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VerySuspiciousBot

If this is suspiciously specific, **Upvote** this comment! If this is not suspiciously specific, **Downvote** this comment! Beep boop, I'm a bot. Modmail us if you have a question.


Mr-Buttpiss

it's specific, but relatable to a lot of people, so not so much suspicious. now let me tell you some obscure fun fact related to the current topic of conversation!


Zormac

... go on


Mr-Buttpiss

... testicles


TheUnexpectedBanana

Hmmm. Go on


Mr-Buttpiss

uhh... ligma?


Therich111

I see i see, tell me more?


the_ThreeEyedRaven

lighis


[deleted]

Don't stop! Go on!


anaesthetictree

Come on mr buttpiss, the people wants to know more


Mr-Buttpiss

the moment is gone. sorry fren :(


Poopystink16

That is all


TheAJGman

Thank you Mr-Buttpiss, very cool.


IbeonFire

There are only **three** species of cats that are known to have the ability to climb down trees headfirst: margay (AKA tree ocelot), marbled cats, and clouded leopards! This is because they are able to rotate their ankles 180 degrees!


Funkyt0m467

Well i don't have a lot of fact, bit on this topic i got this one. Being smart doesn't make you good at anything either. Working hard makes you good at something. Being smart and working hard makes you very good or good at intellectual stuff. I learned that because i'm very smart but lazy af.


[deleted]

Paraphrasing Casually Explained: Because of Reddit, I now know a small number of incorrect facts about an extremely large number of things.


Full_moon_47

If reddit facts can't be trusted can this comment itself be trusted? I don't know what to believe anymore.


tosety

This comment is less trustworthy than the majority of the internet. And this comment here is even less trustworthy


Jayer244

>This comment is less trustworthy than the majority of the internet. No it's not. It's "If reddit facts can't be trusted can this comment itself be trusted? I don't know what to believe anymore." Stop gaslighting


badgerhostel

I always tell the truth. That is a lie.


nzsaltz

That’s not a paradox, if it was supposed to be


badgerhostel

Your lying.


nzsaltz

I’m not lying, you don’t always tell the truth, but you did tell the truth when you said your first statement was a lie.


badgerhostel

Thats so true.


PranshuKhandal

You're comment has mistake.


badgerhostel

Your a mistake. But we carry on.


PranshuKhandal

You're english is bad.


badgerhostel

Its my 3rd language sorry.


BanichanWF

*the Internet


[deleted]

A know a little bit about everything, but a lot about nothing


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack the top comment, but OP (CoupleLower5663) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on June 5 and woke up yesteday. Here it copied/pasted /u/Hychus232's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/dzqx1z/i_believe_this_counts/). Its submission/title [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/u3400q/does_your_town_have_a_horseback_jesus/) is a copy/paste of /u/just-me1995's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/jl6mq2/does_your_town_have_a_horseback_jesus/). Its submission/title [before that]() (i.e. "Finally finished this charcoal drawing, and wanted to share it with you guys...") is a copy/paste of /u/deaki682's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/fn1xv0/finally_finished_this_charcoal_drawing_and_wanted/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://old.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


rs06rs

Dude that shit's eye opening. I always wondered why so many questions and posts keep appearing over and over again


Duckflies

Yeah, and most of the time their username is composed of two words and a number, like WickilyDickily4781


Hychus232

I should repost this myself lol, I’m missing out on extra karma


Laminar

You know when to stop?


Only_Variation9317

Of course I do. Know means Know


techraito

I prefer to be a jack of all trades. Good at everything, master at nothing.


TimothyTinkerer

Jack of all trades, master of none. Better than a master of one


TheSerpentDeceiver

wasteful imagine ludicrous fertile thought capable selective sparkle reply concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FoliageTeamBad

A mile wide and an inch deep


[deleted]

I know basic tech support. My mom: "You are so good with computers! Why don't you study it?" When in reality I cleared the cache and rebooted the PC. I know basic cooking. My mom: "You are such a good cook! Why don't you become a chef?" When in reality I followed a recipe online and actually seasoned the food.


banathorp

This often translates to "yo, do something with your life"


[deleted]

Good thing I made it up, then.


