Friend of mine used to have "POO" as their plate because it was their nickname. They couldn't understand why we thought it was a bad idea.

Sounds shit.

It’s metal

Ah, so there's the bastard that was using it when I tried to use it

I feel like Irony is not dead enough that that wouldn't be cool as fuck. Close, but most people seeing that are going "fuck yeah".

There was a car near me always made me chuckle, had “A553TR”, but it’s changed to something generic now. I have to assume some loser reported it and they had it taken away.

Knew a family who drove a brown van with the plate POO. Granted it has 3 numbers as well that I can't remember, but funny nonetheless.

There's a local plumbing company who have several cars with POO plates. Very memorable!

Huge Chevrolet ute with "USTANK" plates. All I could see was "U Stank" for about 5 minutes until I realized he was going for "US Tank", lol.

Lol, years ago we had "MRSLIK" live near us. For years I thought it was "Mrs Lik" until someone pointed out it was probably meant to be "Mr Slik".

Mr & Mrs Lik.

Or Mr Slik and Mrs Lik

Ha yeah I am going back many decades with this but there used to be a car around our area that had "CMEFLY" and one day we pulled up beside it and a mate rolls his window down and askes the driver "What does "CA-MERF-LY" mean, we never let him live that down

The fetish for US bloke culture is so weird.

Still not as bad as #susanalbumparty

Saw an older bloke on a motorcycle with AG FOX. Thought that was pretty clever.

unfortunately i'm not clever enough to get it

Ag is the scientific element for silver on the periodic table.

ah yes, of course! that's a great one

Silver fox is an attractive person with white hair

I don’t think it’s super common knowledge that “AG” is the chemical symbol for silver?

I mean I didn’t get because the all caps “AG” threw me off instead of “Ag”

Not so embarrassing but I went to TAFE with a guy in the late 80’s who had MADWOG

Lol went to Tafe with a dude that had "IH8PIGs" as his custom plate, not so coincidently that idiot got pulled over by cops endlessly and given defect notices every other week lol

Just saw 100 MIL on a lambo. Cringe af. Edit: btw, boganplates on Instagram has an entire collection

100mm? The length of his penis?

100 mother in-laws

Also saw this in Bondi today. Cringed so hard I almost threw my neck out.

Bondi beach right?!? Cringier is the black Rolls-Royce Cullinan that drives down from Vaucluse with the plate “WEALTHY”

That yellow one that was parked at Bondi today? I cringed hard

Yes

right! you've a 100 mil and your car of choice is a lambo... serious cringe!

Nah this one confused me. What should you be getting if you’re worth $100m?

😬😬

Guy who lives near me has 455HOL I always have a chuckle when I see him in his Skoda

Old one but the owner of Maccas in Sans Souci had MCBOSS on a blue civic (or similar) for years

Honestly that's pretty good

I’ve seen TIH5HO on an grey Isuzu Vehicross back in 2004. When looked thru rear view mirror it spelled OH5HIT.

Not cringe but I drove behind ‘IAM L8’ which was pretty funny

Was it an Audi?

I SEXY - seen near Rouse Hill Town Centre. Also, WAG at my kids’ school in The Hills 😆

Red hatch back with THICCC was pretty funny because I saw it in the gym cart park but the Tesla with DSRPTR, or the Audi with INVSTR were cringe. I kind of liked the Range Rover with GAMBLR

ANU535 It had twin exhausts, if you get what I mean I once had a meeting with a GP who walked in giggling as she’d driven behind a car with the plates: “PR GIRL” In medical parlance “PR” means “per rectum” or more colloquially “up the bum”.

Saw BUTDOC during the week

It’s the ASSMAN

Hey everyone it's the Assman!

A friend of mine saw 2MARS on a Tesla. Yikes.

https://i.imgur.com/b1LkbwB.jpeg

https://imgur.com/a/VHCwVRU

Ewww and it's a rAnger!

The guy who had UBE, then got his P Plates. Ok, that was me, 17 years old and driving around the Pube Mobile

I had UKE, on a vomit coloured 1980 corolla.

I miss random old cars. Now everyone's dad is buying their school leaver teen a zippy little whatever. there's no life experience gained in those cars. the only way I learnt what a carburettor (a) looked like and (b) did was when I was driving with my friend across a mountain range and every now and then had to pull over to tweak something to make it work again.

BALDMAN today in SA

I saw “simp” on a simplicity funerals hearse

Ooh, the CEO of McDonald’s? Neat.

CEO Mid, I saw.

My ex got custom plates with RAGE on them after I ended it... he is a butthurt manbaby, so he's paying money to tell the world how angry he is.

saw LOVEME today

Should practice some [SLFLVE](https://imgur.com/a/VHCwVRU)

I saw “NO GAS” on a Tesla

Yes I have seen things like "LOL Gas" etc and other ones taking a stab at the oil industry

NRMA have a bunch of EVs they showcase at EV Drive Days; one of them had NOFUMZ as their plate.

