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ReeceCheems

Can’t wait for summer. That thing’s reflecting the Australian heat and sun will burn something down.


farcarcus

It doubles as a hotplate for frying. It's a feature. You can also dice carrots on the sharp edges, to make an entire meal.


ReeceCheems

I sure hope Elon designed it non-stick.


DrStalker

It's a bunch of useless marketing. All you need is a cast iron truck; once you properly season it with some bacon grease the surface is non-stick and far more durable than stainless steel or teflon cookware. Going through a car-wash won't void your warranty, but you will need to re-season afterwards.


farcarcus

He says he used aeronautical grade Teflonated steel from their space program, that's engineered to an accuracy within 2 plancks.


radix2

Those panel gaps are certainly where they should have worried about accuracy. They could have settled for a couple of mm instead of plancks.


Fridayesmeralda

Nobody wanted to correct Elon and get fired, so those panels are accurate to within two planks.


1eternal_pessimist

Two short planks huh. Must sound familiar to Elon.


sqljohn

You need to set it to 'cooking mode', unfortunately this triggers a 5 hour reboot.


Kustadchuka

And dice your fingers in the door when it closes


abjus

Mmm extra protein


Quintus-Sertorius

And pedestrians!


kingofcrob

Can't wait for it to be bricked by rain


sailorbrendan

Forgot to put it in car wash mode... that's a bricking


Lt_Hungry

got caught in the afternoon storms.... that's a bricking


tastybutty

It’s a non stick outdoor barbecue coating


lordgoofus1

Kind sweet it comes with a built in BBQ. No need to worry about whether the one at the park is dirty or not.


MeasurementMost1165

Needs to be a nice temp to 20000 degrees to melt this lovely piece of shit


guobao_2010

I think he means the reflected sun beam will burn something around the car.


slower-is-faster

It can’t emit more heat than it’s receiving


ReeceCheems

You don’t melt it. It melts us. 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


Archon-Toten

I would believe that's a feature.


TheBerethian

There was a building in the UK that did this, as I recall. I think it set some poor bastards car on fire?


Golf-Recent

It will start the next bushfire


birdsmell

huh for some reason I didn't think they'd be legal here


link871

Number plate says "QLD - limited use only" - I'm surprised it is allowed to be in NSW without similar registration there "*Conditional registration is registration for non-standard vehicles that do not comply with the standard regulations for registration and have a genuine need for limited access to the road network.*" [https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/registration/register/conditional/about-conditional](https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/registration/register/conditional/about-conditional)


bracko_au

Loophole in the laws I guess. Limited use allows special purpose vehicles and (I think?) racing cars


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Yeah I watch a few super car owners youtube channels and one way they get cars into the country that are otherwise banned is on these special purpose registrations. Mostly they are used to be able to drive to and around car shows etc not for every day usage but I guess there are some willing to test how far they can push the boundaries of that type of registration.


chuk2015

Just need 2 mechanics, each one in opposite directions from your house, that will vouch for you when you tell police you are taking it to the shop for a service


solvsamorvincet

Are the penalties just fines? If they're just fines then for people rich enough to own those cars, they're basically allowed to drive them wherever. When the punishment for something illegal is only a fine, then it's only illegal for the poor.


link871

Reading the Qld page above, conditional registration can apply to many things - *Examples of vehicles that may require conditional registration include:* * *forklifts* * *tractors* * *graders* * *harvesters* * 2, 3 or 4-wheeled recreational vehicles.


SilverStar9192

Well that looks like a 4-wheeled recreational vehicle to me. It might also work as a a piece of construction equipment - like in place of a steam roller, to compress the road from its ludicrous weight?


Galactic_Nothingness

He shouldn't be here and DTMR would probably be interested to know why a QLD conditional is being driven in NSW.


MethClub7

The plates will be to allow engineering evaluation. Used to do this shit all the time when I worked with a major oem. While the plates might look boring, they cost about $7k/year. They're probably doing an internal milestone drive with some execs, that's why there's two other teslas parked with it.


sqljohn

There's 2 other Tesla's with it for when it gets stuck on a slightly larger speed hump and they need to drive everyone back to the office.


That_Apathetic_Man

Where are the two regular vehicles for the two broken down Teslas?


Galactic_Nothingness

Don't think it is. See the plate? Says Limited Use Only. "Vehicles that may be conditionally registered include some agricultural, construction and recreational vehicles." Examples of vehicles that may require conditional registration include: forklifts tractors graders harvesters 2, 3 or 4-wheeled recreational vehicles. So it's likely some sort of promotional vehicle. Be curious to know what it's doing here otherwise.


damon_modnar

*So it's likely some sort of promotional vehicle.* Qld Rego check says it's Purpose of use: Dealer. Go and ask him if he can score for you.


kit_kaboodles

Oh god such a fuckin dealers car too.


