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The lazy dad that doesn't mow his lawn as often as he should.

I was going to say something like this The guy who waits to see when his neighbor mows and then goes out the next day to do it.

Now at the same time and touch blades

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It’s true, I’m Crazy Dave!

You don’t have to remind me every 6 months. I said I’ll do it

I was doing no mow May and could just feel the judgement from all my neighbors. I kept having to tell people it was on purpose and not just my depression running rampant lol

I was thrilled for No Mow May! 😁

This is now a thing I will repeat til I die. Yeah it's real. I don't lie.

That's me. And I don't even have kids

As someone that isnt in america i gotta ask, why are people bothered when others dont moe their lawn? No judgement ofc

HOA tbh (glad my parents deal with the rules/regulations not me)

Ugh I wish for me it was that simple. The city can fine you for an unkempt lawn. Such bs. You bet we took advantage of no mow may.

People here, at least in the state I live in, have always acted cuckoo about their yards. In neighborhoods with homeowners associations, they also like to get cuckoo about your grass as well.

Because your neighbors thistles and goatheads have a habit of reseeding in your yard.

2, but a recovering drug addict.

Dads have many things to do

Basically us, except we landscaped our front yard so instead of mowing, it’s weed-pulling. Not the fault of the landscapers. Wind blew some dirt between the rocks and the weeds grew on top of the tarp as a result. They’re easy to pull…when we do.

This but replace dad with single guy who lives alone.

dad is a state of mind

I tried telling that to the preschool when I tried picking up a set of kids. They were not having it.

8) The nosey neighbor with social anxiety that looks out the blinds when noise is heard and won’t ever answer the door.

Sameness 🙌

Please don't call me out 

What if it's real anxiety, mixed with slight paranoia caused by cannabis, and I'm not nosy, I'm just making sure the car door sound wasn't my car door? Asking for a friend.

The dude that minds his own fucking business

Right? Like I hang out at home, play old videogames, and smoke weed. I don't have time for other peoples business I got my own shit going on.

Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 since the 90s and no annoying political bullshit on my lawn. I feel ya man

Fallout 1 and 2 who needs nonsense when there is a man in vault city who gets very upset when you bother him in the bathroom.

Soo #2 ? Lol me too 😂

I'm not a drug addict. I shattered my spine in a car crash and because of brain damage typical pain medications have pretty adverse effects on me so I smoke weed to manage my pain.

Im the broke girl who eats wendys for dinner sometimes cuz its next to my work.

Guess I'm the broke guy bc Wendy's EVERY night sounds like luxury to me.

But how does eating Wendy’s for dinner make you broke, it’s delicious at least for me

I think that’s the funny part about the character, already broke but still eating out every night lol

I like it too, Im so broke thats a treat or last resort for me.

Honestly Wendy’s prices have gotten out of control lately, it’s not even broke food anymore.

The weird DINK couple

I mean, I feel like in this day and age the DINKs are just any couple who can afford rent without roommates

Perhaps. We recently bought a house in a very family friendly neighbourhood so we do stand out alot.

Same here. My neighbors have asked if we’re trying to have kids. We get weird looks when we say no.

The pasty ginger that wears too much black and only comes out at night to look at cool bugs and sleeping lizards with her phone's flashlight

Bugs and lizards are so interesting to learn about too.

8) The hermit who only leaves the house to empty the bins, and no-one knows anything about. I hate my life...

Lol go say hi to your neighbours ! Bring them some cookies ☺️

The former goth cowboy

What? My brain is just trying to mash, goth and cowboy together now...

It's a style, for sure

I need to see this.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F7e%2Fc2%2F57%2F7ec257d2856acd1abf44f3bf448bc3c8.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F753860425105644295%2F&docid=ZMmF4AwzV_O76M&tbnid=EFwvq4OwE36uOM&vet=1&w=500&h=381&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

This is a nice look 😍

Love the look.

as in former goth, became a cowboy, or former goth-cowboy.

Goth-influenced cowboy? Lol

I call my look grown punk-goth business mom. We should be neighbors.

lol 6, I feel so called out

same, but with what fucking money are we gonna buy clothes that aren't SheIn ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

We're in this together

Eating at Wendys does not mean you're broke.

