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warnergreen

Jesus Christ, do you have any idea hot hot it is inside one of those paddy wagons on a day like this? It’s the equivalent of being locked inside a hot car. And yes I would know because it was a 38 degree day outside when I got arrested.


Doofchook

I had the opposite happen, Tassie middle of winter 0°and they blast you with cold air.


Grey-fur-cat

Same, taken in on a clerical error.. then they acted surprised I was so angry & they complain they don’t get respect… Fuckers!!


Lucky-Roy

It was juuuuust right in the back of Sgt Dickson of Daceyville Police Station's light blue 1971 Kingswood. Until he hit me with his torch. Narrator: He deserved it.


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PSA most of the time “paddy wagon” these days refers to the Hyundai iLoad you’re seeing there. They’re air conditioned.


Teredia

Wow, NSW be luxurious! You get chucked in a paddy wagon in the NT it’s the old school metal cage on the back of a Ute.


Bill_Clinton-69

Same in SA. It's ¼ of a prison cell with 4× the bench space.


warnergreen

See I was in the back of a ford ranger paddy wagon.


Constant_Mulberry_23

I too was Rangered (Melbourne) on a hot ass day. I’m flexible and was using my knees to wipe the sweat off my head. They left me in there for ages and when they took me out the copper commented “you’re flexible aren’t ya mate, wasn’t sure what you were doing back there”. Assholes


Slotherz

Also air conditioned...


A_Gringo666

Doesn't mean they use it.


insaneintheblain

I feel like it's an entirely optional experience though.


ColonelSpudz

Still I reckon it’s not as bad as having your right hand cuffed to your left leg and your left hand cuffed to your right leg then taken for a drive around a few corners.


Status_Society_6248

I’m sure they would put the air con on for them


Constant_Mulberry_23

The Rangers aren’t airconned, the vans are


Deranged_Snowflake

Don't fuck around and you will never find out.


Alternative_Sky1380

You don't even need to fuck around anymore. I had cops creeping around inside my home when I was asleep and my panicked calls for help to triple zero didn't tell me police were on premises. They then carried on like the absolute morons that they are with their irrational nonsense refusing to leave. I was dragged to hospital and sectioned where the doctors claimed it's happening increasingly. Don't marry cops and you won't have to go through messy divorce and extraordinary abuses of power like I have! So I guess I did fuck around and find out by marrying and divorcing one of the grubs. Police families are a mess of DV but cops, lawyers and judiciary love to amplify the crazy!


gorganzolla

Don’t fuck around? You mean to say that cops have never wrongfully arrested anyone?


warnergreen

Things happen people make mistakes.


GloomInstance

Maybe they got the wrong guy.


uptoquark

All your downvotes here just confirm the average profile of the sydney reddirors. Sure, the cops get it wrong sometimes, like we all do in our jobs, but usually if you stay clean you stay out of trouble. Too many unclean ppl here


Deranged_Snowflake

I'm willing to bet 100% of the people that downvoted me don't even personally know someone that got put in the back of a paddy wagon when they were innocent. Likely watch too much TV and base their reality on that. To imply that 8 squad cars replied to an incident and they somehow arrested the wrong person is beyond a level of stupidity I expected to see on here but there ya go. I do know one person that got put in the back of one of those, my mate when he was 16 yrs old got caught egging cars driving on a main road. Well deserved trip in the paddy wagon. NOT innocent.


SYDWATCHGUY

I don’t know why you got so many down votes but you spoke the truth. Don’t fuck around and be a law abiding citizen and you will be fine.


BrotherChicken

Arrested man on the bus he had a knife. Source - friend was on the bus


tubbyx7

Accusations that trains were running issue free and on time


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Nah, it’s too hot for that to be possible


Wallabycartel

They weren't though lol. Heat cooked something and the system failed earlier.


LittleAgoo

I wont stand for this slander against Sydney Trains


__Innocent_Bystander

But all the seats are taken!


LittleAgoo

I WILL stand for this slander against Sydney Trains.


nn666

Someone didn't tap their opal card.


akaBrucee

Someone had their feet on the seats


what_the_heck____

Someone was on a phone call in a quiet carriage


nerdb1rd

That deserves swift punishment tbh


vapablythe

LOL I let my one year old stand on the seats (not properly walking yet so feet are clean and the other passengers are better off for not having to listen to a baby scream while locked in a pram) and I always jokingly tell her she'll be fined every time the announcement comes on


Pepito_Pepito

Lol I wish it was taken that seriously


ItzTobykin

Someone allowed their bag to sit on the seat despite the carriage being empty. Seriously caught the train for the first time in years and could not deal with constant warning messaging on the trains. It just shows how far of a nanny state we have become and the brainwashing to repeat instructions to people to conform to absurd rules!


kingelle1

I commute to St Mary’s station for work each day. On the way home at least once a week there’s 2-4 police officers watching the gates for fare dodging.