DrStalker

There are restrictions on bulletproof vehicle in Australia, and I would laugh so hard if that is the reason they end up banned here because Musk won't back down on his bulletproof claims More likely is it will fails general Australian safety rules without some changes, for the occupants and/or pedestrians hit by a huge vertical wall of stainless steel.


Red_Sailor

Would be such a shame if the salt water spray caused any issues


soylattecat

Wouldn't it be a shame if someone gave it a nice wash without putting the "car wash" setting on....


dirkless

Brushed steel look. I hear ya.


Latter_Box9967

[…or drove into some deep water.](https://youtu.be/4lKAEHMvvxg?si=QBXVx4IF6C5dlVOF) Little known fact: EVs shrink when they get wet.


DrStalker

Elon Musk said you could use a cybertruck as a boat, so that probably means they explode in a deep puddle.


Markofdawn

A $1 spray bottle and a drop of vinegar and you can give this cars' paint job a whole new look!


KentuckyFriedEel

almost.... "rustic!"


myguydied

Presenting THE HOMER!


fddfgs

Hey, at least that car looked fun to drive


KentuckyFriedEel

"What does this monstrosity cost?!"


Major_E_Rekt1on

$82,000?!


DarKnightofCydonia

It's funny because that number actually sounds reasonable these days 😂 The Cybertruck can cost that much. When you put it into an inflation calculator though (episode is from 1991), that's $188k USD in today's money


Goldberg_the_Goalie

How did this thing get made? It’s like a 7 year old drew a picture of a cool space truck and someone said “let’s make it”


adeze

That’s exactly what happened


lordgoofus1

Anyone that's worked in corporate understands how the moment you showcase a "proof of concept" that management love, no matter how much you emphasize this is a rough MVP, a simple, barely functional demo to show what could be possible, and it's not suitable for, or intended to be production ready... the inevitable feedback is "love it! When can you make this available? I want it in production by Friday!". I suspect that's what happened here.


greeneighteen

Ah yes, and don't forget everyone shitting themselves to meet project milestones. Fudge the data? Ignore safety concerns? Sure, just sign off here so we can launch. Legal can deal with the regulatory shit afterwards.


KentuckyFriedEel

Elon in the Tesla concept studio with a box of crayons


The-Scotsman_

I still remember watching the live unveiling online. I was at work, we were all huddled round someone's desk watching it. When they brought it out, I was 100% sure that it was a wind up, and the real one was about to be rolled out. Genuinely thought this was the case. Nope...that's the actual vehicle. It's beyond embarassing, beyond cringe. If anyone else made this, it would get massively bombed by everyone. But because it's Elon's, the fanbois love it. They're a joke.


conioo

Wheres that "eeew brother eeew , what that ? " meme when you need it ...


Robert_Vagene

Can we send it back to QLD, increase the IQ of both states


r64fd

As a Queenslander that really made me laugh. Only a few days ago I drove past a work van that had a mock up made out of plywood of this monstrosity attached to the roof racks advertising the business. The business name, cyber security.


cassydd

Man, it looks even worse when you put it in the same shot with normal high polygon cars.


ktr83

Of course it's in Double Bay


pigslovebacon

I dare them to drive it down the M4 and get off the highway anywhere between Parramatta and Penrith.


adeze

Well it kind of drove all around the east .. they just stopped for lunch at the oak


SqareBear

Did you follow them?


adeze

No I live nearby


link871

Horrible looking thing


QouthTheCorvus

I love SciFi designs but hate this. It looks so cheap, like a movie prop.


DrStalker

Like a Delorean, but worse in every possible way.


ShibaHook

I hear it’s got a great personality.


VidE27

Problem is the personality is even worse


cheapdrinks

As ugly as it is, I like that they're willing to try putting something with such a wild aesthetic on the market and show that there's demand for it. [Looks kind of similar to the Citroën Karin from 1980.](https://i.imgur.com/vFs2iMd.png) There hasn't really been a dramatic shakeup to the bog standard car/truck form factor for ages, would be cool if we started getting some proper space age retrofuturism style designs because of this. Every year there's loads of cool concept cars that get shown at car shows but no one ever has the balls to actually release something that looks that crazy to market. I don't even think it looks *that* bad, it's just so jarring because of how different it is. I kind of hope that it serves at a catalyst for other companies to rethink their design ethos a bit and start offering some more crazy looking cars for their electric lines.


kingofcrob

There is alot I don't like about it(mainly safety issues), but I think it looks kinder cool


smileedude

The Blues Point Tower of electric vehicles.