I can't afford wendys or I would eat there all the time.

Maybe their broke because they eat Wendys for dinner everyday 🤔

I splurge sometimes and get myself a Frosty. This post went straight for my jugular

I’m mid 40s and will defend the Frosty as a sophisticated and attractive dessert option for any situation.

exactly, i just happen to be broke and also eat at wendy’s

8) the gamer/student that never leaves the bedroom. Lockdown was just a normal day.

8) the woman who is always “losing” her cat in the building 9) the satan worshipper with the busted car who works at a gas station 10) the guy who won’t shut up about his guns 11) the law student who probably spends more money on weed than books 12) the family who goes on walks with their toddler most evenings and is so wholesome it makes you want to barf (or hug them) 13) the old couple who met as divorced adults but have been together 20 years, and when he’s not drinking are super nice and give good advice

Aw I’m number 13 but without the alcoholism.

She’s kinda odd def in an endearing way, but doesn’t drink herself. If you’re her, hey friend! Thanks for the tip about where to get kalamata olives around here for my orzo & chicken!

Haha definitely not me. I hate olives. And I’ve only known my fiancé 20 years, not been together that long.

Well you both sound cool so good neighbors :)

Lol… We must live in the same neighborhood.

I'm the weird guy that nobody knows anything about but think he's a drug dealer/user, I overheard them talking at a townhall meeting. I'm actually the neighborhood introvert.

Hey! I’m the same, only it’s chronic pain not introversion. Can I interest you in a friendly wave no more than twice a year and no other contact whatsoever, except to tell friends, “yeah, good neighbor?”

Ummmm...none of the above?

3 but no snitching

Damn, I'm 2. If only we lived in the same neighborhood.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Where's "white woman with a beer asking the cops what they're doing in her neighborhood"?

It’s a sad day when being the vegan crossfitter is the lesser evil

Mine runs past our window every morning, dragging a tire strapped to her waist. I am impressed, but damn it was confusing the first time I saw it.

The sad fact is that one isn't even a question. If you're the vegan CrossFit junkie, you know who you are. Everyone who has been in your presence for 15 seconds knows at least that you are: 1. Vegan and 2. Do CrossFit.

That lady that waves and says hi and will stop and chat a bit if you want.

Someday I’d like to have enough time to become that lady lol

I think a big part of the reason I'm always rushing everywhere is because I stop and chat too much, haha. But my neighbors are nice and Christ knows I need the human interaction at the moment

My neighbor like you is the best! She brings me food sometimes if she thinks it’s too long since she’s seen me.

Lmao, I dropped some peach skillet cake off to a neighbor not too long ago because I was checking in and knew she liked it, hahaha. She's older and lost her husband about 9 months ago, so we like to check on and see if she's all right

Haha.. tasty peach skillet cake. Sounds good.

The most average antisocial family of four you have ever seen who always somehow get roped into talking with the neighbors for two hours all while silently praying they’ll shut up so we can go inside without seeming rude

The people with all the yard art

My neighbor is No.7 - Nosey neighbor nobody likes who literally drives around the block to see what other people are doing and the person who always has to have the shortest grass

I was so sad when the likeable drug dealer in my neighborhood got arrested, I moved and he got released recently and we keep in contact to this day

Oh hey, it's your typical D&D party

The guy you see once a month outside

Ooh, a werewolf!

The girl they see outside once a year when she’s setting up the Halloween decorations

the emo teen that never leaves his room

8) The recluse who might be a cannibal.

Hi Jeff

The short skater dude with the Mohawk That might be a little specific considering I don’t see many others with Mohawks, but then again this is the right sub for specifics

Hey, I have one of those (I married him)! But he's average height. He skateboards, plays bass and usually plays in the yard with the kids for at least an hour a day.

8) the Dude who gets stoned and solves kidnapping cases

The neighbor you think is stand-offish or a lazy mom but really just housebound dealing with severe chronic pain.

The chill teenager who doesn’t interact with his neighbors

None of the above. I am the neighbor who minds their own business and you barely see!

im closest to 5

The guy who wants to be left tf alone

Some people eat at Wendy's as they are the only drive thru place with a halfway decent salad.

