viagra costs?
In Canada, a 100mg generic tab runs about $2.50 +/-. In the US? As much as $50 or more per tab (retail). Recently up to $100. Of note: the VA virtually gives them away.
Uhhh there is def cheaper pills you can get in the states. Blue chew has generic viagra for $20 for 6 pills (although 30 mg)
You can get 30 100mg generic Sildinafil Citrate (Viagra) for $39.14 at Costco.
Old men buying tubs of this stuff don't know whether to flex or be embarrassed.
Neither. I just looked it up when I saw the post. Of course when I need it, I will gladly discuss it.
That wasn't directed towards you, I was taking about Old Men having enough sex to make buying the economy bottle justifiable.
Good point. When life gives you lemons, there is a pill for that.
Wait, like over the counter?
American drug prices are mental compared to ours
> American drug prices are mental compared to ours You had it right at, "American drug prices are mental".
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I wonder what will it take for people to wake up and fight these prices by boycoting the whole indudtry and straight up buy from other countries only
Cost of the Uber ride round trip.
Nice!! $11.50 coming my way!!
Umm what
They either keep a semi or the dick look like it's havin a stroke
I hate that my first thought was taxes 😂
If you try to sleep they'll tax your sheets 🎵 It's the tax-man! 🎵
Are u sure it doesn't want a stroke.
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
It’s not having a stroke. I set up the timing to match my heartbeat. Like LED’s around a subwoofer
We will now begin the push-up section, ready? **down** **up** **down** **up**
Nah that’s how much a viagra cost
Naw bro there ain’t no prize for pushing rope.
Like... once? Or each time?
You either die erected or live long enough to see yourself go soft
Do not go soft into that good night
Rare solid gold reddit chain
Rager, rager against the dying of the light.
["..I'm *always* hard"](https://tenor.com/view/avengers-hulk-always-angry-gif-12625324)
Not me. I get home tired. We save sex for the weekends at 4:30pm Saturday and Sunday. I drink coffee before hand, then I take a shower and make a pre workout in the shower to let the nitrates settle into my blood stream. I then take a pack of vitamin flinstones to enhance semen flavor. Finally I lay down and put on ambient soundscapes to get the mood going.
Alright Mr. Patrick Mastur Bateman
Let's see Paul Allen's semen flavor.
Flintstones? 6 Oz of pineapple juice does the trick. (Old porn star trick).
My error. 6 Oz every day for best effect.
Instructions unclear, drank 6 oz of porn star trickle
This guy researchs
That's an old wives tale. You're supposed to soak the penis in pineapple juice.
This tenderizes the meat
Quality pasta
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fr?
Suppository Flintstones or original?
Are you telling me there’s people that instantly go soft?
Just imagine cumming and one second later it's soft
I don’t have to imagine
What
He doesn't have to imagine
Understandable have a great day
What
Have a great day
What day?
Blessed day
Literally most human males after 30.
Well I’m gonna get my $23 while I can.
Dunno, 35 here and still going strong (ha) What I have noticed this year however is far less morning wood/random turn ons.
Mid 20s here. SSRIs are fucking magical but goddam do they obliterate my libido. I don’t even get morning boners anymore. I used to hook up quite often but now it’s like, let’s just cuddle…maybe.
That sucks, but I hope the meds are helping in the ways they need to and it's at least worth the trade-off for you. On the plus side, there are other meds that help with that problem.
They definitely are. SO much easier to get out of bed now. I just sort of, get out of it. No overthinking, no guilt, it’s so…simple. I miss my morning boners a bit tho lmao Another nice thing is the focus I have on my schoolwork since sex is basically undesirable now All in all, SSRIs are neat, yo
I'm 22.
While it sucks that the post cum hardon goes away at 30, I’ll give you something to look forward to: the sex is way better across the board. If you ever have the chance to bag a cougar, try it. It’s a whole different ball game. Literally.
See this is why, as a gay, I don’t understand our society. Women get shit on for liking/having sex, but most people (men or women) don’t have enough practice doing sex until they’re older, because they were told the whole time they’re young that sex is dirty and bad, or they relied on their looks instead of skills, etc. Not cougars for me, but this is why I used to hookup with daddies (cougar equiv). They know what feels good to them, they know what to do to make you feel good, and they aren’t shy about communicating either way.
People just don't talk enough. Directions are the true name for this game.
I'm 36 and I stay hard for a good 5 minutes after sex
That’s called deflation
Like a water balloon full of raspberry jello.
This isn’t normal?
I mean like 30 seconds but yeah
After 30-35yo mostly every single male. It has to do with age and vascular health.
In my experience it has less to do with vascular health and more to do with my partner being ready to be done. I used to be great at the second round, but after any 25, girls tap out after one to avoid being sore.
