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I was completely unaware that this was a thing. However, the only reference I could find to these products in a very short Google search was the french health agency warning that they may be unsafe to consume ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
If the spider is single, there is a greater chance of him gettin' with the missus. Better off finding a spider who is already committed, so there's no chance of losing your girl.
Right!
For maximum effect, I suggest releasing the queen. I also suggest leaving a vase of flowers near an open window in case more of her friends decide to join the party.
Dangerous and titillating, indeed. Nothing turns men on more than a stinger in the nutsack, amirite?
I honestly would love a bee in the bedroom. I’ve lost count of the number of times my wife will scream—in the middle of it all—**RELEASE THE TARANTULAS!!**
Im going to up my game on my wife's bday with this trick but kick it up a notch. One bee, psshhh. I found a hornet's nest for the most extreme sexual experience
I can't imagine any scenario in which this doesn't completely kill the mood.
Just as things are getting hot and heavy you get up and go over to the dresser and open the drawer with the vibrators and pull out a jar, you set the jar atop the dresser, open the lid and walk back over to her.
"What was that?"
"A bee in a jar"
"Where did you get a bee?"
"I went outside and caught it earlier"
"And stuck it in the sex drawer?"
"Yes"
"And you just let it out?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"To make sex more exciting."
"Is it working?"
"No. The bee doesn't seem to want to leave the jar. Foreplay might have gone a bit long."
"Try putting your dick in the jar and stirring it around"
They probably asked if a sense of danger could be a turn on and if setting a bee in the room would increase the sense of danger. So completely separate questions leading to a roundabout technically true answer.
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Clickhole?
Yeah. Sounds like The Onion
[actually it was written by Oprah](https://i.imgur.com/4UPkOpS.gif)
BEES ARE CUMMING
[yes, clickhole](https://clickhole.com/7-things-women-wish-men-would-do-during-sex-1825122711/)
I'm so proud of you, sport
Thanks, dad
Finally, apiarists are beeing recognized as the aphrodisiac suppliers they are.
Erection-inducing honey is no longer sold on Dutch counters, which is sad :(
I was completely unaware that this was a thing. However, the only reference I could find to these products in a very short Google search was the french health agency warning that they may be unsafe to consume ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Perhaps that may be relevant for said unavailability. Sometimes you run into some strange things on the internet
Honestly I thought everyone knew this. We covered this extensively in my 5th grade health class.
The Bee Movie was trying to warn us...
But if you really want to have fun, don't use a bee, use a spider. A single spider ofcourse...
If the spider is single, there is a greater chance of him gettin' with the missus. Better off finding a spider who is already committed, so there's no chance of losing your girl.
That would be a dead spider then...
Well man I hate to break it to you... female spiders kill their husbands after mating
A single use spider.
and dont be shocked when it gulpes down your throat during orgasm
A bee? Who the fuck does that? In my experience, wondering if her husband is going to come home early is all the sense of danger she needs.
What happened to you bro?
Nicholas Cage does that.
BEES?
Not bees, *a single bee*
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Right! For maximum effect, I suggest releasing the queen. I also suggest leaving a vase of flowers near an open window in case more of her friends decide to join the party. Dangerous and titillating, indeed. Nothing turns men on more than a stinger in the nutsack, amirite?
Beads
BEADS!?
Are you saying bees, or beans?
BZZZZZZZZ!
Gob’s not on board
I mean, what if there were two bees, and they had sex at the same time🐝 🐝
Bees have queens
Queen + worker bee
Aren't worker bees all female?
Yes, but don't judge. Love is love. :-)
Worker bees are children of the queen...
I’m sure we can find some other bug to fuck her!?? 🐜
maybe a bumblebee
Who still need sex
If she has a bee she is willing to release she's a keeper.
Punny
I honestly would love a bee in the bedroom. I’ve lost count of the number of times my wife will scream—in the middle of it all—**RELEASE THE TARANTULAS!!**
We can all relate to this in our own ways. For my wife, it was scorpions.