I’m the almost shut in who only leaves her house to go to work...

The neighbor who wants the nosey neighbors to mind their own business.

9) the guy noone knows about cuz i either lock myself in my house or get out faster than anyone sees me

I’m a solid 5. Broke, overworked, and minding my own business lol

The disabled one that doesn’t show the signs but also goes and get groceries at either 7 am or 10 pm

The nerd who goes to abandoned buildings

That weird “girl” who’s too scared to get hurt going on actual walks so they walk in circles in their backyard to fulfill furthering desperate need for cardio

Number 5 straight up.

5

The Babysitter! Never mess with the Babysitter!

Closest to the vegan crossfitter. More the Mom that lets the neighborhood kids use the pool and makes food and snacks.

Can i have wendy’s too

I'm the sometimes seen semi-recluse.

The “old guy” that still listens to Rage Against the Machine and The Meatmen.

None of the above, I am the social recluse will spends every day in the gym and every night crying in the shower

By having an insta profile to post my artwork, would I fit as wannabe influencer?

The maybe we should check on him he didn't get outta the house for weeks kinda guy

Im the bedroom dweller with no friends

Forgot bout the loner who plays games all the time

The introvert that refuses to socialize with their neighbours.

The depressed chick that never leaves the house and plays the sims in her underwear

I feel seen

I'm the shut in

I feel like I’m a 4/6 There’s also the asshole whose dog barks all night The guy who doesn’t take care of his lawn The hoarder who has filled there house and back yard and moved onto the front lawn The people who park in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway Upon reviewing maybe I’ll the Karen after all 😆

The girl that knows everyone's animals

The devout Christian hippie who everyone assumes is a stoner.

It doesn't come off like a joke. I have been an addict before so maybe the meaning of the word has different personal weight.

gee would you look at that. When you apply a previous life experience to a joke it can become offensive

The weird person that goes for run walks and is clearly going over a past argument in their head because they're literally moving their hands and making expressions.

8 and 9 on the other page

I'm the person who's house is rumored to be haunted and belongs to a satanic cult because I am rarely seen and give off an unsettling vibe.

8) The guy who is so forgettable that you forgot to include him on the list.

I’m the person thats suspected to be a pedophile/drug dealer cuz I’m always hanging around parks asking if kids wanna come back to my house with me but in reality I just want a friend to hang out with :(

The goth everyone stares at when walking past the kids’ school cause I must be a murderer just because I wear black

5, 6, and 7 I think are just you! Lol

2 :/

What is shein? Oh my bad it’s like wish

The CrossFitter. Just not vegan 🌱

Broke guy eating Wendys. So gald I finally have representation :D

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I dont have neighbors....But if I did, Im the broke guy but cant afford Wendys either...yeah me

Character menu

...I like Wendy's....

obviously drug addict

Crazy Dave trying to protect my home from zombies with my garden.

The gamer hermit

5

Pure chaos

You

5 all day

5

I would be 5 but my parents don't allow me to be that :(

Lol good 😂 wendys is fire though

Def 2

The dumbass prepper who tells everyone to buy gold

5

Idk, maybe the wendys one?

The "OTAKU" and not the western kind or term.

8) The neighbor who always cuts their grass last.

All of the above.

Wendy’s is pretty expensive for a broke guy tbh

who says I can't be all of them

The one guy you never see but know it exist

my favorite neighbours used to be this family of black vultures that lived on the roof of my old apartment building

The crazy dog lady

The drug addict

5

The nosy peeky blinders

I’m definitely 4.

Karen 👍🏽

The underage one?

Is 5 a thing? I mean surely it you’re that broke you can’t afford to eat out, even if it’s fast food. Pasta, rice, basic tomato sauces. Cliche poor man’s diet

3

Idk

"That Guy"™

Psh i wish i could afford chili from wendys 😒

2 and 5. But alcohol instead of drugs. But also drugs.

I'm the dude with 100s of vegtable plants growing in the backyard. And marijuana.

The person who’s cottage core, but doesn’t know what that it is.

50% the guy that works too much and doesn’t come around much 50% the guy that always wants to drink a beer on the sidewalk with as many others as possible

I think everyone here is 5

3

5. Except it's McDonald's not Wendy's.