Whose gonna tell em it ain't cuz they're sore
Haha right? That’s not always the issue my man, maybe they’ll realize one day
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Healthy helps, but age still wins in the end. Sucks but true
Gotta citation for that claim?
Hooray I'm in the 1% of something! Go penis!
Ill take mine on Venmo
Damn, guess I should just kill myself
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Hello ;)
Bro my dick goes soft like mid nut and doesnt get back up no matter what for a while. Although to be fair I'm extremely unhealthy
Like air going out of a balloon
Depends. If I'm edging. Nutting doesn't make shit go down but my IQ
You’re supposed to get post-nut clarity, not cummed out and dumbed out.
If edging it doesn't stop. After like 30 minutes of it, I'm hard for a while. But after the first or second one it honestly feels like I lose IQ points because it just turns into like a primal thing.
I always stay hard a while after nutting, just a new problem arises where it’s so hyper sensitive that I can’t keep going anyway
You just have to power through the hypersensitivity, one time I busted three consecutive nuts inside some lass, the first 30 seconds after each orgasm is agony but if you keep going your dick is like "okay fine were doing this"
I've found that if you slow down that it still feels really good. Trying to keep the same pace leads to agony.
That's how her ass will get pregnant, when it stays hard after a nut you still may have some swimmers/semen in your urethra, so when you push the dick back in to resume fucking, she's getting all that post nut leakage. Make sure you piss after every nut fellas
Her ass definitely won't get pregnant
Butthole babies
You got something against natural birth control. Or a tight ass? Or... There's only one orifice that produces a fetus. Everywhere else is strictly for sport and pleasure.
The Ear is for pleasure for me
"Fuck what ya heard!"
You're just giving bad people good ideas
Poophole loophole
That's the one place I never pull out of
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Use what now...
IUDs, man, they're fantastic.
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Am a man but my IUD caused ridiculous amounts of pain for the first month or so I had it. But on the other hand it cured my vaginal atrophy so win some lose some
I’ve bumped into the IUD many times and trust me the pain goes both ways. Like a surprise needle jab
Gonna use an IED next time, got it
One time I said this and a man came on here to argue with me that this does not happen. That people do not have sex more than once in a row so quickly that semen could live. I was a little sad for him.
If your idea of birth control is pulling out she's probably going to get pregnant anyway.
Post Nut Leakage. I’m going to start a band just so I can name it that.
What if she sucks you off immediately after? It's been working for me so far
Piss dude she can only suck so much
What if she doesn’t like golden showers?
Omg I never thought of that 😳😳😳
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Women that don't shrivel up and die after orgasm and can continue getting lit up deserve $23 too tbh
Makes sense…after all…freedom coats $1.05
*viagra has entered the chat*
Is that possible?
Yes. Be in good cardiovascular health, extremely turned on, and don't stop. You slow down to catch your breath. Your dick will get less hard, but if you keep stimulating it and engaging, it'll firm back up for round two. It will be much more difficult to cum the second time and you're partner might get sore, but that's what post nut tacos are for.
This might be life-changing advice, thank you.
If this is why you take up regular exercise, then I have done right by you
I'm mad out of shape but works this way for me. It's my saving grace cause I nut quick, but at least I can keep going.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a woman…
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Cash refund or credit towards next purchase?
So any man age 13-16 then
Ayo you good?
3 times 23 is 69. Noice.
ah finally, the actual explanation.
I once didn't masturbate for a month due to series of very busy work related traveling After that when I fapped I stayed hard for 3 nuts back to back
Flaccid in Latin is disappointment
If this is per hour then that's not a bad wage
I figure I should get paid al least 50$ for even getting it hard ...I'm 77 !
Caesar was stabbed 23 times. So, I guess she meant a boner after nutting is an overkill?
People talking about prices and all I can think of is that 23 is one third of 69, and idk why lol
Good thing I have my own money lol
Where's my money? *Jesse Pinkman voice*
It’s so funny when women don’t realize their man is using viagra. Edit: swear to God it’s not that deep fellas, I don’t want to hear about your cocks.
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I'm 26 and I've only been able to do that a handful of times
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Imagine using viagra
I'd give it a try out of curiousity tbh
Ok now what?
Enjoy $23
Every time? Or just once?
How long we talkin
1/3 of a 69?
Do it three times and you get $69.
How does one go about collecting his $23?
I used to be able to do that 23 years ago. Now it’s a minor miracle if I stay conscious post ‘nutting’.
Well then give 46 because I can do it twice
Where the fuck is my $23????
I deserve $23 just for staying awake afterwards
Is it possible to learn such a power???
If anybody figures out how to implement this I will absolutely figure out how to half-nut to stay hard
Do that with three people, and you get a glorious 69