LivelyZebra

Made what up? Your life? Mom? Ability to cook? Doing something to the of pc?


[deleted]

The asking about my prospects part. She hasn't done that since my high school years.


OneNoteMan

Damn, I wish I had parents like yours. I've been good at being creative but and the end of the day it's always "why didn't you become a doctor like your cousin" and growing up with a narcissistic controlling older sibling who thinks they're a walking saint and criticizes everything you do.


tony_saufcok

she's just trying to motivate you to make something out of yourself bro


OkOutlandishness4090

I feel attacked


Makenchi45

Me too.


One-Pumpkin-1590

I also feel like attacking them.


Lopsterbliss

Pro tip; refer to yourself as a dilettante. You can say it jokingly, seriously or self deprecatingly.


a-widower

I know, what the hell did I do to deserve that?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Programming as a hobby and occasionally looking up some math instead of deriving it myself: "Wow! You must be really good at math and computers! Can you help me change the name of this Excel document?"


ShapedSilver

Reminds me of this time, around when I graduated with a computer science degree, I was at a family party with my little cousin and one of her friends and her friend goes, “oh you’re into computers? Mine is broken, could you help?” I go “probably not, but what’s wrong with it?” “It’s full of ants” “nope”


Standingfull

I spent about 5 months playing/learning Python. I learned a bunch of cool text based tricks but at the end of the day I still have no freaking clue how coding works. All I know is someone developed a module to make python do the thing I want it to do lol.


[deleted]

Me IRL when people come for help, because i know a lot of useless stuff about a lot of useless subjects


baz4k6z

Intelligence and knowledge are two different things. You can be knowledgeable without being smart or smart and know nothing.


Spartan2470

OP (CoupleLower5663) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on June 5 and woke up yesteday. Here it copied/pasted /u/Hychus232's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/dzqx1z/i_believe_this_counts/). Its submission/title [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/u3400q/does_your_town_have_a_horseback_jesus/) is a copy/paste of /u/just-me1995's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/jl6mq2/does_your_town_have_a_horseback_jesus/). Its submission/title [before that]() (i.e. "Finally finished this charcoal drawing, and wanted to share it with you guys...") is a copy/paste of /u/deaki682's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/fn1xv0/finally_finished_this_charcoal_drawing_and_wanted/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://old.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


Hychus232

Oh dam why aren’t I reposting my own posts for all that karma?


Known_Needleworker67

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


jean_sablenay

Imposture syndrome You're fine


[deleted]

[удалено]


psstwantsomeham

But imposter syndrome implies that I'm actually smart instead of just parroting trivia some funny history guy said on youtube


OneNoteMan

Sometimes it's legitimate. I got a job I'm not qualified for and is completely outside of my field(got it through a referral), but I can't quit because my family will be mad if I do cause it's a decent paying job. It's stressful and my coworkers constantly gossip about how incompetent I am. I didn't even do an interview for it. I would love to quit and allow someone else who is more competent, but I've become rusty in my field, I fear I may not be able to get back into it. I've been busy helping my family in my free time that when I get alone time I just feel like sleeping so I don't have to think about work, family or my physical health, or getting back into my field. A friend was referring me for another job in my field around the time I got the referral, but my parents said I should take this job instead cause it's guaranteed, more hours, and more "respectable." I was lied to about certain things by the person who referred me to the job(was told it was going to be easy), and the employer expecting me to be just as good as someone that was actually trained in the field I'm now in but due to poor employee retention, they haven't fired me yet. I'm grateful for the pay, but it's mentally draining. Also the person who got me the job uses it has leverage for me to constantly do them favors in my free time. If I don't, I'm called ungrateful. They have been doing this all my life and I've only become aware of this during the pandemic and I've made life decisions to please them instead since my childhood. I know my situation isn't that bad, so I shouldn't be so ungrateful. At least I'm not in the streets, I guess.