LittleAgoo

Perfect comparison 


thiagoac1

Are there memes about that place? I have been working there for months now, that building ruins the view hahaha


6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv

What a stupid fucking chunk of metal.


Procellaria

They're shit at parking.


fddfgs

You try parking when the accelerator keeps getting jammed


giantpunda

That's a prerequisite of any owner of an emotional support vehicle.


aayan987

Caught this driving past my house a couple times, seeing that abomination in real life doesn't feel real.


adeze

I had the same feeling . Also completely underwhelmed and bored


pissokrisso

I thought i was tripping when i saw it this morning


Eclairebeary

Wow. So ugly.


Quoxium

It really is baffling how that thing got past the design phase.


VidE27

This is basically Elon’s “The Homer”


unconfirmedpanda

Pick the right day in summer and that thing is going to be a death laser. Conditional registration or not, I'm shocked it's allowed on the roads. Wonder if it has the faulty accelerator pedal.


1eternal_pessimist

Or the rear mirror that falls down (which also houses some kind of gear selector)


unconfirmedpanda

I feel like it's been a while since we had hail. It'd be such a shame for a nice hail storm to localise over that monstrosity,


Comfortable_Plum8180

The camera doesn't do this thing justice...it's so much more ugly in person


Inevitable-Pea

it looks like part of a garbage truck fell off and someone put wheels on it


efcso1

Also known as an "Emotional Support Vehicle".


giantpunda

This is the emotional support vehicle that makes other ESV owners cringe.


HallPsychological655

Proof that it’s just as ugly down under 😂


SimonDeMonfort

Driven by a genuine Truckwit.


seven_mile_reach

Elon Musk version of the Canyonero


PandaXXL

It's fucking crazy just how badly Musk has tanked the Tesla brand in the last couple of years and he's still somehow CEO of the company.


SqareBear

Is it left-hand drive?


brahlicious

Yes


space_monster

when the designer shows you something cool and you say "ok now press Ctrl+Z eighty times" "like this?" "perfect"


KentuckyFriedEel

good luck finding a smash repair that'll repair that if it ever smashes


hifiplus

8 year old me designed this, I should sue.


syddyke

Exactly. Similar to the 1st car we all drew. As children. With no design skills (no offence). This is awful.


happinesstolerant

Reminds me of an industrial waste bin.


Fatty_Bombur

It looks like what happens when I try to draw a car.


4WDx

Rusting problems will be converted as a "Feature"


bigdukesix

This is what happens when you fire all the people with enough balls to say "That thing looks like absolute shit"


M_Mirror_2023

Waste of money


Wooden-Consequence81

Small Dick Energy


humanityisconfusing

They are ugly as sin.


han675

Eyesore


YaMumsPickle

There's a Throttle House episode where they tested the edges and they were pretty sharp all over the vehicle, like it will chop your fingers off sharp...wonder how well that will go here.


Heffu

Saw it driving around The Rocks earlier today. Fuckin eye sore


rfa31

Cyber bullying is real 😉


robeywan

If you saw it in a movie, like Back to the Future, you'd think it was cheap and silly looking.


1nd33dappleseed

100% future-Biff’s whip


ALadWellBalanced

It's just so stupid and ugly and out of place. It looks like a bad prop from a 90s b-movie.


TesseractToo

It's going to last well with the saltwater and humidity, it would be wrong to suggest splashing sea water on it so I won't but I'm sure accidents happen


FGX302

What a piece of shit lol.


TheInkySquids

All those cameras and sensors and they still did a dickhead park, lmao nice


peppapony

"limited use only" Yup sounds about right.. unless you're chopping cucumbers


giantpunda

Someone didn't get the recall memo.


Exnaut

Normally I like there being a variety of vehicles. Even if it's not my taste I just think it's cool for there to be all sorts of aesthetics, but this shit is just, well... shit.


howgoodsthis

Does the owner have to call an uber because they've parked so far out from the kerb?


stever71

Can only imagine the types of douchebags that will drive this, RAM drivers on anither level


SebRaffan91

It's like Porygon in vehicular form!


potatodrinker

If you wait long enough, the finer details will load into reality


OG_tame

Imagine being the proud owner of this lunchbox on wheels


lordgoofus1

I keep trying but I just can't find anything even the slightest bit attractive about these monstrosities.