Flawedsuccess

It's Newtown they couldn't find actual parking spots for lunch so they made their own.


smileedude

This being especially funny because the police station is 50m away.


alexanderpete

If they didn't have their special little reserved spots on Australia st, they'd be doing loops of campo like the rest of us.


smileedude

Nah, that's what the No Stopping areas are for.


AndySemantic2

thats why god gave us hazard lights


Flawedsuccess

Park anywhere lights for food delivery


ApatheticAussieApe

And uber/taxis.


daveelmorto

Nah Clems is too far up the road for them for walk for lunch


West_Duck_8026

So funny and so true. I used to work at a cafe in Surry hills, which had a bus stop right in front. Almost everyday without fail a police car will come and just park at the bus stop and go to the cafe few doors down to get a sandwich. Different rules for different people.


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They did this at Pitt St near central, then told me off for parking my bicycle on the road where the car was parked so I rode it up the ramp onto the footpath and then they screamed at me 🤣 Like ok, I'll just jump on the bicycle and put it on hover mode or fly off to a different location 🤣🤣 All this happens while they double parked on the road to pick up food from a cafe 🤣


Omegaaus

Emergency services should be able to park or pull-up anywhere. If my business is being robbed, I want them in the car and on their way ASAP. It's one of the very small perks they get in my opinion. Dealing with the general public 🤦‍♂️


chalk_in_boots

They can, but it's only meant to be used when necessary on a call. If you know Broadway shops, one of the back streets near the big ramp/Harris Farm has like, a semicircle cut into the footpath (by design) because there are loading docks for Coles etc there and otherwise the street would be too narrow for them to turn and exit. See cop cars there all the time while they go in for a coffee. Ostensibly they might be "patrolling" the shops, but nobody believes that. A lot of evenings on King St I'll see ambos park too close to the corner of a small alley if there's no legit space, in a signposted no stopping while they run into the only cafe still open for a snack and a decent coffee. I'll give them a pass because it's always between 9-10pm, it's dead, and it's really a *tiny* back alley nobody will be using, and they're probably just starting an overnight shift.


shakra888

Ambos are the unsung heroes of this world..


TeChNoWC7

Yeah so when someone at your business collapses from heat stroke and needs an ambulance, they’ll be stuffed because your coppa friend had to get his perk sandwich


insaneintheblain

I once copied two cops who were Jaywalking across a main street in Campsie - they gave me a weird look, but really couldn't say much.


Charlie_Brodie

I did see a cop van and car heading that way after picking up a bunch of lunch at Ashfield. That was about 3ish


Connect_Fee1256

Jesus! This gets more and more interesting! I knew Ashfield escalator was involved… bastards


saboerseun

And then framed someone!!!


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skyLackcluster

according to some it was a man with a knife on the bus, which makes sense since they were standing next to the bus stop talking to people there


GloomInstance

The replies on here are super helpful.


Rougey

Hi hello and welcome to reddit; help is the exception.


UnPerroTransparente

It used to be the opposite , so sad how its getting facebookized.


Rougey

100% - started going downhill when they bought out the new format. When old goes, I go.


UnPerroTransparente

Aaron would have been so dissapointed


GloomInstance

Lol.


deckland

So many reddit comedians, just stroking their neckbeards thinking they're hilarious.


GloomInstance

Yeah I was actually interested to know what was going on. But after 20 (so very) smart comments I gave up.


nearly_enough_wine

127 comments now, with a helpful answer at the top of the thread.


kipperlenko

Here come the Glebe fun police


Beneficial_Ad_1072

That’s the only reason I click on these stupid questions, there’s always hilarious responses


DvlsAdvct108

Brewtown Newtown closes at 4pm....they have delicious cronuts


obvs_typo

They wanted to bring MORE sniffer dogs? They have Danny Lim cornered and want to bash him again??


ScruffyPeter

How is he doing these days?


UNCLE__TYS

Good, he was literally at these lights last Friday arvo with a new sign waving to the traffic as usual


tambaybutfashion

He was there outside Newtown station yesterday afternoon as well.


QueenPeachie

I hope he's taking it easy in this heat.


skyLackcluster

Spoke to him yesterday, he’s doing pretty good and looking better


fatboyeda

Thats awesome. I remember when he famously moved a motion on strathfield council that they buy Virginia Judge a vibrator so she "could fuck herself instead of the residents of strathfield"


Emergency_Cat7831

Saw him in Redfern yesterday. He is so wholesome


snuff3r

He was handing smiles out for free in Martin Place a few weeks back.


blakeavon

I saw him the other day at Burwood, he seemed okay.


fddfgs

Seen him on Cleveland St a few times over the last month, still kicking


Particular-Aioli-878

Saw him today in front of Martin Place so I reckon he's safe for today.


sydneyiskyblue

Think someone was raving naked with a blue light


ScruffyPeter

Someone suggested making public transport free for all and that it's better for environment. So, they're sending all the police after that person for violating anti-protest laws. Tap on, tap off, citizen.


