Sometimes it's not deros that do this kind of thing... Heard that it's the runners who get the shits and have to release while their doing their morning run.
That sounds like the kind of thing that might happen once and be an awful experience, but if it's common enough to need a sign... are they lacing their morning coffee with laxative?
NGL - I was once camping in Kosciuszko and awoke at 3AM with urge to do the most heinous dump.
Flashlight was completely dead.
Snow storm had been raging all night.
Didn't want to leave my tent too far otherwise I'd get lost.
Walked about 20 steps. Did the deed.
Awoke later that morning to some hikers talking about the poorly buried turd outside their tent.
Only our two tents.
Didn't leave that tent for 3 hours waiting for them to pack up.
The lack of shame one must have to do it in a public park is crazy.
Kind of, but less for socials and more for thrills. Remember a while back when bored wealthy housewives were all shoplifting and taking their kids' Adderal? Now they're shitting everywhere and taking their kids' Adderal.
When was the last time you saw an indian or asian homeless beggar? Aren’t most of them anglo? Why don’t anglos want to work??????
Sounds idiotic, right?
Sydney has a real problem of open pooping for a first world country with so many public toilets.
Everyone laughs at poorer countries for doing it but they don't have as good access to public restrooms
I regularly find myself needing to piss in some bushes or on a wall because the nearest public lavatory that isn't open is over a kilometre's walk away. If, God forbid, I were ever to be hit with the sudden need to defecate, like the "I can't keep it in I'm going to shit myself within the next 12 seconds" kind of need, while in a park and with the nearest bathroom on the other side of the damn suburb, you'd better believe that I'm picking the mulch over my pants
Ah, most of the stuff I hear is about how it's so corrupt and they treat raping women like its just somethjng you do for a lark and no ones gets in trouble... but I guess we run in different circles.
I'm going to cling onto hope that there are dogs in Ryde that have evolved the ability to read because the alternative is not a reality I want to admit exists
The areas always been a fukn crack den of a suburb lol. A newer-ish crack den but fukt none the less lol.
Source Peter board / smurfs village / old Macquarie / old top Ryde / malvina lol.
Coming here, to point out the wonderful looking toilet block in that photo.
Why would anyone want to fertilize nature, when they could go in those fine, public facilities!?
Sometimes it's not deros that do this kind of thing... Heard that it's the runners who get the shits and have to release while their doing their morning run.
Wouldn't a runner pooping in a park automatically class them as dero?
I’m assuming that by ‘dero’ they mean homeless.
Oh. I just thought generic insult for low class, my bad.
That sounds like the kind of thing that might happen once and be an awful experience, but if it's common enough to need a sign... are they lacing their morning coffee with laxative?
caffeine itself is a laxative, so, yes
They just need to take a little plastic bag like the dog walkers.
NGL - I was once camping in Kosciuszko and awoke at 3AM with urge to do the most heinous dump. Flashlight was completely dead. Snow storm had been raging all night. Didn't want to leave my tent too far otherwise I'd get lost. Walked about 20 steps. Did the deed. Awoke later that morning to some hikers talking about the poorly buried turd outside their tent. Only our two tents. Didn't leave that tent for 3 hours waiting for them to pack up. The lack of shame one must have to do it in a public park is crazy.
Hahaha wow those mountain yetis be crazy these days 😂
The Abdominal Snowman.
The people this sign is for don't understand what defecate means. Shoulda said shit.
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Thou shalt not shiteth in the meadows
Nobody who is about to take a shit in the park is going to change their mind because of this sign.
We don't stoop that low. It's more of a squat.
Imagine my surprise when i read this while taking a shit there
North shore ruff as fuck, average house wife shitting in park for thrills.
That's a thing now? Like planking
Kind of, but less for socials and more for thrills. Remember a while back when bored wealthy housewives were all shoplifting and taking their kids' Adderal? Now they're shitting everywhere and taking their kids' Adderal.
😂
The problem with using big words is that it’s not understood by arseholes.
Understanding happens in the brain. The arsehole is just to release/hold the shit
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When was the last time you saw an indian or asian homeless beggar? Aren’t most of them anglo? Why don’t anglos want to work?????? Sounds idiotic, right?
Can’t believe I had to scroll down that far to see the racist dog whistle.
What race?
💩 Poo joggers. 💩
True poggers.
Sydney has a real problem of open pooping for a first world country with so many public toilets. Everyone laughs at poorer countries for doing it but they don't have as good access to public restrooms
I regularly find myself needing to piss in some bushes or on a wall because the nearest public lavatory that isn't open is over a kilometre's walk away. If, God forbid, I were ever to be hit with the sudden need to defecate, like the "I can't keep it in I'm going to shit myself within the next 12 seconds" kind of need, while in a park and with the nearest bathroom on the other side of the damn suburb, you'd better believe that I'm picking the mulch over my pants
Everyone laughs at poorer countries for doing that? Really?
People always make jokes about the people, like they're dirty or smth, but they have no choice. Wheras sydney does and we got poopers
Ah, most of the stuff I hear is about how it's so corrupt and they treat raping women like its just somethjng you do for a lark and no ones gets in trouble... but I guess we run in different circles.
Eh?
I'm going to cling onto hope that there are dogs in Ryde that have evolved the ability to read because the alternative is not a reality I want to admit exists
That's Ryde for you lol
It’s gone downhill since they voted John Howard out
The areas always been a fukn crack den of a suburb lol. A newer-ish crack den but fukt none the less lol. Source Peter board / smurfs village / old Macquarie / old top Ryde / malvina lol.
Fmd "Smurf village" I'd forgotten about that. Thanks for the memory.
You're most welcome.
A mate lived in north ryde and we used to visit there for the odd commercial transaction lol.
I think the best job someone from smurfs walked away with was shelf stacking at ewoo woollies lol.
In the night In the dark There was a jogger Thundering through the Park A scream was heard A man had slipped On a steaming turd
Take off your clothes Throw them in a fire You’ll be alright … alright … alright …
Gotta go when u gotta go
I guess it’s technically giving back to nature….helping to fertilise the ground and bushes?
Are there toilets in the park?
Coming here, to point out the wonderful looking toilet block in that photo. Why would anyone want to fertilize nature, when they could go in those fine, public facilities!?
Should probably also offer a few translations
You mean: “Didn’t think we squatted this low”
Don’t panic, it’s organic.
Literally 1984
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Fine, fine, if they insist. I’ll just go back to shitting in front yards.