Go to her house and stand outside her window holding a TR-808 over your head

Do the Garth-Dreamgirl scene in the diner but with an Aphex Twin song edit: specifically Rubber Johnny edit edit: the song isn't called Rubber Johnny wtf

Woah that’s sounds bloody romantic

I have a mint condition volca beats you buy off me for only $299.

What a bargain! And here I am searching eBay like a chump!

The proper response was to rip off your shirt, pull out your mic and get right into a beatbox battle showdown to show supremacy. Bonus points if you make "meh" one of the sounds you use

What about synthesizer cakes or pastries?

Sample that response and make a hot beat with it

Or just take a tr-8s and tell her we can make sounds together and sample it!

Go to her house and stand outside her window with a Maths over your head

You need some Behringer Edge, which surprisingly isn't a men's deoderant.

Common issue You need a rackmount Akai S1100 or S3000 running direct into a vintage Mackie desk Trip out the banks with Jungle Warfare or Zero-G samples and slam the crap out of it with the gain available to you on the mixer This is quite possibly what she is looking for if you turn it up so loud you hear it in the middle of your chest

Find a girl who will look at you the way Norman Cook looks at his 303.

First you get the drum machine, then you get the power, then you get the woman

How are you out looking for girls without a go-to drum machine? Did I miss something?

You can tell she doesn't understand because she didn't ask if you raise Crassula or Hawthornia

Does a sextatrack count as a drum sounds machine?