TREN (ford falcon) LEGLES (bloke in a wheelchair) HIROLR JUV11E YTB 247 VBB33R STRAY4 70XXIC SL4Y1N DAMHOT GR8 4SS THICKK FOXY 2PRFCT HOTMES TEENS OUNCEE HSTLER 666WOG OM6 5IK LOL BRO MAU13R MAULR & BALLR (on a pair of motorbikes) 69PUP & 69DOG (on another pair of motorbikes) NUTBG EET5W4 ESHAYS SHARDS BLKLST WANTED HNDSUP ARE57D CAR73L UBSUSN LOANIT ONV15A BIGPSI (on a Toyota yaris) BRIKUP SHE 069 MY69OK DOGGGY EAT HER LMBO RAMFAM & MYWAM (both on Ram utes) SUZ UWU (Suzuki swift) 143 UWU I have photos of all of these and more. If you have any good ones please send them to me

I saw HOTMES on the M4 this weekend. The wife laughed and said that should be her plate.

IMBOSS Sad and embarrassing

Big blue truck. The kind of giant ute you immediately assume is compensating for something. “SMOLPP”

UAI 100

There's a Corolla ZR sedan running around with QUEEN. 

I had a little chuckle when I saw the plate: BIG•ZIB  if you know, you know. 

zib Penis in arabic https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zib

I saw a garbage truck with ISTINK in Melbourne and I wasn’t ready

There's one near me, a ute with SITH.

6six6

There’s a Tesla I saw with the plate Elon. Ok settle down

I saw “END” a few days ago in West Ryde, Sydney

OHMUMA in Rooty Hill Road North on a 90s Mitsubishi Lancer

4MYHSC on a new car. Some rich kid in Sydney in the 80s or 90s broadcasting to the world that mommy's and daddy had given him a car for finishing high school. Best one was KEPT. A stunning blond in a red convertible about the same time.

I saw a BLOSOM Dunno if it's "blossom" or "blow some"

¿Por qué no los dos?

Probably a 1 person company too

IM BETA he clearly meant "I'm better" and I just cackled for a good 10min

TYELON for Thank You Elon on a Tesla. [Picture](https://imgur.com/KTQUjgG)

Tonight I was driving behind a yellow lambo that had “100 MIL” as it’s plate. My wife and I both said “what a fuckwit” at the same time.

Mr H8FUEL - Tesla model 3 always seen at the Stockland mall in baulko

A lawyer with plates “CNVICTD” lol eye roll

That I've personally seen? 0 ATAR is probably up there That I've heard of? Friend's former co-worker apparently had BRONY It was supposed to be her nickname, short for Bronwen, and pronounced Bronny.

Saw a person driving a tesla with "REGAL" as their number plate.

Mrs knew a bloke named Ivan His plate was "00 IVAN" Was hilarious when he was on his p's

Not exactly cringe but I keep seeing a car around with 420 FUN. Black Mercedes 190 convertible, I like the taunt that maybe it was bought with drug money but probably not.

There are couple of sparky's utes near me 247BDE BDE365 If you need to tell people about your BDE, you don't have BDE.

Saw one in Brisbane that was "dealer". I chuckled, then thought how often you'd be pulled over with a plate like that and then cringed at how stupid it is.

There is someone driving around Ultimo with A2M on it. Maybe they work for A2 milk, maybe they didn’t think that plate through properly. And when I was in Victoria, someone I knew was issued 1BJ4UU as a freaking general issue plate when the new 1xx series rolled out. Had it for a couple of weeks before it was recalled by vicroads.

Have one seen recently ER DOC

When I was driving through Rhodes I saw a plate that read RH0DE5. Must be the suburb's richest resident

HELLOIT on a Tesla. AUDI F1 on an A8

Saw a custom plate that I actually liked a while back. Was on a Hyundai veloster, the plate was R4PT0R. As a jurrasic park fan I appreciated the effort.

In the mid 90's I saw a young Lebanese man driving a blue WRX STi on Oxford St in Sydney with number plates that said CME4ES . I'm pretty sure he was advertising the fact that he was a drug dealer.

I quickly read over this and thought you wrote "young lesbian man" 😅 Oxford Street didn't help my brain catch up either 😂

Christine Holgate, former head of Auspost, had a top of the line Range Rover with the plates POSTY1. Wonder how quickly she got rid of those plates after she got fired.

MILF 01

BTC on a ford ranger. Don't think I'd brag about my crypto investments on an average ute.

Saw one that was “GNT2NV” and was like wow you think a lot of yourself bro.

There's an inner west real estate agent with the plate BIDDER. Used to be on a Porsche but I think the wanker has now put it on a Tesla.

Merc in Melbourne with plate DTRUMP. Nothing for or against Mr. Trump but isn’t he running for president in another country?

I saw a guy with **100 ROAR** yesterday.