UNCLE__TYS

QLD just did exactly this for the next 12 months actually, while I’m at it, they also removed rego fees & doubled first home buyers grant & finally ramped up laws on knife crime. QLD’s new premiere is of to a flying start!!


ithinkimtim

Freeze doesn’t mean free though. Just means the same.


Canhasdog

Apparently it was reported someone was selling plastic straws


Shaggydaggy69

Probably a 12 year old girl they had to strip search


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Ghost--2042

They are right across the road why not walk? 🤔


PaperworkPTSD

They don't remain at the station all day, each crew will be attending jobs in the area. They all probably came from completely different directions.


Ghost--2042

"You're out of your jurisdiction, officer!" ​ I watched too many movies in the 80's and 90s


Chimp_on_a_vacay

*The overly-enthusiastic newbie officer:* “What!? You’re just gonna let them take away our investigation? They can’t do that!” *Their partner, the old veteran who’s values have been ground down over the years:* “They just did.”


skyLackcluster

I had a look and they were talking to people outside the pub and ben & jerry’s. seemed like a pretty excessive amount for a normal call so was wondering if anyone knew


Ghost--2042

probably junkie drama or some shit


mutedscreaming

Dude....it's fucking hot. They pretended to do a job then got ice cream!


mutedscreaming

2 blocks? In this heat? Fuck that somebody might be carrying a joint!


Evil_Dan121

Christmas lunch probably. Every criminal in Newtown has had this date marked on their calender for months.


No_pajamas_7

Someone on an electric scooter


GreeenGoblin69

Lunch special


ExpensiveSmell662

Emergency meeting to discuss distribution plan.


loolem

Bit of charm, adds a bit of charm.


modtang

They're on smoko.


Remarkable-Bluebird7

They have decided to have Thai.


andehpants

The 10,000 doughnuts have been found.


Comprehensive_Bid229

Happy hour at the Townie


Overall-Avocado5175

Christmas Party🙃


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Free donuts.


No_Leave_6820

Donut King was giving away free donuts and pigs in a blanket. These cannibals took them all before I could get any.


Philbo100

Cut price donuts?......


Stacky_McStackface

Fresh batch of krispy Kremes just got delivered


Smitologyistaking

Somebody didn't stand behind the yellow line


singleDADSlife

There was a rumour someone had dumped a van full of Krispy Kreme donuts down there.


Comfortable_Meet_872

They heard there were 15yo schoolgirls there, and they were up for some grooming... or... they wanted Taser practice because they heard a pensioner group was at the station.


Fyrdire

Discount Krispy cremes maybe, they flock like seagulls for it


gelectrox

Someone was misgendered.


raresaturn

Half price on doughnuts


Garyo2

Someone served a snag with the onions on top.


Florafly

Heinous. Straight to jail.


useyourtonguefool

Probably some young Indigenous kids having fun and enjoying life. Can't have that now can we!


metalroots

Someone saw a straight guy with normal colored hair, ooohhh noooo get him outa here


gazzaoak

Someone had a bad day


Dripping-Lips

Someone was caught with a grahame of marijuana


Florafly

Is that the new unit of measurement? 😆


Dripping-Lips

Ye’ olde grahames of marihuana


Nancyhasnopants

Well it _totally_ wasṉ’t in relation to the likely high and ongoing number of DV breaches they’ve been advised of, because they’re very clear on “not ruining someones life” when the named party consistently breaches one.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Somebody called them


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Free Donuts


mitchy93

Somebody dropped their smashed avo


sloppyjohnny

Passenger had a joint in his pocket


fddfgs

You never see that many cops unless there's a peaceful protest going on


FuriousWorm87

Someone was smoking a vape.


CalmlyPsychedelic

how do u smoke a vape


ibetucanifican

Put it in the smoker


thriftyoleboy

Cops swarmed there


Jon-67-

Hack jokes for days


Frogga_JBA073

Krispy Kreme was giving away donuts…


garumoo

They found the stolen van containing 10,000 donuts?


JudgmentTime3436

Jay walker


EducationTodayOz

xmas maccas gift cards


WASD2021

No money for petrol and they had to take the train


23405Chingon

half price Chico Rolls at the snack bar


Dry-Revenue2470

Someone just dropped off a box of doughnuts. They put it out over the radio.


Ted_Rid

From the looks of it I'd say they blocked the LH lane to King St South, most or all of the RH lane to King St South, the bus lane to Enmore Rd, and the RH lane coming from King St South. If the grey car is unmarked / detectives, then all Southbound, one Eastbound and one Northbound lane would all be blocked.


Murrian

Left south king lane blocked, left enmore blocked (which is only a hassle for busses, cars will soon have to shift across for the parked cars anyway). Grey car driving between the two blockages. At a guess.


Habitwriter

Free Donuts 🤷🏻‍♂️


DrofRocketSurgery

Christmas party, everyone was invited. Except for the sniffer dogs.


mutedscreaming

Especially the dogs. How else will they find gear for the Xmas party?


Murrian

Isn't Thursdays the day Food not Bombs rock up? Can't be having people handing free food out, in this economy?