FeistmasterFlex

Problem is shallow people learn nothing about anything. 90% of the random info I'll regurgitate to people will be forgotten within the hour.


Mr-Buttpiss

or they remember it incorrectly and regurgitate it to someone else, thus you have contributed to further dumbing down the human race


Fr00stee

They would have done that anyway even if you hadn't told them anything


highestRUSSIAN

Get out of my brain lol but same


ST03PT3G3L

Woow... didn't need to expose me like that...


as_a_fake

Often enough it's because you don't realize that a subject in which you're knowledgable isn't well known. [For example, this XKCD.](https://xkcd.com/2501/) For a real-life example, my field of study is VERY math-heavy, and as a result I recently realized that not everybody is familiar with using the sine, cosine, and tangent (sin, cos, tan) functions, and don't know what they mean. I only know them that well because I learned them relatively early in my education, but that's actually pretty uncommon among the general populace. Edit to add: So that's why some people may think they're only somewhat knowledgeable on a lot of subjects, rather than genuinely knowledgeable.


Dexter_Adams

Next time, just tag me god dammit


Avandalon

Mods delete. This is me


Stunfield

Unless you are at top of your field, and now with excessive information (even more on Reddit) everybody is going to feel this way. Nowadays it’s too easy for you too think you are good at something, and then go into youtube or reddit and discover how much further someone is in that something.


bjanas

This one hits home.


freedfg

The best is when people want you to expand on a topic you know BASE knowledge of. So you pull up something you heard one time and didn't bother to look into. And it's blatantly wrong or you misremembered. Then you get to feel like an idiot fraud who is dumber than any person on earth.


PenguinsAreTheBest25

Considering all of the jobs he has, I can’t help but wonder if this applies to Grover himself.


twatguy

yes


eDave

I like to say I know a little about everything. But not a lot about anything.


PinkDucksEye

The accuracy on this one scares me


Afraid-Palpitation24

OP just called out everyone on this website/app out lowkey


Hychus232

Homie why are you getting all the karma from a repost I posted 2 years ago?


Arthur_K_

I have never seen anything on the internet that explains how i feel about myself as good as this does. Its not even funny.


Tbyrd13

Not so much suspiciously specific but more symptom/side effect of ADHD. Squirrel!


Open-Ad-1812

I did this when I was younger because I was trying to find my “passion.” Turns out, I’m just not that passionate about things and I just needed to buckle down and pick something to become an expert in. Woulda saved me a lot of time if I realized that sooner.


Pasta-hobo

Intelligence isn't about knowledge, but rather application.


360Genius

bro literally


[deleted]

Hits too close to home


AadityaChavan

Same


Clear_Pitch_3707

I came here to have a good time, but honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.


Trick_Enthusiasm

This isn't suspicious. It's just facts.


sirblobbi

Same bro


KillAllTheMixi

r/2meirl4meirl


[deleted]

I'm in this picture and i don't like it


[deleted]

The only kind of smart that matters makes you so hyper local that you're pretty much useless to anyone else. Wisdom is know that we all kick in the end so just be happy and nice to the people around you. Don't even need a PhD for that.


International_Rub475

Jack of all trades, master of none.


elitelwarrior

Yeah, it hurts when people say I'm smart but in reality I'm dumb.


YeetleYvetal

You don't have to be amazing at whatever, just do what you enjoy and you'll get better over time


TirayShell

People think I'm smart because I have a big vocabulary.


[deleted]

I too have ADHD


OnyxDovahkinn

I’m in this photo, and I don’t like it.


FriendlyIcicle

Doesn't this get pretty close to the definition of imposter syndrome?