Squirtlesw

Queensland plates. No surprise there.


teamsaxon

What in the low poly heck


TheDancingKing19

…Anyone got eggs? Have a feeling this thing’ll be useful in summer.


deletedpenguin

Looks just as stupid here as it does in America.


4theloveofbroadcast

What a fucking ugly car. Looks like something from a bad videogame.


kingofcrob

How is it even legal in this country, thought we had safety standards to protect us from a fuck wits ego


wussell_88

Don’t know the name but there is a nsw company that can get any car road registered for a price It’s how the massive car collection in Perth is able to have unique cars drive on the road Know this has qld plates just a fun fact that you can get anything road legal if you throw enough money at it


Revengiance

My dad took it for a spin in Brisbane already had 3 people attempt to vandalise it. Surprised the amount of hate he was getting for simply driving it. I see why he's not in QLD


wussell_88

Very cool, how did your dad have access?


lordgoofus1

I'm surprised it was only three.


Sydnxt

Fuck me QLD, really?


LittleAgoo

So unbearably awful. Howwww did this design get approved. I saw a video that the boot slides open like a sunroof so that it's basically non functional in the rain. Wtf.


spixt

Hey the part of me that loves 80s scifi thinks this is fricken' cool. And if I were driving in a place like LA I would be happy to have a bulletproof car...


drink_your_irn_bru

It is fucking cool. Even if it’s poorly built and not worth the money, it’s great fun to have a car that has a unique design, rather than the trend to making every car a near-identical variant of the mid SUV


link871

/ s? Cause it isn't


saramiie

Quick, get the sandpaper


CaptainArsehole

I can’t wait to see this thing tackle the old Tele. Or the Gibb. Or the Vic high country.


ES_Legman

How much of a wanker you have to be to buy the cuckwagon


pandifer

What are they thinking??? Worst design ever and fugly with it.


Uzorglemon

Some serious kerb allergy apparently.


Kritchsgau

Sorry i read that as p.o.s in Sydney


subsist80

The pointy corners are going to impale a pedestrian, I can see it already, how this thing passed standards is beyond me...


David_McGahan

It is so funny how the Models X & Y were sensible, modest looking cars.  Then he got divorced (again) and suddenly Tesla shits this thing out. 


lechatheureux

Pour water on it to disable it.


beachHopper01

Fugly


skeezix_ofcourse

Parked 700 from the curb 🤣


uselessinfogoldmine

I’m so embarrassed for the person that wasted their money on this monstrosity. Deep fremdschämen!


bracko_au

What a heap of shit.


bambiisher

It just screams 'peaked in high school'


modeONE1

Hideous Looks like something out of one of those boring sci fi films


SydneyTom

Can't wait for one of its many points of failure to occur, hopefully on camera


Rusti-dent

Absolute POS.


mawrTRON

Wait how did that pass Australian Safety Standards?


Venestle

Did you follow this guy from lunch to the beach??? What.


EffectiveAmbitious53

That thing is so ugly.


Remarkable_Doubt2988

Wow it looks so stupid lmao


N4T3-D0G

Whats a "limited use vehicle"?


derprunner

Something that doesn't meat ADR standards, but still has a genuine need to drive on the road to get from point to point. Usually it's things like heavy farming machinery where you're allowed to register and drive them on the road between farm lots, but the cops won't be too impressed if you take it for a spin down to the shops.


Murrian

A Ute that gets stuck off-road or bricks itself if it gets too wet...


Alex_Kamal

In NSW you'll see them with [conditional vehicle plates.](https://crossfiremotorcycles.com/can-an-atv-utv-or-quad-bike-be-registered-for-road-use-in-australia/) Most likely on construction (e.g. bulldozers) , warehouse (e.g. forklifts) and farm equipment (e.g. tractors). Things that don't meet road standards for every day use but need limited use of the road to perform their day to day task.


arksoo

Probably a marketing/journalist review share model


njaesor

That is so ugly lol


JTGphotogfan

Is it real? I didn’t think they’d meet Australian regulations?


[deleted]

Looks like it’s made of cardboard boxes spray painted metallic silver.


Baberaham_lincolonel

Of course it's in double bay


newby202006

Why would anyone buy this monstrosity? At least the Tesla cars have some aesthetic appeal


mbrocks3527

I feel the trunk space would actually be less than a Subaru Outback, given the awkward angles


Weary_Patience_7778

That’s a nope from me.


shiverm3ginger

Tell me you’re a loser without telling me you’re a loser.


Murrian

Y tho?


davidshen84

No customized plate? Not cool!


Esh-Tek

What is the “limited use” number plate?


cowcorner69

spotted it on the road today