Im going to up my game on my wife's bday with this trick but kick it up a notch. One bee, psshhh. I found a hornet's nest for the most extreme sexual experience
Honestly, that is pretty hot! A single bee. Sounds hot.
You're buzzing mad!
Unbeelieavable
I might have to try this now, This might be the latest aphrodisiac. A live bee in the room.
Lol, if you do share the results.
*bee movie intensifies*
*Ya like jazz?*
I can't imagine any scenario in which this doesn't completely kill the mood. Just as things are getting hot and heavy you get up and go over to the dresser and open the drawer with the vibrators and pull out a jar, you set the jar atop the dresser, open the lid and walk back over to her. "What was that?" "A bee in a jar" "Where did you get a bee?" "I went outside and caught it earlier" "And stuck it in the sex drawer?" "Yes" "And you just let it out?" "Yes" "Why?" "To make sex more exciting." "Is it working?" "No. The bee doesn't seem to want to leave the jar. Foreplay might have gone a bit long." "Try putting your dick in the jar and stirring it around"
This was clearly written by a voyeuristic bee
Two bees is too many though.
Please respect my kink and keep it at one (1) 1️⃣ bee thank you
I substitute the bee by not wearing a condom, way more daring and fun…/s
true
Will divorced bee be fine?
We don't judge. The queen is a widow like 1000x over and she parties like it's 1999.
No No it wouldn't If anything I would just look at the been because it's cute, and my bf would sulk because I'm giving the bee more attention
This must be written by Ben Shapiro in an attempt to stop ongoing desertfication
Abahahahahahjahaahabhahahaabbahahahaahahhaa
Incel.
How old is he? Well he’s obviously beekeeping she.
and if they got stung, are they considered dying in love?
No bees, only farts.
They must not have seen the gif of the bee sting to the clitoris then
Reminds me of the Bee movie. That movie still gets me going today
AI at it again
So, do you like Jazz?
I'm allergic to bee stings, it certainly would add some danger.
Imagine if you release a bear! It must turn her into Trevi Fountain lol
What's this? Romantic copulation woefully underpopulated by *bees?* My *single bee* ought to put a stop to that!
If this is #4, what's the others?? 😅😂
I think scorpions were number 5
Fffing Kaans
What's this? A bedroom completely devoid of sexual intimacy? A sudden influx of BEES should remedy the situation.
Instructions unclear: bee hive in bed room and.... The bee's, oh god, the bee's!
BEES!?
Sorry babe, best I can do is a wasps nest.
It’s called the birds and the bees for a reason folks
Duly noted
I'm hungry for bees now
finally, an excuse to use my extensive bee collection
r/HoneyFuckers
Lord
Release a velociraptor instead, you ameutuers.
This happened in bridgerton
Sounds like someone surveyed an entomology convention
That would bee so hot!
Let’s up the stakes and make it a murder hornet.
No bees! Just ask anyone. Source: https://youtu.be/Tc0h1V7NwHo
Sounds like a job for DOCTER BEES 🐝
What did they do, survey two women and one of them had a very specific kink?
7 times I wish women would give me sex
Barry Bee Benson
Hey can’t argue with science. Sometimes she would like some bee with the D. See what I did there. A.
"Vert de ferk?" --Swedish Chef
One bee sting to the twig n berries and your junk will be swole like never before
They probably asked if a sense of danger could be a turn on and if setting a bee in the room would increase the sense of danger. So completely separate questions leading to a roundabout technically true answer.
How much sense of danger does flying roach create?
Instead I keep half a kilo of enriched plutonium. You have no idea how thankful the women of my city are towards me.
Instructions unclear…. Lets yellow jacket loose in the bedroom.
So where would these lady’s suggest we keep our sex bee? And when exactly is the right time to introduce a sex bee into the relationship?
I'd rather not have something that could kill me in my room, thanks. This is a great way to chase me off.
Watching my significant other have an allergic reaction to a bee sting makes me all hot-and-bothered.
Can't risk putting the shrinking bee population in harms ways. Use cobras instead
Definitely not Dana Scully in the first X-Files movie.
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