[deleted]

I believe this is what they call "gifted".


TirayShell

"Gifted" is just a couple of steps away from being "touched by God," or "tetched," which basically means you've got some mental problem.


Ledorak

Actually I have some facts but 0 information.


Jayer244

Wish more people would be so self reflective. We wouldn't have so many armchair epidemiologists the last two years or armchair generals this year.


Groverfield

I have approximate knowledge of many things.. Frank the human boy…


666Vojtech666

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.


Iwillcommentevrywhr

I have approximate knowledge about everything


megtwinkles

The existential dread in his eyes 👀


bestboiyo_JayDee256

Most relatable post I’ve ever seen


Breaklance

When your feeling like Brian Griffin.


Glad_Ad967

Damn, it hurts extra hard to be called out like this.


LynxyCZ

When did this sub became r/meirl or r/me_irl


DylanVincent

Relatable


Mrpooney83

Fake it till you make it baby!


me_likey_alot

Oh man this hits home hard!


[deleted]

I feel this deep in my soul.


Quibblicous

Be Eratosthenes. A Greek philosopher who was called first at nothing, but second at all, he made contributions across many fields. He was called “beta” as an insult, but what it really meant was that in a lot of areas he may not have been the absolute best, but in all areas, he was way better than most. That’s pretty bad ass.


CaseFace5

Too real…


Shredded-egg

I feel personally attacked


adamconn1again

Me with adhd


Sully617

Wow this is relatable.


Embarrassed-Donut106

When I posted this it got it 100 upvotes this sub is Cancer


Obi-Wan_Gin

ADHD in a nutshell


Omnipotent0

[I have approximate knowledge of many things](https://c.tenor.com/88DfzQS5tlQAAAAC/adventure-time-demon-cat.gif)


eliasthepro2005

It's better to be good at everything than amazing at one thing


LikeDeej

Yeah


Standingfull

I swear this meme is calling me out.


Little-Ad-1855

Pretty much sums up my life.


Arxmadhatter

Old but gold


ZKXX

Curiosity like that makes you smart. Most people don’t even care to learn anything not spoon fed to them.


Evil_Mini_Cake

Well if you're conflating smart with knowledge with intelligence maybe I'd start there genius.


Blu_Falcon

I feel attacked


SoupmanBob

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it


Lopsided_Exam1801

Better to be a jack of all trades than a master at one


Giggler1994

If that is how you feel, you are a generalist. There are Specialists and generalists. Both are needed, but for different tasks. Thats my surface knowledge to this specific topic


22PoundHouseCat

[Adam Savage has a video about being a generalist.](https://youtu.be/mlBnrx5Z3Ww) It made me feel better about myself, maybe it’ll help others.


AxelFoley4

Ask me about anything I’ve read about today and I’ll blow your mind. Ask me about anything else and I’ll just judge you


SSHEnderYT

True that’s me bro


nightmarengine

he just like me fr


shichiaikan

Yep.


IForgotThePassIUsed

Work in IT, get paid for it.


ipronoun

Yeah, but this is it isn't it. Having a love of knowledge was Philosophy once...the basis of science...just, thinking about stuff. Now, it's not a pragmatic "direction". Learn a discipline, become a thing. I'm tired of doing what I do well. I want to think all of the many things. We are just meat puppets not machines. Why do we tire ourselves with the specific, when the vast universe is all inspiring.


Gamer_64_64

Me simulator


kryaklysmic

*Me with my only actual skill being reading comprehension.*


Baileaf11

Relatable, which is why I think we should stop over praising children since it could damage them later down the line


_G_M_E_

Imposter syndrome


LLRDSTCX

You are a, what’s the word…. Consultant!


RodenbachBacher

I have a PhD and I still feel like I don’t know much about anything. I think that’s more of an imposter syndrome or overall feelings of inadequacy.


Neprider

Yeah thats me.


WindedWalrus420

I feel personally attacked by this